Bad Vibrations: Book 1 of the Sedona Files (2 page)

He hesitated, but after a few seconds he got up out of his chair. I crossed to the door and opened it for him. As he passed me, his shoulder brushed against mine, and for a second a shiver of freezing cold ran down my spine. I’d experienced that sensation before—in clients who were about to leave this plane of existence, usually in unexpected and often nasty ways. I opened my mouth to warn him, but then again, I hadn’t received any visions of how he was going to die—if he were even going to die at all. Maybe I’d just been hit by a stray draft.

Oh, yeah, a sub-zero draft when it’s eighty degrees outside
, my brain mocked me, and by then it was too late—Alex Hathaway was out the door and gone.

Somehow I knew I’d never see him again.

A
bout a half-hour
after Alex had left the office, Otto finally decided to make an appearance. By then I was safely home, ensconced in my apartment with my feet up on an ottoman and a cup of mint tea on the table next to me. I’d considered pouring myself a glass of chardonnay instead, but decided it was probably better to avoid the whole concept of solitary drinking as long as I could. Maybe my neighbor Ginger would be back soon, and we could share a bottle while I tried to justify my self-medicating.

Anyhow, I’d just picked up the remote for the TV and was about to turn it on when Otto wavered into existence a few feet away, floating three feet off the ground as he sat in a modified lotus position. He couldn’t manage a true lotus—his legs were too chunky for that.

“Nice of you to drop in,” I remarked. “I could have used a little help earlier this afternoon.”

He gave me a heavy-lidded half-smile. “The world of the spirit does not work on demand.”

It might have sounded impressive—if I hadn’t heard the same thing about a hundred times before. “Well, unfortunately, I do. I drew a perfect blank. The client was annoyed, and I looked like an idiot.”

The Mona Lisa smile never left his lips. “You are not here to be concerned with how others see you.”

“Then boy, did I pick the wrong town to live in.” To hide my irritation, I picked up my tea and took a swallow. It tasted good. The chardonnay could wait. “So what, did you have an urgent pedicure appointment in the otherworld or something?”

His mouth thinned a little. I knew he hated it when I made comments like that about the spirit world. It wasn’t respectful. Actually, I had a lot of respect for the alternate plane of existence we mortals thought of as the afterlife or heaven or nirvana, depending on our beliefs. If nothing else, knowing it was out there had given me a certain perspective on my day-to-day troubles. On the other hand, it didn’t make me feel much better about the wasteland otherwise known as my social life.

“I am your guide,” Otto said, and now his tone was distinctly testy. “Not your errand boy.”

“Too bad, because this guy today was a live one. Thought his girlfriend was possessed by an alien or something.”

Usually Otto wasn’t above finding amusement in the foibles of mere mortals. Of course he purported to be impartial, but I knew he also enjoyed a joke at our expense. I tended to forgive him this quirk, considering he’d been a eunuch in sixteenth-century Turkey and probably had a good deal of resentment toward mankind stored up. Now, however, he looked a little strained—which was my tipoff that what I’d just said had disturbed him.

“Do you know something?” I asked suddenly. “Because if we actually are getting overrun by aliens or something, I’d sort of like to know about it.”

“I cannot speak of matters that impact you personally.”

I didn’t like the sound of that at all. “What, am I next I line for alien possession or something?”

A flash of irritation crossed his normally cherubic features. “Which part of ‘I cannot speak of matters that impact you personally’ did you not understand?”

“Fine,” I said. It wasn’t the first time we’d had this sort of discussion. Otto was there to help facilitate my contact with the spirit world, but he was either unable or simply unwilling to tell me anything about my own future. Just as well—half the time I wasn’t sure I really wanted to know. But when he threw out cryptic comments like that and refused to elaborate, I had a tendency to get a little pissy. “So was there a reason for you dropping in tonight…like maybe apologizing for going AWOL this afternoon?”

