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Authors: Niecey Roy

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I paused with my latte cup to my lips. “What did you say?”

“Sex,” Kelsey said in a serious tone. “You told me you haven’t had sex in months.”

Kelsey and I hit it off after my in-person pitch session at my first writer’s conference. I hadn’t planned on doing a pitch, so I wasn’t prepared. A group of us unpublished and wide-eyed writers had taken a couple of shots of tequila in the hotel bar and goaded each other into it. With liquid courage on my side, I’d walked into the room like I owned the place—and bombed. Instead of kicking me out, Kelsey took the notecards I’d drafted at the bar. She did a lot of brow-knitting, glancing up at me every few seconds as she flipped notecards. I met her for dinner on the last day of the conference, where we consumed too many vodka martinis and ended the night with a couple rounds of karaoke. And now that she was my agent, we talked about sex.

I took a drink of coffee. “You sound like Gen.”

Gen was my best friend. Well, one of my best friends. Gen, her twin sister Lexie, and I were like the Three Musketeers. That’s what our parents called us growing up.

“Maybe because Gen is right,” Kelsey said.

I grimaced. “I’m pretty sure Gen is
not
right. She’s been trying to hook me up with her boyfriend’s best friend.”

“Uh, no, that sounds complicated. I’m talking about hot,
uncomplicated
sex.”

“I don’t think sex is my problem.”

The elevator dinged and the doors slid open to LM Security’s lobby. Lindsey, the receptionist, sat behind an imposing mahogany desk. I lifted my hand wrapped around the latte in greeting and stepped from the elevator into the lobby. The office smelled of sugar cookies—I liked this new scent. She’d been experimenting with scented wax the last couple of weeks. The smell of sugar cookies was much better than the strange spice scent she’d chosen last week.

“Sex is always the issue,” Kelsey said. “Whether you haven’t had it yet, or you’re having too much of it, or you’re having it with the wrong person, or you’re not having it at all. It screws with your chakras. You need a man in your life. A hot piece of ass inspires creativity. Get laid.”

“I refuse to believe my relationship status has anything to do with my writer’s block.” My high heels clicked against the granite tile until I stepped onto the throw rug leading to the reception desk.

“Not a
man,
but his
penis,
” Kelsey said.

Laughing, I shook my head. “Yeah, okay. A penis fixes everything.”

“Amen,” Lindsey said.

“Don’t encourage her,” I told Lindsey. Setting my purse on the reception desk, I told Kelsey, “I’ll think about it, but I really don’t think getting laid is the cure to writer’s block.”

Or is it?
It’d been a long time since I’d had sexy-time; so long that counting down the numbers in months made me cringe.

“Don’t think,
do,
” Kelsey said. “Three chapters in two weeks. That’s your deadline. Don’t blow it.”

She hung up before I could respond.

I dropped my cell phone into my purse with a heavy sigh, my temples throbbing with frustration. Everything I’d plotted out in the last week was crap.
Crap, crap, crap.
Every idea had been tossed out.

“Was that Kelsey?” Lindsey asked.

I nodded. “Yes. I think she’s getting worried.”

“Sounds like she’s got a cure.” Lindsey grinned and gave me an exaggerated wink.

“Ha, funny.” It would have been if I weren’t so worried. I sucked in a deep breath.
Get your shit together already.

“Maybe this will help.” She pointed to a fat manila file on her desk. “Those X-files you asked me to dig out.”

“Thank God.” I set my latte down and reached for the file.

LM Security was known as
THE
private security firm in Nebraska. The investigative side of the business had been solid from the beginning.

“There’s some weird stuff in those.”

I flipped the file open with a smile. “Yup. It’s my favorite part about working in this joint.”

LM Security had its share of . . . strange walk-ins. Most of the notes from those encounters ended up in what the firm’s first secretary labeled the X-files. She was a fan of the show. Last night while I was hunkered down in the front seat of my SUV across the street from a client’s house, I dictated ideas into my cell phone’s voice recorder. Stake-outs of the infidelity sort are boring. I sometimes waited weeks for the money shot that would screw the cheater out of a large wad of cash. Just so happened, last night I got the money shot
and
the idea to comb through the X-files for inspiration on a new story plot. I wasn’t sure why the idea didn’t come to me sooner, I was just glad it did now.

