Read Come Rain or Come Shine Online
Authors: Jan Karon
She was glad the Golden pup at the co-op had found a home. âWe need a puppy; I would love to have a puppy. But it's the wrong time.'
âMaybe it's the perfect time.'
She laughed. âAre you crazy?'
He wouldn't want to answer that in the affirmative, but he'd always been a little crazy, and why stop now when he had just adopted the pup at the co-op? âBein' our animal doc,' Buster told him, âyou get first dibs.'
He took his cell phone from his jeans pocket. âDooley Kavanagh. Good evenin'.'
A single firefly in the tall grass; the last embers of the sunset. She watched his expression in the fading light.
âYes,' he said. âOf course. We'll be here for sure. We're ready. Great. Thanks.'
She heard it in his voice; this was what they had prayed for, worked for, waited for. Her heart was wild.
He spoke again briefly, put the phone in his pocket. âIt's happening,' he said.
âWhen?'
âSaturday.'
They stood in the narrow road, looking at each other, stunned.
âGod help us,' she whispered.
âAnd he will,' said Dooley.
H
e drove into Mitford in Dooley's truck around nine a.m., through fog that flirted among the cedars and blew across the road in wisps.
âIt's not fog, it's clouds,' one of his former parishioners liked to say, and that was of course true, for fog was merely a cloud that wasn't too smitten with itself to visit terra firma.
Harley would be coming to town in the afternoon, in his own truck. He hated the burning of extra gas, not to mention the spew of carbon monoxide into innocent mountain air. But it had to be done. Harley was toting twelve ten-gallon recycled paint buckets of well water, which he'd fill with armloads of Seven Sisters roses. The roses would overnight in the barn, and tomorrow morning would festoon a great deal of Meadowgate.
He let himself in their side door on Wisteria Lane and
heard the oddly consoling drone of Puny's vacuum cleaner above.
It had been a while since they lost Barnabas, but he never entered the house without being startled by his absence. âGood boy,' he whispered.
And good smells. That would be Puny's lamb stew with plenty of garlic, and two peach pies for Monday's lunch with Henry and Walter and Katherine. Too bad that Puny and her brood couldn't attend the wedding; she had helped raise Dooley, after all. But there was an annual Cunningham family reunion, with attendants numbering a couple hundred.
He was grateful for the quietude of the study, the way the slipcover on the sofa seemed at home with itself, and noticed for the first time that his wing chair could use new upholstery. He would be happy to get back here tomorrow night with a brother and a first cousin and his cousin's wife. Family! All under one roof. While most people understandably took family for granted, he took it for grace.
And grandchildren one day, he thought, opening the spice drawer. But wait a minute. That wouldn't be happening. In view of the recent news, it was strange that his dogged yearning for grans had come circling back.
He crossed himself, gave thanks, and burgled their allspice, nutmeg, and cloves for his bakefest in the country. He also sought out a beef rub for the two tenderloins he had offered to roast. Why did he volunteer for doing this stuff? Truth be told, he was feeling a tad pressured.
âI guess you know,' said Lew Boyd when he went inside to pay his gas tab.
âKnow what?'
âGon' get a blow tonight.'
âSay that again?'
âWind gusts up to sixty miles an hour. A blow. Tonight.'
Dear God. If they got such a thing, it would be a blow, all right.
âIt's been on the news all mornin'.'
âWe don't talk about weather in our house,' he said. âAgainst the law.'
And there went his stomach roiling. The tent upside down in somebody's pasture, deviled eggs hither and yon. He would not mention this weather report to anybody at Meadowgate; he wouldn't even listen to the weather station on the drive home. No way did he want to know the particulars.
âLord,' he said aloud as he switched on the ignition, âmay it please you to give us a wonderful day with good weather. That said, Lordâand I mean this sincerelyâyour will be done.'
There. He had dotted every
i
and crossed every
t
.
The orange marmalade cake sat on her kitchen counter in an open box.
Esther pointed to the contents with obvious satisfaction. âLook in,' she said.
He looked in.
â
That
,' she said, âis th' real deal. That is an
Esther Bolick
OMC. I've printed up a sign. It says Esther Bolick's Original OMC.' She handed over the sign, hand-lettered with a Sharpie on an 8x10 manila envelope.
âSays it all!'
âThen again, it doesn't say I'm th' one who actually made it.' She snatched the sign from his hand. âMaybe it should say The Famous Original OMC Made by Esther Bolick
HERSELF
. I do not want any confusion.'
âNo, no, we certainly don't need any confusion.' As covertly as possible, he glanced at his watch. A lot of ground to cover. Plus he'd be working a five a.m. shift to get the hams done and the kitchen cleared for Lily and her crowd.
âEvery Tom, Dick, and Harry in Mitford makes this cake,' she said. âSo th' sign should definitely be more specific about th' creator. What do you think?'
