Read A Sensitive Kind of Murder (A Kate Jasper Mystery) Online
Authors: Jaqueline Girdner
“There wasn’t any address on the envelope,” I put in helpfully.
“So what are we being threatened about?” Wayne asked.
“Investigating?” I answered in a very small voice.
“Kate, I’d like to take care of this mess myself,” Wayne said carefully. “Maybe you and your aunt could go on a little vacation while I—”
“Don’t even suggest it, Mr. John Wayne,” I snarled. “Would you go on a vacation and leave me to take care of it?”
“But you’re…you’re—”
“Female?”
“No, I was going to say that you’re not a member of the Heartlink group.”
Sure that’s what he was going to say. That’s why it took him three tries to come up with it.
“So, big whoop,” I said aloud. “I’m with you, got it?”
After a minute of silence, Wayne said, “Got it,” and put his arms around me. I nuzzled his herbed chest, redolent of cooking. He kissed the top of my head. I tilted my head back, and he kissed my lips. It was an equal-opportunity kiss, though. I returned it, with interest.
*
It wasn’t until the next morning, Friday, in the middle of our shower, that we talked about taking the letter to the police. My skin tightened, just imagining Captain Wooster’s reaction. Would he even believe we hadn’t written it ourselves? And even if the sender
had
been dyslexic, I would bet that person was smart enough not to leave fingerprints. So what would be the use?
“Let’s wait a little while,” I told Wayne.
He grunted in agreement. His grunt sounded as relieved as I felt.
“The only thing we can do is find out who killed Steve,” Wayne added.
I would have had a hard time believing he really meant that if he hadn’t taken his slippery-clean body to the phone and called his restaurant to let them know he wouldn’t be in that day—on a Friday, no less!
I, too, went to my work desk and said goodbye to my stacks of Jest Gifts paperwork.
“So, what do we do first, Sherlock?” I asked my sweetie.
“First, Van,” he announced.
I opened my mouth to ask why Van was first and then closed it again. From the look on Wayne’s face, I wouldn’t want to be Van.
Van Eisner’s office was really more of a large room, located on the second floor over a sushi bar in San Ricardo. I’d been there before. I knew he did most of his real work out of his house. His home office was filled with computers, pieces of computers, manuals, and paper. Finding anything in
that
office was something only Van could do. But this office was different. Neat, with teal furnishings and gray carpet against pearl-white walls, it spoke of money. It said, “Buy my services as a computer consultant.”
But today, it was saying something else.
“You slimeball!” a voice shrieked through its closed door. “My girlfriend warned me about guys like you. What if I tell my brother about us, huh? He’ll kill you!”
Wayne closed his eyes for a moment, then opened them again and knocked on the door of Van’s office.
The shrieking stopped, which was a relief. Even the sushi downstairs was probably cringing.
“Come in?” came Van’s nasal voice. The uncertainty in his voice made me wonder how much more trouble he was expecting.
Wayne reached out toward the doorknob, but suddenly the door flew open as if by magic and a buxom, well-cared-for woman in a business suit ran past us and down the stairs.
“Client,” Van assured us through the open door, the tremor in his voice ruining his attempt at nonchalance. “Come on in, you guys.”
I took a look at this man. What was it about him that attracted these women in the first place? His slight build? His balding head? His pointy features? All I could see was what drove them away. I moved my eyes away from Van and scanned his office.
It was as neat and polished as ever. The only thing that seemed out of place was a mirror lying face-up on his desk next to his computer—a mirror with a hint of white powder and a razor blade and a straw.
Van must have noticed where I was looking.
“Hey, wanna toot?” he asked jovially.
Wayne growled from beside me.
“Just a little joke, heh-heh,” Van said, quickly popping the mirror, blade, and straw into one of his drawers.
“Van, are you crazy?” I asked. “What if it had been Captain Wooster who’d visited you this morning?”
Van’s pointy face paled.
