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Authors: Chester Himes

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“I’ll go first,” he said.

He got out and crossed the sidewalk, side-stepped two men and a woman and tried the handle to the door.

The two colored men closed in behind him.

The handle turned; the door opened.

“He made it easy for us,” the white man said, and started up the stairs, keeping close to the edges and walking on the balls of his feet.

The colored men followed.

“Lock the door behind you,” the white man whispered over his shoulder.

Chapter 18.

Grave Digger and Coffin Ed sat in the car with the lights off on 19th Street, and waited. The motor was idling and the windshield wipers working.

Snow drifted down. The superintendents of the swank high-rent apartment houses flanking the private residences had their helpers out cleaning the sidewalks. Snowplows had already passed. The streets in this neighborhood were kept clean.

“I got a feeling we’re missing something,” Grave Digger lisped.

“Me, too,” Coffin Ed agreed. “But we got to have somewhere to start.”

“Maybe the sailor boy will hit it.”

Coffin Ed looked at his watch.

“It’s a quarter past seven. He’s had ten minutes. If he hasn’t hit it by now, he ain’t never going to hit it.”

“Blow for him then.”

Coffin Ed touched the horn, giving the prearranged signal. They watched in the rear-view mirrors.

Roman came out. Someone stood out of sight in the open door, watching him. He put his hat on the back of his head and started along the street.

When he came level, Grave Digger reached back, opened the door and said, “Get in.”

A head came out of the open door, peered briefly and then withdrew. The door closed.

“What did you make out of it?” Coffin Ed asked.

“Whew!” Roman blew. A film of sweat shone on his smooth tan skin. “Nobody knew Mister Baron,” he said. “Leastwise they all said they didn’t.” He blew again. “Jesus Godamighty!” he exclaimed. “Them people! And they’s rich. And educated, too!”

“They knocked you out, eh?” Coffin Ed said absently.

He and Grave Digger stared at one another.

“We’d better stop by the hospital again,” Coffin Ed suggested. He sounded dispirited and perplexed.

“We’re losing time,” Grave Digger said. “We had better phone.”

Coffin Ed drove around Gramercy Square and stopped in front of a quiet, discreet-looking bar on Lexington. He got out and went inside.

Well-dressed white people were drinking aperitifs in a dim-lighted atmosphere of gold-lined wickedness. Coffin Ed fitted like Father Divine in the Vatican. He didn’t let it bother him.

The bartender informed him with a blank face that they didn’t have a phone. Bar customers on high stools looked at him covertly.

Coffin Ed flashed his shield. “Do that once more and you’re out of business,” he said.

Without a change of expression the bartender said, “In the rear to the right.”

Coffin Ed restrained the impulse to yank him over the bar and hurried back to the telephone booth. A man was coming out; one was waiting to enter. Coffin Ed flashed his shield again and claimed priority.

He got the reception desk at the hospital.

“Mister Holmes is resting and cannot be disturbed,” the cool voice said with a positive accent.

“This is Precinct Detective Edward Johnson on a matter of police business of an urgent nature,” Coffin Ed said.

“I’ll switch you to the supervisor,” the reception nurse said.

The supervising nurse was patient and polite. She said that Mr. Holmes was not feeling well and could not for any reason be disturbed at that time; he had postponed his scheduled press conference until ten o’clock, and the doctor had given him a sedative.

“I can’t say that I believe it, but what can I do?” Coffin, Ed said angrily.

“Precisely,” the supervisor said and hung up.

He phoned Casper’s house. Mrs. Holmes answered. He identified himself. She waited.

“Have you been in contact with Casper?” he asked.

“Yes.”

“When?”

“He telephoned this afternoon.”

“Not during the past hour?”

“No.”

“Might I ask when he is expected home?”

“He said that he will come home Tuesday evening—if there are no complications.”

He thanked her, hung up and went back to the car.

“I don’t like this,” Grave Digger said.

Coffin Ed drove up Lexington Avenue, going fast, and turned over to Park Avenue at 35th Street, where the traffic moved faster. He skirted Grand Central Station on the upper ramp, skidding on the sharp corners and causing taxi drivers to shout at him.

“If I know Casper he’d get the hell out of that hospital as soon as he could,” he half muttered as he accelerated up the slope toward 50th Street.

“Unless he’s hiding,” Grave Digger offered.

