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Authors: Steven Saylor

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“He did not accuse Bestia outright. Having stated the properties of aconitum, and having worked himself up to a feverish pitch, Caelius pointed his finger at Bestia and shouted, ‘Judges, I do not point the finger of guilt—I point
at the guilty finger!
’ ”

I choked on a mouthful of porridge. “Outrageous! Just when I was beginning to think that Roman orators had degraded their craft to the lowest level of indecency and bad taste, along comes a new generation to push the limit even further. Oh Minerva,” I added under my breath, glancing out the window at the statue in the garden, “preserve me from a day in court! ‘I point at the guilty finger.’ Ha!”

Bethesda sipped from her cup of honeyed wine. “Anyway, Bestia was acquitted, finger and all.”

“I suppose Cicero made a stirring speech for his defense.”

She shrugged. “I don’t recall.”

Cicero’s speech would probably have made a greater impression on her, I thought, had the man delivering it been as young and good-looking as Marcus Caelius. “Fortune smiled on Lucius Calpumius Bestia, then.”

“Though not on his wives,” said Bethesda dryly. There was a flash of something like anger in her eyes, but then a smile crept across her lips. “Speaking of young Caelius reminds me of another bit of gossip from the Forum,” she said.

“Also involving Caelius?”

“No, involving his landlord.”

“I see. And what fresh outrage has Publius Clodius perpetrated now?” Clodius owned the apartment building down the street, the one in which Caelius had his lodgings. In his mid-thirties and a patrician of impeccable lineage, Clodius had made himself much feared in recent years as a rabblerouser and exploiter of populist resentments. It was Clodius, as tribune, who had masterminded the Roman takeover of Cyprus in order to finance his scheme to pass out free grain to the people of Rome. Once friendly to Cicero, he had almost single-handedly engineered Cicero’s exile and was now his archenemy. His political tactics were crude, relentless and often violent. Just as men like Caelius were pushing the boundaries of oratory in the courts, men like Clodius were pushing the boundaries of political intimidation. Not surprisingly, the relationship of the two men went beyond that of landlord and tenant. They had become frequent political allies, and they shared a personal bond as well. It was well known that Caelius was the lover, or at least one of the lovers, of the rabble-rouser’s widowed older sister, Clodia.

“Well, I didn’t witness the incident myself, but I heard about it at the fish market,” said Bethesda, practically purring. “It seems that Pompey was down in the Forum, arriving with his retinue at some trial or other that was about to begin.”

“Could this have been the trial of Pompey’s confederate Milo, for breach of the peace?”

Bethesda shrugged.

“With Clodius acting as prosecutor?” I added.

“Yes, that was it, because Clodius was there with a large retinue of his own, made up of some very rough types, apparently.”

To describe Clodius’s notorious gang of troublemakers as “rough” was to understate the case. These were strongarmers of the lowest order, some hired, some obligated to
Clodius for other reasons, some voluntarily in his service to sate their appetites for violence.

For a man like Clodius to be prosecuting anyone for breach of the peace seemed ironic, but in this case the charge was probably justified. The accused, Milo, had his own rival gang of ruffians ready to rampage through the streets supporting whatever political cause their master happened to favor at the moment. Where great men like Pompey, Caesar and Crassus contested one another in exalted spheres of financial and military prowess, vying for mastery of the world, Clodius and Milo struggled with one another for immediate control of the streets of Rome. The greater powers allied themselves with these lesser powers for their own purposes, and vice versa. At the moment, Milo was Pompey’s enforcer in Rome, so Pompey was obligated to speak in Milo’s defense. Clodius, whether acting for Caesar, or Crassus, or entirely on his own, appeared to be badgering Milo chiefly to get at Pompey. Clodius seemed determined to undermine Pompey’s attempts to take control of the notorious Egyptian situation . . .

This chain of thoughts caused me to remember my visit from Dio the previous month, and I suddenly felt uneasy. “By the way,” I said, “do you remember the odd pair who visited me on the day before I left for Illyria? I was wondering if you had heard from them, or if you knew—”

Bethesda gave me her Medusa look. Her anecdote was not to be interrupted. “There was a great crowd gathered for Milo’s trial, too many to fit into the open square where it was being held, so the mob spilled out into the nearby streets. When Pompey appeared, there was much cheering from the crowd. You know how the people adore Pompey.”

