Read 10 Great Rebus Novels (John Rebus) Online
Authors: Ian Rankin
‘It’s showtime,’ he told himself. Only five working days till the weekend. Then he made a quick phone call to Dufftown Police Station and asked them to check on Deer Lodge.
‘Is that d-e-a-r?’ asked the voice.
‘D-double e-r,’ corrected Rebus, thinking: But it probably
was
dear enough when they bought it.
‘Anything we’re looking for in particular?’
An MP’s wife . . . leftovers from a sex orgy . . . flour bags full of cocaine . . . ‘No,’ said Rebus, ‘nothing special. Just let me know what you find.’
‘Right you are. It might take a while.’
‘Soon as you can, eh?’ And so saying, Rebus remembered that he should be elsewhere. ‘Soon as you can.’
Chief Superintendent Watson was as blunt as a tramp’s razor blade.
‘What the hell were you doing at Gregor Jack’s yesterday?’
Rebus was almost caught off guard. Almost. ‘Who’s been telling tales?’
‘Never mind that. Just give me a bloody answer.’ Pause. ‘Coffee?’
‘I wouldn’t say no.’
Watson’s wife had bought him the coffee-maker as a Christmas present. Maybe as a hint that he should cut down his consumption of Teacher’s whisky. Maybe so that he’d stand a chance of being sober when he returned home of an evening. All it had done so far though was make Watson hyperactive of a morning. In the afternoon, however, after a few lunchtime nips, drowsiness would take over. Best, therefore, to avoid Watson in the mornings. Best to wait until afternoon to ask him about that leave you were thinking of taking or to tell him the news of the latest bodged operation. If you were lucky, you’d get off with a ‘tut-tut’. But the mornings . . . the mornings were different.
Rebus accepted the mug of strong coffee. Half a packet of espresso looked as though it had been tipped into the generous filter. Now, it tipped itself into Rebus’s bloodstream.
‘Sounds stupid, sir, but I was just passing.’
‘You’re right,’ said Watson, settling down behind his desk, ‘it
does
sound stupid. Even supposing you
were
just passing . . .’
‘Well, sir, to be honest, there was a little more to it than that.’ Watson sat back in his chair, holding the mug in both hands, and waited for the story. Doubtless he was thinking: this’ll be good. But Rebus had nothing to gain by lying. ‘I like
Gregor Jack,’ he said. ‘I mean, I like him as an MP. He’s always seemed to me to be a bloody good MP. I felt a bit . . . well, I thought it was bad timing, us happening to bust that brothel the same time he was there . . .’ Bad timing? Did he really believe that was all there was to it? ‘So, when I
did
happen to be passing – I’d stayed the night at Sergeant Holmes’ new house . . . he lives in Jack’s constituency – I thought I’d stop and take a look. There were a lot of reporters about the place. I don’t know exactly why I stopped, but then I saw that Jack’s car was sitting out on the drive in full view. I reckoned that was dangerous. I mean, if a photo of it got into the papers. Everybody’d know Jack’s car, right down to its number plate. You can’t be too safe, can you? So I went in and suggested the car be moved into the garage.’
Rebus stopped. That was all there was to it, wasn’t it? Well, it was enough to be going on with. Watson was looking thoughtful. He took another injection of coffee before speaking.
‘You’re not alone, John. I feel guilty myself about Operation Creeper. Not that there’s anything to feel guilty
about
, you understand, but all the same . . . and now the press are on to the story, they’ll keep on it till the poor bugger’s forced to resign.’
Rebus doubted this. Jack hadn’t looked like a man ready or willing or about to resign.
‘If we can help Jack . . .’ Watson paused again, wanting to catch Rebus’s eye. He was warning Rebus that this was all unofficial, all unwritten, but that it had already been
discussed
, at some level far above Rebus himself. Perhaps, even, above Watson. Had the Chief Super been rapped over the knuckles by the high heidyins themselves? ‘If we can help him,’ he was saying, ‘I’d like him to get that help. If you see what I mean, John.’
‘I think so, sir.’ Sir Hugh Ferrie had powerful friends. Rebus was beginning to wonder just
how
powerful . . .
‘Right then.’
‘Just the one thing, sir. Who gave you the info about the brothel?’