His sparse eyebrows drew together, and for a second he looked distinctly transparent. Usually he appeared just as solid as any other human being—except you could walk right through him. Not that I recommended doing any such a thing. I did, once, and got a lecture about showing respect for beings from other planes and how I wouldn’t appreciate it if he decided the shortest path between two points was right through me. At the time I had thought his comparison was a little faulty. After all, I was corporeal, and he, well, wasn’t. But I’d also learned fairly early on that a disgruntled spirit guide was of no use to anyone, so I’d apologized and said it would never happen again. Ever since then, I had noticed that Otto had an odd tendency to discorporate partway if something disturbed him. Maybe it was the spirit equivalent of blushing.

So I knew now something was up, but I could also tell from the firm set of his chubby chin that if I pressed too hard, he’d just evaporate, and it might be several days before he deigned to speak to me again. I couldn’t have that—I depended on him too much for my readings. Sure, I could whip out the tarot deck and hope for the best, but Otto’s guidance tended to be a lot more reliable.

“I wasn’t AWOL,” he said primly. “You’re not my only psychic, you know.”

As a matter of fact, I did know that, and I had never been overly thrilled with the fact. To be fair, from what I could tell his other…clients, for lack of a better term…seemed to be located in different time zones from mine, and since a spirit didn’t need to sleep, he could flit from one to the other of us without too many conflicts. But if one of his other psychics had a crisis in the dead hours of the night, it would of course impact my afternoon readings. It hadn’t happened too often, but it did add a certain element of uncertainty to my practice.

So was it coincidence that he was called away the same day Alex Hathaway came to my office, or was there more going on here than met the eye?

My personal experience told me there was almost always something more going on than the most logical explanation. Now, however, was probably not the time to confront Otto about his bouts of unreliability. If he wanted to tell me something, he would. If not, threats, cajoling, and bribes simply wouldn’t work. I’d found that out the hard way.

“Well, I hope it was important,” I grumbled, and set my mug back down on the side table. After that I picked up the remote and said, “Was there some reason you popped in? Because I want to watch that episode of
What Not to Wear
I DVR’d last week.”

He shook his head. “Really, Persephone. Why you waste your time with such petty diversions—”

“It relaxes me,” I retorted. “No one likes a stressed psychic.”

“Hmph.” Otto crossed his arms. “As a matter of fact, I did have something I wanted to tell you.”

“I’m waiting breathlessly.”

His expression was as sour as a Turkish eunuch’s round face could manage “Just this—if Ginger asks you to go with her for drinks tonight, you should.”

“Isn’t that crossing the line?” I inquired innocently. “What about all that palaver about not letting me know anything about my future?”

“I’m not giving you any concrete facts—I’m just offering a piece of advice.”

If a spirit guide offers you advice, it’s usually wise to take it. Never mind that I was tired and more than a little cranky, and the effort it would require to get myself presentable enough to face a bar or club didn’t seem worth the amount of time it would take. On the other hand, what else did I have to do? The fashion mavens who hosted
What Not to Wear
would still be waiting for me when I got back.

“All right,” I said, and tossed the remote onto the table, missing my mug by about an inch. “Any spiritual advice as to what I should wear?”

Otto looked a little pained. “I hope one of these days you’ll realize such things are immaterial.”

Tell that to the producer of every makeover show ever made
, I thought. But getting into an argument with Otto over my preoccupation with what he considered earthly frivolities would just be silly. So maybe I was the world’s most earthbound psychic. Sue me.

“Maybe I will,” I replied, and heaved myself up out of my chair. “Until then, I’ve got some spackling to do.”

I’d never been able to figure out how a being who had no actual lungs was capable of producing such prodigious sighs, but somehow Otto managed to do it. He dredged one up now, then said in sepulchral tones, “As you wish.” After that he sort of melted away in his usual fashion, disappearing like mist evaporating in sunlight. Even now, after being visited by him for almost twenty years, I found the sight a little unnerving.

Once he was gone, though, I had to turn my mind to more important matters. Although I knew there wasn’t a snowball’s chance in hell that I’d get a date out of tonight’s bar hopping, I was damned if I were going to hit the clubs without making an attempt at bringing my best game. After that, well, we’d just have to see. There had to be one guy in this town who wasn’t freaked out by the prospect of dating a psychic, right?

