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“Nope.” I put my hand up as I faced him. “What is this? What are you doing?”

His smile flickered. “Um . . .”

“You've done nothing for the past decade but make fun of me. Why are you suddenly friendly?”

QB's brow furrowed with the massive effort of coming up with a reply. The street cleared. I growled a sigh and crossed.

It wasn't until we'd gotten to Mario's, ordered slices and sodas, and sat at a picnic table in the dingy back garden with everyone in the world staring at us that he answered my question.

“I wasn't trying to be a dick. When I teased you, I mean.”

I rolled my eyes.

“Seriously!” His face went soft, all innocence. “It was
nice
teasing. Like friends do.” At my raised eyebrow, he fell somber. “You're not the easiest person to start a conversation with, you know.”

Dozens of overlapping responses sprung to mind, from “That's ridiculous, I am a Class One Loudmouth,” to “Tell me something
interesting
and I'll respond,” but then I realized I'd just sat there staring at QB for close to a minute without physically saying anything, so he might have had a point.

What I came out with was “Fine.”

QB looked encouraged. And then, abruptly, heartbroken. “You heard about Natalie?”

I nodded and took an enormous bite of pizza, determined to eat and get out of here as quickly as possible. The cheese singed the roof of my mouth.

He leaned over the table, his voice low. “Did you know . . . before?”

I shrugged. “Like a couple of days.”

“That's it?” QB looked confused. It was a familiar expression. “I thought maybe you could tell by looking at her. Like . . . radar.”

It took a sugary gulp of soda for my brain to kick into gear.

I stared at him. “You mean . . .
gaydar
?”

“Yeah!” He perked up. “Like that.”

“Oh my God.” A laugh got stuck in my throat. “You think I'm gay!”

“What? Well, yeah. Aren't you? You and Hannah von Lincoln or whatever. Everyone knows she's your ex.”

“She's my best friend.
Not
ex, current. But that's it. We're platonic soul mates.”

“Oh.” QB slumped, his expression shuffling between confusion and disappointment. He took a bite of his pizza, but stopped mid-chew like he'd lost the energy to digest it. I pushed his soda toward him. He sipped and swallowed.

When he glanced back up, he didn't look any happier. “So I guess she's with Natalie now.”

“I guess. No accounting for taste.”

He squinted. “You don't like this either.”

“I'm not the world's biggest Natalie Beck fan.”

QB recoiled, apparently shocked. “But Natalie's an amazing person! She's seriously the most awesome—”

I motioned for him to lower his voice. A squirrely kid from my homeroom passed with a tray, one ear cocked toward our conversation, and at last QB seemed to realize he was not in
the middle of a therapy session. He rocked back in his chair and his face relaxed. Smarmy. Arrogant. The face I was used to.

“I bet you're an amazing girl too, Daisy.”

The junior did a double take as he walked past. I didn't blame him. At this point, I questioned whether I was, in fact, dreaming this entire day. “Are you
hitting
on me?”

QB slid his hand closer to mine. “Do you
want
me to be hitting on you?”

“QB.” I peered into his eyes. He squirmed. “If you thought I was gay . . . why would you be interested in me?”

He frowned, considering. “I thought maybe . . . I could . . .”

I bit my lip. “Change my mind?”

He shrugged the saddest shrug I'd ever seen.

The mist in my brain lifted, and there it was. His whole misguided plan.

As of this morning, everyone in the school knew his girlfriend of two years was a lesbian. So QB, great philosopher of our time, had decided to take
another
lesbian out to the most visible date spot possible in order to demonstrate to the general public how very wrong they were about him. QB Saunders didn't turn straight girls gay. He turned
lesbians straight!

Sure enough, QB was scanning the crowded porch. My eyes followed his. None of our classmates were staring, not while we were looking back, but I could feel their attention like a heat lamp. We were the sideshow to Natalie's three-ring circus.

Against all conceivable logic, QB's plan was working.

I shoved my crust away.

“I'm not gay, Chris.
And
you can't change my mind. So thanks for the pizza.” I stood. “Good luck with your life.”

As I was leaving Mario's, my back itching from the sensation of eyes attaching themselves to it, my phone buzzed. My mom had finally gotten my messages and was on her way. She couldn't resist a second text:


You need to learn to drive, missy.

I didn't disagree.

