Read A House Is Not a Home Online
Authors: James Earl Hardy
Needless to say, he was slapped back into reality.
He has faced and accepted another reality: Mitchell, Errol, and now Destiny will decide whether he can visit againâpermanently. He couldn't handle that kind of test a year ago, a month ago, not even a week ago.
But today? “Ain't no big deal.”
His mother wasn't convinced. “Ah. It is always wise to put up a brave front.”
“Ma, it ain't no big deal.”
“We're talking about your son, your goddaughter, and the love of your life. It is a
very
big deal.”
“I'm goin' to help my son celebrate his birthday.”
“Mmm-hmm.”
“And help Liâ”
Her eyebrows raised.
“Help Mitchell cohost.”
“Uh-huh,”
she purred like Jackee Harry. “Just remember that you're stepping into a whole new world tonightâand I don't mean the kind Peabo and Regina were singin' about.”
“Ma, I'm gonna be a'ight. Don't worry.”
“How can I not? That's what mothers do.”
“Thanks for bein' concerned. If anybody has to worry, it's me. I made this bed; now I gotta lie in it.”
“Uh-huh. And you want
Little Bit
in it with you.”
He nearly choked on his food. “Ma!”
She giggled.
Raheim held the cake in the palm of his left hand. “Maybe I should stick around and meet my future stepnieces and nephews.”
“Get out of here.” She walked him to the entrance. “Now, have a jood time.”
“I will.”
“And give my grandson a hug and kiss for me.”
“I will.”
“I would tell you to give Mitchell a hug and kiss from me, but I don't wanna be stirrin' up stuffâ
yet
.”
He giggled.
“Give
Destiny
the hug and kiss. Give
him
my best.”
“I will.”
“And give
me
a hug and kiss.”
He did.
“Love ya, Ma.”
“Love you, too, baby.”
“M
r. Rivers?”
Raheim was about to open the brownstone's front gate. He turned. “Yes?”
“I'm Sidney. Sid for short.”
“And I'm Monroe. Everybody calls me Roe.”
Raheim shook both their hands. “It's jood to meet you two. I've heard a lot about you both.”
“Well, I hope you won't hold what you heard about him against me.” Sidney chuckled.
Monroe frowned. “Not funny.”
“I saw you on Special Victims Unit last week,” Sidney continued. “You were jood.”
Raheim smiled; his hallmark word was being passed on to another generation. “Thanks.”
Sidney piped in. “I missed you on TV. But me and my pops saw you on the train platform down at Wall Street a couple of weeks ago.”
“The Brooks Brothers ad on the 4/5 line?” The entire station is wall-to-wall BBâand, yeah, he's the only colored man out of the two dozen models featured.
“Yeah. Uh, did they let you keep the suit?”
“Man!” Sidney groaned.
Monroe shrugged, clueless. “What?”
Raheim chuckled under his breath. “You two came without dates?”
“My girlfriend is comin' with her best friend,” explained Sidney.
“And my girl
friends
will start arrivin' in a half hour.” Monroe grinned.
Sidney cut his eyes. “So he thinks.”
Raheim motioned for them to go in first. “Let's get out of this rain.”
Monroe rang the bell. Mitchell opened the door.
“Hay Mr. C,” Sidney and Monroe harmonized.
“Evenin' gents. You two look jood.”
“Thanks,” they echoed.
“Where's E?” Monroe asked.
“Upstairs, still gettin' ready.”
Monroe headed for the stairs. “He was gettin' ready when I called him a hour ago.”
“Man, you should talk,” snapped Sidney. “You spent a half hour in the bathroom shavin' them two hairs on your chin.” He turned to Mitchell and Raheim. “Excuse us.” He dropped his umbrella in a stand near the door and followed Monroe.
Mitchell smiled at Raheim. “Hey.”
“Hay.”
“Come on in.” Mitchell closed the door behind him.
Raheim inhaled deeply. He felt . . .
at home
. Like he never left.
“Let me take your hat and jacket.”
Raheim took them off; Mitchell hung them up on the hooks Raheim had mounted to the back of the door years ago.
Mitchell eyed the box Raheim had placed on the hall bureau. “Is that the cake?”
