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Authors: Edward Lee
Bullet Through Your Face (improved format) (42 page)
Alls of a sudden a stank rose like ta kick him in the snoot, it did,
and then just as quick he felt somethin’ hot’n snotty on his tongue,
and when he pulled his face away, he took a hard hock’n watched a
splat’a this stuff that looked like melted Jack Cheese hit the floor, and
then he were gaggin’ and backin’ up on his knees, and he grabbed
that wastecan by the desk ‘cos, come ta think of it, he’d
swallered
some’a that cheese, and—
Chief Kinion threw up so hard’n heavy inta the wastecan that he
thought his stomach might come up ta boot, and he damn near
filled
that wastecan, he did! And then he throwed up some more when he
took a glance up at her box’n saw a whole lot more’a this cheesy stuff
drippin’ out. And then he realized ‘zactly what that stuff were!
ABOUT THE AUTHOREdward Lee has authored close to 50 books in the
field of horror; he specializes in hardcore fare. His
most recent novels are LUCIFER’S LOTTERY
and the Lovecraftian THE HAUNTER OF THE
THRESHOLD. His movie HEADER was released
on DVD by Synapse Film in June, 2009. Lee lives
in Largo, Florida.
You’ve seen Cannibal Holocaust. You’ve seen Salo. You’veseen Nekromantik. You ain’t seen shit!
Brain Cheese Buffet collects nine of Lee’s most sought
after tales of violence and body fluids. Featuring the Stoker
nominated “Mr. Torso,” the legendary gross-out piece “The
Dritiphilist,” the notorious “The McCrath Model SS40-C,
Series S,” and six more stories to test your gag reflex.
“Squid Pulp Blues” Jordan Krall
- In these three
bizarro-noir novellas, the reader is thrown into a
world of murderers, drugs made from squid parts,
deformed gun-toting veterans, and a mischievous
apocalyptic donkey.
“
. . . with SQUID PULP BLUES, [Krall] created a wholly
unique terrascape of Ibsen-like naturalism and morbidity;
an extravaganza of white-trash urban/noir horror.
”
Edward Lee
“Apeshit” Carlton Mellick III -
Friday the 13th meets
Visitor Q. Six hipster teens go to a cabin in the woods inhab
ited by a deformed killer. An incredibly fucked-up parody
of B-horror movies with a bizarro slant
“
The new gold standard in unstoppable fetus-fucking kill
freakomania . . . Genuine all-meat hardcore horror meets
unadulterated Bizarro brainwarp strangeness. The results
are beyond jaw-dropping, and fill me with pure, un
forgivable joy.
” - John Skipp
“Super Fetus” Adam Pepper -
Try to abort this fetus
and he’ll kick your ass!
“
The
story of a self-aware fetus whose morally bankrupt
mother is desperately trying to abort him. This darkly humorous novella
will surely appall and upset a sizable percentage of people who read
it... In-your-face, allegorical
social commentary.
”
“Fistful of Feet” Jordan Krall
- A bizarro tribute
to Spaghetti westerns, Featuring Cthulhu-worshipping
Indians, a woman with four feet, a Giallo-esque serial
killer, a crazed gunman who is obsessed with sucking
on candy, Syphilis-ridden mutants, ass juice, burping
pistols, sexually transmitted tattoos, and a house devoted to the freakiest fetishes.
“
Krall has quite a flair for outrage as an art form.
”
