Cleat Catcher (The Cleat Chaser Duet Book 2) (26 page)
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Authors: Celia Aaron,Sloane Howell
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Chloe Comes For Christmas, An Erotic Holiday Novella
James lives in the friend zone. His best friend and fraternity brother Mark, the All-American cornerback, has always found a way to get the girl going back to their teens. When James meets Chloe first and falls for her, Mark swoops in once again.
This time is different though. James has his sights on teaching them both a lesson for making him look the fool.
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The Alpha Bad Boy Series, Book 1
Daddy told me not to even look at the man in the corner. He's troubled he said. I wanted to do more than look at him.
I grew up in the church. I was raised better. And I was broken. Oh, was I ever broken. I had a sexual appetite that couldn't be filled. A thirst in me that only sin could quench. I needed him, the man in the corner, to claim me, dominate me, own me.
I'd do whatever it took. Goad him if necessary. I needed that man like I needed air or water. I needed the bad boy.
The Alpha Bad Boy Series, Book 2
Fighting, f***ing, and winning. It's what I do and nobody will stand in my way. It's how I live my life on the field and in the bedroom. I make hitters fear me. If they're scared, it gives me an advantage, and I capitalize on it. People say I have an attitude problem, that I'm a bad boy. It's exactly what I want them to think.
Until I meet Elizabeth, the psychiatrist Coach makes me see. She specializes in pro athletes. There's something about her. Maybe she'll be the one who finally cuts through my layers and sees the real me. Who knows?
The Alpha Bad Boy Series, Book 3
Devyn O'Dare is the Ultra MMA world heavyweight champion. He destroys opponents. He doesn't like to be in the public eye. One day he makes a bad decision that will alter his life forever.
In the hospital he meets Carly, single mom, nurse, struggling day to day. Devyn feels he can right some wrongs from his troubled past. He can change Carly's life and end her struggles, prevent her son from the same type of childhood he experienced. But Carly must decide if she wants to trust Devyn and put her pride aside, or soldier through life alone with her son.
The Alpha Bad Boy Series, Book 4
Grayson is a con man. If he sees an opportunity, he capitalizes. When the score that can set him up for life comes along it's too much for him to resist.
Then he meets Amelia. Intelligent, funny, gorgeous, and a lover of comic books. She's everything he's ever wanted. But, at the end of the day he has to make a choice — hurt the woman he's crazy about, or take the money and leave his old life behind.
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The Payne Capital Series, Book 1
Devyn White and his fiancee Meredith—the perfect All-American couple—have just moved to New York City following his acceptance of his dream job working at Payne Capital, a private equity firm ran by Rebekah Payne, a billionaire math and finance prodigy. Devyn soon realizes his dream isn't all that he imagined as he is thrust into ethical dilemmas involving an ex-husband, an out of control boss, the operations of the firm, and his own personal relationship with Meredith. When the heat is turned up he must soon make difficult choices that will affect the rest of his life and possibly hurt the people he loves in the process.
BONUS MATERIAL
Hello! Sloane Howell here with a quick explanation. Each time I release a book that I write, or that I co-write with Celia Aaron, I upload copies early to pirate sites on the interwebz. I know you’re already thinking, “What a dipshit.” Well, I change the endings around to make them humorous, and to let the pirates know that they’ve been trolled.
This book was no different. We cut it off around chapter seven and I rewrote a sex scene. Celia added a few things and we even took selfies to say thanks to the pirates for downloading our book illegally. (We added all of the U.S. copyright and anti-piracy laws to it more than once to make the file size look legit on the pirate copy, in case any of them have a brain. I’ve omitted that here, since you are all upstanding, law-abiding citizens.) A few fans suggested adding it to the end of the book as a bonus, and we thought that was a damn good idea. So here is the alternate ending. We hope you enjoy. :)
His hips jerked, but he maintained control. “Beg me.”
“Please, please, please Braden!” I tried to scoot down to get him inside me, but he moved his hips back.
“Tell me exactly what you want.” He pinned me with his dark eyes. “Beg.”
My pussy was on fire. I had to give in. It was the only way to get what I needed. “You. I want you. I want you to fuck me hard. Your cock deep inside me. I want your come. I want you to come inside me.”
“Jesus, Nik.” His voice was gravelly, dripping with sex.
“Please,” I whispered.
He bit down on my shoulder and growled, “I’m gonna spank my spunk into your ears.”
Holy fuck, he knew me so well. I hadn’t taken an earshot in ages and I was overdue. “God, I want your semen in my ear.”
“Then I’m gonna come on your night stand, your walls, just spin around like a Tazmanian jizznado. The fucking spunk sprinkler. Ch-ch-ch-ch d-d-d-d-d ch-ch-ch-ch d-d-d-d-d-d. Paint your goddamn walls in my nadpoles.”
“I’m so wet just thinking about it, baby.”
“Give you Cocklear implants. Better have your otolaryngologist on speed dial. Cuz here I COME!”
Ahoy, twats. Celia and Sloane loooooooooove youuuuuuuuuu!!! Now go buy the book, matey. It’s a frikkin buck.
B
RADEN
Fuck off in every language:
Bulgarian
1.
Kon da ti go natrese
Means: Get fucked by a horse
Used as: Fuck off
Cantonese
2.
Puk gai
Literally means: Pave the road with your shit-worthless body
Dutch
3.
Klootzak
Means: Testicles
Used as: Asshole
Czech
4.
Mrdat, prcat
Used as: Fuck off (but slightly more offensive)
Filipino
5.
Hindot ka
Used as: Fuck you
French
6.
Ferme ta gueule
Used as: Shut the fuck up
7.
Trou de cul
Means: Asshole
8.
Putain de merde
Used as: Holy shit/ What the fuck
9.
Putain
Means: Whore
Used as: Dammit (annoyed exclamation)
German
10.
Hau ab
Used as: Fuck off
11.
Mutterficker
Means: Motherfucker
12.
Scheisse
Means: Shit
13.
Fick dich
Means: Fuck you
Greek
14.
Ade gamisou
Used as: Go fuck yourself
15.
As to thialo
Used as: Go to hell
Hebrew
16.
Khapes mi yena’ane’a otkha
Means: Find someone to shake you
Used as: Fuck off
Hindi
17.
Uloo Ka Pathe
Means: Son of an owl
Used as: Son of a bitch
18.
Kutte ka aulad
Used as: Son of a bitch
19.
Matharchod
Used as: Motherfucker
20.
Rundi
Means: Hooker
Hungarian
21.
A macska rugjion meg
Means: May the cat kick you
Used as: Fuck you
22.
Lofasz a seggedbe
Means: A horse dick in your ass
Used as: Fuck you
Italian
23.
Cazzo
Used as: Dick
24.
No me interesso un cazzo
Used as: I don’t give a damn
25.
Vaffanculo
Used as: Fuck you
26.
Vafonapoli
Means: Probably not a real word. (CC: Joey Tribiani and the cast of Friends)
Used as: Fuck off
Japanese
27.
Urusai Gakai
Used as: Shut up
Kashmiri
28.
Thraat paaye
Means: May lightning strike you
Used as: Fuck off
29.
Kohn Chuuke
Means: Are you blind?
Used as: You’re kind of a bitch
Latin
30.
Irrumator
Means: Bastard
31.
Filius canis
Means: Son of a dog
Used as: Son of a bitch
32.
Bovis stercus
Means: Bullshit
33.
Stercus accidit
Means: Shit happens
34.
Potes meos suaviari clunes
Means: Kiss my ass
Mandarin
35.
Tsao Ni Zhu Zhong Shi Ba Dai
Means: Fuck all your family for generations past