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First First Communion of Frances, 1924.

Janet's marital selection made his living, from time to time, as the representative of a yogurt manufacturer. Speaking of help: one of my grandmother's tales, set in the period before Janet and Tonton improved their domestic arrangements by separating, had them throwing tomatoes at each other until the tomato supply was exhausted, at which point Janet gestured imperiously with a sweep of the arm that included the mess as well as the petrified servant girl, and commanded in a voice trained for the opera, “Clean that up.”

Next to Aunt Janet in the late morning sunshine (I knew it was late morning because after noon the terrace would be shadowed by the house) sat another mother and daughter, also from Alabama, during whose visit the Friesekes thought it prudent to hide their copy of
Ulysses
(newly printed in Paris, and a cause célèbre) in the grandfather clock—which timepiece was among the furnishings of the house that never reappeared after the war.

So the books were filled with information. They were distributed all over the house, and interleafed in them were letters, memoranda, bills from a seller of musical instruments in Las Vegas, New Mexico (in 1888), and a menu for a day's meals in my grandmother's hand (I used to recite it to myself on hungry days: potatoes served at all three meals; trout at breakfast; and for the evening meal, fried chicken, followed by coffee and greengage pie). In training Vera to wait at table, my grandmother had been unable to break her of one habit, whereby she kept a thumb on the second joint while offering the platter of fried chicken:
“Non, ça, c'est pour Monsieur,”
Vera would reprove any guest who tried to pry away that piece before M. Frieseke had his chance. She knew it was his favorite part.

There were bridge scores, instructions from doctors, and a printed menu from a feast held on a transatlantic liner that made one wonder how the ship could have stayed afloat; notes from one of my grandparents to the other; shopping lists; letters written by my mother after she married, first to both of her parents, describing her new life and the birth of my brother Hugh, then later only to my widowed grandmother; announcements of deaths and marriages; annotated clippings from newspapers relating to the authors of or the ideas contained in the books, many evidently the product of the busy scissors of my grandmother's mother, Sarah Ann McCullough O'Bryan.…

All of these things I had carefully left where I found them. It seemed a way to acknowledge the house and its contents as a living being. The problem with my approach was that the collection numbered more than six thousand volumes in all, some of which I had not laid eyes on since 1968. So on this rainy morning, I brought books out of the jam closet, brushed them off, and stacked them on the stairs or on the table in the dining room, looking into them only when I could not resist, and knowing that one day I must search, in an organized fashion, through every book in the house, to see what I had buried. Out of the jam closet came my great-grandfather O'Bryan's rhetoric textbooks, in Latin, from his time at Georgetown College; my mother's catechism texts; works by Hugh Miller and John Boyle O'Reilly; a vein of geology books from the 1860s; a 1949 (what stranger had left this here?) special issue of
Science et vie
on aviation, with breathless illustrated articles about the new generation of bombers and fighter planes; a set of Alpine guidebooks wrapped in a 1928 Paris newspaper filled with accounts of car accidents. (In 1928, the name of the day's saint was published in the paper's banner, next to the date.) I looked into one of O'Bryan's college texts and found its flyleaf decorated with a scurrilous little drawing accompanied by a brief lyric, describing “Brynie” standing at third base with his whiskers blowing in the wind, at what must have been almost the dawn of college baseball.

Further along, in a heavy volume by an American archbishop fulminating against the threat posed to the one true faith by public education, a slim white pamphlet caught my eye. A program for the 124th annual banquet of the Hibernian Society of Philadelphia, held at Doolan's Hotel on March 18, 1895, for the benefit of the Relief of Immigrants from Ireland, it provided the banquet's seating plan, a list of the society's honorable members, and the program of toasts. One of the presenters was John Duross O'Bryan, the text of whose “Ireland” was printed in the pamphlet. As to the gradual and unremitting incursion of the English into Ireland, he remarked (his words clearly balanced according to principles introduced by the Latin rhetorician at Georgetown),

The usual became the lawful; and so the industries of Ireland, instead of flowing in channels that nature and economy alike, laid out for her peculiar interest, were, by legislation diverted into ways that drained her wealth into other coffers.

The dinner menu was also recorded: bluepoint oysters with celery (accompanied by sauternes); green turtle clear; Penobscot salmon, cucumbers, shrimp sauce, and potatoes château (accompanied by sherry); lobster cutlets; tendreté of venison, purée of fresh mushrooms, new potatoes, tomatoes farci, green peas (accompanied by champagne); terrapin comtesse; punch cruiskeen lawn; English snipe with lettuce; glaces, fruits, nuts, and cakes (accompanied by claret), and café noir and cognac.

*   *   *

If these people are coming tonight, I suppose I had better shop for groceries eventually,
I told myself as I went into the jam closet to get another load of books.

NINETEEN

A telephone call from Margaret startled me out of my task. They were ahead of schedule and promised to be with me in time for lunch. I now had to drive to town and get supplies for lunch, and dinner, before everything closed.

On my way into Pont l'Evêque, I remembered the spectacle of Margaret and Julia at the sink. I had not yet tested the washing machine to see if it still worked. Sheets: I would have to lay out linen.