From the back seat Roman said, “If you-all are talking about Mister Holmes, he done already left the hospital.”

The car slewed about and just missed a Lincoln limousine highballing in the middle lane. Coffin Ed pulled over to the curb, easing between two fast-moving cars, and parked at the corner of 51st Street He joined Grave Digger in staring at Roman.

“Leastwise, that’s what them people were saying in that house back there,” Roman added defensively. “He’d phoned one of ’em from the hospital and said he’d be home by eight o’clock—one named Johnny.”

“It’s thirteen minutes to eight now,” Coffin Ed said, looking at his watch. “I’d like to have that supervisor—”

“He fixed her; you know Casper,” Grave Digger said absently.

They were both thinking hard.

“If you were Casper and you wanted to slip out, how would you do it?” Grave Digger asked.

“I ain’t Casper, but I’d hire an ambulance.”

“That’s too obvious. The joint is crawling with newsmen, and, if anybody was laying for him, they’d spot it too.”

“A hearse,” Coffin Ed suggested. “As many people as die in that hospital—”

“Clay!” Grave Digger said, cutting him off.

He looked about; the street was flanked with new skyscraper office buildings and a few remaining impregnable apartment houses.

“We got to get to a phone,” he said, then added on sudden thought, “Drive over to the Seventeenth.”

The 17th Precinct was on 51st Street, between Lexington and Third Avenues. They were there in two minutes.

Coffin Ed telephoned Clay with Grave Digger standing by. They had left Roman handcuffed in the car.

“Clay’s burial home,” came the old man’s querulous voice.

“Clay. Ed Johnson and Digger Jones this end. Did you send a hearse to take Casper home?”

“I’m getting sick and tired of everybody wanting to guard the hearse I sent for Casper,” the old man said tartly. “He already had Joe Green’s boys—as if he couldn’t take care of himself, mean as he is. And besides which he wanted it kept quiet. Then the Pinkertons sent men up—”

“What? The Pinkerton Agency?”

“That’s what they told me. That they were sending three men on orders from—”

“Jesus Christ!” Coffin Ed said, breaking the connection. “Get the Pinkerton Detective Agency,” he asked the switchboard operator.

When he had finished talking, he and Grave Digger looked at one another with as much fear in their eyes as either had ever seen.

“They no doubt got him by now—but why?” Coffin Ed said.

“That ain’t the question now,” Grave Digger lisped. “It’s where?”

“There’s got to be a tie-in,” Coffin Ed said. “We’ve just missed it is all.”

“We got one more card that we can play; we can make like we’re a joker called Bernard Kaufman.”

“We’d need to know his straight moniker.”

“Makes no difference; we can play that one, since it’s all we got to play,” Grave Digger argued, “it might flush Baron into the open.”

Coffin Ed began getting the idea. “You know, it might work at that,” he conceded. “But we’re going to need Roman’s girl friend.”

“Let’s go get her, and let’s hurry. We’ve just about ran out of time.”

They went outside to their car and braced Roman.

“We’re going to set a trap for Baron, son, and we’re going to need your African queen to identify him,” Coffin Ed said.

“I can’t do that,” Roman said. “You-all don’t need her.”

“We want you both, and there isn’t any time to argue about it. A man’s life might depend on this, a big man’s life, an important man to us colored people any way you look at it—the way things are set up. If you help us now, we’ll help you later. But if you don’t we’ll crucify you. Have you ever been cold?”

“Yes, sir, lots of times.”

“But not as cold as we’ll make you. We’ll take you over to the river, handcuff your feet together, and let you hang in the water with all that snow they’re dumping from the bridges.”

Roman began to shiver just thinking about it.

Afterwards Coffin Ed admitted it might only have worked on an Alabama boy.

“If I tell you where she’s at, you won’t arrest her, will you?” Roman begged. “She ain’t done nothing.”

“If she helps us catch Baron, we’ll decorate her,” Coffin Ed promised.

They stood in the deserted office of the boathouse beside the lagoon, across from the apartment house in which Casper Holmes lived, using the telephone.

It was cold and damp; an inch-thick coating of ice covered the floor.

Coffin Ed was on the telephone, talking through the fine-tooth end of a gutta-percha comb held tight against the mouthpiece.