A block away from school, QB caught up with me, red plaid jacket tossed over one shoulder. He was out of breath from running, which meant he'd sat and finished his slice before deciding to make a grand gesture.

“Hey, listen,” he huffed. “I'm sorry. I just—everybody's making these jokes about me, and I needed . . .” His voice trailed off.

“A buffer?”

He smiled in relief. “Exactly.”

I awarded him two points for honesty, even if it wasn't the whole truth. QB could have latched on to any number of willing girls. Homecoming court girls, with beach tans, streamlined waists, expensive haircuts.

I was under no illusions about my own appearance. Average height, average weight, two-tone hair. It wasn't painful to look at me, and with a bit of makeup and the right lighting, I could attract some compliments. But the only way I'd ever stop traffic would be by refusing to budge from the middle of an intersection.

This wasn't about my looks or my social standing. QB chose me because he thought I was gay. I wasn't exactly swooning.

But he was still talking.

“I've always had a thing for you, you know.” QB raised his chin so that the Michelangelo-sculpted planes of his face caught the hazy, late-day sunlight, his hair glowing in a circlet like a freaking laurel wreath.

“Really?” I said, cringing at the plaintiveness in my voice. Maybe I was wrong. Maybe I was prettier than I thought, like those girls in movies who just need to take off their glasses to make everyone in town fall in love with them. Except I didn't wear glasses. So.

“Yeah.” QB whapped my shoulder. “
Weird,
right? I don't even know why!”

And
poof
the spell was broken.

The fresh-popcorn scent of my mom's bio-fuel car hit me before it even rounded the corner. I ran for the curb, praying that QB could sense from the fact that I was
running away
that this plan of his was not going to work.

But just as I was slamming the passenger door, motioning Mom to hit the gas, I heard QB's voice through the open window, ringing with the confidence that only the dumb and beautiful possess.

“Catch you tomorrow!”

He would too. QB Saunders always caught me.

8

“Where do we stand on the rule change? We all clear to bring our girlfriends to homecoming?”

Raina's eyes were bright with malice as she waited for me to reply. It was Tuesday, club period, and the Alliance had a few questions.

“Not yet,” I admitted. She rolled dramatically back from the table, hands in the air. “But the school board is meeting tomorrow night. I'll formally petition them then.”

“Whoa,” Jack said.

“Really?” Sean pointed at me. “
Daisy!
Yes!”

“Yes,” I repeated, trying not to giggle at his repeated use of my name.

Raina's smirk shriveled. “
You're
going to petition the Palmetto School Board. In person. Tomorrow.”

“Yep!” I snuggled into my conference room chair. “You guys should come too, if you're free. Solidarity and all that.”

“I can be there,” Sophie said, glancing at the others.

“I need to ask my mom,” Kyle said. “I won't have to talk or anything, right?”

“Nope.” I smiled. “I'll do the talking.”

“This is a staggeringly bad idea,” Raina muttered at her legal pad.

I stared at her. “What? I'm running with it.”

“She
is
running with it,” Sophie said gently. “You have to admit.”

Something about all this “running” talk made me feel suddenly winded.

“You know, it doesn't have to be me,” I blurted. “I can assist from the background if any of
you
would rather speak up at the—”

Amid the deafening chorus of “No thank you”s from everybody in the room, I could pick out Sophie laughing nervously, Raina muttering something about waiting for prom in the spring, and Sean sing-saying, “
You
are going to be
fantastic!

“So.” Sophie gestured so daintily, I expected a bluebird to land on her finger. “Given that Daisy's planning to speak out for the group in public, it would probably be good for us to vote on her
formal
inclusion in the Alliance?”

One by one, the others nodded, except Raina, who appeared to have started her math homework.

“Great,” Sophie went on. “Well, we've been talking for a long time about expanding our definition to include the full quilt bag . . .”

There was that phrase again. I nodded, visualizing something one might buy at a craft store. Probably a symbol of . . . different fabrics? Cloths joining together, preparing to be sewn? Yeah, I had no idea.

Sean interrupted, nodding to an equally bewildered Kyle. “You might want to give a definition, Soph.”

“For all of us,” Jack said, rolling his eyes in my direction. “So many letters. And they're constantly
changing
.”