Right
.

G
inger came sailing
into the apartment building’s courtyard a little before six. Since I’d been lurking on my balcony, waiting for her to come home, I wasn’t exactly inconspicuous.

She paused directly below the balcony, then removed her sunglasses. At that hour on an early March evening, they were mostly affectation, but then again, a lot about Ginger was for show. “You up for drinks tonight?” she asked.

“Sure—I’m sort of getting cabin fever,” I replied.

A frown barely etched itself into her brow. “Bad day?”

I figured this probably wasn’t the best time to go into a discussion of UFO Boy. “No, but the usual TV offerings have sort of palled.”

“All right. Just let me change. Meet you at your place in twenty.” With that she disappeared under my feet; her apartment was directly below mine.

Luckily it was a Thursday, and so she didn’t have any evening classes to teach. A former professional dancer, she ran a ballroom dance studio in Hollywood, a studio she’d bought with cash when her first husband, a producer, dropped dead of a sudden heart attack and left her a tidy sum. That tidy sum came into dispute when her second husband, another dancer, tried to get her to pay spousal support even though they’d only been married for two years. The lawsuit fell apart when she was able to prove he’d been cheating on her with a male student from her own studio, but the experience had left her more than a little wary. On more than one occasion I’d seen her crowned with three gold rings, sort of like a weird triple halo, which indicated husband number three was somewhere in her future, but I knew better than to tell her that. She’d sworn off men—besides letting them buy her drinks—so I figured it was best to let her be surprised by her third foray into matrimony.

I, on the other hand, hadn’t even gotten close to one trip down the altar, let alone three. Why I continued to torture myself by venturing out into the singles world instead of just giving up and turning into the crazy cat lady, I wasn’t sure. Probably the same streak of stubbornness that had led me and my mother to continually butt heads over the years. Besides, I was only thirty-two. The biological clock had gotten a little louder the past few years, but it hadn’t swung over into “countdown to detonation” mode yet, so I kept telling myself I had plenty of time and that things would work out eventually.

That’s sort of the sad thing, though. You live your life, and you have your work and your small circle of friends, and you think everything is going just fine. And then your mother asks a few pointed questions about your dateless state, and you realize it’s been months, with no prospects of anything better to come. So you make excuses, and you joke, and look away, and hope that you’re better at blocking your own emotions than you are at reading those of others. And so it goes.

So far the men I’d met had fallen into two categories. The first type were the ones who, once they found out I was a psychic, were convinced I’d know everything about them, down to every single impure thought they’d ever had, and headed for the hills at the earliest opportunity. Now, that’s just ridiculous—I don’t read minds, although I can sense people’s emotions if they’re strong enough. But who would want to go tromping through every corner of another person’s mind, even if they were able to? No, thanks.

The other type was even worse in a way. They seemed to think that dating a psychic entitled them to tips on the stock market and the results of every World Series and boxing bout for the next five years. I couldn’t do that any more than I could directly read someone’s mind, but they always seemed to think my refusal to supply them with that information was purely personal. Those relationships usually didn’t end very well, either.

Despite this wretched track record, I took my usual care in fixing my makeup and selecting something to wear. Now, my closet had its fair share of what the
What Not to Wear
team disparagingly referred to as “loosy-goosy, airy-fairy” clothes, but that’s just sort of how people expect a psychic to dress. But I also had some nice pieces I’d picked up at local boutiques, and it was one of these I selected now, a sapphire-blue silk top just low-cut enough to be interesting but not too extreme. I discarded my baggy cotton drawstring trousers and Börn flats in favor of dark jeans and kitten-heeled pumps.

It’ll do
, I thought, giving my reflection one last critical look. Not much could be done about my hair at this late notice—if I wanted to beat my unruly curls into submission, I had to give myself at least an hour to blow-dry my hair and then flat-iron the waves that remained. Still, it wasn’t as if I was going out to a speed-dating session or something. It was just drinks with Ginger.

