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CHAPTER I.

NEW LAMPS FOR OLD.

 

"Light come, light go."
_________

1.
Propositions.

"Some new Cakes are nice."

"No new Cakes are nice."

"All new cakes are nice."

 

There are three 'PROPOSITIONS' for you—the only three kinds we are going to use in this Game: and the first thing to be done is to learn how to express them on the Board.

Let us begin with

"Some new Cakes are nice."

But before doing so, a remark has to be made—one that is rather important, and by no means easy to understand all in a moment: so please to read this VERY carefully.

The world contains many THINGS (such as "Buns", "Babies", "Beetles".
"Battledores".
&c.); and these Things possess many ATTRIBUTES (such as "baked", "beautiful", "black", "broken", &c.: in fact, whatever can be "attributed to", that is "said to belong to", any Thing, is an Attribute).
Whenever we wish to mention a Thing, we use a SUBSTANTIVE: when we wish to mention an Attribute, we use an ADJECTIVE.
People have asked the question "Can a Thing exist without any Attributes belonging to it?"
It is a very puzzling question, and I'm not going to try to answer it: let us turn up our noses, and treat it with contemptuous silence, as if it really wasn't worth noticing.
But, if they put it the other way, and ask "Can an Attribute exist without any Thing for it to belong to?", we may say at once "No: no more than a Baby could go a railway-journey with no one to take care of it!"
You never saw "beautiful" floating about in the air, or littered about on the floor, without any Thing to BE beautiful, now did you?

And now what am I driving at, in all this long rigmarole?
It is this.
You may put "is" or "are" between names of two THINGS (for example, "some Pigs are fat Animals"), or between the names of two ATTRIBUTES (for example, "pink is light-red"), and in each case it will make good sense.
But, if you put "is" or "are" between the name of a THING and the name of an ATTRIBUTE (for example, "some Pigs are pink"), you do NOT make good sense (for how can a Thing BE an Attribute?) unless you have an understanding with the person to whom you are speaking.
And the simplest understanding would, I think, be this—that the Substantive shall be supposed to be repeated at the end of the sentence, so that the sentence, if written out in full, would be "some Pigs are pink (Pigs)".
And now the word "are" makes quite good sense.

Thus, in order to make good sense of the Proposition "some new Cakes are nice", we must suppose it to be written out in full, in the form "some new Cakes are nice (Cakes)".
Now this contains two 'TERMS'—"new Cakes" being one of them, and "nice (Cakes)" the other.
"New Cakes," being the one we are talking about, is called the 'SUBJECT' of the Proposition, and "nice (Cakes)" the 'PREDICATE'.
Also this Proposition is said to be a 'PARTICULAR' one, since it does not speak of the WHOLE of its Subject, but only of a PART of it.
The other two kinds are said to be 'UNIVERSAL', because they speak of the WHOLE of their Subjects—the one denying niceness, and the other asserting it, of the WHOLE class of "new Cakes".
Lastly, if you would like to have a definition of the word 'PROPOSITION' itself, you may take this:—"a sentence stating that some, or none, or all, of the Things belonging to a certain class, called its 'Subject', are also Things belonging to a certain other class, called its 'Predicate'".

You will find these seven words—PROPOSITION, ATTRIBUTE, TERM, SUBJECT, PREDICATE, PARTICULAR, UNIVERSAL—charmingly useful, if any friend should happen to ask if you have ever studied Logic.
Mind you bring all seven words into your answer, and you friend will go away deeply impressed—'a sadder and a wiser man'.

Now please to look at the smaller Diagram on the Board, and suppose it to be a cupboard, intended for all the Cakes in the world (it would have to be a good large one, of course).
And let us suppose all the new ones to be put into the upper half (marked 'x'), and all the rest (that is, the NOT-new ones) into the lower half (marked 'x'').
Thus the lower half would contain ELDERLY Cakes, AGED Cakes, ANTE-DILUVIAN Cakes—if there are any: I haven't seen many, myself—and so on.
Let us also suppose all the nice Cakes to be put into the left-hand half (marked 'y'), and all the rest (that is, the not-nice ones) into the right-hand half (marked 'y'').
At present, then, we must understand x to mean "new", x' "not-new", y "nice", and y' "not-nice."

And now what kind of Cakes would you expect to find in compartment

No.
5?

It is part of the upper half, you see; so that, if it has any Cakes in it, they must be NEW: and it is part of the left-hand half; so that they must be NICE.
Hence if there are any Cakes in this compartment, they must have the double 'ATTRIBUTE' "new and nice": or, if we use letters, the must be "x y."

Observe that the letters x, y are written on two of the edges of this compartment.
This you will find a very convenient rule for knowing what Attributes belong to the Things in any compartment.
Take No.
7, for instance.
If there are any Cakes there, they must be "x' y", that is, they must be "not-new and nice."

Now let us make another agreement—that a red counter in a compartment shall mean that it is 'OCCUPIED', that is, that there are SOME Cakes in it.
(The word 'some,' in Logic, means 'one or more' so that a single Cake in a compartment would be quite enough reason for saying "there are SOME Cakes here").
Also let us agree that a grey counter in a compartment shall mean that it is 'EMPTY', that is that there are NO Cakes in it.
In the following Diagrams, I shall put '1' (meaning 'one or more') where you are to put a RED counter, and '0' (meaning 'none') where you are to put a GREY one.

