Bitter Is the New Black: Confessions of a Condescending, Egomaniacal, Self-Centered Smart-Ass, Or, Why You Should Never Carry a Prada Bag to the Unemployment Office : A Memoir (41 page)
Authors: Jen Lancaster
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BOOK: Bitter Is the New Black: Confessions of a Condescending, Egomaniacal, Self-Centered Smart-Ass, Or, Why You Should Never Carry a Prada Bag to the Unemployment Office : A Memoir
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Yeah, sure. Who leaves the country for a whole month? He probably got some cheesy reality show gig.
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You’d be surprised at the amount of lease law a gal can learn when researching loopholes in eviction proceedings.
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Dear God, I can only hope the ring bearer stayed out of our way.
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Yes, I was the only person dancing.
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$40×26 times a year = Merry Christmas!
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Canada can keep Bryan Adams.
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I think it’s obvious at this point that I haven’t learned a damn thing.
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