Clobbered by Camembert (17 page)

“If I do, you’ll have to kill me?”

“No.” He leveled me with a somber look. “Someone might kill
me
.”

My heart plunged like a cannonball. “I won’t tell a soul. Not Matthew or my grandparents or Rebecca.”

“Or Urso.” He waited for my nod. “Yes, I’m in the Witness Security Program.”

I gulped. I had read books about people in WITSEC. Not all of them had been upstanding citizens, but most were trying to reform their lives. Was that what Jordan was doing? I searched his eyes for the answer but found none.

“Do you have a handler?”

“A marshal to whom I report? Yes.”

“Is Jacky part of this?”

“In a roundabout way.”

Was that what had been bothering Urso? Jacky could be as tight-lipped as Jordan.

I said, “Can you at least tell me why you had to disappear?”

Jordan licked his lips. “I owned a restaurant in upstate New York. I saw something I shouldn’t have.”

“A murder.”

A quick nod. “The government moved me, gave me a cover. Because I had learned to make cheese—truly, I did learn to make cheese—the government decided that was as good a cover as any. I was told I could never have contact with my sister again. I agreed. She was happily married at the time, or so I thought. When her husband hurt her—he beat her and their story made it into the newspapers and onto the Internet—I was worried sick.”

“Was he your business partner?”

“No, nothing like that. These were two totally separate incidents. He’s a defense attorney with some very bad clients.” Jordan squeezed my hands. “I don’t want to tell you anything else, okay? The less you know, the better.”

I nodded.

“Jacky had no children, no ties to her community. Our parents were dead. I asked that she be able to join me in the program. WITSEC agreed.” He kissed my forehead and held me close. “I’m sorry I didn’t tell you until now. I couldn’t be sure. Of anyone. The trial comes up in a year.”

“So you ran a restaurant,” I whispered. “That explains why you’re so good with a carving knife.”

“It also explains why I have such a healthy appetite. And I’m not talking about food.” He pulled me to him and kissed me firmly.

When we broke apart, I said, “One last question.”

“Anything.”

“Have you ever killed anyone?”

The silence was so thick I could have used one of those carving knives to cut it.

Finally Jordan said, “In self-defense.” His face turned darkly still. “Does that end it for us?”

CHAPTER

I stood, riveted in the middle of the hothouse, an imaginary vise trying to squeeze the breath out of my chest, but I fought it. After my recent altercation at the old Ziegler Winery, I understood having to make the decision to kill or be killed. I couldn’t fault Jordan for his actions. Not in the least.

“No,” I said finally. “It doesn’t end it for us. But I want to know everything.”

He enfolded me in his arms and whispered, “Can I tell you over a late dinner?”

“Not tonight. I’ve got the faire and the twins’ recital.”

“Then tomorrow when the faire closes.”

“My grandmother’s having her Founder’s Day celebration. I invited you, right?”

He nodded. “Monday night then, and you’d better say yes. I’m not waiting a week for this conversation, and I can’t have it now. I’ve got to swing by the faire, and then I’ve got meetings at the farm.”

I answered yes, and we kissed again.

“Trust me, Charlotte,” he said before parting.

I said I would.

By the time I returned to The Cheese Shop, a horde of teenagers had invaded the place. They chatted and gossiped while waiting to order sandwiches. On Saturdays, to draw a younger crowd, I made sure to offer spicier, less fussy sandwiches like pepperoni and Swiss or salami and a sharp Cheddar. No arugula mushrooms or gooey things, as the twins liked to call them, though they enjoyed all of those
gooey things
.

“Hi, Miss Bessette,” a couple of girls yelled.

I waved, then tossed the remains of our mid-morning picnic into the trash and ambled to the counter to help Tyanne.

“Charlotte, sugar, guess what?” Tyanne said as she wrapped up a sandwich for one of the teens. “Bozz says I have a facility for numbers and the Internet.”

“Is he here?” I had to admit I had missed seeing my Internet guru’s cute mug.

“He’s in the office updating our web page. He came in early to teach me how to do the newsletter and the books. Isn’t it great? When he starts college, I can be your maven!”

I loved her enthusiasm.

“Hey, Miss B.” Bozz sauntered from the office, hands jammed into his droopy jeans, a sheepish grin on his face. He jerked a thumb over his shoulder. “What’s that search you’ve got going? Who’s Jeremy Montgomery?”

A quiver of worry shimmied up my back. Had I left the computer on all night? Bozz was smarter than a whip. Could he figure out what I had been doing? Would he rat out Jordan? I needed to be more careful what I left open for view in the office.

“It’s nothing,” I lied.

“Yeah, okay.” He scratched his head.

I changed the subject. “Nice of you to show up once in a while, by the way.”

“It’s hard to make time on school days.”

I patted his shoulder. “I know.”