“Yeah.” Raheim picked it back up. “Where do you want it to go?”
“In the fridge for now.”
Raheim followed him into the kitchen. Mitchell opened the refrigerator. “You can place it right there.” Raheim did. “Would you like something to drink?”
“Sure.”
“We have orange juice, orange-pineapple juice, grape juice, cranberry juice, apple juice . . .” He looked up. “This is a juice house.”
“So I hear.”
“Maybe you'd like a cran-apple mix?”
He remembered
. . . “That sounds jood.”
As Mitchell made his drink, they were silent.
Raheim took his drink. “Thanks.”
“You're welcome. Please, have a seat.”
They both did, across from each other, at the island.
“So you finally met the other Musketeers.”
“Yeah.”
“They remind me.”
Raheim knew who they reminded him of . . .
“Speaking of: Have you seen Angel lately?”
“We hung out last night.”
“Ah. How is he?”
“He's jood.”
“Jood.”
Raheim sipped. “My moms sends you her best.”
“Do send her mine. How is she?”
“She's jood.”
“Jood.”
“Where's Destiny?”
“She's at my mother's for the weekend. Oh, before I forget . . .” Mitchell went into the dining area and took something off the table. He returned. “This is for you.”
The standard-size piece of construction paper was powder blue. Outlined in glued rainbow glitter was a giant cake with a single lighted candle. Written in green Crayola in the body of the cake was the message:
Uncle Raheim
,
Have A JOOD Birthday!
I Love You
,
Destiny
Raheim grinned. “This is really sweet.”
“So, how does it feel to officially be in your thirties?”
“Uh . . . I don't know yet.”
“Still trying to get a feel for it, huh?”
“Yeah.”
“Mmm-hmm. Welcome to the club.”
“It . . . it seems like only yesterday I was
twenty
-one. And now . . . I found my first gray hair the other day.”
“You did? Where?”
Raheim leaned forward, pointing to it.
Mitchell laughed. “You call
that
a gray hair? That's not even a follicle. When you've got it like I do, then we can talk.”
“Your hair has grown a lot.”
“And
grayed
a lot.”
It had. Raheim always wondered if
he
was responsible for that. “You wear it well.”
“The locks or the gray?”
“Both.” And he meant it. Not everyone could.
“Thanks.”
“Welcome.”
Errol appeared. “Hay, Dad.”
“Hay, son.”
They shook with their fists and hugged.
“Thanks for coming.”
“Thanks for askin' me to.”
“I see you're finally
red
-y,” Mitchell observed. He was wearing the very bright fire-engine-red shirt Mitchell had purchased for his birthday.
Errol laughed. “I am. How do I look?” He double-backed, posing.
“You look jood.”
“Thanks.”
“Did you spray your entire body with that cologne?” That was one of his other presents: a bottle of Bijan.
“No.”
“It sure does smell like it.”
“All it took was two sprits.”
“I
love
that shirt, son,” Raheim admired.
“Thanks.”
“Maybe you'll let me borrow it.”
Errol smiled at Mitchell. “You might not have to.”
“What do you mean?” Raheim quizzed.
“Uh, did everyone e-mail you back their RSVP?” Mitchell interrupted.
“Yup.”
“And they know if they don't have the e-vite, they don't get in?”
“Yup.”
“And that they can't bring any tagalongs?”
“Yup.”
“And thatâ”
“âthere will be no drugs or alcohol of any kind allowed? Yes. Dad, will you man the door?”
“Sure.”
“Cool. I'll get the list for you.” Errol hustled out.
“I have something for you.” Mitchell went into the hall closet. He returned with a rectangular box wrapped in gold paper and tied with white ribbon. “Happy birthday.”
Raheim studied itâand not because he was trying to figure out what it was. It had been five years since he received a birthday gift from Mitchell. Mitchell's never forgotten his birthday, though: Raheim's always gotten a card and/or a phone call, and Raheim has saved each one of those Hallmarks and voice-mail messages (little does he know that Mitchell has saved all of
his
birthday acknowledgments, too).
“You
can
open it,” Mitchell advised.
He did. It was the same shirt Errol had on. “Wow. Thanks.”