“Is he really coming here?” he asked, cleaning off the surface of his desk with a tissue like a mad housewife. He should have wiped his nose, but I didn’t tell him that.
“No, Van,” Wayne answered for me. “The captain isn’t on his way as far as I know, but he could be. Why are you risking everything?”
“For God’s sake, it’s no big deal,” Van insisted, his nasal voice high now with indignation.
“Never mind,” Wayne said. “Pretend I never asked.”
Van put his head in his hands for a minute, then looked back up, a little color returning to his face.
“You’ve been divulging group secrets.” Wayne cut to the chase.
Van squirmed in his chair.
“Why?” Wayne asked.
“They’ve got me by the short and curlies, that’s why,” he whined. “I’ve…I’ve got a record.”
“We know.” Wayne told him.
“You know!” Van jumped out of his chair. “See, I’m
not
paranoid.” He threw his hands in the air. “Even you know!
It’s supposed to be secret. Jeez, they could be here any minute. You’ve gotta find the killer. I don’t want any trouble. I just need to be okay for a while—”
“Van, you need help,” Wayne said softly.
Van looked at him, intelligence flashing behind his pinpoint pupils for a moment. Then he shook his head.
“I can’t,” he whispered. “I just can’t.”
I was glad when we left. I still didn’t see what women saw in Van, but now I felt sorry for him. Even without Steve’s death, how much longer could he keep on?
“Did he kill Steve, Kate?” Wayne asked seriously, once we were back in the Toyota and heading home.
“But why?” I answered after a few miles. “Van is messed up, that’s obvious. But what motive would he have to kill Steve? Steve wouldn’t have broken group confidentiality over Van’s drug habit. Van knew that.”
“Maybe Van didn’t know,” Wayne put in. “He said himself that he’s paranoid. How much trouble could he be in for a second offense?”
“I read an ad in the paper,” I said, suddenly remembering. “For 1-900-DRUGLAW. It’s a phone number for an attorney’s service. You call these guys, and they answer drug-law questions confidentially. Want me to call and find out just how much trouble Van could really be in?”
“Thanks, Kate,” Wayne said and put his warm hand on my thigh. I sighed and the Toyota veered. Wayne removed his hand.
After we got home, I found the ad for 1-900-DRUGLAW in an old paper. I was just dialing the number when I heard a car popping gravel in the driveway through the still-open front door.
A familiar voice chirped in the doorway—my Aunt Dorothy. Once again, I’d completely forgotten about her. I put down the phone and went to greet her.
My fairy god-aunt was not a happy camper.
“You left without me this morning,” she accused. She patted her goofy white curlicues, looking forlorn. “I got my own rental car at the hotel. Now, I can investigate with or without you, dear. But of course, I’d rather be part of the team.”
“But Aunt Dorothy—” I began.
“I know,” she told me, her eyes suddenly twinkling behind her mascara. “I’m old. Who better to take risks? You have years ahead of you.”
“Don’t even say such a thing!” Wayne admonished, stepping up behind me. “We’re just trying to figure out—”
“So, I’m with you on this,” Dorothy stated.
Wayne and I looked at each other, and then both nodded reluctantly. How were we supposed to stop her?
So, we put my aunt in the back seat of the Toyota and took off to talk to Isaac Herrick.
Isaac lived in a condo in Cortadura. We knocked on the front door and heard grumbling from inside.
“Just a minute! Just a minute!”
Then Isaac was at the door and we were ushered into his living room, a room filled with equal amounts of books and empty whiskey bottles.
He turned to us, his ruddy face bleary for the early visit. He was wearing what looked like pajama bottoms and a ratty flannel robe. His bleary face lit up when he saw Dorothy.
“Whoa!” he said. “My little Dot, still as cute as a button.”
“Isaac, you old fraud,” Dorothy replied and willingly embraced the fraud in question, ratty robe and all.