Watson was shaking his head even before Rebus had finished the question. ‘Can’t tell you that, John. I know what you’re thinking. You’re wondering if Jack was set up. Well, if he was, it had nothing to do with my informant. I can promise you that. No, if Jack
was
set up, the question that needs answering is why
he
was there in the first place, not why
we
were there.’
‘But the papers knew, too. I mean, they knew about Operation Creeper.’
Watson was nodding now. ‘Again, nothing to do with my informant. But yes, I’ve been thinking about that. It had to be one of us, hadn’t it? Someone on the team.’
‘So nobody else knew when it was planned for?’
Watson seemed to hold his breath for a moment, then shook his head. He was lying, of course. Rebus could see that. No point probing further, not yet at any rate. There would be a reason behind the lie, and that reason would come out in good time. Right now, and for no reason he could put his finger on, Rebus was more worried about
Mrs
Jack. Worried? Well, maybe not quite worried. Maybe not even
concerned
. Call it . . . call it
interested
. Yes, that was it. He was interested in her.
‘Any progress on those missing books?’
What missing books? Oh,
those
missing books. He shrugged. ‘We’ve talked to all the booksellers. The list is doing the rounds. We might even get a mention in the trade magazines. I shouldn’t think any bookseller is going to touch them. Meantime . . . well, there are the private collectors still to be interviewed. One of them’s the wife of Rab Kinnoul.’
‘The actor?’
‘The very same. Lives out towards South Queensferry. His wife collects first editions.’
‘Better try to get out there yourself, John. Don’t want to send a constable out to see Rab Kinnoul.’
‘Right, sir.’ It was the answer he’d wanted. He drained his mug. His nerves were already sizzling like bacon in a pan. ‘Anything else?’
But Watson had finished with him, and was rising to
replenish his own mug. ‘This stuff’s addictive,’ he was saying as Rebus left the office. ‘But by God, it makes me feel full of beans.’
Rebus didn’t know whether to laugh or cry . . .
Rab Kinnoul was a professional hit man.
He had made his name initially through a series of roles on television: the Scottish immigrant in a London sitcom, the young village doctor in a farming serial, with the occasional guest spot on more substantial fare such as
The Sweeney
(playing a Glasgow runaway) or the drama series
Knife Ledge
, where he played a hired killer.
It was this last part which swung things for Kinnoul. Noticed by a London-based casting director, he was approached and screen-tested for the part of the assassin in a low-budget British thriller, which went on to do surprising business, picking up good notices in the USA as well as in Europe. The film’s director was soon persuaded to move to Hollywood, and he in turn persuaded his producers that Rab Kinnoul would be ideal for the part of the gangster in an Elmore Leonard adaptation.
So, Kinnoul went to Hollywood, played minor roles in a series of major and minor murder flicks, and was again a success. He possessed a face and eyes into which could be read anything, simply anything. If you thought he should be evil, he
was
evil; if you thought he should be psychotic, he
was
psychotic. He was cast in these roles and he fitted them, but if things had taken a different turning in his career he might just as easily have ended up as the romantic lead, the sympathetic friend, the hero of the piece.
Now he’d settled back in Scotland. There was talk that he was reading scripts, was about to set up his own film company, was retiring. Rebus couldn’t quite imagine retiring at thirty-nine. At fifty, maybe, but not at thirty-nine. What would you do all day? Driving towards Kinnoul’s home just outside South Queensferry, the answer came to him. You could spend all day every day painting the exterior of your house; supposing, that is, it was the size of Rab Kinnoul’s
house. Like the Forth Rail Bridge, by the time you’d finished painting it, the first bit would be dirty again.
Which was to say that it was a very large house, even from a distance. It sat on a hillside, its surroundings fairly bleak. Long grass and a few blasted trees. A river ran nearby, discharging into the Firth of Forth. Since there was no sign of a fence separating house from surroundings, Rebus reckoned Kinnoul must own the lot.
The house was modern, if the 1960s could still be considered ‘modern’, styled like a bungalow but about five times the scale. It reminded Rebus mostly of those Swiss chalets you saw on postcards, except that the chalets were always finished in wood, whereas this house was finished in harling.
‘I’ve seen better council houses,’ he whispered to himself as he parked on the pebbled driveway. Getting out of the car he did, however, begin to see one of the house’s attractions. The view. Both spectacular Forth Bridges not too far away at all, the firth itself sparkling and calm, and the sun shining on green and pleasant Fife across the water. You couldn’t see Rosyth, but over to the east could just about be made out the seaside town of Kirkcaldy, where Gregor Jack and, presumably, Rab Kinnoul, had been schooled.
