China Rich Girlfriend (28 page)

Astrid sank down onto the top step of the staircase and buried her head in her hands for a moment. “I am so, so sorry.”

“Astrid, please, you have nothing to apologize for. I'm sorry.”

“Is the banister okay?” Astrid asked, gently patting the scuff mark that Michael's foot had left.

“The banister will be fine. I'm a little more worried about you, to tell the truth.”

“I'm perfectly fine. I think this is a beautiful house, but to be honest, I couldn't have cared less if we lived here or not.”

“I'm not talking about that. I'm just…” Carmen paused for a moment, pondering whether to open a Pandora's box. “I'm just wondering what happened to
you
?”

“What do you mean?”

“Okay, I'm going to be very frank with you because we're such old friends: I can't believe the way Michael talks to you, and how you let him get away with it.”

“Tsk, that was nothing. Michael just got angry for a moment because he got outbid. He's used to getting what he wants.”

“You don't say. But I'm not referring to the fit he threw before he stormed out. I didn't like the way he was talking to you from the moment he arrived.”

“How do you mean?”

“You really don't see it, do you? You don't see how much he's changed?” Carmen sighed in frustration. “When I first met Michael six years ago, he seemed like such a gentle soul. Okay, he didn't say very much, but I saw the way he looked at you, and I thought, ‘Wow, this guy truly worships her. This is the kind of guy I want.' I was so used to all these spoiled mama's boys who expected to be waited on hand and foot, like my ex, but here was this
man
. This strong, reserved man who was always doing thoughtful little things for you. Do you remember the day we were shopping at Patric's atelier, and Michael ran all around Chinatown for an hour trying to hunt down
kueh tutu
^*7
just because you mentioned that your nanny used to take you there to buy it from the
kueh tutu
man who sold it out of those old metal carts?”

“He still does nice little things for me—” Astrid began.

“That's not the point. The man who came to look at this house today was a completely different person than the one I first met.”

“Well, he's gained much more confidence. I mean, he's made such a huge success of his business. It's bound to change anyone.”

“Clearly. But has he changed for better or worse? When Michael first got here, he gave me a kiss on the cheek. That was the first thing that surprised me—it was so Continental, so unlike the
chin chye
^*8
guy I know. And then to top it off he pays me a compliment. But then you're standing there right next to me in the prettiest Dries Van Noten floral dress I've ever seen and he doesn't even say a thing to you.”

“Come on, I don't expect him to gush over me every time we see each other. We've been married for so many years now.”

“My father gives a million compliments to my mother all day long, and they've been married over forty years. But aside from that, it was his whole manner to you the entire time he was here that got to me. His body language. His little asides. There was this undercurrent of…of…contempt to everything.”

Astrid tried to laugh off her comment.

“This is no joke. The fact that you don't even see it is what's alarming. It's like you've got Stockholm syndrome or something. What happened to “The Goddess”? The Astrid I know would never have put up with this.”

Astrid remained silent for a few moments, and then she looked up at her friend. “I do see it, Carmen. I see it all.”

“Then why are you letting it happen? Because take it from me, this is a slippery slope you're on. First it's just a few digs here and there, but then one morning you wake up and realize that every conversation you have with your husband is a shouting match.”

“It's more complicated than that, Carmen.” Astrid took a deep breath and then continued. “The truth is Michael and I hit a big speed bump a few years ago. We were separated for a while and on the brink of divorce.”

Carmen's eyes widened. “When?”

“Three years ago. Right around the time of Araminta Lee's wedding. You're the only person on this entire island I've told this to.”

“What happened?”

“It's a long story, but it basically boiled down to the fact that Michael was having a hard time coping with the power dynamic in our marriage. Even though I tried my best to be supportive, he felt emasculated by…you know, the whole money thing. He felt like a trophy husband, and the way my family treated him wasn't helping much either.”

“I can see how being married to Harry Leong's only daughter can't be easy, but come on, most men can only dream of being so lucky,” Carmen said.

“That's exactly it. Michael's not like most men. And that's what attracted me to him. He is so smart, and so driven, and he really wanted to make it on his own terms. He's never wanted to use a single family connection to help him get a leg up in his business, and he's always insisted on not taking a cent from me.”

“Is that why you guys were living in that little place on Clemenceau Avenue?”

“Of course. He bought that flat with his own money.”

“No one could figure that out! I remember everyone was talking about it—
Can you believe Astrid Leong married this ex-army guy and moved into some TINY OLD FLAT? The Goddess has really come down to earth
.”

