Beautifully Unique Sparkleponies: On Myths, Morons, Free Speech, Football, and Assorted Absurdities (25 page)
Authors: Chris Kluwe
Tags: #Humor / Topic - Sports, #Humor / Form - Essays, #Humor / Topic - Political
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Note: this piece written prior to Pope Benedict XVI resigning his position on February 28, 2013.
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Note: Several months after joining Twitter, Pope Benedict XVI resigned. Many people can relate.
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See deadspin.com/5823549/dear-chris-kluwe-when-we-want-the-punters-opinion-well-ask-for-it-we-wont.
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See twitter.com/#%21/ChrisWarcraft/status/93372491627642880.
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See boston.com/sports/football/patriots/extra_points/2011/07/brees_manning_r.html.
Some People Don’t Understand Logic
How to Win the Internet in Seven Easy Steps
Some Other People Have Even More Trouble with Logic
Somebody Think of the Children
On Weapons (Thank You, Mr. Banks)
Dichotomies and Dinosaurs; or, Life Is a Long Chain Letter
Time’s A-Wasted (Point Zero Blues)
Copyright © 2013 by Chris Kluwe
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