‘No,’ said Mrs Kinnoul – Cath Kinnoul – as she walked, a little later, into the sitting room. ‘People are always making that mistake.’
She had come to the door while Rebus was still staring.
‘Admiring the view?’
He grinned back at her. ‘Is that Kirkcaldy over there?’
‘I think so, yes.’
Rebus turned and started up the steps towards the front door. There were rockeries and neat borders to either side of them. Mrs Kinnoul looked the type to enjoy gardening. She wore homely clothes and a homely smile. Her hair had been permed into waves, but pulled back and held with a clasp at the back. There was something of the 1950s about her. He didn’t know what he’d been expecting – some Hollywood blonde, perhaps – but certainly he’d not been expecting this.
‘I’m Cath Kinnoul.’ She held out a hand. I’m sorry, I’ve forgotten your name.’
He’d phoned, of course, to warn of his visit, to make sure someone would be at home. ‘Detective Inspector Rebus,’ he said.
‘That’s right,’ she said. ‘Well, come in.’
Of course, the whole thing could have been done by telephone. The following rare books have been stolen . . . has anyone approached you . . .? If anyone should, please contact us immediately. But like any other policeman, Rebus liked to
see
who and what he was dealing with. People often gave something away when you were there in person. They were flustered, edgy. Not that Cath Kinnoul looked flustered. She came into the sitting room with a tray of tea things. Rebus had been staring out of the picture window, drinking in the scene.
‘Your husband went to school in Kirkcaldy, didn’t he?’
And then she’d said: ‘No, people are always making that mistake. I think because of Gregor Jack. You know, the MP.’ She placed the tray on a coffee table. Rebus had turned from the window and was studying the room. There were framed photographs of Rab Kinnoul on the walls, stills from his movies. There were also photos of actors and actresses Rebus supposed he should know. The photos were signed. The room seemed to be dominated by a thirty-eight-inch television, atop which sat a video recorder. To either side of the TV, piled high on the floor, were videotapes.
‘Sit down, Inspector. Sugar?’
‘Just milk, please. You were saying about your husband and Gregor Jack . . .?’
‘Oh yes. Well, I suppose because they’re both in the media, on television I mean, people tend to think they must know one another.’
‘And don’t they?’
She laughed. ‘Oh yes, yes, they know one another. But only through me. People get their stories mixed up, I suppose, so it started to appear in the papers and magazines that Rab and Gregor went to school together, which is nonsense. Rab
went to school in Dundee. It was
me
that went to school with Gregor. And we went to university together, too.’
So not even the cream of young Scottish reporters always got it right. Rebus accepted the china cup and saucer with a nod of thanks.
‘I was plain Catherine Gow then, of course. I met Rab later, when he was already working in television. He was doing a play in Edinburgh. I bumped into him in the bar after a performance.’
She was stirring her tea absent-mindedly. ‘I’m Cath Kinnoul now, Rab Kinnoul’s wife. Hardly anyone calls me Gowk any more.’
‘Gowk?’ Rebus thought he’d misheard. She looked up at him.
‘That was my nickname. We all had nicknames. Gregor was Beggar . . .’
‘And Ronald Steele was Suey.’
She stopped stirring, and looked at him as though seeing him for the first time. ‘That’s right. But how . . .?’
‘It’s what his shop’s called,’ Rebus explained, this being the truth.
‘Oh yes,’ she said. ‘Well, anyway, about these books . . .’
Three things struck Rebus. One was that there seemed precious few books around, for someone who was supposedly a collector. The second was that he’d rather talk some more about Gregor Jack. The third was that Cath Kinnoul was on drugs, tranquillizers of some kind. It was taking a second too long for her lips to form each word, and her eyelids had a droop to them. Valium? Moggies even?
‘Yes,’ he said, ‘the books.’ Then he looked around him. Any actor would have known it for a cheap effect. ‘Mr Kinnoul’s not at home just now?’
She smiled. ‘Most people just call him Rab. They think if they’ve seen him on television, they know him, and knowing him gives them the right to call him Rab. Mr Kinnoul . . . I can see you’re a policeman.’ She almost wagged a finger at him, but thought better of it and drank her tea instead. She
held the delicate cup by its body rather than by the awkward handle, drained it absolutely dry, and exhaled.