“Hey, did I tell you? Philby got into Providence Liberal Arts College, too.” Philby was his brainy girlfriend. “We’re hoping to study marketing and get our MBAs so we can manage the family business someday.” The Bozzuto family owned the Bozzuto Winery, which for generations had made delicious white wines and had recently branched out by adding natural sodas to their line.

“Big plans.”

“Yeah, and once I’m wealthy, I might even run for mayor. Watch out, Grandmère.”

Bozz was one of those kids who wanted to stay in Providence forever. Small towns needed young people like him.

Tyanne said, “Sugar, I have to get a move on.”

She was due at Le Petit Fromagerie for the first shift. Rebecca would join her at noon. Matthew and I would helm what I expected to be the busier traffic from late afternoon until dusk. Then we would leave to attend the recital, and Bozz and Philby would man the store until close.

“Can you handle the crowd here?” Tyanne asked.

“Not a problem, but where’s Rebecca?” I spotted Matthew at the bar in the annex, writing on a chalkboard.

“Got me.”

“I’ll take over for Mrs. T.” Bozz slung on an apron and addressed the teens by name as they ordered sandwiches.

Tyanne waved goodbye then trotted off. I followed her to the front door and peered out. It wasn’t like Rebecca not to call in if she was running late. And she was awfully late. Though I didn’t see any sign of her, I urged myself not to worry. Maybe she had made a detour on the way over and gone to the precinct to tell Urso about the missing goat cheese. Maybe she thought that tidbit would ensure Ipo’s quick release.

I started to turn around when I spied Georgia Plachette slinking between a delivery truck and an SUV. She halted and crouched down. Dressed like she was on a reconnaissance mission, she trained a pair of binoculars on the Country Kitchen across the street. I cupped my hands around my eyes to block the morning glare and glimpsed Barton Burrell and his wife, Emma, sitting with Octavia at one of the booths by the window. Was Georgia sleuthing like me? Did she think Barton was guilty of murder? Did she believe he had killed her mother to thwart the sale of his property? Perhaps she had something more nefarious in mind.

Try as I might, I couldn’t shake my reaction to her at the Clydesdale Enterprises office yesterday. She was hiding something. Not simply the fact that Kaitlyn was her mother. Something else. She said her alibi for the night of her mother’s death was flawless. What if, like my grandmother intimated, Georgia had figured out some way to fool the people at the pub into thinking she was there?

A flash of red caught my attention. Rebecca, wearing a fire-engine red raincoat, stormed toward The Cheese Shop, swatting her palm with a rolled-up newspaper. She wasn’t trying to nail a bug. She barged into the shop.

“What’s wrong?” I said.

“Look!” She flailed the newspaper.

I snatched it from her and unfurled it. On the front page, the reporter, Quigley, had posted a picture of Rebecca angrily pointing a finger.

“I was at the precinct, waiting to talk to Chief Urso, when I saw that.” Rebecca flicked the newspaper with a fingertip. “Quigley must have been wearing some sneaky camera device in his lapel. How dare he!” She stabbed the headline:
Luau Sticks Implicate Hawaiian.
“I didn’t say that.”

I scanned the article. “He doesn’t say Ipo is guilty.”

“He might as well have. Ooh, I’m so mad at Chief Urso, I could spit.”

My mouth fell open. “At Urso?”

“He’s not doing his job. He’s being lazy.”

“Rebecca, calm down. Urso is always fair.” Well, almost always. But now was not the time to fan the flames.

“Bah!” Rebecca said, sounding like my grandfather as she stomped to the rear of the store and shrugged out of her raincoat. If she had been a cartoon character, steam would have billowed from her ears.

Minutes later, as the teens filed out, our local animal rescuer scuttled in.

“Morning, Charlotte, Rebecca, Bozz.” In her hooded coffee brown winter coat, I was struck by how much Tallulah Barker reminded me of an Ewok from
Star Wars
. Not only was she cuddly and squat, but she spoke in a high-pitched, garbled voice. I was surprised to see her without any dogs or cats in tow. She was always trying to place one in a good home.

She pitched off her hood and shook out her frizzy curls.

“New hairstyle, Tallulah?” I asked. How many times had she tried a new hairdo over her sixty-plus years? I had seen at least a dozen.

She peered from beneath her longish bangs. “What do you think?” It came out more like
whatdoyouthink?

“It suits you.”

“I think it makes me look like a Cocker Spaniel.” She pulled her hair into two floppy ears.

I bit back a smile. Yes, from a certain angle, she also resembled a Spaniel, which was a much more apt and flattering description than an Ewok.

“That’s what I get for going to a cut-rate barber instead of a stylist,” she said. “Silly me, trying to save a dime. I’ll take the usual plus an eighth of a pound of that Salame Toscano. I love the peppery flavor.” She scanned the shop. “Wow, is it ever quiet in here. There are swarms of people milling about the faire.” Typically brief at conversation—Tallulah reserved most of her chatter for her animals—she slipped one of the shop’s wicker baskets over her arm and headed toward the jars of honey and preserves.