âUm,' he said.
âIf Winnie wants to print up her own sign, that's fine by me. You need to mention that when you pick up from her place.' She closed the box, taped the lid shut. âThis is my weddin' gift to Dooley. He's a good boy. Not that I would be expected to give a gift.'
âRight. Certainly not. Very generous, Esther, but . . .'
âOr why don't you just stand by th' cake table and tell
everybody which is mine? You have more clout than a sign, people will believe you.' She stepped on the lever of her trash can and chucked the manila envelope.
âNo, no. It would be redundant for me to stand by your cake and announce the name of its creator. The truth is, your cake will speak for itself.'
âGo on!' she said, shirking flattery. âThat's what Gene used to say.' Her eyes misted. It had been a brain tumor and a long goodbye.
He stooped a bit, leaned forward, and for emphasis removed his glasses. âYour cake, Esther Bolick, will be recognized at once for its singular perfection, its precise placement of each and every orange slice, and when tasted, wellâthere will be no doubt whatsoever whose cake it is.'
And there was her sudden welcome smile.
âSo thank you sincerely for your generous gift, but I already made out the check.' He pulled it from his shirt pocket, single folded.
âTear it up!' she said, meaning it.
He carried the box to the truck and set it on the floor of the passenger side as carefully as if it were a grenade.
âFather!' Esther called from the porch.
âYes, ma'am!'
âTell 'em to slice it event-style!'
Event-style. He was afraid to ask. âWill do!'
âAn' run hot water on th' knife blade before you make each cut!'
He nodded, threw up his hand.
âIf there's a crumb left on th' platter, I don't want to hear about it!' she hollered, grim as a troll.
âListen to me, Esther! There will be fifty people at this wedding. There will
be
no crumbs
!'
âAnd you leave it alone, you hear? No more comas out of you, Father!'
âKiller cake!' he shouted, and up he went into the refuge of the driver's seat and closed the door.
Driving away, he saw Esther in the side-view mirror, looking bereft. Though she didn't tell her age, she was up thereâeightysomething, for sureâand definitely shriveled since he saw her at Christmas. In truth, he had done some shriveling of his ownâhe could look practically eye to eye with his wife, who, he was amused to learn, refused to shrivel. âWrinkle, maybe,' she said. âBut no shriveling.'
âThe same forces that cause wrinkling cause shriveling,' he said, as if he knew.
She had given him a look. âEnd of discussion.'
He peered again in the side-view mirror. Absolutely not. He couldn't do what he was suddenly inspired to do, he didn't have time. Time was of the essence.
No!
He braked and shut off the engine and climbed out and sprinted up the driveway to the porch.
âHere's a hug,' he said.
âWhy do I need a hug?'
âWhy does anybody need a hug?'
And there was the smile again.
He drove to the Harpers', got no answer to his knock at the door, opened it and yelled, âAnybody home?'
Hoppy came up the hallâwiry gray hair, wearing a pair of old green scrubs, looking his usual handsome and disheveled self.
âOlivia's out getting her mother-of-the-bride dress hemmed. You've done all the work while I've been totally immersed in flying medical personnel into three countries. I feel like a heel.'
They had a good embrace, complete with backslapping.
âDon't feel that way. I can't fly medical personnel anywhere, but I can weed-eat the north strip so you can get the better job done.'
âThanks. Thanks. I owe you, Father. How's it going out there?'
âConsider it nailed,' he said, which was stretching the truth.
âCriminal,' Cynthia called his inability to kick back and let circumstances take their course. In his book, circumstances without close supervision had a tendency to wind up in the ditch. Actually, he'd be glad to come home to Mitford and let the young people get on with their lives.
âSo fill me in,' said Hoppy. âLet's go to the kitchen.'
âThe barn is settled, the cattle are settled, the dress is settled. Now we're into what song they want for the first dance.'
Hoppy pulled out a couple of chairs at the kitchen table.
âOurs was “Come Rain or Come Shine.” Have a seat. Remember that?'
He was pretty astonished that his former physician and parishioner literally burst into song.
â
I'm gonna love you like nobody's loved you
Come rain or come shine
 . . .'
Hoppy laughed, mildly embarrassed. âSo do I qualify for the church choir?'
âYou bet. I'm not sure I remember the song, but I'll never forget Miss Sadie's ballroom the night of your reception. A whole vast room done over just for you and Olivia. Musicians in formal attire. Angels painted on the ceiling. Food from the heavens. We'd never seen anything like it and never will again.'
He and Cynthia hadn't had a first dance. The reception had been held in the parish hall and yours truly had baked the ham and toasts had been delivered via a handheld mike that honkedâand all the parish agog at their bachelor priest tying the knot with a good-looking woman.
Hoppy sang another line or two, as if to himself.
He'd never seen his old friend like this. Clearly, charitable work paid off in a marvelously unforeseen way.