It was a look of joy Mitchell never thought he'd see again. It made him beam too. “You're welcome.”
“Like father, like son, huh?”
“Indeed.”
Errol returned with Monroe and Sidney. He handed his father the list. “Here ya go, Dad.”
“Mr. R, if anybody gets outta hand, we can take care of 'em.” Monroe winked, elbowing Raheim in the side.
“The only thing you're gonna be takin' care of is your appetite,” predicted Sidney.
“That, too.” Monroe eyed the food laid out on the island. “Whoa! Turkey meatballs!”
“You won't be eating anything until the party begins,” Mitchell informed him.
“Dad, can I get a picture with you?”
“Of course.”
Sidney clicked it. They all viewed it on the digital camera's screen.
“Very nice,” observed Mitchell.
“Yeah. Y'all could be twins,” added Monroe.
Father and son grinned.
The rain didn't stop and it didn't stop the showâthe party still got under way at seven sharp. It was reminiscent of so many hip-hop videos: honeyz in various states of hoochie undress (halters, minis, and spaghetti-strapped formfitting dresses) on the left and fellaz thugged up (Timbs, tanks, jeans, jerseys, and sweatsuits) or casual down (button-down shirts, chinos, and cowrie-shell-draped necks) on the right. There were an even number of boyz and girlz (forty guests in all), and they came in every color (and noncolor) of the rainbow (mainly Black and Latino, with others from places as far as Tokyo, Bangladesh, and Saudi Arabia, and the lone “wigga” and “wiggette”âwho did not come or leave together). The “10 percent” was also in the house: a female couple (serving butch and femme), and two SGL males, both falling under the “homo-thug” category. Most were Tech students, some were from the neighborhood, and a few ventured from Harlem (such as Precious, D.C.'s daughter, and Anjelica, Angel's daughter, both escorted by Precious's older cousin, Juwan). After playing some “mingling music” (i.e., catchy midtempo tunes by the likes of Jaheim, Tweet, and Whitney Houston that had a few folks on the floor but that most grooved to in place while chatting with others, drinking, and eating) for about an hour, the deejay announced: “A'ight, y'all, it's time to really get this party started right!”
And the room went up as he spun 50 Cent's “In da Club.” Everybody chanted “We gonna party like it's your birthday,” surrounding Errol as he did just that, rocking the floor. And on every other song, he continued to be THE STAR. The ladies were literally pushing one another out of the way to dance with him. Monroe had to run interference several times, taking one by the hand and usually leaving two to duke it out. There was a little eye-rollin', teeth-suckin', neck-twistin', and hand-wavin,' but no catfights. But some didn't mind sharingâone would work him in the front while the other took the back (and if they were really in a generous mood, switch places during the song).
Max would have none of that. Her full first name was Maxine. She danced with him the most during the nightâfive timesâand did so solo. She made sure she had him up against a wall so that no one could cut in on her actionâand she gave Errol a
lot
of action. She had a lot of breast and a lot of ass to shimmy, shake, and shove in his face and his crotch. And if they were giving out awards for the most scandalous outfit of the night, she would've won by a landslide: her dress (if one could call it that) was really a two-piece leopard-print bikini with a matching skirt wrap that left her entire left thigh exposed, and her stiletto heels were in the same style. Every other unattached straight guy at the party (including the deejay and his two-man crew) wanted to take her for a grind, but she turned them all down.
But Max didn't have a “special dance” with Errol.
“Before we cut the birthday cake,” he began, “I want to invite two young ladies to the floor: Precious and Anjelica.”
They were surprised and touched by their being selected. After complying with his request, he took the hand of each. “We grew up together. Our fathers were . . . still are the best of friends. So we're like family. I'm so happy they are here tonightâour lives have taken some unexpected turns, but we've always known that no matter how crazy things got, we could depend on each other.” He was no doubt referring to Laticia, Precious's mother, who almost died in a car crash three years ago, and Yvonne, Anjelica's maternal grandmother, who turned up missing on 9/11. A token-booth clerk at the World Trade Center train station on the E line, she was found by Raheim and Angel at Bellevue Hospital a month later, burned over 20 percent of her body. Under Raheim's mother's watchful eye, she's made a complete recovery.