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“No,” said Dar. He walked around the crater, making sure not to get too close to the edge of the cliff. He did not like heights. Some of the Accident Investigation men nodded and said hello. Dar took his camera out of the bag and began imaging from different angles. The rising sun glinted on the many thousands of pieces of scattered, scorched metal.

“What's that?” said Elroy. “I've never seen a camera like that before.”

“Digital,” said Dar. He quit shooting pictures and video and looked back down the highway. The entrance to the canyon was visible from up here, directly in line with the highway stretching out east toward Borrego Springs. He looked at the tiny viewfinder monitor on the camera and shot some stills and video of the highway and desert lined up with the crater.

“Well, if the Darwin Award isn't named for you,” persisted the young patrolman, “who is it named for?”

“Charles Darwin,” said Dar. “You know, survival of the fittest?”

The boy looked blank. Dar sighed. “The society of insurance investigators gives the award to the person who does the human race the biggest favor each year by removing his or her DNA from the gene pool.”

The boy nodded slowly, but obviously did not understand.

Cameron chuckled. “Whoever kills himself in the dumbest way,” he translated, and looked at Dar. “Last year it was that guy in Sacramento who shook the Pepsi machine until it fell on him and squashed him, wasn't it?”

“That was two years ago,” said Dar. “Last year it was the farmer up in Oregon who got nervous shingling the roof of his barn and tossed the rope over the peak of the roof and had his grown son tie it to something solid. Turned out the something solid was the rear bumper of their pickup truck.”

Cameron laughed out loud. “Yeah, yeah. And then his wife came out of the house and drove to town. Did the car insurance people ever pay the widow?”

“Had to,” said Dar. “He was attached to the vehicle at the time. Under policy rules, he was covered.”

Patrolman Elroy quirked his Elvis smile, but he obviously did not understand the point of the story.

“So you going to solve this one for us, or what?” said Cameron.

Dar scratched his head. “You guys have any theories?”

“Accident Investigation thinks it was a drug deal gone wrong,” said Cameron.

“Yeah,” said Elroy, eagerly. “You know. The El Camino was in the back of one of those big military, freighter kind of planes…”

“C-130?” said Dar.

“Yeah.” Patrolman Elroy grinned. “And the dudes had a falling out, shoved the El Camino out the back…bingo.” He gestured toward the crater like a maître d' awarding patrons a table.

Dar nodded. “Good theory. Except where would drug runners get a C-130? And why haul an El Camino in it? And why shove the whole vehicle out? And why did it explode and burn?”

“Don't cars always do that when they go off cliffs and things?” said Elroy, his twist of a smile fading.

“Only in the movies, Mickey, my boy,” said Cameron. He turned to Dar. “Well? You want to get started on this before it gets hot up here?”

Dar nodded. “On two conditions.”

Cameron raised his heavy eyebrows.

“Get me back down to my car and loan me your radio.”

  

Dar drove the NSX out of the canyon and into the desert, stopped, looked around for a while, drove farther, looked a bit longer, drove back to his first stopping point, and walked out into the desert, gathering pebbles and other small items and putting them into his pocket. He shot some images of the Joshua trees and the sand, then walked back to the car and took a few more images of the asphalt road. It was still early and the traffic was light—a few vans and pickups—so there was no backup from the single-lane closing in the canyon. But it was already eighty degrees in the desert and Dar took off his jacket and kept the air-conditioning going as he sat in the idling black Acura on a gravel turnout two miles from the entrance to the canyon.

Dar powered up his IBM ThinkPad, downloaded the stored images from the Hitachi digital camera via a flash card, and scrolled through them for a few minutes. He ran the short video segments he had shot. Then he enabled his numeric keypad and tapped in equations for several minutes, exiting once to activate map software and the GPS unit he carried in the glove box. He double-checked distances, angles, and elevations, and then finished his arithmetic, shut down the computer, stowed it away, and called Cameron on the radio he had borrowed. It had been thirty-five minutes since he'd left the ledge.