- Twelve -
Wayne and I must have looked like mismatched twins, staring at Aunt Dorothy and Isaac Herrick with our mouths wide open. How could my sweet aunt be hugging Isaac the Terrible? The smell alone would have put me off. Whatever Isaac had drunk last night was emanating from him quite odoriferously now, not to mention whatever he’d added to the brew this morning. And that ratty robe and those pajama bottoms…How much of him was really covered? Would I have to rescue my Aunt Dorothy’s virtue?
But Isaac unhanded my aunt before I had to intervene. He even seemed a little embarrassed, straightening his robe and tying the sash tighter.
“How many years has it been, Isaac?” Dorothy said softly.
“Too many,” he replied, rubbing the stubble on his face. “Too many.”
“How’s Helen?” Dorothy asked, her voice a little louder now.
“Helen’s great,” Isaac told her. “Still as feisty as ever. And as smart. She’s divorcing me.” He laughed, then returned the question. “How’s Claude?”
“Claude passed on,” Aunt Dorothy answered. A sad little smile played on her lips. “He would have loved seeing you.”
“Oh, I am sorry,” Isaac murmured, and I saw the truth of his words on his face—a one-time hint of his humanity.
He gave my aunt a one-armed squeeze. “Damn, they don’t make them like Claude anymore,” he eulogized.
“Or you,” Dorothy pointed out. “I remember you and Claude playing at that old nightclub like it was yesterday.”
Isaac Herrick and my Uncle Claude? Playing at a nightclub? My mother hadn’t ever told me about this.
“Too bad we had to grow up, huh?” Isaac put in.
“Oh, I’m sure you never did, pumpkin-pie,” my aunt chirped and tweaked his cheek. Isaac leaned back and brayed. Yuck. This was as bad as Barbara and Felix. I just hoped my aunt didn’t plan on becoming the next Mrs. Herrick after Helen divorced Isaac. If she did,
I
certainly wasn’t going to help plan
her
wedding.
Wayne cleared his throat. “Came to ask a few questions about Steve,” he told Isaac firmly. Maybe he was as tired of the cooing as I was. “Dorothy is Kate’s aunt, by the way.”
“Whoa,” Isaac said, pulling his eyes away from my aunt to look at me for a moment, and then looking back. “Sorry about the mess. If I’d known you were coming, I’d have called my cleaning lady.”
I wasn’t sure if he was joking. Maybe he wasn’t. He cleared off a couple of straight-backed chairs and a naugahyde sofa before disappearing into the next room with a promise to be back in a “cat’s whisker.”
My aunt was still chuckling as she lowered herself into one of the straight-backed chairs, delicately pushing an empty bottle aside with her foot.
“Aunt Dorothy…” I began and then didn’t know how to finish.
“We’re very old friends, Katie,” she explained. “Helen and Isaac and Claude and I. We had a lot of fun back then. He and your uncle were musicians, did you know that?” Her eyes moistened as I shook my head. “They were beautiful musicians. It was a magic time.”
Wayne lowered himself onto the naugahyde sofa.
“But—” I began.
My sweetie tugged at my hand before I said anything stupid.
I sat down next to him.
“Helen and I exchanged cards for years,” Dorothy went on. “But then, somehow, we lost the connection. I think they must have moved. It’s been so long. I was certainly surprised to hear Isaac’s name come up last night.”
“And you’re as beautiful as ever, Dot,” Isaac purred, suddenly back in the living room. He was at least dressed now—in a Hawaiian shirt and khaki pants—though not shaved. And he smelled better. I suspected he had taken a quick sponge-bath.
“Steve,” Wayne stated, setting the agenda quickly.
Isaac flopped his long frame onto the remaining chair.
“Steve,” Isaac repeated. Then he grinned. “A prig, and hen-pecked to boot,” he summarized.
“What do you mean by ‘hen-pecked’?” Wayne demanded. I noticed that he didn’t challenge Isaac’s designation of Steve as a prig.
“He was never in the spotlight around his wife. How could he shine? Hey, I’m a horse’s ass, but at least I’m my own horse’s ass. Steve was nothing but—”
“A prize-winning journalist,” I cut in. I couldn’t help it.
