Crime Stories (4 page)

He’d barely begun when the lights suddenly switched on. Marty spun around, reaching for his pistol, but decided against it when he saw the room was filled with cops.

Marty dropped the drill and raised his hands.

“How did you get here so fast?” Marty asked. “My plan was perfect!”

The lead detective answered. “The casino helped the Richardsons set up the phoney slot machine payoff tonight, to lure you here. We’ve been waiting for you for over an hour. You made one very big mistake.”

What was Marty’s mistake?

SOLUTION:
Marty didn’t own a car, so every time he followed the Richardsons and parked near their house, it was using his work vehicle…a school bus. The Richardsons spotted it easily, and knew something was going on because there are no school buses that run at night.

This is the Mini Mystery that Woman’s World finally bought. I still have no idea why they preferred this one over the other three. It’s actually my least favorite.

Some folks will do anything to win…

T
he Bitsy Farmer Rocky Mountain Cake Bake-Off had played host to many wonderful desserts over the past ten years, but this was the first time it played host to a criminal.

Bitsy stared at the five finalists and frowned. When she began the contest a decade ago, it was to help new chefs. But things had gotten ugly. Really ugly.

Bitsy’s skills in the kitchen had given rise to a multi-million dollar cake-mix company. Always the innovator, Bitsy used the Rocky Mountain Cake Bake-Off to encourage amateur cooks. The winner received ten thousand dollars, plus her recipe would be sold through Bitsy’s company. But never before had Bitsy been faced with this dilemma.

An anonymous phone caller had informed Bitsy that one of the remaining contestants was planning to sabotage her competitors. Not only was that unfair, but the scandal could hurt the integrity of the event—an integrity Bitsy had spent years building.

Bitsy knew she had to figure out who the villain was, before the competition was ruined.

She walked over to Contestant #1, Suzi Snow. The elderly Ms. Snow reminded Bitsy of her grandmother; hair up in a gray bun and always smiling.

“Hello, Ms. Snow. What are you baking for us today?”

Ms. Snow grinned, showing off super-white dentures.

“My famous angel food cake, with a fresh raspberry glaze. I have a secret ingredient, passed down through six generations.”

“What is it?” Bitsy asked, curious.

Ms. Snow winked. “I’ll only share it if I win.”

Bitsy wished her luck, and walked through the kitchen studio over to Contestant #2, Maureen Hamilton. Maureen was Bitsy’s age, but shorter and perpetually scowling. She looked to be in a mood when Bitsy approached.

“The altitude is murderous,” Maureen moaned. “It will be a miracle if this chocolate cake turns out. Plus I don’t think this oven is calibrated correctly. I don’t want to lose because of faulty equipment.”

“I’ll send a technician over to check it out,” Bitsy said. She spoke into her walkie-talkie and asked someone to come by.

Maureen frowned and kept mixing.

Contestant #3 was Maria Espinoza. She’d brought her teenaged daughter with to assist, which the rules allowed. Both wore white latex gloves, which was definitely sanitary, but somewhat unusual.

“This will be the best angel food cake you’ve ever eaten,” Maria beamed.

Bitsy noticed that Maria’s daughter was opening a package of raspberries.

“Are you making a raspberry glaze?” she asked.

“Yes. I know that other lady is making a similar cake, but mine will be better. You’ll see.”

Bitsy bid her good baking and moved on the Contestant #4, Holly Doolittle. Holly was opening up packages of cream cheese, and Bitsy noted that her counter top was covered with graham cracker crumbs.

“Bitsy! I’m so excited to meet you! You’re my idol!”

“Thank you,” Bitsy said, a little embarrassed.

“I only hope my cake is half as good as one yours. You’ve got the be the best baker in all of Colorado. Boy, I just love you!”

Bitsy endured a hug, then moved along to the final contestant, Georgia Peters.

“Ms. Peters, I…”

“Shhh!” Georgia put a finger in front of her lips. “The first layer of my quadruple golden layer cake is in the oven. With this elevation, I can’t take any chances.”

“Sorry,” Bitsy whispered, somewhat mollified. “Good luck.”

“I don’t need luck,” Georgia whispered back. “This cake will win for sure.”

Bitsy’s walkie-talkie squawked. Georgia shot Bitsy an evil look at the intrusive sound, and Bitsy hurried away.

“What is it?” she asked into the radio.

“We found something.” It was Niki James, Bitsy’s assistant. “You’d better come and look.”

“Where are you?”

“In the hospitality suite.

Bitsy flew through the kitchen, down the hallway, and to the suite. When she arrived, Niki was as pale as cake flour.

“It was under the sofa, in a plain paper bag.”

She pointed to the table, and Bitsy gasped when she saw a gun laying next to a bowl of chips.

“When I became your assistant, I never knew I’d have to deal with anything more dangerous than a spatula,” Niki said. “Who would bring a gun to a bake-off?”

“Did you touch it?” Bitsy asked.

Niki nodded. “I didn’t know what was inside, so I reached in.”

“No name on the bag?”

“It’s just a regular paper lunch sack,” Niki said.

“How about on the gun?”

“I didn’t look close enough.”

Bitsy thought out loud. “How long has the hospitality suite been open?”

“It’s been open all night. I know for a fact that every contestant has been in here, some several times.”

Bitsy rubbed her temples. She couldn’t believe that one of the women she’d just met would commit murder just to win.

“Should we call the police?” Niki asked.

“Yes. We’ll have to cancel the bake-off.”

“The negative publicity will be devastating.”