As the Subject of our Proposition is to be "new Cakes", we are only concerned, at present, with the UPPER half of the cupboard, where all the Cakes have the attribute x, that is, "new."

Now, fixing our attention on this upper half, suppose we found it marked like this,

          —————-

         | | |

         | 1 | |

         | | |

          —————-

that is, with a red counter in No.
5.
What would this tell us, with regard to the class of "new Cakes"?

Would it not tell us that there are SOME of them in the x y-compartment?
That is, that some of them (besides having the Attribute x, which belongs to both compartments) have the Attribute y (that is, "nice").
This we might express by saying "some x-Cakes are y-(Cakes)", or, putting words instead of letters,

"Some new Cakes are nice (Cakes)",

or, in a shorter form,

"Some new Cakes are nice".

At last we have found out how to represent the first Proposition of this Section.
If you have not CLEARLY understood all I have said, go no further, but read it over and over again, till you DO understand it.
After that is once mastered, you will find all the rest quite easy.

It will save a little trouble, in doing the other Propositions, if we agree to leave out the word "Cakes" altogether.
I find it convenient to call the whole class of Things, for which the cupboard is intended, the 'UNIVERSE.'
Thus we might have begun this business by saying "Let us take a Universe of Cakes."
(Sounds nice, doesn't it?)

Of course any other Things would have done just as well as Cakes.
We might make Propositions about "a Universe of Lizards", or even "a Universe of Hornets".
(Wouldn't THAT be a charming Universe to live in?)

So far, then, we have learned that

          —————-

         | | |

         | 1 | |

         | | |

          —————-

means "some x and y," i.e.
"some new are nice."

I think you will see without further explanation, that

          —————-

         | | |

         | | 1 |

         | | |

          —————-

means "some x are y'," i.e.
"some new are not-nice."

Now let us put a GREY counter into No.
5, and ask ourselves the meaning of

          —————-

         | | |

         | 0 | |

         | | |

          —————-

This tells us that the x y-compartment is EMPTY, which we may express by "no x are y", or, "no new Cakes are nice".
This is the second of the three Propositions at the head of this Section.

In the same way,

          —————-

         | | |

         | | 0 |

         | | |

          —————-

would mean "no x are y'," or, "no new Cakes are not-nice."

What would you make of this, I wonder?

          —————-

         | | |

         | 1 | 1 |

         | | |

          —————-

I hope you will not have much trouble in making out that this represents a DOUBLE Proposition: namely, "some x are y, AND some are y'," i.e.
"some new are nice, and some are not-nice."

The following is a little harder, perhaps:

          —————-

         | | |

         | 0 | 0 |

         | | |

          —————-

This means "no x are y, AND none are y'," i.e.
"no new are nice, AND none are not-nice": which leads to the rather curious result that "no new exist," i.e.
"no Cakes are new."
This is because "nice" and "not-nice" make what we call an 'EXHAUSTIVE' division of the class "new Cakes": i.e.
between them, they EXHAUST the whole class, so that all the new Cakes, that exist, must be found in one or the other of them.

And now suppose you had to represent, with counters the contradictory to "no Cakes are new", which would be "some Cakes are new", or, putting letters for words, "some Cakes are x", how would you do it?

This will puzzle you a little, I expect.
Evidently you must put a red counter SOMEWHERE in the x-half of the cupboard, since you know there are SOME new Cakes.
But you must not put it into the LEFT-HAND compartment, since you do not know them to be NICE: nor may you put it into the RIGHT-HAND one, since you do not know them to be NOT-NICE.

What, then, are you to do?
I think the best way out of the difficulty is to place the red counter ON THE DIVISION-LINE between the xy-compartment and the xy'-compartment.
This I shall represent (as I always put '1' where you are to put a red counter) by the diagram

          —————-

         | | |

         | -1- |

         | | |

          —————-

Our ingenious American cousins have invented a phrase to express the position of a man who wants to join one or the other of two parties—such as their two parties 'Democrats' and 'Republicans'—but can't make up his mind WHICH.
Such a man is said to be "sitting on the fence."
Now that is exactly the position of the red counter you have just placed on the division-line.
He likes the look of No.
5, and he likes the look of No.
6, and he doesn't know WHICH to jump down into.
So there he sits astride, silly fellow, dangling his legs, one on each side of the fence!

Now I am going to give you a much harder one to make out.
What does this mean?

          —————-

         | | |

         | 1 | 0 |

         | | |

          —————-

This is clearly a DOUBLE Proposition.
It tells us not only that "some x are y," but also the "no x are NOT y."
Hence the result is "ALL x are y," i.e.
"all new Cakes are nice", which is the last of the three Propositions at the head of this Section.

We see, then, that the Universal Proposition

"All new Cakes are nice"

consists of TWO Propositions taken together, namely,

 "Some new Cakes are nice,"

        and "No new Cakes are not-nice."

In the same way

          —————-

         | | |

         | 0 | 1 |

         | | |

          —————-

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