AFTER (14 page)

"You l-l-leave her alone, F-Fido!" stuttered a stubby clown with bloody teardrops tattooed down his cheeks. "We've got first d-dibs on her! You'll get your d-d-doggie treat later."

The Hound leered at him with contempt. "Ain't you ever heard of 'Finders keepers, losers wee –"

Before the Hound could finish his sentence, Scott acted. He stood and brought the heavy blade of the Bowie down on the base of the tracker's manhood. The edge was razor sharp. It cleaved flesh and muscle cleanly in half. The sock puppet fell to the scorched earth beneath a seesaw. It lay there for a moment, twitching, then deflated and grew still.

The Hound wheezed soundlessly for a long moment. Then he found his voice and shrieked at the top of his lungs. Blood jetted from the wound in his groin as he released his hold on Heather's hair. It was then that the seven-year-old acted. She reached over her shoulder into the pink backpack and took something from beneath the flap. Raising it, she centered the sights and put a 9mm slug squarely between Hound's eyes.

Scott watched as the man dropped to the ground and lay there, dead. Surprised, he looked over to see Heather holding a
Glock
semi-auto pistol in her slender hand.

"My dad gave it to me for my birthday," she explained.

Scott was impressed. "Cool."

"You better hope to hell you didn't kill Fido," yelled
Gacy
as the
Clownies
advanced toward them slowly. "I paid top-dollar for that freak."

Only fifty feet remained between the gang of clowns and the two children.

"What are we going to do?" asked Heather, her voice shrill with panic.

"I don't know," admitted Scott. His heart hammered in his chest. "Can you shoot 'em with that thing?"

"I've only got two more rounds in the clip," she told him sadly. "I could try for ol' fatso there, but I've really got a lousy aim." She looked at the naked man who lay face down on the ground between her and Scott. "Except if I'm really close up."

"Get ready, kiddies!" called
Gacy
. His mean eyes twinkled in the moonlight. "It's almost party time."

Then, when they were certain there was absolutely no escape, they heard it.

The sound of music… coming from the far side of the elementary school.

It was the peppy sound of a calliope. Like the kind you hear on a carnival midway… or from the speakers of an ice cream truck.

"It's
him
!" said Heather.

Scott nodded, searching the darkness beyond the advancing band of sadistic clowns. "The Popsicle Man."

The sound of the calliope grew steadily closer.

Gacy
glanced over his shoulders with irritation. "Step up the pace, boys. Let's get this show on the road."

The stubby clown with the bloody tears spoke up. "B-B-but, what
ab
-b-bout…"

"Don't worry about that son-of-a-bitch!" snapped
Gacy
. "We can handle him."

Scott watched anxiously as the
Clownies
began to spread out, making their way through the blackened metropolis of the abandoned playground. "Come on, man," he hissed beneath his breath. "Come on!"

He looked over at Heather, expecting to find her eyes tearful and full of terror. Instead, a tiny smile crossed her face. "There he is."

The music of the calliope grew louder and, suddenly, around the corner of the school building, appeared a vehicle. It was a panel truck circa 1950, immaculate white with rounded fenders and gleaming chrome bumpers. A brass loudspeaker atop the cab spouted that happy circus tune, which was so very out of place considering the surroundings and the grim situation that was about to take place. On the sides of the truck's box-like body were colorful pictures of the ice cream treats it had once offered: Orange Push-Ups, Eskimo Pies, Blue Boys, and Nutty Buddies.

The
Clownies
turned as the panel truck came to a screeching halt at the edge of the playground. They regarded the vehicle uneasily as it sat there and idled for a long moment. Then the engine grew silent, as well as the loudspeaker on top of the cab.

"M-m-maybe we
outta
get the h-h-hell
outta
here," suggested Teardrops.

"Shut up and deal with it!" growled
Gacy
. He had other, more pressing matters on his mind. "It's gonna happen tonight, Scotty. You're gonna
know
me, boy. Inside and out."

Scott and Heather watched the ice cream truck, which simply sat there… silent, unmoving. Like the
Clownies
, they tried to see inside the cab, but the windows were so darkly tinted that they could discern absolutely nothing.

"Where is he?" asked the girl. "Why doesn't he do something?"

"Don't worry," assured Scott. "He will."

"Take care of the Bad Humor Man,"
Gacy
called to his troops. "I'm going to finish up my business with little Scotty here." He took a
Ruger
.22 pistol from beneath his multi-colored raincoat and started toward the seesaws.

"You heard the boss," said a tall clown dressed like a scarecrow. He drew a machete from beneath his coat. "Let's end it for this bastard."

A couple of
Clownies
followed him, but the majority stayed put, afraid to advance on the ice cream truck.

Then, abruptly, it happened. The side panel of the truck swung downward and the driver walked down the ramp. The clowns stopped in their tracks and stared at the avenging angel that stood before them.

He was man of medium height and build, dressed from head to toe in a snow white uniform, including a cap with a shiny black bill. The outfit reminded Scott of an old Texaco magazine advertisement his dad had framed in his garage: cheerful gas station attendants from the forties or fifties. SERVICE WITH A SMILE the slogan had read.

The Popsicle Man had a black belt around his waist with a chrome coin changer at one hip and a leather pouch at the other. Upon his back were strapped a couple of shiny chrome tanks. Connected to the reservoirs was a black rubber hose with a long nozzle on the end… one that looked like a pressure washer from a self-service car wash.

But it was his face that was the most unnerving. Even from a distance it was peculiar. Eternally smiling and strangely shiny in the pale glow of the moon.

"I d-don't like this," muttered Teardrops. "Remember what he did to the Jolly
Jackers
? Turned 'em all into a b-bunch of freaking s-s-statues!"