“The Conqueror of the East.”

“Exactly. But then Clodius appeared atop some high place and began shouting to the mob below, which was apparently packed with his supporters. Most people were too far away to hear what he was shouting, but whenever he would pause
the mob below him would cry out with one great voice, ‘Pompey!’ Even those too far away to hear Clodius or even see him could hear the name of Pompey being shouted in unison. It was like a slow chant: ‘Pompey!’ A pause. Tompey!’ A pause. ‘Pompey!’ Well, apparently Pompey heard his name being called, for they say he pricked up his ears and broke out in a broad grin, then changed his course and began making his way toward the shouting, thinking he was being lauded by the crowd.”

“A typical politician,” I remarked, “beating a path toward his adoring supporters like a calf heading for the teat.”

“Except that this milk was sour. As he drew closer, the smile vanished from Pompey’s face. First he saw Clodius, pacing back and forth atop the ledge, addressing the mob below and clutching himself with laughter whenever they responded with the cry of ‘Pompey!’ When Pompey drew close enough to hear what Clodius was shouting, he turned the color of a hot flame.”

“And what set Pompey’s cheeks ablaze?”

“Clodius was posing a series of questions, like riddles, over and over, and the answer was always the same—‘Pompey!’ ”

“And what were these questions?”

“Like his friend and tenant Marcus Caelius, Clodius is a very brazen man . . .”

“Please, wife, no false modesty. I’ve heard you blast dishonest vendors in the market with curses that would make even a man like Clodius blush with shame.”

“You exaggerate, husband.”

“Only slightly. Well?”

She leaned forward. “The chant went something like this:

What’s the name of the general who’s generally obscene?

Pompey!

Who peeks up his soldier’s skirts when they’re marching on parade?

Pompey!

Who scratches his skull with one finger?

Pompey!”

This last was a reference to a not-so-secret sign practiced by the initiated when seeking intimate companionship with their own sex; on certain days at the baths half the clientele seemed to be wandering about scratching their heads with one finger. Such riddles were typical invective of the sort that might have been directed at any politician or general. All in all, such doggerel was pretty tame stuff, and hardly in a league with Caelius’s quip about Bestia’s guilty finger. But then, Pompey was not as accustomed as other politicians to the free-for-all of the Forum. He was used to being obeyed without question, not to being insulted in public by a Roman mob. Generals make thin-skinned politicians.

“But in the end,” said Bethesda, leaning forward and lowering her voice, “it was Clodius who got the worst of it.”

“How did that come about?”

“Some of Milo’s men heard the shouting and came running. Soon there were enough of them to drown out Clodius and his gang. Their chants were positively shocking.”

“Oh, probably not all that shocking,” I said, idly shaping the last of my breakfast porridge into little peaks and valleys, feigning indifference.

Bethesda shrugged. “You’re right, they weren’t really shocking at all, since one has heard all those rumors before. Though I imagine hearing them chanted by a mob in the Forum must have made even Clodius squirm.”

“What rumors?” I said, giving in.

“About Clodius and his older sister. Or half sister, I should say.”

“Clodius and Clodia? Oh, yes, I’ve heard whispers and
a few nasty jokes. Never having met either of the doubtless charming siblings face to face, I wouldn’t presume to secondguess the secrets of their bedchamber. Or bedchambers.”

Bethesda gave a delicate snort. “Why Romans should make such a fuss over relations between a brother and sister makes no sense to me anyway. In Egypt, such unions began with the gods and have a long and sacred tradition.”

“No such tradition exists in Rome, I can assure you,” I said. “What exactly did the mob chant?”

“Well, it started with something about Clodius selling himself to older men when he was a boy—”

“Yes, I’ve heard that story: when their father’s early death left them in financial straits, the Clodii boys rented out little brother Publius as a catamite, and with considerable success. It could all be a spiteful lie, of course.”

“Of course. But the chant went something like this:

Clodius played the girl
While he was still a boy.
Then Clodia made the man
Into her private toy.

And then more of the same, only more and more explicit.”