“I know. But there’s nothing—”

Bitsy’s voice trailed off when her eyes locked on the gun. There was something unusual about it. She crept closer to get a better look.

“This isn’t a regular gun,” she said. “Look at the writing on the side.”

Niki came over and read the word engraved into the stock.

“Starter pistol? What’s that?”

“It’s used for races. It doesn’t fire real bullets. Only makes a loud noise.”

As the words left Bitsy’s mouth, she smiled.

“Call security. I know who the saboteur is.”

Who is the saboteur, and how did Bitsy know?

SOLUTION:
Bitsy believed Holly Doolittle had brought the starter gun. A loud noise, especially at the high altitude in the Colorado Rockies, would cause flour-based cakes to collapse. Holly was making a cheesecake, which would be unharmed by the loud bang, ensuring a win. Holly had bragged about her plan to her next door neighbor, who placed the anonymous call to Bitsy.

After I sold Piece of Cake, I figured I had a new market that would take everything I wrote. I was wrong. After buying my previous story, Woman’s World gonged this one. My hat’s off to Encyclopedia Brown, because this isn’t as easy as it looks.

Only obscure knowledge will lead to a killer…

T
he First Annual Spokane Zoologist Convention ended on a very sour note…a murder.

To make matters even worse, no one knew who the dead man was.

“I’m sure he’s a registered zoologist,” said the convention organizer, Dr. Myrna Simmons, who claimed she recognized the deceased from the day before. “I checked him in at the reception table. I remember searching for his name tag. But for the life of me. I can’t recall his name. The poor man.”

The victim was a handsome forty-something male, wearing a blue suit and a red tie. His wallet was missing. A cheese knife pierced his back—it had apparently been taken from the hors d’oeuvres table. A napkin was wrapped around its handle, preventing the killer from leaving fingerprints.

The body had been found lying face-first on the coatroom floor. One of the convention attendees had gone to hang up her jacket, and almost tripped over him. Immediately afterward, the police had been called, and the banquet hall sealed. No one was allowed to leave without permission from the authorities.

Detective Robbie Walker personally checked the alibi of every person in attendance, and was left with four remaining suspects. During the course of his investigation, Walker cross-referenced the guest list and discovered that there was one person too many in the banquet hall. Walker deduced that this convention crasher was the murderer, and he’d taken the dead man’s name tag in an attempt to blend into the crowd and escape.

None of the four suspects had any form of picture ID on them, and each was unable to confirm his identity.

Walked needed to figure out who the imposter was.

He approached the first man, an elderly fellow with a bushy white beard who claimed to be Dr. Jordan McDermott.

“Dr. McDermott, what types of animals do you specialize in?”

“I study the duck-billed platypus,” McDermott said, a bit too cheerfully considering the morbid circumstances. “Its fur is among the softest in the world. It lays eggs, and after they hatch it nurses its young. The male platypus is also poisonous. Quite an amazing animal.”

Walker was skeptical. “Is all of that true?” he asked the others.

They each shrugged.

“Zoology has so many specialties,” said Dr. Apu Patel, a tall, thin man with penetrating brown eyes. “It’s impossible to know everything about everything.”

“What do you specialize in, Dr. Patel?”

“Elephants. They can smell water from three miles away. And an elephant is the only animal that cannot jump.”

“Really?”

“It’s true. Did you know that African elephants only have four teeth?”

“I did not know that,” Walker admitted. It sounded very suspicious.

“That’s nothing,” said Dr. Harry Reinsdorff, a fat man with thick, round glasses. “I’m a marine biologist, and I’m studying why sharks don’t get cancer. Did you know that sharks can smell a drop of blood in the water from five miles away? And besides the five senses humans have, they also have an extra sense called the Line of Lorenzo, which lets them detect electrical fields in the water.”

Walker felt a headache coming on. He didn’t know if any of these outrageous facts were true or false.

“How about you?” he asked Dr. Mark Kessler. “What do you specialize in?”

“I unashamedly admit that I study cockroaches,” Kessler said. His bulging eyes and brown suit made him look sort of like a cockroach himself. “They’re really fascinating creatures. Their blood is white, not red. They can hold their breath underwater for more than ten minutes. And did you know a cockroach can live up to two weeks with its head removed?”

“Yuck,” Walker said. The other suspects echoed the sentiment.

“Let’s go over your stories again. Dr. McDermott,” Walker said, turning to the platypus specialist, “Where were you when the body was discovered?”

“In the bathroom,” McDermott said. “I wasn’t feeling very well. Too many libations last night. I tried a drink called a rusty nail. Vile stuff.”

“How about you, Dr. Patel?” Walker asked the pachyderm professor.

“I was on my cell phone, checking my voice mail. I’d gotten a message from the San Diego Zoo. Apparently one of their elephants has elephant pox.”

“And you, Dr. Reinsdorff?”

“I was also on the phone, confirming my reservation tonight at an expensive Japanese sushi restaurant that serves sea cucumbers. They can be poisonous, unless you remove the brain at the center.”

Walker said, “Yuck,” again, and then asked, “How about you, Dr. Kessler?”

“I’m afraid I was just staring out the window, doing nothing at all. I’m not a very sociable person.”

Walker had no idea what to ask next, but fortunately Dr. Myrna Simmons, the convention organizer, came hurrying over.

“Detective Walker! I’ve got that book you wanted.”

She handed him a copy of The Complete Encyclopedia of Animals. Walker thanked her, excused himself, and went into the other room for some fact-checking.