Amber Brown Is Green with Envy (12 page)

Favorite color
: Purple.

Least favorite color
: Brussel sprout green.

Hobbies
: Collecting antique beaded bags, souvenir glasses from all the states and shoe things, shopping, talking on the phone, scrapbooking.

Favorite expressions
: “Does that outfit come in black?” “Yuck, spinach!” “Charge it.” “Are we there yet?”

Favorite things to do
: Being with friends, spending time with my niece and nephews, reading, watching TV shows where people redecorate each others’ homes (I would NEVER let anyone do that to my place but I love watching other people do it).

I love to pun.

I like chicken jokes. (Especially: Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.)

Odd facts
: I have a pepper grinder where the pepper comes out a pig’s nose and when the grinder is picked up, it plays “Arrivederci Roma.”

Things she’s not good at
: Singing in tune, cooking.

Future plans
: Organize my desk, organize my life, write!