An Erotic Baptist Story (2 page)

After Ann said
grace, Judy said, “You would have been proud of Paul. He said
grace before he gave me oral sex.”

“That is
proper,” Ron said, with a smirk on his mouth. “He should
say grace before he eats you.”

“Don't say
that, Ron,” Ann said. “It sounds so gross!”

I smiled at Ron
and asked, “Do you say grace before you eat Ann?”

Ron look sort of
sad before replying. “I would be willing to say grace before I
had oral sex with Ann, but she doesn't let me do that.”

I looked sort of
shocked and asked, “Why not?”

“Because it
is sodomy, and it a sin,” Ann said. “Don't you read the
Bible?”

“Of course I read the Bible, and it says nothing about oral
sex. The cities of Sodom and Gomorrah, Admah and Zeboyim were
destroyed by God because of their great sin, but the Bible doesn't
say exactly what the sin was. Usually it is interpreted to mean that
they were homosexual. However, homosexual practices were common in
those days, and God didn't destroy any other cities.”

“I have heard of Sodom and Gomorrah but never about Admah and
Zeboyim,” Ann said.

“You can
read about it in Deuteronomy 29:23,” I said. “The Bible
seems to leave a lot out of stories, so people make up what they want
to believe.”

“So you are
saying that sodomy is actually anal sex?”

“It seems to
be a Christian view that sodomy was anal sex. It was illegal in most
of the states during the '50s, and you could go to jail for doing it.
Now it is legal in all states since 2003 due to the U.S. Supreme
Court decision
Lawrence
v. Texas
.”

“So do you
like anal sex?” Ron asked.

“No, I
don't. Judy and I tried it a few times, and she liked it okay, but I
didn't feel that it was safe. So I didn't want to take a chance of
hurting her. I also thought that it wasn't any better than regular
sex.”

“I guess I
would give it a try,” Ron said.

“Not with
me, you wouldn't,” Ann said.

“Actually I
thought it felt really good,” Judy said. “He says that
he was concerned about my safety, but I think he just didn't like
it.”

“One thing
that I didn't like was it was too tight, so I ejaculated too quickly.
I like to take my time and enjoy it. Also I really didn't have much
control like I do with regular sex.”

“Well, maybe
we will try it again sometime,” Judy said. “Maybe you
will like it better then, Paul.”

Chapter
4

The
next Sunday the pastor preached about the sin of oral sex. He gave a
few Biblical scriptures that were vague and didn't actually refer to
oral sex.

I sat
there and listened to what he had to say. I doubt he had much
experience with oral sex. I glanced over at his wife and saw the
stern look on her face. Somehow I couldn't visualize her giving him
a blow job or receiving his oral attentions either.

I
looked around the room and wondered how many people agreed with him.
They probably were hoping he would get done preaching, so they could
go out to eat. I glanced at my watch and hoped he wouldn't go over
the time limit again.

When I
shook the preacher's hand as we were leaving, I told him that I had
enjoyed his sermon.

“At
least you weren't asleep,” he responded. “A lot of our
members don't take sin seriously anymore and think that anything
goes. They will end up in Hell for not listening to God's words.”

We
chose a hamburger place for lunch that we liked. It was decorated in
the 50's style. Our best friends Ron and Ann had joined us.

“I
felt good about the sermon this morning,” Ann said. “I
told the preacher that I never do that sinful thing.”

Ron
smiled sadly and said, “I wouldn't mind if you were a little
bit more sinful.”

“I
thought he had no idea what he was talking about,” I said. “He
is really old fashion and only preaches on sin. Frankly I wished we
had a preacher that emphasized God's love instead.”

“Well,
I would never give oral sex to my husband or let him do it to me,”
Ann said. “I don't believe in doing sinful things.”

“Judy looked
thoughtful and said, I don't consider oral sex to be a sin and don't
mind giving oral sex to Paul or receiving oral sex from him.”

She thought for a
moment and said, laughing, “Actually I like receiving it more
than giving it.”