The green and white chopper buzzed by once and landed five minutes later. The pilot stayed inside his bubble while Cameron got out, adjusted his hat, and walked over to the NSX.

“Where's young Elvis?” said Dar.

“Elroy,” said the sergeant.

“Whatever.”

“I left him behind. He's had enough excitement this morning. Besides, he was being disrespectful of his elders.”

“Oh?”

“He called you an arrogant A-hole after you left,” said Cameron.

Dar raised one eyebrow. “A-hole?”

The fellow ex-Marine shrugged. “Sorry, Darwin. It's the best the boy could do. He's never been in the military. Generation Xer and all that. And he's white. Linguistically deprived. I apologize for him.”

“A-hole?”
said Dar.

“What do you have for me?” Cameron was obviously tired and edging out of his amused mode into his more habitual pissed-off attitude.

“What do I get for having anything for you?” said Dar.

“The eternal gratitude of the California Highway Patrol,” growled Cameron.

“I guess it'll have to do.” Dar squinted at the little helicopter that seemed to shimmer as heat waves rose from the highway between it and the NSX. “As much as I hate to get in that goddamn thing again, I think it'll be easier to show you if we go back up for a couple of minutes.”

Cameron shrugged. “Crash site?”

“Uh-uh. I'm not flying in that canyon again. Just tell your man to follow my directions and to keep it under five hundred feet.”

  

They hovered above the highway half a mile east of where the NSX was parked. “Did you see that scorched, rippled pattern on the asphalt here near the turnout?” said Dar through his headset microphone.

“Yeah, sure, now I do. Not when I drove this way in the dark this morning. So what? Highway's fucked up like that in a thousand places. Shitty maintenance out here.”

“Yes,” said Dar, “but stretches of the road here look as if they've been melted and then resolidified.”

Cameron shrugged, “Desert, man. Going to be what today?” He turned to the pilot.

“A hundred and twelve,” said the pilot, never moving his sunglasses in their direction, his attention on the instruments and the horizon. “Fahrenheit.”

“OK,” said Dar. “Let's head back toward the NSX.”

“That's
it?
” said Cameron.

“Patience.”

They hovered three hundred feet above the highway. A station wagon rushed past headed west, kids' heads poking out of both rear windows, goggling at the helicopter. The Acura looked like a black, wax candle that had melted in the heat.

“Notice those skid marks?” said Dar.

“When we flew down, sure,” said Cameron. “But they're a mile and a half from the canyon. More than two miles from the crash site. You saying that somebody ran out of control, left skid marks here, and crashed almost three miles away, two hundred feet up a canyon wall? Fast motherfucker.” The sergeant was smiling, but he was not amused.

“Long skid marks,” said Dar, pointing to the parallel tracks heading off west.

“Kids burning rubber. Find tire marks every few hundred meters out here. You know that, Dar. Just lucky if we don't find the kids in the wreckage the next morning.”

“I measured them,” said Dar. “One thousand eight hundred and thirty-eight feet of nonstriated road marks. If it was a kid doing peel-outs, he did one hell of a long wheelie and left most of his tires on the asphalt. If it's skid marks…”

“What are you saying?” said Cameron.

“Simple matter of friction coefficient. Our El Camino tried to stop here and couldn't. Brakes melted.” Dar fished in his pocket and handed Cameron several tiny pellets and spheres of what looked to be melted rubber.

“Brake pads?” said Cameron.

“What's left of them,” Dar said, and handed the sergeant several more tiny droplets. These were tiny pellets of metal. “These are from the surfaces of the actual brake drums melting,” he said. “The Joshua trees along this stretch are dusted with both powdered rubber and melted steel.”

“El Caminos never had brakes worth shit,” said Cameron, shifting the pellets in his dark palm.

“No,” agreed Dar. “Especially when you're trying to haul your speed down from somewhere around three hundred miles per hour.”

“Three hundred miles per hour!”
said the CHP sergeant, his jaw dropping slightly.

“Land this thing,” said Dar. “I'll explain outside.”