“Of course.” Sophie flushed. “Well,
my
understanding is that QUILTBAG stands for Questioning, Unidentified, Intersex, Lesbian, Transgender, Bisexual, Asexual, and Gay. Is it at all possible . . .” Her eyes bored into mine, conveying some sort of secret code. “That you're one of those?”

“Can I be unidentified?”

“But you did identify it,” Raina protested, glaring over her textbook. “You told us you were straight.”

“Questioning.”

Raina set the book aside with a thud. “Since last week?”

“You guys gave me
a lot
to think about.”

Jack snorted, Raina huffed, and Sophie kneaded her braid. By pulling out the full rainbow of options, she was obviously trying to find me an in.

“How about asexual?” I tried. “Yes! You guys, I'm
totally
asexual! I never go on dates. I never get crushes on people.”

Since freshman year, anyway. Sean had the decency to look at his fingernails.

“The last time somebody tried to kiss me, I punched him in the face!” I clapped in delight. “That's me. Asexual. Sign me up for the quilt bag!”

Sophie looked relieved. Everyone else looked dubious.
Asexual
. It wasn't completely off base, was it? Sure, I'd fantasized about various guys, both real and of the hottest-guy-on-
Triplecross
variety. But at the moment? Nope! Brief musings about QB and Don't Know Him From Adam didn't count. After all, they wouldn't lead anywhere. So today, Tuesday the thirteenth of September, I was one hundred percent—

“You do realize that asexuality is an actual designation, right?” Raina snapped. “
Real
people are
really
asexual. It doesn't mean that you can't get a date.”

“Raina!” Sophie, Sean, and Jack shouted in unison.

She picked up her textbook again. “Whatever. Fine. Let's move on.”

“Next question?” Sophie offered.

Sean raised his hand to ask it. “Do you, Daisy Beaumont-Smith”
—my full name this time!—“
promise to be respectful of all gay students, whether they're members of this group or not?”

“Of course,” I said, and he double-thumbs-upped his approval.

“Raina?” Sophie smiled tightly.

Without looking up, Raina intoned, “Do you promise to keep confidential
everything
we say in this room, unless we agree as a group to reveal it?”

“Y-yeah.” Why did I stutter on that? It made me sound untrustworthy. Of course I could keep my mouth shut. I was
excellent
at self-control. Well, good anyway. Fair, which was better than average, right?

Okay, average.

Everyone turned to look at Freshman Kyle and he shrunk lower in his lacrosse hoodie. “I don't have any questions. You seem okay to me.”

I smiled my thanks.

That left Jack Jackson. He narrowed his eyes.

“I think this is the number one question we
all
have.”

I nodded eagerly, my sweat glands activating. Sure enough,
everybody was sitting straighter, ready for this final qualifier, which they'd obviously discussed in advance.

“Do you think you could get Natalie Beck involved in the group?”

And oh, the epic battle that went on within me. You could write ballads about it. Whole operas. And I
knew
from opera.

“Definitely! We're old friends, you know. And she's dating Hannah, so . . .”

I cleared my throat, noticing how they were all watching me, little kids waiting for the ice cream truck window to slide open.

“Actually, I already talked to her about our homecoming battle, and she's super excited!” I nodded. Kept nodding. I was maybe nodding too much.

Natalie Beck. Super excited. I couldn't picture it. But the tension in the room broke, so I guess everyone else could.

Except Raina. She leaned in.

“I'm sorry, I've got just one more follow-up question. Teeny-tiny,” she added over Sean's and Jack's grumbles.
“Why are you doing this?”

I opened my mouth, but a brilliant answer didn't miraculously materialize on my tongue, so Raina went on:

“Joining this club, lobbying the school board—why? This is not your fight. You're straight.”

“Asexual,” Jack corrected, and I swiveled my chair to nod a thank-you, even though he'd made air quotes.

“Isn't it enough that she's an ally, Ray?” Sean grimaced through his smile, like arguing tasted bad to him. “Allies are
a good thing. A
helpful
thing. I'm speaking from a whole lotta personal experience here.”

Raina spread her hands against the table. “I'm just trying to understand.”

Sophie and Kyle stayed silent. I guess they were trying to understand too.

I swallowed. “This is important to me because it's important to somebody I care about.”

“Hannah von Linden.” Raina motioned around the room. “If it's so important to her, then where is she?”

“Ray,” Sophie cut in, her voice calm and soothing. I wondered if she'd used this tone to talk Raina down during the three weeks that they were dating.