The X-files were plum full of conspiracy theories, disgruntled spirits, and all sorts of great material to fuel a writer’s imagination. Just a few weeks ago a man claimed to have spotted Bigfoot up by Valentine and wanted to hire some of Leo’s men to help hunt him down. He promised payment in the form of everlasting fame and the fortune they’d receive for the movie rights. Leo didn’t take the case, but I personally thought the hunt for Bigfoot promised more excitement than catching a cheating husband with a hooker.

Story of a lifetime kind of thing.

I stayed up front in the lobby, perched on the edge of Lindsey’s desk while I flipped through the mess of notes in the X-files. They weren’t the easiest to read. Some of the notes were handwritten, some typed and printed out, others on the back of coffee-stained napkins or scribbled onto sticky-notes.

I divided my attention between the notes and Lindsey. She was in the middle of describing the worst date of her life with an old college crush who took her to a taco vending truck in a sketchy neighborhood serving a suspicious secret sauce.

I didn’t have a squeamish stomach—paranormal movies had gotten pretty graphic over the years—but talk of bowel movements gave me the heebie-jeebies in the worst way.

She seemed like she needed to vent so I didn’t interrupt. I gave the appropriate grunts of acknowledgement and tried not to let my imagination take over. It was hard, though. She painted a detailed picture.

Lindsey described how she’d shoved her way through a crowded bowling alley, desperate to reach the women’s restroom before the food poisoning hit in embarrassingly-epic proportions. Her college crush had been caught downwind of her awkward retreat. He took her home and she hadn’t heard from him since. It was now a week later. Lindsey was a talker, so I wasn’t sure how she’d bottled up all the angst for an entire week. I could tell she was more hurt and embarrassed than anything—which ticked me off. We’d grown close in the four months she’d been at LM Security. Lindsey had a big heart and all she really wanted was true love and a belly full of baby.

She’d just wrapped up her story when the elevator doors dinged open and out stepped two women; I guessed them both to be in their seventies. The short and plump woman on the left gazed around the lobby, devouring every detail. I’d seen the look before—she was intrigued by the idea of being inside a PI firm. I was familiar with the wide-eyed stare of awe on her face—growing up I wore one just like it every time I got to tag along to the office.

After my dad left, my Uncle Leone sort of stepped in as a father figure. Both were robust, full-blooded Italian men. Uncle Leone had opted for a career in private investigation and security, and my dad chose to become a chef. While working as a personal chef in California, he met my mother, a mouthy Filipino lady who had an eye for the tall and handsome man who could afford to shower her with gifts. My dad was big time in the food industry these days—he had his own cooking show and restaurants all over the States. I was proud of him, but the PI firm was the only place I’d ever seen myself working, even as a kid. Everything about this place fascinated me—the people, the mystery, the feeling of accomplishment when we helped someone.

The hot pink visor the woman wore matched her bright jumpsuit, and her snow white hair curled over the top of her visor, as if she’d teased it up that way. Her cheeks were flushed, as if she’d just climbed a flight of stairs, but it was more likely due to a healthy dose of rouge. The purse hanging over her shoulder looked more like an overnight bag with its size, and I had to hold back an amused smirk. I couldn’t help but wonder what she kept in it.

The woman beside her was tall and thin, the elegant powder blue pantsuit a startling contrast to the other woman’s fuchsia outfit. The light caught the huge rock on her ring finger—it was the largest I’d ever seen. Every lock of dove-grey hair was as meticulous as the pants suit she wore. The scent of hairspray followed her in. While she crossed the lobby, I studied the tension in her gait and her pinched lips. She wasn’t happy to be here.

“Good morning, ladies.” Lindsey smiled—all traces of her disastrous date gone. “How can I help you?”

The woman in the pink jumpsuit dropped her purse to the floor by her feet. “I’m Linda Tomlinson.” She nodded to her friend. “This here is my friend Beverly Potter.”

“Hello,” Lindsey and I said in unison.

Linda propped a hand on her rounded hip and turned her full attention on me, giving me a thorough once-over. “My sister said you were a plucky one.”