“Yeah, I suppose,” Isaac admitted. He straightened up in his chair, looking serious for a change. “But that was because Steve knew how to tap the self-righteousness of a self-righteous public. He did a great job at it, but still, where was the man? I never saw him. I saw a shadow.”
“So, it must have been his wife’s fault?” I pressed.
He bared his teeth at me in a simian smile. “Remind me not to engage in a debate with you, Ms. Jasper. You’re too, too right.” He bowed my way. “Laura didn’t have to hen-peck the man; he was a self-made wimp.”
Wayne’s face reddened. I reached out and laid my hand gently on his vibrating arm.
“So, I understand you’ve written extensively about dyslexia,” my aunt cut in sweetly—too sweetly. I whipped my head around to look at her. She knew Helen Herrick had helped write those books. I could tell. Had Helen told her in the cards they had exchanged over the years?
And then I wondered if Dorothy knew about our threatening note. But she couldn’t have.
Isaac leaned back and chortled. “Ah, yes, dyslexia. My raison d’être. Why couldn’t I have picked the study of wit? But no, I chose to study the sluggards of language communication. Ack. But then, it interested Helen.” He paused and smiled wickedly. “And she is, after all, the writer in the family.”
“Isaac, can you show me a sample of your writing?” I asked. I had to know if he’d written our threatening letter.
Isaac’s smile faded. “You mean one of my books?” he responded, confusion in his bleary eyes.
“No, I mean your handwriting,” I specified. A weird idea was going through my head: What if Isaac had chosen to study dyslexia because he himself was dyslexic? What if Helen had covered for him all these years? It was possible.
Isaac stood and picked up a lined notepad and pen from a littered coffee table. In elegant cursive, he wrote, ISAAC HERRICK IS A JERK, then handed the note to me.
All right, he wasn’t dyslexic. But he still could have faked that letter.
“Why?” he asked when I looked back up.
I blushed.
“I…I…”
“Kate does as she pleases,” Wayne growled.
It was a good save. Isaac wasn’t going to press me, although both he and my aunt were staring at me with the curiosity of cats locked out of the bedroom.
“Got any idea who killed Steve?” Wayne went on.
Isaac sighed. “I have a lot of ideas, but that’s all they are—ideas.”
Wayne nodded approvingly. At least Isaac wasn’t spreading rumors.
“I’ve got one idea in particular,” Isaac added, his voice softening, his eyes losing focus. “But I have to check a few things to see if it pans out.”
“If you’ve really got an idea, you ought to go to the police,” Dorothy admonished him. “Don’t do anything dangerous.”
Isaac leaned back and roared with laughter.
“Since when were
you
ever careful, Dot?” he asked finally.
Aunt Dorothy laughed with him. “Since I got old,” she told him.
“It never happened,” Isaac insisted gallantly.
Dorothy put her hand over her face. “Oh, Isaac,” she cooed.
Yuck. Were we going there again?
Apparently, we weren’t. Wayne stood up, and I followed his example. Aunt Dorothy didn’t balk. She got up and gave Isaac a farewell hug. And then we were out the door of his condo and in the fresh air again. I took a big breath. A little car exhaust scented the sidewalk, but at least the air didn’t smell of dust and distillery out here.
“Dot, don’t be a stranger!” Isaac yelled from his doorway.
“I won’t lose you and Helen again!” she sang back. “You can’t keep me away now that I’ve found you.”
I was glad to hear her include Helen. Maybe my aunt
didn’t
want to be the next Mrs. Herrick.
Once we were back in the Toyota, Dorothy still insisting on the back seat, we took a moment to plan our next visit.
“I want to talk to Carl Russo—” Wayne began.
“But perhaps Helen Herrick first,” Dorothy suggested in such a sweet voice that neither of us even considered arguing. I headed back toward Mill Valley, toward Helen Herrick’s house.