“Michael didn't marry me because he wanted some goddess. And now that he's finally made it, I'm trying to be more like a traditional wife. I'm trying to let him have his way more, and to win some battles, some of the time.”

“Just as long as you don't lose yourself in the process.”

“Come on, Carmen, would I ever let that happen? You know, I'm happy that Michael's finally taken an interest in some of the things that matter to me. Like how he dresses. And how we live. I'm glad that he's developed strong opinions, and that he challenges me sometimes. It's quite a turn-on, actually. It reminds me of what originally drew me to him.”

“Well, as long as you're happy,” Carmen conceded.

“Look at me, Carmen. I'm happy. I've never been happier.”

 

Excerpts from Rachel's Diary

Sunday, June 16

Traveling to Paris Colette Bing–style was like entering an alternate universe. I never thought I'd eat the best Peking duck of my life at an altitude of 40,000 feet in a dining room more lavish than Empress Cixi's Summer Palace, or get to see
Man of Steel
in the plane's IMAX-designed screening room (it just opened in the U.S., but Adele Deng's family owns one of the biggest cinema chains in the world, so she gets advance screeners of everything). I never imagined I'd witness the sight of six extremely sloshed Chinese girls doing a rendition of “Call Me Maybe” off-key in Mandarin in the plane's karaoke lounge, which had marble walls embedded with pulsating LED lights. Before we knew it, we had landed at Le Bourget Airport, and it was all so civilized—no lines, no customs, no fuss, just three officials who came aboard to stamp our passports and a fleet of black Range Rovers waiting on the tarmac. And, oh yeah, six bodyguards who all looked like Alain Delon in his prime. Colette hired this security detail of ex–French Foreign Legionnaires to follow us around 24/7. “It'll be a fun sight gag,” she said.

The gleaming black cars whisked us to the city in no time at all and deposited us at the Shangri-La Hotel, where Colette bought out all the rooms on the two top floors. The whole place had the feel of a private
residence, precisely because it used to be the palace of Prince Louis Bonaparte, Napoleon's grandson,
^*1
and four years were spent painstakingly restoring it. Everything in our ginormous suite is done in splendid shades of cream and celadon, and there's the prettiest dressing table with a three-way folding mirror that I took a million pictures of from every angle. Somewhere in Brooklyn, I know there's a hipster carpenter/literary agent who can replicate it. I tried to get some shut-eye like Nick but I'm too excited, jet-lagged, and hungover at the same time. 11 hours on a plane + 1 genius Filipino bartender = bad combo

Monday, June 17

Woke up this morning to the sight of Nick's cute naked butt silhouetted against a view of the Eiffel Tower and thought I was still dreaming. Then it finally hit me—we're really in the City of Lights! While Nick spent the day poking around bookshops in the Latin Quarter, I joined the girls on their first big shopping expedition. In the motorcade of SUVs, I ended up in a car with Tiffany Yap, who gave me the lowdown on all the other girls: impeccably mannered Stephanie Shi hails from a top political family, and her mother's family has huge mining and property holdings throughout the country. Adele Deng, who has had the same pageboy haircut since kindergarten, is the shopping mall and cinema heiress, and she's married to the son of another party patriarch. Wen Pi Fang's father is the Natural Gas King, and Perrineum Wang, whose chin, nose, and cheekbones are apparently rather new, also possesses the newest fortune. “Ten years ago her father started an e-commerce company in their living room, and now he's China's Bill Gates.” And Tiffany herself? “My family's in beverages” was all the girl with the beguiling overbite would say. But guess what? All these girls work at P. J. Whitney Bank, and all have very impressive-sounding titles—Tiffany is an “Associate Managing Director—Private Client Group.” So it wasn't a problem for all of you to take off at a moment's notice and come to Paris? “Of course not,” Tiffany said.

We arrived at rue Saint-Honoré and everyone scattered to different boutiques. Adele and Pi Fang made a beeline for Balenciaga, Tiffany and Perrineum went mad for Mulberry, Mrs. Bing and the aunties glided
toward Goyard, and Colette did Colette. I accompanied Stephanie into Moynat, a leather goods boutique that I'd never even heard of until today. The most exquisite Rejane clutch bag was calling my name, but there was no way I was shelling out €6,000 for a piece of leather—even if it's from a cow that's never known the existence of mosquitoes. Stephanie circled around the curved wall filled from floor to ceiling with bags, studying everything intently. Then she pointed out three handbags. “Would you like to see those three bags, mademoiselle?” the saleswoman asked. “No, I will take everything on that wall
except
those three,” Stephanie said, handing over her black palladium credit card. #OMFG #thisjustgotreal

Tuesday, June 18

I guess word got out that six of China's biggest weapons of mass consumption were in town, because emissaries from the top boutiques began hand-delivering invitations to the Shangri-La this morning, all offering exclusive perks and dedicated suck-up time. We started out the day on avenue Montaigne, where Chanel opened early for us and hosted a sumptuous breakfast in Colette's honor. As I stuffed my face with the fluffiest omelet I've ever tasted, the girls ignored the food and instead began stuffing themselves into these fluffy fringe dresses. Then it was time for lunch at the Chloé boutique, followed by tea at Dior.

