Accidental Magic (12 page)

Godiva grabbed her arm and shoved her forward so she could get a better look. At first she was so completely distracted by the beauty of the pieces and the amazing talent of the artist that she didn’t understand exactly what it was she was seeing. There were two watercolor paintings on display. Her immediate impression of them was that they were dream images, and they vaguely brought to mind Michael Parks’s sexy fantasy work. One was of a woman who was in a cage that looked like it had been carved from ice. All around the outside of the walls of ice were big tufts of a delicately leafed plant in full purple bloom.
Lavender
, she thought.
They’re bunches of blooming lavender.
Candice looked more closely at the woman in the center of the cage. She was sitting on the floor, with one hand pressed against the nearest translucent wall, almost as if she were trying to push her way out. She was wearing only a white hooded cloak. Parts of her shapely bare legs were showing, but her face was in shadows—all except her eyes, which were large and mesmerizing
with their mossy green sadness. There was something else about her eyes.…

Candice shifted her attention to the other painting. It, too, was amazingly rich in detail and color. It showed a woman sleeping on a bed that was in the middle of what looked to be a dark room in a castle. Mist, or maybe fog, hung around the bed, further obscuring the woman. A single tall, narrow window slit let in two pearl-winged doves, as well as a ray of moonlight, which fell across the bed, illuminating the side of the woman’s face so that a single tear at the corner of her eye was visible. This woman’s face was also in shadow. Her blonde hair spilled around her on the dark bed, drawing Candice’s eye. What was it about her hair?

Then she realized that displayed beside each painting was a framed poem. She pushed her way farther through the sobbing crowd until she was so close to the window that she pressed her fingers against the cold glass. Candice began reading the elaborate calligraphy of the first poem.

Candice couldn’t breathe. She felt as if someone had punched her in the stomach. Frantically, her eyes went to the second poem. It was a sonnet, and it was written in the same meticulous calligraphy.

“They’re mine,” Candice whispered. Her stricken voice didn’t carry above the sobs of the people around her. She tore her eyes from the window and looked frantically back at Godiva, who was standing at the edge of the crowd crying softly. She raised her voice so that her friend could hear her. “They’re my poems, Godiva. I wrote them.”

“Who said that?!”

Heads swiveled to the tall gaunt figure standing in the doorway of the gallery. Barnabas Vlad (a name everyone in Mysteria knew he had absolutely, beyond any doubt,
not
been born with) was swathed head to toe in black, holding a small lacy black parasol, and wearing huge blue blocker reflective sunglasses.

“Who said that she is the poetess?”

“That would be me,” Candice said reluctantly.

All the heads then swiveled in her direction and Candice heard weepy murmurs of
Oh, they’re so wonderful,
and
They break my heart, but I love them,
and
I have to have one of my own and the art that goes with it!

Barnabas pointed one finger (fully covered in a black opera-length glove) at
Candice. “You must come with me at once!” The vampire turned and scuttled through the gallery door.

Candice couldn’t move. Everyone was staring at her.

“Let’s go!” Godiva pushed her toward the gallery door, ignoring the gawking crowd. Then, still sobbing softly, she added, “And no way are you going in there without me.”

Candice had been in the gallery before. It was decidedly on the dark side—walls and floor black instead of the usual clean white of most galleries. It was never well lit, and it was always too damn cold. But she liked the art exhibits, especially the gay pride exhibits Barnabas liked to have. She could appreciate full-frontal male nudity, even if it couldn’t appreciate her.

“Back here, ladies.” Barnabas called breathily from the rear office. Godiva and Candice exchanged glances. Both shrugged and followed the vampire’s voice.

“You’re sure it’s your poetry?” Godiva whispered, wiping her eyes and blowing her nose.

“Of course I’m sure,” she hissed at her friend. “How could you even ask me that! They’re the poems about heartbreak I wrote a week or so ago for that poetry class.”

“Well, it’s just that…” But they’d come to Barnabas’s office so Godiva clamped her mouth shut.

“Ladies, I’m charmed. Come in and sit,
s’il vous plaît
.” Barnabas fluttered his long fingers at the two delicate pink silk Louis XIV chairs that sat regally before his ornately carved mahogany desk. When they were seated the vampire launched
into a breathy speech in his trademark poorly rendered French accent. “Do
pardon
my abruptness out there, but it’s been wretchedly stressful since I put up that new display. That is no excuse for
moi
rudeness, though. It is just such a shock—such a surprise.
Mon dieu!
Who would have imagined that such a magnificent discovery would have been made at my humble gallery? Oh! How rude of me. Introductions are in order. I am Barnabas Vlad, the proprietor of this humble
galerie d’art
.” He peered at Godiva for a moment, squinting his eyes so that his iridescent pink eye shadow creased unattractively. Then his expression cleared. “Ah,
oui oui oui
! I do know you. Are you not Godiva Tawdry, one of the Tawdry witches?”