“I think
oral sex sounds dirty, and I don't think I want to try it,” Ann
said. “It is also sinful.”

“Well, if
you think something is sinful, don't do it,” I said.

“Then
that means that I don't get to try oral sex either,” Ron said.

I thought for a
few moments and said, “The average marriage only last seven
years, so maybe your next wife will be willing to do it with you.”

“We have
only been married for two years, but I am missing out of a lot that
other guys are enjoying, so our marriage might not last seven years.”

Ann looked at him
and said, “If you just consider me to be your sex slave, then
maybe it is better if we don't stay married.”

Ron shrugged his
shoulders.

Judy had been listening to this discussion for a while and decided to
jump in. “As you know I am a Hair stylist down at New Look
Beauty Salon. Women love to talk while they are getting their hair
done. A frequent subject is oral sex. The majority of women think
that cunnilingus and fellatio are wonderful ways to enjoy sex within
their marriages. Most of them enjoy both having it done and doing it
to their partners.”

“I bet these
women are not Christians,” Ann said.

“Actually,
most of them attend church and don't consider oral sex a sin.”

“That seems
strange,” I said. “I guess women consider what they do
with their husbands in their bedrooms to be their own business and
not the business of churches.”

“That is
right,” Judy said. “Actually a lot of younger women
prefer having oral sex with their boyfriends, rather than having
regular sex since they can't get pregnant that way.”

I smiled at Judy
and said, “You sure seem knowledgeable on the subject. Maybe
you should write a book about your discussions down at the Solon.”

“We actually
talk about a lot of things down there. Women love to talk while they
have their hair done. Usually it is about losing weight, politics,
and sex.”

“Well, I
never talk about sex while I am getting my hair done,” Ann
said. “I think we should change the subject since I am tired
of listening to you discussing it. Why don't we talk about the Bible
since we are suppose to be Christians.”

Chapter
5

Judy, Ann, and I
pulled up to the Wayside Baptist Church parking lot. I was off work
for the day, and Judy was working a late shift, so she was free. She
had wanted to stop and pick something up from the church secretary,
Sharon, before we went out to lunch. Ann was Judy's best friend, so
we had picked her up from her house since she didn't have a job at
the present time. Bob Arnold, the head Deacon pulled in next to us.

I shook his hand,
and we talked for a few minutes before we went into the church. As we
went into the church, we heard Ann scream. We ran into the church
office and was startled by what we saw. Leroy and Sharon were both
seated in office chairs. Her blouse was open and her bra pulled up,
so we could see her shapely breasts. I noticed that her nipples had a
wrinkled circle around them indicating that she was highly aroused.

Pastor Leroy Smith
was frantically trying to put his rigid penis back into his pants.
Obviously Sharon had been giving him a blow job. She smiled at us
and pulled her bra down and then buttoned her blouse.

“Leroy, it
is too hard, so you can't get it back into your pants so let me fix
it.” She leaned over and took it back in her mouth and started
sucking on it again. Suddenly, he gave a jerk as he ejaculated into
her mouth.

I glanced over at
the deacon, who was frowning.

Sharon smiled, not
embarrassed, and said, “I was just taking care of Leroy's
stress, so he can work on his sermon for tomorrow. His wife should
take care of that, but she doesn't believe in taking care of his
sexual needs. I didn't mind since he said it furthers God's work.”

By now Leroy had
managed to get his penis back in his pants.

“Now, what
was it that you needed,” Sharon said, “since that chore
is done?”

Judy smiled and
said, “I just came by to pick up that craft pattern that you
had for me. Ann is going to lunch with us.”

Ann had left the
room and was sitting out in the church auditorium.

Bob Arnold looked
at us and said, “I want everyone to leave. Pastor Leroy and I
have to have a talk.”

“Here is
your pattern,” Sharon said, handing an large envelope to Judy.

“Hey, would
you like to go out to lunch with us?” I asked. Judy had gone
out to the auditorium to sit with Ann.

“Sure,”
Sharon responded. “I have an hour for lunch so let's go. “I
sure hope that Leroy doesn't get fired. I guess we should have shut
the office door before we did that.”