I thought I knew some major shoppers in Goh Peik Lin and Araminta Lee, but I have never seen this level of spending in my entire life! The girls were like a plague of locusts, descending on every boutique and decimating everything in sight, while Colette breathlessly posted every purchase on social media. Swept up in all the excitement, I made my first high-fashion purchase—a pair of beautifully tailored navy slacks I found on the sale rack at Chloé that will go with everything. Needless to say, the sale rack is invisible to the other girls. For them, it's next season's looks or nothing.

Nick decided that he'd had enough after Chanel and took off to visit some taxidermy museum, but Carlton, who had the patience of Job, stayed and watched adoringly as Colette hoovered up every chic object. He won't admit it, but you know it's true love when a dude will go shopping for fifteen hours straight with a bunch of women and their mothers. Of course, Carlton was shopping up a storm too, but he was much quicker about it: While Mrs. Bing was having an existential crisis over whether to buy a €6.8 million ruby necklace at Bulgari or an €8.4 million
canary diamond necklace across the street at Boucheron, Carlton ducked out quietly. Twenty minutes later he returned carrying ten shopping bags from Charvet, covertly handing me one. Back at the hotel, I opened it to find a tailored blouse that was pale pink with white stripes, in the softest cotton you can imagine. Carlton must have thought it would go perfectly with my new Chloé pants. What a sweetie!

Wednesday, June 19

Today was Couture Day. In the morning, we visited the ateliers of Bouchra Jarrar and Alexis Mabille for private fashion shows. At Bouchra, I witnessed something I've never seen in my life: women going into multiorgasmic frenzies over
trousers
. Apparently Bouchra's ingeniously cut trousers are like the second coming of, well, your second coming. At the next atelier, Alexis actually appeared at the end of the fashion show and the girls suddenly transformed into frothing tweens at a One Direction concert, trying to impress him and one-up each other in ordering outfits. Nick even encouraged me to get something but I told him I'd rather save the €€€ for our bathroom refurbishment fund. “The bathroom is fully funded, okay. Now please pick out a dress!” Nick insisted. I looked at all the fantastical ball gowns and selected this beautifully structured black jacket that's hand-painted with an ombré effect at the sleeves and tied together at the waist with the most elegant blue silk bow. It's original yet classic, and it's something I can wear until I'm a hundred.

When it was time for them to take my measurements, the vendeuse insisted on measuring every inch of my body. Apparently Nick told them that I needed the matching hand-painted trousers too! It was so fun to watch the artistry of these seamstresses in action—never in my life could I imagine that I'd ever own a couture outfit! I think of Mom, and the backbreaking long hours she had to work in the early years, but how she still found the time to alter the hand-me-downs that came from our cousins so that I'd always look decent at school. I need to get her something really special in Paris.

After an overly froufrou lunch at a restaurant on place des Vosges that cost more than my bonus last year (thank God Perrineum paid), Carlton and Nick headed off to Molsheim to visit the Bugatti car factory, while Mrs. Bing insisted on visiting the Hermès boutique on rue de Sèvres. (BTW, her feet didn't seem to hurt anymore, even after seventy-two hours of nonstop pavement pounding.) I've never understood
the fascination with Hermès, but I had to admit the store was pretty cool—it's set in the Hôtel Lutetia's former indoor pool, with all the merchandise scattered around different levels of the vast atrium. Perrineum was indignant that the store wouldn't close to the public for her and decided to boycott the place. She then proceeded to walk around making disparaging remarks about the other Asian shoppers. “Don't you feel self-conscious trying to shop around
these people
?” she said to me. “Do you have something against rich Asians?” I joked. “These people aren't rich—they're just Henrys!” Perrineum scoffed. “What are Henrys?” She gave me a withering look. “You're an economist—don't you know what HENRY stands for?” I racked my brains, but I still didn't have a clue. Perrineum finally spat it out: “High Earners, Not Rich Yet.”