Godiva looked pleased at her notoriety.
“Oui!
” she said. Now that she’d stopped crying she was able to appreciate the humor of the undead guy’s foppishly fake Frenchness.

He turned to Candice with a smile that showed way too many long, sharp teeth. “And you are our poetess! You look familiar to me,
madam
, but I’m sorry to say that I have misplaced your name.”

“I’m Candice Cox,” she said.

The vampire’s pleasant expression instantly changed to confusion. “
Mais non!
It is not possible!”

“Okay, this is really starting to piss me off. I wrote the poems a week or so ago for an online class I’m taking for my master’s. I can prove it. I turned them in last Friday. Now I
want to know how you got them, who this artist is who has illustrated them, and why you all”—here she paused to glare at Godiva—“think it’s so impossible that I wrote them. I may be a high school teacher, but I do have a brain!”

“
Madam!
I meant no disrespect.” The vampire definitely looked flustered. “It is just…” He dabbed at his upper lip with a lacy black hankie before going on. “Are you not the English teacher whose magic is nonmagic?”

“Yes,” Candice ground from between gritted teeth.

“Then that is why it is impossible that you have written the poems.”

“What the hell—” Candice sputtered and started to get up, but Godiva’s firm hand on her arm stopped her.

“Candice,” Godiva said. “The poems have magic.”

“Exactement!”
Barnabas said, clearly relieved that Godiva had stepped in.

“Magic? But how? I don’t understand,” Candice said.

“You saw the people. Your poems made them cry. They made
me
cry. When I looked at the paintings and then read your words, I thought my heart would break with sadness. It was awful—and wonderful.” Godiva teared up again just thinking about it.

“That is how everyone has been reacting,” Barnabas said. “Since I put them on display this morning. Weeping and blubbering, blubbering and weeping.”

“But where did you get them?” Candice felt as if she’d
just gotten off a Tilt-a-Whirl and couldn’t quite get her bearings.

“They were in a plain brown package I found by the rear door to the gallery this morning. I opened it, and my heart began to break.
Naturellement
I instantly put them on display.”

“So who left the package?”

He shrugged. “It did not say. There was only this note in the package.”

Candice snatched the paper from his expensively gloved fingers. Typed on a plain white piece of regular computer paper it said:

“But there’s no signature or anything,” Candice said.

“Artists.” Barnabas sighed and rolled his eyes.

“Okay, none of this makes any sense. The artist seems to know who I am, but I have no idea who this person is, how he or she got my poems. I mean, I just wrote them for the online class. I typed them into the computer, attached them to my e-mail, and sent them to the creative writing professor. Then I put the originals into a file labeled with the proper class. I suppose someone at the university could have gotten to them. The only other copies were blown away one day in a freak wind-storm.”

Godiva shifted guiltily in her chair.

Candice shot her a narrowed look. “What do you know about this, Godiva Tawdry?”

“Nothing!” she said quickly.

“So you did not print them in such lovely calligraphy?” Barnabas asked.

“No! Not even my handwritten copies looked anything like those.” Candice got up and marched to the front window. She yanked both framed poems from the easels on which they were displayed. As an afterthought she made little shooing motions at the gawking, crying people. Then she hurried back to Barnabas’s office.

“Let me see them,” Godiva said. Candice gave them to her and the witch studied the poems. “This is hand-lettered with a calligraphy quill—nothing computer-generated about it.” She kept staring at the poetry, and suddenly her eyes widened. “It’s not working!”

“What?” Candice asked.

“The magic. I’m not feeling anything.” She looked apologetically at her friend as she handed the poems back. “They’re perfectly lovely poems, but I’m not crying.”

“So the magic’s gone?” She should have known it. No way would she really have magic. She glanced at Barnabas. The vampire looked stricken.

“Wait. I have an idea,” Godiva said. Flouncing herself over to the window, she grabbed one of the paintings, noting that all
the criers had dried up and drifted away. She returned with the picture. “I need the poem that goes with this one.”

Candice looked at the green-eyed woman in the cave of ice, and was in the process of handing the free verse poem to her friend when she gasped and stared at the painting.

“The eyes! I knew there was something about them. She has my eyes.”

Barnabas looked from the painting to the teacher. “
Mon dieu!
You are right,
madam
.”

“The other one has your hair,” Godiva said.

“Holy shit,” Candice said.

“Give me the poem.”

Candice let Godiva take it out of her numb fingers. The witch held the poem up beside the picture. Almost immediately the vampire started to sniffle. Through his tears he said rapturously, “It has returned! The magic has returned!”