I heard a knock at the door and headed over to let her in. She’d changed as well, but her crossover top and clingy skirt didn’t look all that different from the dance garb she wore while teaching. Ginger had a good fifteen years on me, but she’d kept herself in great shape. And although I knew she had to have had some work done, she hadn’t gone overboard with it the way so many other women in this town who were approaching fifty had. No frozen foreheads or freakishly lifted eyebrows for Ginger—she just looked fresh and at least ten years younger than her real age. I hadn’t worked up the guts to ask her who her plastic surgeon was (not that I needed one...yet), but when the evil day came, I was definitely going to swallow my pride and get a recommendation.

“So where do you want to go?” she asked, after giving me a quick once-over and an approving nod.

“I don’t want to drive,” I said. Even on a Thursday night, navigating around West Hollywood could be a nightmare, and I wasn’t sure my nerves could handle it. But luckily we had several candidates within walking distance.

“El Churro? We can make the tail end of happy hour and get four-dollar mojitos.”

Personally, I thought El Churro’s mojitos were pretty weak, but the purpose of going out wasn’t to get blotto. I just wanted to do something normal so I wouldn’t be seeing space aliens around every corner.

“Sure,” I replied, and gathered up my purse. Besides, El Churro was only two blocks away, easy to navigate even in heels.

As we walked over to the restaurant, I kept getting distracted when people with fake-looking tans walked by. But none of them seemed to be showing evidence of alien possession—no flat stares, no antennas sprouting out of their heads.

“Something wrong?” Ginger asked, as we paused at a corner and waited for the light to change so we could cross the street to the restaurant. “You seem a little jumpy.”

Automatically, I replied, “I’m fine,” even though I felt far from fine. Maybe going out had been a bad idea after all. Who knew that one random client could set me so much on edge? Especially since I’d never been the type to believe in UFOs and alien abductions. Oh, sure, I’d enjoyed watching
The X-Files
back in high school and college, but that was probably more because I thought David Duchovny was dreamy than because of the show’s actual subject matter. I’d always had a thing for the brainy types, starting with a crush on the Professor from
Gilligan’s Island
and working my way on from there. Too bad the science-minded guys tended to bolt at the first mention of psychic abilities.

Ginger shot me a dubious look from under her false eyelashes but said nothing. Thankful for that small bit of grace, I followed her across the street with the rest of the pedestrians and on into El Churro’s waiting area.

It was packed, but as we had already decided that we were just going into the bar, I knew I didn’t have to resign myself to a forty-five-minute wait. Even so, there weren’t any seats available, and we had to grab a precarious spot at the end of the bar and hope that someone would leave soon. At least there it was easy enough for the bartender to see us, and we had mojitos in our hands before I had a chance to complain about the crowd.

Maybe the bartender had taken pity on us and our unfortunate perch, because the drinks were definitely stronger than the norm. I sipped and let the cool flavors of mint and rum run over my tongue. A tension I hadn’t even realized was there began to leave my neck and shoulders, and I let out a little sigh.

“Better?” Ginger asked, and I nodded.

“Much.”

“I never thought I’d be telling a psychic she works too hard, but you do work too hard, ’Seph.”

I lifted my shoulders. “Not really.”

“Yeah, really.” She opened her mouth as if she meant to say more, but then her eyes narrowed, even as she raised her brows. “Mmmm…what have we here?”

“Huh?”

“Look—but don’t look like you’re looking.”

Right. Easy for her to say, since she was facing the entrance to the bar and my back was squarely to it. Still, I’d spent enough time in bars and clubs that I wasn’t completely unpracticed at the surreptitious glance over my shoulder. So I shifted my position a fraction and then took a sneak peek in the direction she’d indicated.

El Churro had its usual crowd, which generally consisted of a mixture of well-dressed gay couples, singles stopping by after work, some industry executives in suits, and a sprinkling of tourists. I could tell at once the man I was looking at didn’t fit into any of those groups.