Thursday, June 20

Nick and I decided to take a break from shopping today and do something cultural instead. As we were sneaking out early in the morning to visit the Musée Gustave Moreau, we ran into Colette in the elevator. She insisted that we join her for the special breakfast she had planned for everyone at the Jardin du Luxembourg. Since the garden is one of my favorite discoveries from our last trip, I happily agreed.

It was so lovely in the morning—nothing but chic mothers pushing their babies around in prams, dapper old men reading the morning paper, and the plumpest, most contented-looking pigeons I've ever seen. We climbed the steps next to the Medici fountain and sat at a lovely outdoor café. Everyone got café crème or Dammann tea, and Colette ordered a dozen
pains au chocolat
. The waiters soon brought out twelve plates of pastries, but as I was about to bite into mine, Colette hissed, “Stop! Don't eat that!” My coffee hadn't quite kicked in yet, and before I could figure out what was going on, Colette jumped out of her chair and whispered to Roxanne, “Quick, quick! Do it now, while the waiters aren't looking!” Roxanne opened up this big S&M-looking black leather satchel and took out a paper bag filled with
pains au chocolat
. The two women began frantically swapping out the pastries on everyone's plates with the stuff from the bag, while Nick and Carlton laughed hysterically and this very proper-looking couple at the next table stared at us like we were crazy.

Colette declared, “Okay, now you can eat.” I took the first bite of my
pain au chocolat
, and it was
amazing
. Airy, flaky, buttery, oozing rich
bittersweet chocolate. Colette explained: “These
pains au chocolat
are from Gérard Mulot. They are my favorite, but the problem is they don't have a sit-down café there. And I can only eat my
pain au chocolat
while sipping a good cup of tea. But the decent tea places don't have
pain au chocolat
as good as this, and of course they won't allow you to bring anything in from another bakery. So the only way to solve this quandary was to resort to a switcheroo. But isn't this perfect? Now we get to enjoy the best morning tea, with the best
pains au chocolat
, in the best park in the world.” Carlton shook his head and said, “You're raving bonkers, Colette!” And then he consumed his chocolate croissant in two bites.

In the afternoon, some of the girls went to a private shopping party at L'Eclaireur while Nick and I accompanied Stephanie and her mother to the Kraemer Gallery. Nick knew of this antiques dealer and wanted to see it. He jokingly called it “the billionaire's IKEA,” but when we got there I realized he wasn't kidding—it was a palatial mansion by the Parc Monceau filled with the most astounding furniture and objets. Every piece was museum quality and seemed to have once been owned by a king or queen. Mrs. Shi, this mousy woman who until now hadn't joined in the fashion frenzy, suddenly transformed into one of those QVC shopping addicts and started buying up the place like a whirling dervish. Nick stood on the sidelines, chatting with Monsieur Kraemer, and after a few minutes the man ducked away. He soon returned bearing one of their historical ledgers and, much to Nick's delight, showed us some old receipts for purchases made by Nick's great-grandfather in the early 1900s!

Friday, June 21

Guess who showed up in Paris today? Richie Yang. Obviously he just couldn't bear to miss out on the action. He even tried to stay at the Shangri-La, but with all the suites booked by our party, he ended up “making do” with the penthouse at the Mandarin Oriental. He came by the Shangri-La bearing baskets of expensive-looking fruit from Hédiard—all for Colette's mother. Meanwhile, Carlton conveniently announced that he was offered an incredible vintage sports car and had to go meet with the owner somewhere outside of Paris. I offered to accompany him, but he mumbled some quick excuses and rushed off alone. I'm not sure if I buy his excuses—it's so strange that he would run off like this. Why would he flee the match just as his chief competitor entered the ring?

In the evening, Richie insisted on inviting everyone to “the most exclusive restaurant in Paris. You've practically got to kill someone to get a reservation,” he said. The restaurant was inexplicably decorated like a corporate boardroom, and Richie arranged for all of us to have the chef's tasting menu—the “Amusements and Tantalizations in Sixteen Movements.” Despite how unappetizing this sounded, the food turned out to be quite spectacular and inventive, especially the artichoke-and-white-truffle soup and the razor clams in a sweet garlic sabayon, but I could see that Mrs. Bing and the aunties weren't half as thrilled. Colette's grandmother looked especially puzzled by the seafood “raw-cooked in cold steam,” the startlingly colored foams, and the artfully composed dwarf vegetables, and kept asking her daughter, “Why are they giving us all the vegetable scraps? Is it because we're Chinese?” Mrs. Bing replied, “No, everyone gets the same dishes. Look how many French people are eating here—this place must be very authentic.”