  

“I think he did it after dark because he didn't want anyone seeing him attach the JATO units back at that turnout,” said Dar. “And then—”

“JATO units!” said Cameron, taking his hat off and rubbing the sweat liner with his fingers.

“Jet Assist Take Off units,” said Dar. “They're essentially just large, strap-on, solid-fuel rockets that the Air Force once used to get heavy cargo planes off the ground when the runway was too short or the load was too—”

“I know what the fuck JATO stands for,” snapped Cameron. “I was in the Corps, man. But where would some dickweed with an '82 El Camino get two of those?”

Dar shrugged. “Andrews Air Force Base just north of here. Twelve Palms just down the road. More military bases around here than any other comparable patch of real estate in the United States. Who the hell knows what military surplus they sell for scrap or whatever.”

“JATO units!” said Cameron, looking at the endless skid marks again. They weaved in several places, but recovered and then headed straight as a double-shafted, black arrow for the distant canyon. “Why'd he use two?”

“One wouldn't have done him much good unless he sat on it,” said Dar. “If he lit off just one and it wasn't positioned perfectly on the El Camino's exact center of mass, the vehicle would've just spun like a Catherine wheel until the rocket dug or melted him a hole in the desert.”

“All right,” said Cameron. “He strapped or bolted or cinched on
two
of these Air Force surplus rocket fuckers. Then what?”

Dar rubbed his chin; he had neglected to shave in the rush to get going. “Then he waited for a break in traffic and lit them. Probably a simple battery circuit. Once they're lit, you can't shut them off. They're essentially just oversized skyrockets, like miniature versions of the two strap-on boosters that the space shuttle uses. Light 'em and go. No turning back.”

“So he turned into a space shuttle,” said Cameron, his expression strange. He looked at the mountains two miles away. “Airborne all the way into that rock wall.”

“Not all the way,” said Dar, turning on the ThinkPad and pointing to some delta-v estimates. “I can only guess at the thrust those things put out, but the rocket flare melted those patches of the highway back there and probably got him up to about two hundred and eighty-five miles per hour at just the point these skid marks begin, about twelve seconds after ignition.”

“Helluva ride,” said Cameron.

“Maybe the kid was going for a land speed record,” agreed Dar. “About this point, with the telephone poles flashing past in the dark like a picket fence—the rocket blast would've illuminated them—our boy had second thoughts. He slammed on the brakes.”

“Lot of good it did him,” said Cameron. The sergeant was almost whispering now.

“Brake linings melted,” agreed Dar. “Brake drums melted. Tires started coming apart. You notice that just the last hundred meters or so of road marks are intermittent.”

“Brakes going on and off?” said Cameron, his voice filling now with the future pleasure of telling and retelling this story. Cops loved roadkill.

Dar shook his head. “Nope. These are just tire-melt patches at this point. The El Camino is taking thirty- and forty-foot hops before becoming completely airborne.”

“Holy shit,” said Cameron, sounding almost gleeful.

“Yes,” said Dar. “There's a final melt point just beyond where the tire marks cease. That's where the JATO units were burning down at a nice healthy thirty-six-degree takeoff angle. The El Camino's climb ratio must have been impressive.”

“Fuck me.” The sergeant grinned. “So those candles burned all the way to the cliff wall?”

Dar shook his head. “My guess is that they burned out about fifteen seconds after takeoff. The rest of his ride was pure ballistics.” He pointed to the GPS map on the ThinkPad's screen, with the simple equations to the right of the arching trajectory from desert to canyon wall.

“The road turns and starts climbing where he impacted,” said Cameron.

Dar winced slightly. He hated the verb-use of nouns such as
impact.
“Yeah,” he said. “He didn't make the turn. The El Camino was probably spinning around its own horizontal axis at this point, giving it some flight stability during the descent.”

“Like a rifle bullet.”

“Precisely.”

“What do you think his… can't think of the word…high point was?”

“Apogee?” said Dar. He looked at the computer screen. “Probably no less than two thousand and no more than twenty-eight hundred feet above the desert floor.”

“Holy shit,” whispered Cameron again. “It was a short trip, but it must have been one hell of a ride.”

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