He might have been my age, or maybe a few years older, and he wore a rumpled sports jacket over a white shirt and some khakis. I couldn’t tell what color his eyes were, because he was a few yards away and the lighting in the bar wasn’t that good, and he carried an honest-to-God hard-sided briefcase in one hand. I didn’t think anyone used briefcases like that anymore. Despite all that—or maybe because of it—I thought he was definitely worth the crick I was getting in my neck. Tanned, but not the fake kind, and his hair was an indeterminate light brown and in need of a trim. In short, he stuck out in El Churro the way I, with my pale skin and curly dark hair, would have stood out at a Miss Sweden competition.

All of which was great—until his eyes locked on mine, and he headed straight for me.

“Shit, he saw me staring,” I hissed at Ginger.

She grinned. “Good.”

Then I heard him say, “Excuse me.”

I’d never been very good at the whole sophisticated and blasé thing, but I did my best.
Cool, be cool
, I told myself. Turning slowly, not lifting my eyes from my drink, I replied, “Yes?”

“Do you know the way to the Sheraton Universal hotel? It appears that the GPS in my rental car is malfunctioning, and the cellular reception around here is extremely poor.”

Oh, boy. I should have known. No one was going to approach me in a bar on purpose. I really needed to stop kidding myself.

Still, he looked more than a little stressed-out, and it wasn’t his fault my dating life was in the crapper. I managed a smile and said, “Sheraton Universal? Your GPS must really have died. That’s all the way across the city from here.”

He glanced at his watch, one of those big black jobs that hikers and other outdoorsy types tended to sport. It clashed terribly with his tweedy jacket and wrinkled khakis. “I have to be at the Sheraton no later than seven.”

That didn’t give him much time, but luckily I knew my way around L.A. as well as I knew my way around my apartment. “It’ll be tight, but you should make it. Just head east on Santa Monica until you get to Highland. Hang a left, and take Highland until it merges with the 101. Get off at Lankershim and follow the signs. Ignore the stuff for Universal Studios—the hotel backs up to the lot, but you can’t get to the hotel parking structure from Barham unless you go the long way around.”

The stranger nodded, brow furrowed. Most people would have asked me to repeat at least part of the directions, but he seemed to have absorbed them immediately. “Thank you—” And then he hesitated, as if expecting me to provide my name.

I didn’t bother to sigh anymore. It wasn’t usually until the second date that I explained my Greek mother and my father’s minor in Classics. Until then, people could think whatever they wanted of my name. “Persephone,” I told him.

He didn’t even blink. “Thank you very much, Persephone.” And then he turned and headed out back through the foyer, and presumably to the parking lot. I found myself hoping he hadn’t popped for the valet.

“You just let him go?” Ginger demanded. She drank down the last of her mojito and signaled the bartender for another one.

“What was I supposed to do—tie him to the bar? All he needed was directions.”

“And yet he asked you, out of everyone in the bar.”

“I’m closest to the door,” I pointed out.

Since that was the simple truth, she didn’t have much of a rejoinder. “Still…”

“Still nothing. Yeah, he was good-looking. I got my quota of eye candy for the night.” I couldn’t help smiling to myself. There was something about the way the stranger talked, and the way he dressed, that told me he’d probably be horrified to be referred to as “eye candy.” I guessed he didn’t move in the sorts of circles that used those sorts of terms. I took a long pull on my straw, thus finishing my own mojito just in time for the bartender to come over and take our order for another round.

Ginger waited until the bartender had gone, then said, “Think he might have been a college professor?”

“What makes you say that?”

“Mmm…not sure. Just something about him. He definitely wasn’t the West Hollywood type.”

I chuckled. “That’s for sure!”

Afterward Ginger seemed to abandon the topic, thank God. I really didn’t see the point in discussing the stranger anymore.

After all, it wasn’t as if I was ever going to see him again.

I said my goodnights to Ginger and climbed the stairs to my apartment. After two mojitos and just enough bar snacks to dilute them a little, I was ready to kick off my heels and call it a night. Maybe I’d finally get that delayed session with my DVR.

When I stepped into my living room, however, I found myself confronted by Otto, who was floating a yard off the floor in the center of my Persian rug. His eyes were shut, but they snapped open immediately as I entered.

Staring straight at me, he intoned, “You must go to the Sheraton Universal hotel.”