I edged behind the cheese counter and said, “Thanks, Bozz. Take a break. I’ll need you when Rebecca leaves.”

“Cool.” He shuffled toward the office.

I glanced at Rebecca, who was angrily cutting four slices of Chabichou—Tallulah’s regular order. Chabichou—the pasteurized version—was a dense, slender cylinder of sweet mild cheese. So why was Rebecca sawing it? I considered removing the knife from my lovable assistant’s hand but decided to let her work through her rage. Neither Quigley nor Urso were within range. The cheese would survive.

The front door chimes jangled. Delilah hurried in. “Alert. I need some Tom Cruise cheese, fast.” She meant Tomme Crayeuse, one of my favorite cheeses with citrus overtones. It was a semisoft cheese with a chalky center. “Got some? I need at least two pounds. We’re trying out a new breakfast sandwich, and it’s a major hit.”

“Good morning to you, too,” I said.

“Oh, sorry. Good morning. Beautiful day. Hurry.”

“What else is in the sandwich?” I fetched a wheel of the cheese—
tomme
means wheel—set it on the counter, and prepared the order.

“Scrambled eggs and green onions, two slices of TC, three grinds of the peppermill, and a dash of Tabasco. Simple yet zesty.” Delilah plucked at the red ruffled skirt of her waitress costume. “I took a sample to Urso, to see if I could get the inside scoop on the case. He was with that new deputy. A cutie, if you ask me. Dangerous, but in a good way.”

“Uh-oh. Luigi, watch out,” I teased.

Delilah fluttered her fingers, dismissing me. “Luigi doesn’t have a thing to worry about. The new kid’s way too young for me.”

And Luigi was on the near side of old. I kept mum.

“By the way, did you know that those luau thingies are missing?” Delilah continued.

“The pu’ili sticks,” Rebecca cried. “Yes!”

“I asked Urso if he’d thought to look at Arlo’s house for them. Urso said he had, but they weren’t there.”

“He’d better check out Barton Burrell’s house,” Rebecca said, then eyed me. “I know, I know. I sound like a broken record, but Barton’s got motive. You said so yourself.”

I glanced through the front window. Georgia had disappeared and Barton and his wife weren’t in the diner. Had Georgia decided to tail Barton? If she believed he had hurt her mother, might she do something rash?

“Can you hurry up, Charlotte?” Delilah tapped her foot.

I threw her an acid look. I was slicing and wrapping as fast as I could, and she knew it.

Tallulah approached the register, her basket filled with black sesame crackers and an assortment of jams.

“Yum. It looks like you’re having a party, Mrs. Barker,” Rebecca said.

“I like to snack. Oh, I almost forgot.” She reached into her oversized purse and pulled out two small brown paper bags. “I brought treats for the sweets.” Tallulah spoiled Rags and Rocket with homemade kibble.

Rebecca took the bags and set them on a shelf beneath the register, then started ringing up Tallulah’s items. I rounded the counter with Delilah’s order.

Delilah grabbed the packaged cheese out of my hand and said, “Don’t need a tote, thanks. Put it on the diner’s tab.” And she dashed out.

“That girl never slows down.” Tallulah sidled to the tasting counter and plucked a piece of straw yellow Piave Vecchio from the daily platter. She slipped it into her mouth and purred like one of her cats. “Mmmm. It tastes like Parmesan.”

“And Asiago,” I said. “It’s made in Northern Italy.”

“I love it. By the way, Rebecca, if your Ipo needs another person to corroborate his alibi, I can step up.”

Rebecca’s eyes widened with hope. “You can?”

“How?” I said.

“The two of them weren’t, you know, hush-hush.” Tallulah winked, then chortled, the sound reminding me of a tiger chuffing.

Rebecca turned hot pink. “You heard us, too?”

“You betcha.” Tallulah lived next door to Cherry Orchard Park.

“How did you know it was us?”

“Your laughter is very distinctive, my dear. Like crystal chimes. And I almost forgot.” Tallulah tapped the side of her head. “Should I tell Chief Urso that I saw a person run past the park that night?”

“You saw someone?” Rebecca nearly shouted.

“Man or woman?” I asked.

“Not sure. It was too dark. It was a rather tallish shape, running at a clip. Whoever it was made a heck of a noise.”

With Tallulah being so short,
tallish
would describe almost anyone other than my grandmother.

Using her hands, she outlined the runner, then erased it in the air. “No, that’s not right. I can’t draw worth a lick.”

I wondered if it could have been Georgia Plachette wearing those platform shoes she favored.

“What time was it?” Rebecca said.

“Half past the hour. I was taking four of the pups out for their duty call. Whoever it was held something like a bat.”

“Was it a pu’ili stick?” Rebecca asked, breathless.

Tallulah raised a shoulder and let it drop. “How would I know? It was dark, honey. Didn’t I say that already?”