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Authors: Charlie Human
This arrangement mollifies my parents but it’s still weeks before I’m allowed to leave the house without supervision. My first excursion is to the beach. I trudge down the stairs to Clifton Second Beach, my flip-flops slapping the concrete in an irregular rhythm.
I push my sunglasses down onto my nose as I reach the soft white sand and scan the area, finding a familiar figure standing at the water’s edge. He’s wearing his army boots and trench coat with silk cartoon boxers and no shirt underneath.
‘All right, sparky?’ he asks.
I nod. ‘You?’
He opens his trench coat to show me the empty scabbard.
‘You’ll find another gun, Ronin.’
‘It won’t be the same,’ he sniffs and lifts his hip flask to his lips. ‘I’m seeing more of Sue though,’ he says. ‘We’re trying to work things out.’ I think of Ronin and Sue together and wonder how much of ‘working things out’ involves knife-fighting and full-contact kick-boxing.
‘Maybe she’ll give you Warchild back,’ I say brightly.
‘Yeah and maybe she’ll give me her heart and lungs too,’ he says with a snort.
He hands me the hip flask and I take a sip of the burning liquid.
‘I was expelled from school,’ I say.
He nods. ‘I heard. But, hey, I don’t have a high-school education.’
‘Yeah, and look how you ended up,’ I say.
‘True,’ he says with a grin.
‘Tone got me into Hexpoort,’ I say.
He whistles through his teeth. ‘My old alma mater,’ he says. ‘You’re going to be getting some pretty gnarly education, sparky.’
‘Awesome,’ I say with a sigh. I miss my life already. Zikhona and the Inhalant Kid are trying their best to fit back into normal school life. It’s difficult. The Spider gave power and authority. Now they have to get people to like them. Kyle is managing OK although I think he’s a little depressed. He still thinks I made a big mistake and that we could have dodged the bullet. But he’s coming to terms with it slowly. I miss them and I miss dealing porn. It wasn’t so much the money as the sweaty, eager faces clamouring for the next hit. I know it wasn’t exactly noble. But it was fun and I was good at it. Sometimes it seems like that should be enough.
‘You’ll find your way, sparky,’ Ronin says. ‘We all do eventually. And after you’re done, you can work with me. We could be like Batman and Robin.’
‘You want me to dress up in tights, old man?’ I say.
‘Dress however you want,’ he says with a grin. ‘Just remember that I’m the one in charge. I’m serious, think about it. Fighting supernatural crime and saving Cape Town from beasties, demons and freaks.’
‘Sounds all right,’ I say.
‘All right?’ Jackie asks, fixing me with his blowtorch eyes. ‘It’s fucking life-affirming is what it is.’
And you know what? Maybe he’s right. Hear that in your third eye.
Writing a book is hard. Here are the people that deserve thanks for making the journey that much easier. Thank you.
To Lauren Beukes for being my friend, all-round writing Miyagi and the only mentor that’s ever mattered. Thank you for everything.
To my agent John Berlyne for all the help and sage advice. Your input has been invaluable.
To Sarah Lotz for all the enthusiasm, encouragement and feedback.
To Joey Hi-Fi for the truly magnificent covers.
To Nechama Brodie, Matt du Plessis and Sam Wilson for being my first readers.
To Jack Fogg at Century for really getting it and for being so supportive.
To my own high-school Spider for chasing the Mantis with me.
To Deni and Carlin for being my favourite inter-dimensional wizards.
To both my grandfathers for all the stories.
To my beautiful wife Georgia for being the best muse I could ever ask for an to my talented step-daughter Chloé for all the fun and laughter.
Finally to my parents, Pru and Ian, for always being there for me and for recognising that not all those who wander are lost. Thank you.
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Copyright © Charlie Human 2013
Charlie Human has asserted his right under the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1988 to be identified as the author of this work
This novel is a work of fiction. Names and characters are the product of the author’s imagination and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental
First published in Great Britain in 2013 by
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