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Authors: Josie Brown

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COPYRIGHT INFORMATION

 

The Housewife Assassin’s 

Killer Christmas Tips

 

A Novel by Josie Brown

 

© 2012 Josie Brown

 

All rights reserved. No part of this book shall be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without written permission from the publisher. No patent liability is assumed with respect to the use of the information contained herein. Although every precaution has been taken in the preparation of this book, the publisher and authors assume no responsibility for errors or omissions. Neither is any liability assumed for damages resulting from the use of information contained herein.

 

This is a work of fiction. All incidents and dialogue, and all characters with the exception of some well-known historical and public figures, are products of the author’s imagination and are not to be construed as real. Where real-life historical or public figures appear, the situations, incidents and dialogues concerning those persons are entirely fictional and are not intended to depict actual events or to change the entirely fictional nature of the work. In all other respects, any resemblance to persons living or dead is entirely coincidental. Capishe? Comprende? It ain’t you. It ain’t even about you. It’s about me. Always. Just sayin’.

 

Published by Signal Press
/ San Francisco, CA

 

For information, contact Signal Press via email: [email protected]

 

THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN’S 

KILLER CHRISTMAS TIPS

 and Design are registered trademarks of Josie Brown.

 

© 2012 Josie Brown

 

ISBN # 978-0-9740214-7-8

 

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Title produced in the United States of America

 

Note: This publication contains the opinions and ideas of its author. It is intended to provide helpful and informative material on the subject matter covered. It is sold with the understanding that the authors and publisher are not engaged in rendering professional services in the book. If the reader requires personal assistance or advice, a qualified professional should be consulted.

 

The author and publisher specifically disclaim any responsibility for any liability, loss or risk, personal and otherwise, which is incurred as a consequence, directly or indirectly, of the use and application of any of the contents of this book.

 

Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data is available upon request

 

Cover Design: Andrew Brown, ClickTwiceDesign.com

Table of Contents

Chapter 1 How to Make a Christmas (not a Funeral) Wreath

Chapter 2 How to Buy the Freshest Tree

Chapter 3 When You’re Dreaming of a White Christmas

Chapter 4 ’Tis the Season!

Chapter 5 Making the Holidays Your Own

Chapter 6 Secret Santa Etiquette

Chapter 7 Poinsettia Time!

Chapter 8 Pretty Presents Start with the Packaging

Chapter 9 Santa Etiquette

Chapter 10 Christmas Vacation

Chapter 11 Naughty, or Nice?

Chapter 12 Boughs of Holly

Chapter 13 Decorating Christmas Cookies

Chapter 14 Homemade Ornaments!

Chapter 15 Build a Snowman

Chapter 16 Best. Eggnog. Ever.

Chapter 17 Roast Beef, Turkey, or Ham? Oh My!

Chapter 18 Lawn Mangers

Chapter 19 Mulled Wine!

Chapter 20 Christmas Miracles

Next Up!

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HOW TO REACH JOSIE

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