"Stop your whining, bro!" snapped Scarecrow. He hefted the weight of the machete in his dark hand. "This dude ain't so tough. I'm gonna chop his damn arms off, then give him the ol'
Fudgesicle
up his lily-white ass."

Scarecrow started forward, but the others remained rooted to the spot. The sheer
brilliance
of their adversary was unsettling in itself. Not a speck of ash or soot tarnished his clean, white uniform.

"I got a big treat for you, ice cream boy."

"So do I," said the Popsicle Man. "Come and get it."

The clown raised his machete overhead and charged, releasing a war-cry as he went. The Popsicle Man waited calmly, patiently. Then when Scarecrow was no more than twelve feet away, he lifted his nozzle and fired.

A dense cloud of liquid Freon engulfed the man. Scarecrow advanced a couple more steps, then his muscles began to seize up and he stood frozen in his tracks. A wet gurgle echoed from his windpipe and his eyes twitched for a brief moment. Then he grew rigidly still and silent… and remained that way.

"S-s-s-shit!!" shrieked Teardrops. He turned to run. Most of the others did the same. Those who were stunned into immobility soon found themselves that way forever as the man in the crisp white uniform squeezed the trigger and swept the nozzle of his gun back and forth.

A broad wave of icy mist rolled toward them. Many of them were certain that they could outrun it, but they were mistaken. A gust of wind blew in from the east, pushing the Freon toward them swiftly, coating their flesh and invading their lungs. When it finally dissipated, the clowns stood anchored to the ground in pools of ice, unable to move or breath.

While the one-sided battle was taking place,
Gacy
stalked his own prey. "I'm coming to get you, Scotty!" he yelled, holding the
Ruger
in his right hand.

"I don't think so!" said Heather. She stood up, aimed the
Glock
, and squeezed off a single shot.

"
Unngh
!" grunted
Gacy
. He spun a couple of times, then fell to the ground on his back.

"Well," said Scott, surprised. "That was easy enough."

Heather frowned and looked at the gun in her hand. "Yeah… almost too easy."

"Kids!" called a voice from the far side of the playground. The Popsicle Man started across the scorched earth toward them. He accidentally bumped a frozen
Clownie
with the long barrel of his ice gun, breaking his arm off at the elbow.

Eagerly, the two went to meet him. Heather was faster than Scott and soon found herself circling the dead clown named
Gacy
. She paused for a moment to take a look at him close up. Beneath his white makeup she could make out his true face: middle-aged with enlarged pores and a flabby set of double chins. Lice and roaches scurried through the matted curls of his rainbow-colored wig.

She was about to move on, when
Gacy's
eyes suddenly popped open.
 

"Missed me," he said.

As she turned to run, he swept her legs out from beneath her with a well-placed kick. The girl lost her breath as she landed hard on her back. The
Glock
spun from her hand, disappearing into the darkness.

Before Scott knew what was happening,
Gacy
was on his feet. With a speed uncharacteristic of his bulk, the
Clownie
was swiftly upon him. Scott tried to lash out with the Bowie, but
Gacy
laid the barrel of the
Ruger
across his wrist with a brittle
crack
! Scott gasped as a burning pain shot up his arm and the big knife fell from his tingling fingers. Then
Gacy
was behind him, one meaty arm around his throat and the other behind him, jabbing the muzzle of the .22 pistol against his spine. He stank of sweat and dried semen.

"Please… stop!" gasped the boy, doing exactly what he had warned Heather
not
to do.

Gacy
laughed. "No, Scotty… the right word is
start."

The Popsicle man walked toward them, still smiling cheerfully.
Why is he so
dadblamed
happy?
wondered the boy.
Can't he see what's happening?

"Stay back!" warned
Gacy
. "You can have the girl. I don't give a damn about her. It's the boy I want."

The Popsicle Man took a couple more steps.

"Stop right there, asshole, or I'll blow this kid's backbone into splinters!"

The man in the white uniform stopped. He simply stood there, staring and smiling.

"Drop that thing you're holding… NOW! Then raise your hands where I can keep an eye on 'em!"

The Popsicle Man hesitated, then tossed the ice gun to the ground.
 

Slowly, he raised his white-gloved hands, until the fingertips nearly brushed the shiny black bill of his cap.

Gacy
chuckled. He leaned inward and ran a hot, wet tongue around the curve of Scott's ear, causing the twelve-year-old to shudder in revulsion. "I'm gonna split you apart, boy," he promised in a whisper.

Scott felt faint, like he was about to pass out. He stared at the Popsicle Man, eyes resentful. The man smiled at the clown and his hostage almost gleefully.
What's the matter with him?
he thought.
Is he crazy like everybody
says?

Then he noticed that the Popsicle Man wasn't simply standing there. The fingertips of his right hand grasped something at the brim of his cap, pulling a long, pale object hidden from within. Before either Scott or
Gacy
knew what was happening, his arm swung wide and his hand flashed forward.

Something spun past Scott's face and, abruptly, the
Clownie's
grasp on his throat loosened. He leapt away from
Gacy
as his captor began to shriek shrilly. As he fell to the ground, Scott looked up to see that a Popsicle stick – sharpened to a wicked point at one end – had impaled the clown's left eye.

The pain was so intense that
Gacy
dropped his gun. Screaming, he sank to his knees. The clown wailed loudly and his hands rose to the heavens, as if pleading to God to intervene. He didn't.

"Get back, son," the Popsicle Man told him. He bent down and retrieved his spray gun.

Scott got to his feet and joined Heather a few yards away. Together, the children watched as the Popsicle Man did his thing, firing his gun and engulfing
Gacy
in a cloud of liquid fluorine. The
Clownie's
screams choked off in mid-shriek and he grew silent. Soon, the icy cloud had faded and