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Authors: Russell Hoban

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Integral with the station entrance, the Temple Bar Restaurant was a haven for drinkers of coffee, perusers of newspapers, and those given to contemplation. ‘They mostly look like regulars,’ said Klein. ‘They can come into the Temple Bar Restaurant and say, “The usual.” Or maybe they just go in and sit down and it’s brought to them. Probably the regulars were here before the restaurant; they brought their coffee in thermos flasks and they read their newspapers leaning against a wall until the tables and chairs, the coffee urn and the steamed-up windows happened around them. This may be a demonstration of the anthropic principle.’

He mounted the steps to the street as men and women young and old, fast and slow, singly and in couples and groups, came down past him towards the station entrance. ‘Golden, golden,’ he said, ‘such a goldenness in the November afternoon sunlight!’ He crossed Temple Place with the low sun on the left side of his face, looked briefly up the long perspective of Arundel Street with its vanishing point somewhere beyond the Strand, and turned left with the sun in his eyes, his gaze following an adorable pair of legs moving briskly towards the Howard Hotel. ‘Don’t reify,’ he admonished himself, ‘but how can one not?’ The legs, diminishing rapidly, kept on straight ahead as he turned right into Surrey Street on the other side of which stood a King’s College building.

He moved slowly uphill, keeping to the right-hand pavement. About halfway up he came to broad steps on
which sat some young men smoking and chatting, wide glass doors behind them at the top of the steps. ‘Excuse me,’ he said to the nearest one, ‘what building is this?’

‘Arthur Andersen.’ Being helpful to the little old tourist, he added, ‘Over there across the street are the Roman baths.’

‘Thank you,’ said Klein. Opposite was a long tall cocoa-coloured Victorian edifice making its way up the street in reiterated gables, balconies, balusters, pilasters, Tudor-arched windows, cornices, and various ornamented outcrops and escarpments. Klein saw a sign, SURREY STEPS, and a dark archway beyond.

He continued up Surrey Street, the long cocoa-coloured succession continuing with him. On a portico he saw, in raised letters, Norfolk Hotel. Signs in three of the ground-floor windows said that the sometime hotel was now devoted to War Studies in London. He crossed to that side and walked back down to Surrey Steps and the dark archway where a sign guided him to the Roman baths. He went down the steps and found himself in a little alley facing a wall that said WARNING! HAZCHEM.

‘HAZCHEM,’ he said, putting a Hebraic spin on it. He went back to the other side of Surrey Street and up to the Strand where he watched a 91 doubledecker, magisterial in its redness, westering with the lesser traffic. He looked eastward to the spire of St Clement Danes sharp against the autumnal afternoon, westward to the church of St Mary-le-Strand in the valedictory gold of the declining sun.
‘De Schimmel,’
he said as a remembered image surfaced.
‘The Grey.’
It was a picture he’d seen at the Rijksmuseum in Amsterdam, by the seventeenth-century Dutch painter Philips Wouverman. In the foreground was a path ascending a hill with a background of cloudy sky. A
rider had dismounted and was holding the reins of his horse while he peered past a gnarled tree-trunk that ended eight or nine feet from the ground. Bare shoots grew out of this tall stump that stood at the left-hand edge of the picture; what the rider was looking at could not be seen. On the right-hand side were visible the head and shoulders of a second man coming up the curving path behind the rider. ‘That second man,’ said Klein, ‘is he mounted or on foot? Has the man with the horse seen him? What’s that one looking at beyond the edge of the picture? I’m not sure he should have got off his horse.’

‘What horse?’ said a man who now stood facing him and breathing alcoholic fumes on him. He was tall and shabby with a peaked cap at the top of him; he was dirty and long unshaven, looked as if he’d been sleeping rough.

‘Sorry,’ said Klein, ‘I was just talking to myself.’

‘What’s the name of that horse?’

‘De Schimmel.’

‘Pah! No good.’ He wagged a dirty finger. ‘Don’t put your money on De Schimmel.’

‘Why not?’

‘Never bet on a Jewish horse.’

‘Why not?’

‘They think too much.’

‘How do you know De Schimmel’s Jewish?’

‘Because he thinks too much. At the off he’ll be thinking how to invest his winnings while the other horses are already out of the gate and halfway round the track. You Jewish?’

‘What’s it to you?’

‘You are – I can tell. So was Jesus, and look what happened to him. Can you spare ten quid or so? I need to get drunk.’