“Do you
think that you might get fired?” I said.

“I was just
doing what the preacher wanted me to do since he said it was part of
my job, so I hope I don't get fired for doing my job.”

She smiled and
whispered to me, “I have always been nice to Bob Arnold, so I
don't think he will let me get fired.”

“You are
sure surprising me today since I thought you were pious.”

“I was
married for two years, so sex is not new to me. I also liked it,
especially giving blow jobs. It makes me feel good to give men
pleasure.”

We all got in the
car and drove to Country Buffet. Everyone grabbed a tray and went
around and got what they wanted to eat.

We started talking
about mundane things that were not connected to what had just
happened.

Ann was very
quiet.

Finally Sharon
spoke to Ann. “Were you shocked by what you saw us doing?”

“Yes, but it
was sort of exciting too. He seemed to be really enjoying it from
the pleasure on his face.”

“Yes, men do
enjoy blow jobs greatly,” Sharon said.

Sharon looked
thoughtful and said, “I have never given my husband a blow job.
If he enjoyed it as much as the preacher did, then maybe I should
have.”

“Well, it is
never too late to start,” Sharon said. “Of course, if
all you want is for him to have a blow job, you could have him come
by, and I will give him one.”

“No, I don't
want you to do that,” Ann said. “I think I will start
giving him blow jobs myself. It might be fun to have him give them
to me too. I have often wondered how it would feel.”

I looked at Sharon
and asked, “Did the preacher ever give you any oral sex?”

“Of course,”
she said, smiling. “He was good at it too.”

When we got back
to the church, there was a lot of yelling going on in the church
office. Bob Arnold was sitting in the pew talking on his cell phone.

We sat down in a
pew a couple of pews ahead of him. We could hear the preacher's wife
giving him hell.

“I am going
to throw your sorry ass out of the house and file for a divorce,”
she said. “You forced that sweet girl to perform that sinful
act for your sexual pleasure. I am going to make sure that you never
pastor another church in your life.”

The response was
low, so we couldn't hear it.

“Don't blame
it on the Devil since you are the one to blame!”

Soon they both
came out of the church office and walked down the aisle. When they
got outside, she started yelling at him again.

“So what is
going to happen, Bob?” Sharon asked.

He gathered his
words and said, “I talked to the other deacons, and we have
decided to fire him. Of course, we will have to get approval from
the church at the Wednesday business meeting to make it official.
But that should only be a formality when they find out what he did
and his wife leaving him.”

“What about
my job?”

“I will
recommended that we keep you on since you were a victim of his lust.
So you will still have a job.”

“Well, I
guess I had better get to work,” she said. “Who is going
to give the message tomorrow?”

“I think I
will,” Deacon Arnold said. “I think I will entitled it,
Betraying God
.”

Chapter
6

Sunday morning
Deacon Arnold gave the message. Before he started, he said, “I
guess some of you were wondering what transpired with our preacher.
He was caught forcing his secretary to do some improper things. So
we had not choice but to terminate him. Since she was a victim we
are going to recommend letting her keep her job.

The sermon was not
real good, but the nice thing was that it was short. So we were soon
eating lunch with Ann and Ron.

“Well, I
wonder where Leroy spent the night,” I said.

“I heard
that his wife called her folks up in Denver, and they came and helped
her pack up and move out,” Ann said. “So I guess he
stayed there.”

Suddenly I looked
up and was startled to see Leroy and Sharon come in. The place was
crowded, so I waved over to them to sit with us.

The waitress came
over and took their orders.

“I am sorry
that you got fired,” I said, trying to be nice.

He smiled and
said, “I am not unhappy with their decision. I never wanted to
be a preacher anyway. It was more Betty's idea than mine. I have a
degree in computer science, so I think I will find a job in that
field. I actually like working with computers better than people.”

“It seems
strange that we caught you in the act,” I said. “Judy
said that you, Sharon, had asked to come at that time. It is also
strange that Arnold also showed up then.”