“The Greek vice, coupled with the Egyptian vice,” I observed. “And easterners complain that we Romans aren’t versatile in matters of sex. How did Clodius react?”

“He tried to keep up his chant against Pompey, but when Milo’s men began to drown him out, he disappeared pretty quickly, and not with a smile on his face. The chanting finally broke into a scuffle between Milo’s and Clodius’s gangs.”

“Nothing too serious, I hope.”

“Not serious enough to disrupt the trial.”

“Probably only a few heads split open. And how did the trial turn out? Was Milo acquitted or found guilty of disturbing the peace?”

Bethesda looked at me blankly, then shrugged. “I don’t recall. I’m not sure I ever heard.”

“Probably because no one cares a whit. What they all remember and what they’ll keep talking about is the scandal of Clodius’s reputed incest with his sister being shouted aloud in the Forum. What’s the difference in their ages—five years? Well, the widow Clodia does have a reputation for liking younger men, like our neighbor Marcus Caelius. I wonder what
he
thinks of having his lover’s alleged incest made into a ditty by the mob?”

“Actually, Caelius and Clodia are no longer lovers, and Caelius isn’t on such good terms with Clodius anymore,” said Bethesda.

“How could you possibly know that?” I shook my head in wonder. “You haven’t been slinking off to some of these wild Palatine Hill parties, mixing with the sophisticated young set in my absence, have you?”

“No.” She leaned back on her couch with a smile and luxuriously stretched her arms above her head. The gesture was unabashedly sensual; evoking memories of the night’s pleasures, as if to demonstrate that despite my teasing she would indeed fit in quite well at a Palatine Hill debauch, were she not so acutely aware and protective of her hard-won role as a respectable Roman matron.

“Or has young Caelius been confessing the secrets of his love life whenever the two of you happen to meet in the street?” I said.

“Not that either. But we have ways of sharing what we know.”

“ ‘We’?”

“We women,” said Bethesda with a shrug. She was always vague about her network of infonnants, even to me. I had spent a lifetime ferreting out secrets, but Bethesda could sometimes make me feel like an amateur.

“What caused the parting of the ways?” I asked. “Surely
sophisticated lovers like Clodia and Caelius don’t abandon each other over trifles like infidelity or a bit of incest.”

“No, they say it was—” Bethesda abruptly frowned and creased her brow.

She was teasing me again, I thought, trying to add suspense to the telling. “Well?” I finally said.

“Politics, or something like that,” she said hastily. “A falling out between Clodius and Caelius, and then trouble between Caelius and Clodia.”

“You’re well on the way to making a poem, like the mob in the Forum: Clodius and Caelius, and Caelius and Clodia. You need only insert a few obscene verbs. What sort of falling out? Over what?”

She shrugged. “You know I don’t follow polities,” she said, suddenly fascinated by her fingernails.

“Unless there’s a good story involved. Come, wife, you know more than you’re telling. Must I remind you that it’s your duty, indeed your obligation under the law, to tell your husband everything you know? I command you to speak!” I spoke playfully, making a joke of it, but Bethesda was not amused.

“All right, then,” she said. “I think it was something to do with what you call the Egyptian situation. Some fallingout between Clodius and Caelius. How should I know anything about the private dealings of men like that? And who should be surprised if an aging whore like Clodia suddenly loses her charms for a handsome young man like Caelius?”

I had long ago learned to weather Bethesda’s moods, as one must weather sudden squalls at sea, but I had never quite learned to comprehend them. Something had set her on edge, but what? I tried to recollect the phrase or topic that had offended her, but the sudden chili in the room numbed my mind. I decided to change the subject.

“Who cares about such people, anyway?” I picked up my empty cup, twisted my wrist to set the dregs aswirl, and
stared into the vortex. “I was just wondering a moment ago, about those odd visitors I had on the day before my trip.”

Bethesda looked at me blankly.

“It was only a month ago. You must remember—the little gallus and the old Alexandrian philosopher, Dio. He came seeking help, but I wasn’t able to help him, at least not then. Did he come calling again while I was gone?”

I waited for an answer, but when I looked up from my cup I saw that Bethesda was looking elsewhere.

“It’s a simple enough question,” I said mildly. “Did the old philosopher come asking for me while I was gone?”

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