‘No.’

‘Give me the money you were going to put on De Schimmel.’

‘I wasn’t going to put any money on him.’

‘Won’t even back one of your own! Pah! Bad cess to you.’ He lurched away.

‘“Bad cess”!’ said Klein. ‘I’ve only ever read that – I didn’t think anyone said it any more.’

It was a little after four when he turned and went back down Surrey Street towards Temple Place and the river, towards the glittering sunpoints and the boats moving and still. He was walking on the Norfolk Hotel side, and when he reached Temple Place he saw, in the middle distance to his right, Waterloo Bridge between him and the setting sun. ‘There was a time,’ he said, ‘when there was no bridge. There was a time when there was nothing except the river.’

On his way along Temple Place to the tube station he paused at the Victoria Embankment Gardens sign and went up the steps to the paved and balustraded area overlooking the river. He’d never been there before. To the right and left below him were the trees that had not been visible from Temple Place. There was a man sitting on one of the benches, no one else. ‘They’re going to refurbish this and make it a tourist attraction,’ he told Klein, ‘with a fountain in the centre, I believe.’

‘Tables and chairs and umbrellas?’ said Klein.

‘Probably.’

‘That’s too bad, really.’

‘It is. This is a quiet place – the way it is now it’s nice to come here and sit for a while.’

‘Most changes are for the worse.’

‘I think you’re right.’

Klein went to the balustrade and looked out over the Embankment where the early rush-hour traffic east and west made a continuous blur of noise in which the white eyes of headlamps and the red eyes of taillamps came and went. Still gold and silver under the darkening sky, the river was garlanded with lights on both sides. On the water bright pleasure boats with their music and working craft without moved up and downriver, the beat of their engines calling to the shorebound. ‘So elegiac,’ said Klein, ‘so full of departure and farewell. Shining waters hung with lamps; gold and silver on the river and a goodbye look.’

At the station he went into the Temple Bar Restaurant for coffee and a bun. He sat there for a while, whispering his thoughts with his hand over his mouth. Then he went out, walked past those waiting to meet someone, past the
Big Issue
man to the edge of the traffic on the Embankment. Across the river the word OXO, spelled vertically on the side of a building, glowed palindromically in red neon. ‘Yes,’ he said, ‘I know.’

In the station a black cleaning woman wearing an orange London Transport hi-vi vest was singing to herself. It sounded like a Bach cantata. ‘There you have it,’ said Klein, and went home.

18
Halcyon Days

‘It was a two-masted schooner being built in a back yard,’ said Klein to himself, ‘close by the railroad station at Ambler. Not all that big – I think it was only thirty-six feet. I passed it every day when I was commuting to art school in Philadelphia. I kept wondering about it until one day on the way home I got off the train and introduced myself to the man who was building it: Harley Davidson, his name was – no relation to the motorbike. He seemed old to me at the time; I suppose he might have been between fifty and sixty, a freelance inventor who used safety pins where he lacked buttons and kept his trousers up with a piece of string. The name of the boat was
Halcyon Days
and Davidson and his son were building it from the William Hand
Tornado
design. They intended to sail around the world. That was back in ‘41 or ‘42. When I was drafted in 1943 the
Halcyon Days
was still up on stocks in the Davidson back yard. When I got out of the army in 1945 I went to New York and never saw the boat again. I wonder if they ever made the trip. Davidson showed Jim and me the moon through his telescope one evening; it looked like a mouldy orange.’

For his meeting with Angelica Klein put some necessaries in a shoulder bag: M.R. James to re-read on the
Underground; reading glasses; hearing glasses (a microphone in each ear-piece); notebook and spare pen; sugar cubes in case of a hypoglycaemic reaction; glyceryl trinitrate for angina; tissues; Sony microcassette with spare batteries and cassette; Olympus point-and-shoot loaded with Fuji 1600; Swiss Army knife; Mini-Mag torch. ‘Why the torch?’ Klein asked himself.