“This Bernie,” he said. “Just listen, don’t talk. There’s a police tap on your line. Have Baron get in touch with me immediately.”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” a voice said coldly at the other end of the wire.

He hung up.

Grave Digger looked a question.

He shrugged.

Roman and Sassafras, standing to one side and handcuffed together, stared at him as though he had taken leave of his senses.

“If you is trying to imitate the Mister Bernard Kaufman, who stamped that bill of sale Mister Baron gave to Roman, you don’t sound nothing’ like him,” Sassafras said scornfully,

But the detectives had considered this.

“Well, let’s go see if it works,” Grave Digger lisped.

They took the handcuffed couple outside and crossed the sidewalk to Coffin Ed’s Plymouth.

It was parked between two snow-covered cars of indistinguishable make, directly across 110th Street from the entrance to Casper’s apartment house. Nothing about it indicated a police car.

Coffin Ed unlocked it, got in and started the motor and the windshield wipers. Grave Digger got into the front beside him; Roman and Sassafras piled into the back. Roman was still wearing his sailor suit; Sassafras wore the same ensemble she had the day before, with the exception of the red knitted cap, which she had exchanged for a green one.

Passing pedestrians, half-blinded by the snow, paid them no attention.

Sassafras leaned close to Roman and whispered conspiratorially, “I ain’t heard yet from my friend.”

She had been in hiding all day and hadn’t learned that her friend with the experience had finally lost his head.

“But as soon as I do—”

“Hush your mouth!” Roman said tensely. “You ain’t going to.”

“Well, I like that!” she exclaimed indignantly and withdrew to the other side.

The Plymouth was pointed toward Fifth Avenue, which bounds Central Park on the east. All Fifth Avenue buses going north turned the corner into 110th Street and branched out toward their various destinations further on. The line’s control office, where the schedules were checked and the personnel changed, was directly around the corner on the north side of 110th Street. Adjacent was a bar, facing the circular square, it contained the nearest public telephone.

Coffin Ed turned about on his seat and said, “Listen, we want you to watch the door across the street. If you see anyone come out that you know—anyone at all—tell us who it is.”

“Yes, sir,” they replied in unison and stared across the street.

A short, fat man came from the apartment. He was wearing a blue chesterfield overcoat, white scarf and a black Homburg. Grave Digger looked from Roman to Sassafras. Neither showed any sign of recognition.

A middle-aged couple came out; a woman with a little girl went in; a tall man in a polo coat rushed out.

Leila Holmes came out. She was wearing dark slacks, black fur-lined boots and a flowing ranch-mink coat. A wheat-colored cashmere scarf was wrapped about her head.

She began walking hurriedly toward the corner of Fifth Avenue.

Coffin Ed pushed the button for
drive
and eased the Plymouth out into the traffic lane. He drove ahead of the hurrying woman on the other side of the street and slowed down.

A street lamp spilled a circle of white light on the white snow.

When Leila came into the circle of light, Sassafras exclaimed, “There’s Mister Baron!”

Roman stiffened, leaned forward peering; his eyes popped. “Where?”

“Across the street!” Sassafras cried in her high keeping voice. “In that fur coat! That’s him!”

“That’s a woman!” Roman shouted. “Has you gone crazy?”

“’Course he’s a woman.” Sassafras shrieked in an outraged voice. “I’d know that bitch anywhere.”

Coffin. Ed had already pulled ahead and was making a U-turn to head Leila off.

“Goddammit, girl, why didn’t you tell me!” Roman raved in a popeyed fury.

“You think I was going to tell you he was a woman?” Sassafras said triumphantly.

The Plymouth had drawn abreast of Leila. Grave Digger got out, stepped over the snowbank and passed between two parked cars. Leila didn’t see him until he took her by the arm.

Her face jerked up, tight with panic; her big brown eyes were pools of fear. Her smooth brown skin had turned powdery gray.

Then she recognized him. “Get your dirty hands off me, you stinking cop!” she screamed in a sudden rage and tried to jerk her arm free from his grip.

“Let’s get into the car,
Mister
Baron,” Grave Digger lisped in a cottony voice. “Or I’ll slap you down right here in the street.”

Blood surging to her face had given it the bright painted look of an Indian’s. Her eyes had slitted like a cat’s and glittered with animal fury. But she ceased to fight. She merely said in a strangled voice, “Play tough, buster; I’ll have Casper break you for this.”

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