“Was Steve really hen-pecked?” Aunt Dorothy asked once we were rolling.
“No couple is perfect,” Wayne answered slowly. “But I never heard Steve complain about Laura’s public life making him feel small. That wasn’t an issue for him. At least, not as far as I could tell.”
“And look where Isaac’s coming from,” I added. “His wife’s divorcing him. How do you think he feels about the institution of marriage?”
“Not like you two,” Aunt Dorothy answered. “You two do my heart good. Your wedding will be enchanting.”
Wayne smiled next to me. I kept my groan internal.
“Your Uncle Claude and I loved each other very much,” she went on. “He was playful, but not hurtful. Maybe that’s the secret.”
I thought about this. Wayne was playful and not hurtful. And Garrett and Jerry seemed to be the same way. But Steve and Laura Summers hadn’t been playful, as far as I could tell. Still, I doubted that either would be purposefully hurtful. And Isaac was plenty playful, but he was hurtful as well. And the Kimmochis? I giggled for a moment, trying to decide if bondage was playful or hurtful. It probably depends on the rules.
I was busy imagining scenarios when we arrived at Helen Herrick’s. Helen still lived in the house that she and Isaac had shared. Her garden was a well-tended explosion of colors and shapes.
We walked up a pebbled walkway flanked by zinnias, pansies, and towering snapdragons and foxgloves. Heaven. I wondered where the deer were. This time, Aunt Dorothy knocked on the front door.
The door opened slowly. I peeked over Dorothy’s shoulder and watched Helen Herrick’s expression evolve from a no-solicitors-please scowl to a radiant smile when she recognized my aunt.
“Dot!” she squealed and hugged Dorothy like a long-lost child, which is exactly how Dorothy looked in the larger woman’s arms.
“Helen,” my aunt whispered from the embrace. “Oh, it’s good to see you.”
I breathed a sigh of relief as the two women held each other and tossed questions back and forth. Aunt Dorothy’s love affair was with both of the Herricks, not just Isaac. Helen’s no-nonsense face was more animated than I’d ever seen it before. She rolled her eyes in surprise when she heard that I was Dorothy’s niece and shed tears when she heard of Claude’s death. And then she laughed at some long story that she and my aunt were simultaneously telling about an evening when the nightclub where their husbands played had been raided.
“Claude was so solemn when he swore you and I were not prostitutes,” Aunt Dorothy reminisced.
“Unfortunately, Isaac wasn’t so forthcoming,” Helen chuckled. “That man can be so bad.”
Suspected prostitutes? Did my mother have any idea?
I calmed myself down by thinking of counter-wedding blackmail possibilities and breathing deeply.
“Oh, I haven’t even invited you in!” Helen apologized in surprise, some minutes later. For a usually self-contained woman, Helen was acting very silly. But I liked it on her.
She ushered us into her living room, a room with bluish lights, neatly arranged bookshelves, and comfortable corduroy couches. The cinnamon smell of what might have been morning tea lingered in the air.
“Dot,” she said, once we were all seated. “How in the world did you ever find me?”
“We’re investigating Steve Summers’ death,” my aunt answered succinctly.
Helen’s strong features lost their animation, but her eyebrow still crooked ironically.
“Only you could come to Marin and get mixed up in murder, Dot,” she said.
Dorothy laughed. “It’s my niece’s influence,” she defended herself, head tilted to the side, hand over her heart, innocence personified. And then I wondered if anyone had mentioned to my Aunt Dorothy that I was known as the Typhoid Mary of Murder. My brother, Kevin, flashed into my mind. He might have told her if he could have held the thought long enough. Damn.
“Any ideas about Steve’s murder?” Wayne inquired.
Helen turned his way unsteadily. I didn’t think it was guilt that caused the lack of steadiness. I thought it was my aunt. I was feeling a bit like Jello myself.
“I don’t have a clue,” Helen said. “But Isaac acts as if he knows something. I’ve told him to share his idea with the police, or at least with me, but the old goat will not listen.”