Monday evening, 21.00: on the platform at Fulham Broadway the yellow light was sickly. Five or six people murmured or shouted into their mobile phones; others embraced what silence remained. The wincing of the rails announced the arrival of a Tower Hill train and when the doors opened the platform emptied into the carriages. When he sat down Klein wrote in his notebook, ‘This seems a very tired train, worn out after a hard rush hour. The aisles are choked with crumpled newspapers; there’s barely enough open space for the beer and soft-drink empties to roll around in. Twenty-three people in this carriage: twenty-three Its or just one It for the lot. No, there has to be one for each person, otherwise there’d be Itlock. Twenty-two inner voices, all of them presumably saying different things. Twenty-three destinies, coiled like intestines in each of us? Or not. Twenty-three continua to where?’

He opened
The Collected Ghost Stories of M.R. James
and began ‘Casting the Runes’, covering his mouth as he murmured, unavoidably, the words. He’d reached the part where Mr Dunning saw, on the tram-car window, the message: ‘In memory of John Harrington, F.S.A., of The Laurels, Ashbrooke. Died Sept. 18th, 1889. Three months were allowed’ when, TEMPLE! said the sign in a Dalek voice as that station appeared.

‘All right,’ said Klein. ‘No need to shout. I’m coming.’
The woman next to him looked up, then returned to her
Evening Standard
as he left the carriage and went slowly up the stairs.

The turnstiles were deserted, the station desolate. Beyond the exit the newsstand, the fruit and veg, and the flowers were gone into empty darkness. The warmth and light of the Temple Bar Restaurant had withdrawn from that venue like a soul from the body. On the Embankment the cars hissed and hummed east and west without pause. Across the river the OXO sign repeated its neon mantra upwards and downwards. The silence that hid under the voices, the footsteps, and the sounds of the day’s activity now showed itself alert and waiting, listening between the boats on the river and the cars on the Embankment.

Klein went up the steps to Temple Place, crossed to the other side, turned left, walked past the beckoning lamps of the Howard Hotel to Surrey Street, turned right, and went to the steps of the Arthur Andersen building where people were still going in and out of the brightly lit glass doors.

He looked at his watch: ten past ten. ‘Harold’s Monday Night,’ he said, ‘and no rain.’ He looked at the SURREY STEPS sign and the dark archway that led to the Roman baths. ‘HAZCHEM,’ he said.

Business types came down the Arthur Andersen steps and went their various ways. Klein waited. ‘Is this wise?’ he asked himself quietly. Again he saw
De Schimmel,
worried about the dismounted rider. ‘Why did he get off his horse?’ he said. ‘What does he see out there beyond the edge of the picture?’

At quarter past ten a white van came down from the Strand and stopped beside him. The rear doors opened and a male voice said, ‘Hey, Ruggiero.’

Klein couldn’t see the driver, saw only the black man
standing in the open doors. He looked athletic, was wearing a Nike shell suit and trainers.

Klein took the microcassette recorder out of the shoulder bag, started it, and put it in an upper pocket of his jacket. ‘Where’s Angelica?’ he said.

‘She’s in a meeting but I’ll be looking after you. I’m Leslie.’ Klein recognised him as the male lead in ‘Monica’s Monday Night’. Leslie took his arm and helped him into the van. As he closed the doors the interior was suddenly brilliantly lit. Klein saw the mattress on which Monica had done her stint. The lights looked professional and there was a videocamera on a tripod.

‘Your mobile studio,’ he said as the van moved out.

‘That’s it,’ said Leslie. ‘There’s been some great footage shot in here.’

‘You take pride in your work, do you?’

‘Well, the Good Lord gave me something to be proud of and there’s no point in hiding it under a bushel.’

‘Especially when there are so many more interesting hiding places, right?’

‘Right, Grandad. Would you say that somewhere in you there’s an old lady trying to get out?’

Klein had a mental picture of what the Good Lord had given Leslie and Leslie had given Monica. His left arm was feeling somewhat leaden and his heart seemed to be clutched by a heavy fist. ‘I’d say that somewhere in me there’s a dead man trying to get out.’ He reached for the glyceryl trinitrate and gave himself a double spray under the tongue.

‘Freshening your breath for the love scenes?’ said Leslie.

‘What love scenes?’

Leslie took off the bottom of the shell suit to reveal his bulging Y-fronts. ‘One thing kind of leads to another,
Grandad. We can do this in easy stages. Take out your dentures and let’s get started.’

‘You’re going to do to me what you did to Monica?’

‘You got it.’

‘I have to say that I’m curious: how can you find me attractive enough to get it up?’

‘It’s all in the mind. I don’t want to talk about it.’

‘Why not?’

‘Once you start talking about it you could lose it.’

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