“Your sister?” I bit back a smile, because Linda’s lips were pressed into a serious line. I wouldn’t call her heavy; a better description would be pleasantly plump. As if she’d spent many years eating apple pie and homemade mashed potatoes. She looked like somebody’s spunky grandma.

Linda nodded. “My sister hired you to catch my niece’s deadbeat husband with his pants down.”


Aahhh.
” Now I knew who she spoke of. Linda looked a lot like her sister, minus the jumpsuit. That case had been one of the easier ones to close. I’d snapped the damning photo the first day I was hired while the cheating husband got down and dirty with his secretary in the front seat of her minivan. “What brings you to LM Security?”

Linda cleared her throat. “We think an alien abducted Beverly’s cat.”

 

Chapter Two

 

 

I cocked my head, studying Linda’s deadpan expression. “Pardon me?”

“Yes,” Beverly said. She fingered the pearls at her neck and worry creased her brow. “An alien.”

“Why don’t you give me the details?”

They did. And the story they told left me speechless. Most people might have written them off as two old ladies off their rockers—like
, way
off their rockers. If I hadn’t been up front at this exact moment, Lindsey would’ve sent them on their way. Their names and a short summary of the visit would have ended up in the X-files.

The wheels in my head spun in overdrive.

It was possible my interest was due to my desperation for inspiration—the topic was right up my alley. I doubted it, though. I considered myself a good judge of character. These women were sincere.

And possibly insane . . .

I placed a hand on Beverly’s sleeve. “Mrs. Potter—”

“Please, call me Beverly.” Her fingers again played with her string of pearls. The story had her rattled. “Can you help me find my cat?”

I hesitated in answering. Regardless whether Beverly could pay the investigative bill, I doubted Leo would take her case. I was a stickler for a mystery, though—a lover of all things peculiar—and I couldn’t shake the intense need to help this woman.

“You’ve come to the right place,” I said, and Beverly let out a sigh of relief.

Lindsey cleared her throat. She wasn’t as open-minded as I.

“Lindsey.” I shot her a glance, warning her to zip it. “Do you need a glass of water?” She raised her brows. “For your cough.”

“Uh, no.” She fake-coughed, as if trying to clear her throat. “I’m fine.”

“This is great.” Linda beamed. “I looked you up on the Internet first to make sure you’d be right for our team.”

“You did?” I pressed my lips together to keep the smile from engulfing them. The emphasis she put on

Internet’ made the act itself sound as foreign as an alien.

Her head bobbed up and down. “Yup, we did. That boss of yours is a fine looking—”

“Linda.” Beverly gave her friend an impatient stare.

Unfazed, Linda said, “Also, I thought you might have an easy recipe for egg rolls. I love those things.”


Linda,
” Beverly said again.

“I’m Filipino,” I said, smiling. My Italian side was a little less prominent. All I inherited from my dad was a long nose with a light spattering of freckles, and height. At five foot eight inches, I towered over my mom. “Our rolls are called
lumpia
. I can give you a recipe, if you’d like.”

“Lumpia.” Linda’s eyes flashed with interest. “That sounds exotic.”

“They’re very good. I’ll get you a bottle of banana sauce too. For dipping.” I looked down to the notes I’d written on the legal pad I took from Lindsey’s desk. “Beverly, I’d like to get more information from you. The details are important.”

“Of course.” Beverly nodded, her gaze hopeful.

I handed the pad to Lindsey. “Add to my notes, please.”

“Right, notes. On it.” Lindsey placed the tablet in front of her, pen poised to write.

Three words from their recount of the cat’s disappearance kept flashing through my mind.

“So what you’re telling me—” I nodded over to Lindsey, whose lips were screwed up into a grimace, “—telling us,” I clarified, “Is that an alien, dressed in a thong, has been lurking around outside your house.” I paused, mostly for dramatic effect, and because what I was about to say made my hands quiver with excitement. “And this alien has abducted your cat.”

Beverly nodded. “Yes. Pretzels.”

“Right. Your cat, Pretzels.” I perched on the edge of Lindsey’s desk. “Beverly, can you tell me why this alien would want your cat?”

“Pretzels,” Linda corrected.

“Yes, Pretzels,” I said. “Why does the alien want Pretzels?

“Because that alien is a vindictive son of a bitch, that’s why.” Linda’s matter-of-fact tone made Beverly grimace.

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