Raina smiled. “I just—”

“You want to understand.” I stood. “Okay, fine. Yes, Hannah's the person I care about. More than anybody in the world, actually. But . . . we're different.”

I felt woozy admitting it, like I was still swiveling in my chair.

“We've always been planners. For years, we've come up with these big ideas, but Hannah always talks herself out of them. And I'm the one who gives them a try. So here I am. Giving this a try. For both of us.”

Jack nudged me in approval while across the table Sean pressed his hands to his heart. Next to him, Sophie leaned in.

“We're
glad
you're giving it a try.”

Her smile was like a Charleston garden gate—sweet, lovely, forged in iron. I'd never noticed that edge to Sophie before—
any
edge, really. I had a sudden image of her presiding over
a dinner table, gray hair in a braided bun, inspecting all her grandkids' hands for grime.

Raina peered at Sophie, eyes warming—and then, more quickly, at me.

“Fine, yes, you're in,” she said, reshuffling her legal pads. “Please don't make us regret it.”

Now that the pesky business of my sexual orientation had been decided—and since Sean had to sprint hilariously quickly across campus for
Music Man
auditions
—
we broke early. But as soon as Sophie waved good-bye, I realized we hadn't talked about the school board meeting at all. I'd sort of banked on them telling me what to say.

I mean, I wasn't
that
worried. The school's no-same-sex-date rule was probably some holdover from the fifties that nobody had ever thought to question. I could stand up tomorrow and say, “Ladies and gentlemen of the school board, did you even
know this was a rule
?” and they'd probably be as shocked as I was. Still, figuring it wouldn't hurt to think like Hannah for the next few hours, I zoned out during my remaining two classes and drafted an outline:

Point 1 in favor of allowing same sex dates to dances: Fostering an inclusive environment.

Point 2: Acknowledging the socio-emotional needs of all students.

Point 3: Promoting a positive image for the school as a progressive environment.

Point 4: Not being hateful, backward assholes! I mean, COME ON, people! Marriage equality is officially a constitutional
right, so get with the freaking times!!
(Note: Find better way to say this.)

Point 5: If you fail to accede to our demands, I will unleash upon this land the FULL FURY of my mother's army of protest-Valkyries. Gaze upon them and despair. *Spooky noises.
(Note: Empty threat. Involving Mom would be mortifying.)

Still brainstorming when the final bell rang, I nearly wandered out of the arts wing exit and into an encounter with QB—who seemed to have redoubled his efforts to woo someone, if not gay, then at least lesbian-adjacent.

Checking my step, I veered toward the library and started texting Mom to come get me. But before I hit
SEND
, Hannah's ringtone sounded.

“Where are you?” she asked. “Did you want a ride?”

“Um . . .” I suddenly felt like I was the one who'd derailed our routine, not her shot-gunning princess of a girlfriend.
Annoying.
“Actually, I've got some Alliance business.”

“It's just me,” she said. “Nat's out sick today.”

I'd noticed. It hadn't stopped people from talking. She was going to have to face the music sooner or later. But since later was not today—

“I could use a ride.” That was transparent. I backpedaled. “This Alliance stuff—maybe you could help me?”

“By ‘help you,' do you mean, ‘buy you shreddie fries from Cluck-Cluck'? Because that's where I'm headed next.”

“Deal.”

By the time I'd doubled back to the parking lot, Hannah's car was one of few left. Maybe that was why she seemed so jittery when I plonked myself down in the passenger seat.

She started the car and pulled out of the lot, turning off the radio. Weird already. Not Hannah-weird, weird-weird. Then she asked, “How was your weekend?”

“It's Tuesday.”

“I know, but we didn't really talk yesterday.”

She was right. We'd only discussed Natalie.

“It was good,” I lied.

“What did you do?”

Oh, Saturday I sat staring at my phone, worried that something horrible had happened to you. Sunday, I bathed in self-pity.

“Hung out with my dad,” I said.

“Wow.” Hannah pulled into the drive-thru line. “He actually came out?”

“I went in.”

“Ah.”

“He's working on some fantasy game. I kept him company.”

“That's awesome,” Hannah said, her voice thin. “I've always liked your dad. What I've seen of him.”

I caught a glimpse of her expression before she turned to the speaker to order an assortment of greasy sides. Her eyes were clouded, wistful.

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