In Pont l'Evêque I noticed it was Sunday. Church bells banged in the rain and the streets bustled with crowds shopping for their noon dinner, which in these parts on a Sunday was a very serious affair. While shopping, I was conscious for the first time—no doubt because I was thinking in a proprietary way of the glimpse of “Old World charm” I was going to be able to offer Margaret and Ben—of the many rain-streaked posters in Pont l'Evêque in which persons of youth, nudity, and some beauty were exhibiting their sneakers. I realized how much during the time I had known the town, the provincial purity of the place had been dissipated by the incursion of urban culture. When we first came to Pont l'Evêque, there were no public images of undraped humans beyond a diagram in the window of the
pharmacie
having to do with trusses. Pont l'Evêque was, after all, the birthplace of Flaubert's mother and home of the same writer's blameless character Félicité, in
Un coeur simple.
No more than ten miles from the excesses of the beach at Deauville, it had nonetheless seemed a lifetime away; and Deauville was not yet a topless beach in 1968, nor would it be until long after the revolution.

Because of the rain, my car had to struggle for traction on the driveway coming home. Now one could stand in steady, declining mist and watch the approach of serious rain squalls, walking on wide legs between which might float snatches of clear sky as blue as the eye of God—but always somewhere else, across the valley. Normandy was Normandy again, a country made of rain. When the hill the house was on dried out during the summerlong drought of 1976, apple trees simply fell over because the earth they had stood in, having lost so much of its bulk (in the form of moisture), could no longer hold their roots. There was nothing to keep the orchards from giving in to gravity.

I stowed the groceries and surveyed the wreck that fate and I had been collaborating on in the situation room, formerly the dining room. In time for lunch, Margaret had said—so I'd take that as permission not to lay on a heavy spread at noon, as everyone else in Normandy was doing. That would give me time to hide the evidence of odd jobs and to get the place looking as good as possible. I wanted to do this partly because nobody could use the upstairs bathroom in its present state without risking sudden death, but mostly because I knew that Margaret and Julia had no secrets from each other, ever, and there was no way Julia was
not
going to be talking at length with Margaret about my situation—and before I got home. I had already noted a tendency among women to agree on the (lack of) wisdom of taking on a second home in a foreign land: the men would always encourage, while the women would immediately and instinctively pull the long faces that might greet the news that we were about to have unexpected triplets on purpose now that our youngest was sixteen.
Women's sticking together,
I complained to myself,
is the curse that forms the cornerstone of civilization.
And you can't fool them, which is another way of saying the same thing. But you have to try, which accounts for the origin of language.

I rushed to find and hang curtains in the upstairs bedrooms—the fruit of a whole summer's labor on the part of Julia, my mother, Julia's mother, and assorted others—and then to reinforce the catwalk across the bathroom floor (Ben was a large and heavy man). I dusted the tops of furniture and put cloths across the most Victorian pieces from the O'Bryan line.

I heard my guests before I saw them, and saw them long before they managed to get their car to the top of the muddy slope. That gave me time to open the water main. The first out of the car was one I hadn't expected: Andalouse, a large unreconstructed French poodle of urban tastes who sniffed the falling air; declined to take in the riot of new experiences available to any dog arriving on a farm; refused even to acknowledge the frenzied greetings from Mme. Vera's yard; and instead stalked inside to seek out remnants of the scent of my mother's childhood pet, Chipette, also a poodle. Ben climbed out, loudly congratulating himself on getting the car up the hill, and then Teddy, whose head, since it reached almost to seven feet, I saw immediately would be in constant danger from ceiling beams and lintels, and then Margaret. All wore sweaters and jeans and hats of one kind or another: they were fresh from a wet Channel crossing, and voluble about it.

Chipette, ink drawing, F. C. Frieseke sketch book, 1936.

Margaret stood in the rain grinning, and said into the car, to Ruth—the fifth member of their party—“I told you, just like Holland, except it's not flat, there's more rain, and everyone talks French except our host.”

*   *   *

“We haven't come all the way to Normandy to take a nap,” Ben said after lunch, as we gazed out the dining room's west window, overlooking the valley, at some little birds that I didn't remember from previous visits. They had been there for two days now, jerking up and down as if on strings, parallel to the slates on that face of the building; they seemed to be plucking out of the rain insects issuing either from the wall or from the
auvent
beneath the window. There was something both charming and worrying about the show, and Ben reinforced the latter quality by asking idly, “What's that they're eating? Termites?”

I'd looked up these birds earlier, while I was deliberating about my owl, and had decided they were a species of
bergeronnettes,
yellow wagtails. I wondered myself what they were eating, inasmuch as it (or they) seemed to be coming out of the walls. As the resident expert, I must speak.

“The book says they eat flies,” I temporized.

“Houseflies—that would make sense, coming out of the house,” Ben said. “Anyway, I admit the weather's perfect for it, and I'm probably going to want to take a hundred naps while I'm here, but why don't we do something else today?”

Teddy and Ruth were knocking around the half-kitchen, doing the dishes. Teddy could barely make it under the ceiling beams without ducking. It turned out he was a paleontological biologist by trade. Ruth, closer to me in age than was Margaret, was rather small and energetic, almost haunted in appearance, and, I learned, labored under the cloud of an uncompleted Ph.D. thesis in anthropology, concerned with methods used to date the ancient human-worked flints that could be found in certain parts of Italy. Hearing this, I looked on her with an eye lustful with speculation, since the hill we were on was rich in flint, which often looked worked. Many a child of mine had returned to the house carrying a flint that either contained a fossil (or something that might become one given enough time or argument) or seemed likely once to have been used to skin a Neanderthal boar.

Ruth and Teddy discussed England and the English as Margaret kibitzed through the opening between dining room and kitchen, which under the present regime allowed diners and servants (who were now interchangeable) to converse and help each other.

“They're barbarians. That food! Wherever you go, the English try to give you a first course that's either a bad tomato or half an avocado stuffed with little canned shrimp in mayonnaise,” Teddy was complaining.

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