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DUST THAT BONE!
BE AN ARCHAEOLOGIST STARTING NOW

You don’t need a fancy diploma to explore ancient tombs and sacred Indian burial grounds. Uncover fragile artifacts from the past using ordinary kitchen utensils, then sell your discoveries for serious cash. The trick is getting most of the dirtoff.

ONE PAGE IS POISON

It’s a really good book, but one page is soaked in deadly neurotoxin. Is it toward the beginning? Or near the end? That’s what you’ll wonder as you perilously peruse this modern masterpiece. Read as much of it as you dare!

Text copyright © 2010 by Kristen Schaal and Rich Blomquist.
Cover and Author Photographs © 2010 by Gretchen LeMaistre Chronicle Books would like to thank Emily Craig, Jenny Traig, Carey Jones, Kim Romero, Ben Kasman, Sandy Lynn Davis, Amanda Moyrong, Julie Romeis, Lindsay Sablosky, Jenna Cushner, Oscar Stowell, Gretchen LeMaistre, Kirk Crippens, Lisa Hanawalt, Michael Kupperman, Tim Belonax, Rachel Weill, Daniel Greenberg, Beth Steiner, Dean Burrell, Becca Cohen, Lynda Carter, Loni Anderson, and Rihanna for their contributions to this book.

COVER IMAGE:

Photography and Illustration: Gretchen LeMaistre
Makeup artist: Christina Schock
The photographer would like to thank James Hickey.

ILLUSTRATION CREDITS:

Chapter opener illustrations, p. 12, 22, 46, 62, 80, 106, 122, 148, 170;
Wildo’s Retreat, p. 132-133: © Lisa Hanawalt Illustrations, p. 21, 27, 28, 30-31, 32, 69, 70-71, 94-95, 109-110, 134-135, 140-141, 154, 155, 156, 164-165, 167-169, 174, 176-177, 179: © Michael Kupperman Augmentooming, p. 50: © Oguz Aral

All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced in any form without written permission from the publisher. Page 190 constitutes a continuation of the copyright page.

Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data available.
ISBN 978-1-45210090-6

Designed by Michael Morris and Emily Craig, p.i.c.

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Table of Contents

Cover
Title
Contents
CHAPTER 1 Sex in Nature
CHAPTER 2 The History of Sex
CHAPTER 3 Cupid’s Toolbox
CHAPTER 4 Masturbation
CHAPTER 5 Regular Sex
CHAPTER 6 The Gay Chapter
CHAPTER 7 For Sexperts Only
CHAPTER 8 The Dark Side of Sex
CHAPTER 9 The Future of Sex
Photo Credits
Apologies
Other Works
Copyright

Table of Contents

Cover

Title

Contents

CHAPTER 1 Sex in Nature

CHAPTER 2 The History of Sex

CHAPTER 3 Cupid’s Toolbox

CHAPTER 4 Masturbation

CHAPTER 5 Regular Sex

CHAPTER 6 The Gay Chapter

CHAPTER 7 For Sexperts Only

CHAPTER 8 The Dark Side of Sex

CHAPTER 9 The Future of Sex

Photo Credits

Apologies

Other Works

Copyright

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