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There was a happier ending to the story of Mrs Lewsey and the phantom London hotel (p. 
62
). She had checked in with her four-year-old son, left him in a room to go shopping, then couldn’t find the address again. Nearly a week later, after an appeal in the press, the boy was discovered, being looked after by the owner of the hotel, which was several miles east of the streets she searched. Mrs Lewsey, who had been in ill-health after the death of a child three months earlier, was also robbed while she was staying in London.

The ghastly tale of the Liberals who roasted and ate a dog to celebrate a school board election in West Bromwich (p. 
73
) turned stomachs across Britain. The original story was broken by the
Birmingham Gazette
. The rival
Daily Post
sent a reporter to the pub where the election feast had been staged, and heard a markedly different account. Three men had arrived at the inn with a dog, claimed the landlord. First they tried to sell it, but killed it when there were no takers. Before they buried the body, a man cut off one of the legs, the landlord said, and there was some ‘very disgusting larking with the limb’ before it was chucked into the fire. One of the three men was a Tory, said the
Post
, a paper edited by one of the founders of the National Liberal Foundation. The
Gazette
was staunchly Tory. Make of all that what you will.

With mouths agape in Shropshire in November 1883 at the supernatural antics of servant girl Emma Davies (p. 
187
), the
Daily News
sent a reporter along to investigate. The teenager soon confessed it was all a trick, saying the other servants had put her up to it. ‘The little girl was hysterical at first but by-and-by she showed us how she made a bucket jump and a chair retreat at the double’, said the paper. ‘It was all effected by a slight jerk of the hand, and when once we knew there was nothing supernatural to be expected, it seemed very commonplace. The most remarkable part of this so-called mystery is the successful hoodwinking of the local public, and the more than nine days wonder which has been caused.’

Thirteen years on from the Regent’s Park ice disaster of 1867 (p. 
235
), when 40 people drowned in water up to 12 feet deep, the calamity claimed one more victim. The father of a girl who had died took his own life after being ‘low-spirited for years’.

In 1886, the ice broke again, with 100 skaters plunged suddenly into the water. But after the first tragedy, the depth of the lake had been reduced to around four feet. All that was lost this time round was a number of hats.

The startling Dr William Price (p. 
176
), the druid arrested on a Welsh hilltop as he tried to burn the body of a dead baby, was a true eccentric: a champagne-quaffing, anti-smoking vegetarian with an inclination for nude picnics, who once fled the country dressed as a woman after instigating a Chartist revolt. It was his own son’s body he tried to burn that day in 1884: little Iesu Grist (Jesus Christ, in Welsh), fathered by Price at the age of 83 with his twentysomething housekeeper. He successfully defended himself at Glamorganshire Assizes in Cardiff, dressed in a white robe with a fox head-dress, and was discharged. The case paved the way for the act that legalised cremation in Britain.

The tragedy at Sunderland’s Victoria Hall, which claimed the lives of 183 children, forced a change in the law that required all emergency exits to open outwards. Two inquiries were held, but no one was held responsible for bolting the door shut. The memorial to the victims in Mowbray Park was vandalised in 2009.

The crushing truth about Wanker Simmons, alas, is that she never existed; it was nothing more than a newspaper cock-up. The Mayoress of Henley was actually Mrs W. Anker Simmons.

INDEX

Note: Hyperlinked page numbers in this electronic version of the index correspond to the page numbers in the printed edition. Since your e-reader may only show a portion of the printed page, you may need to scroll to find the index topic.

Aberdeen
292
–3

The Aberdeen Journal
104

Ajmere
13

The Alnwick Mercury
87

Amesbury
77

Amsterdam
154

Altoona
22

Anderson
221

Ashby St Ledgers
68

Aston
122
,
200

Aston Villa
122
–4,
200

Austin
265
–6

Bad Beyhausen
88

Barnsley
31

Baschurch
189

Bath
267

Baltimore
53

Bawtry
106

Beckenham
6

Bedminster
243
–5

Belfast
38

Benicia
285

Bennetsville
94

Berlin
225

Bermuda
155

Berrow’s Worcester Journal
31
,
210

Bethnal Green
79

Bidston
61
–2

Birkenhead
60

Birmingham
59
–60,
183
,
196
,
213

Blackburn Rovers
126
–8

The Blackburn Standard and Weekly Express
222

Blois
182

Blythe
49

Bomagny
40

Bootle
174

Boston, MA
98

Bow
167

Bradford
72

Brazcka
182
–3

Brentford
169

Brentwood
147

Brimington
92

Bristol
213
–14,
257
,
267
–8

Brixton Deverill
220

Brooklyn
126
,
139
,
159
–60

Brookwood
137

Buckholm
99

Buckingham Palace Gate
279

Budapest
43
,
155

Budingen
246

Buire
80

Burr Oak
230

Bury St Edmunds
204

Cambridge
204

Canterbury
153
,
276
–7

Cape de Gata
43

Cardiff
222
,
297

Carlisle
258

The Carlisle Journal
251

Castlebar
195

Châtre-Langlin
171

Chelsea
206

The Cheshire Observer
107
,
125

Chesterfield
92

Christchurch, NZ
261

Chicago
14
,
44
–5,
221
,
245

Cilli
284

Cimarron
286

Cincinatti
164

The Citizen
, Gloucester
53
,
71
,
86
,
103
,
106
,
119
,
131
,
169
,
185
,
200
,
204
,
217
,
224
,
260
,
270
,
273
,
282

Cleckheaton
58

Coleford
216

Coney Island
3

Constantinople
208

Cork
269

The Cork Examiner
152

The Cornishman
148

The Cornwall Royal Gazette
198

Cossington
120

Crewe
107

Crystal Palace
6

The Daily Mail
, Hull
128
,
161

Darwen
126
–8

Daventry
69

Dawley
19

Deepwells
231

Denver
8

Deptford
202

Derby
81

Detroit
44
,
281
–2

The Derby Daily Telegraph
118

The Derbyshire and Chesterfield Herald
238

The Devon and Exeter Daily Gazette
111
,
154

The Dundee Advertiser
179
,
257

The Dundee Courier and Argus
8
,
19
,
46
,
49
,
70
,
148
,
198
,
207
,
253
,
258
,
279
,
287

Dublin
261

Dublin Bay
102

Dunedin, NZ
276

Dungannon
39

Dyserth
103

Eastbourne
85

Edgware Road
280

Edinburgh
124
–5,
146

The Edinburgh Evening News
14
,
112
,
147
,
171
,
179
,
225
,
243
,
250
,
276

Elephant and Castle
144

Elmira
45
,
46

Ely
107

The Era
79

Eransus
228

The Evening News
, Portsmouth
29
,
86
,
116
,
136
,
154
,
155

The Evening Post
, Dundee
100

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