Complete Works of Rudyard Kipling (Illustrated) (256 page)

“If you make me do that,” said Black Sheep very quietly, “I shall burn this house down, and perhaps I’ll kill you. I don’t know whether I can kill you — you ‘re so bony — but I’ll try.”

No punishment followed this blasphemy, though Black Sheep held himself ready to work his way to Aunty Rosa’s withered throat, and grip there till he was beaten off. Perhaps Aunty Rosa was afraid, for Black Sheep, having reached the Nadir of Sin, bore himself with a new recklessness.

In the midst of all the trouble there came a visitor from over the seas to Downe Lodge, who knew Papa and Mamma, and was commissioned to see Punch and Judy. Black Sheep was sent to the drawing-room and charged into a solid tea-table laden with china.

“Gently, gently, little man,” said the visitor turning Black Sheep’s face to the light slowly. “What’s that big bird on the palings?”

“What bird?” asked Black Sheep.

The visitor looked deep down into Black Sheep’s eyes for a half a minute, and then said suddenly: “Good God, the little chap’s nearly blind.”

It was a most business-like visitor. He gave orders, on his own responsibility, that Black Sheep was not to go to school or open a book until Mamma came home. “She’ll be here in three weeks, as you know of course,” said he, “and I’m Inverarity Sahib. I ushered you into this wicked world, young man, and a nice use you seem to have made of your time. You must do nothing whatever. Can you do that?”

“Yes,” said Punch in a dazed way. He had known that Mamma was coming. There was a chance, then, of another beating. Thank Heaven, Papa was n’t coming too. Aunty Rosa had said of late that he ought to be beaten by a man.

For the next three weeks Black Sheep was strictly allowed to do nothing. He spent his time in the old nursery looking at the broken toys, for all of which account must be rendered to Mamma. Aunty Rosa hit him over the hands if even a wooden boat were broken. But that sin was of small importance compared to the other revelations, so darkly hinted at by Aunty Rosa. “When your mother comes, and hears what I have to tell her, she may appreciate you properly,” she said grimly, and mounted guard over Judy lest that small maiden should attempt to comfort her brother, to the peril of her own soul.

And Mamma came — in a four-wheeler and a flutter of tender excitement. Such a Mamma! She was young, frivolously young, and beautiful, with delicately flushed cheeks, eyes that shone like stars, and a voice that needed no additional appeal of outstretched arms to draw little ones to her heart. Judy ran straight to her, but Black Sheep hesitated. Could this wonder be “showing off”? She would not put out her arms when she knew of his crimes. Meantime was it possible that by fondling she wanted to get anything out of Black Sheep? Only all his love and all his confidence; but that Black Sheep did not know. Aunty Rosa withdrew and left Mamma, kneeling between her children, half laughing, half crying, in the very hall where Punch and Judy had wept five years before.

“Well, chicks, do you remember me?”

“No,” said Judy frankly, “but I said ‘God bless Papa and Mamma,’ ev’vy night.”

“A little,” said Black Sheep. “Remember I wrote to you every week, anyhow. That is n’t to show off, but ‘cause of what comes afterward.”

“What comes after! What should come after, my darling boy?” And she drew him to her again. He came awkwardly, with many angles. “Not used to petting,” said the quick Mother-soul. “The girl is.”

“She’s too little to hurt anyone,” thought Black Sheep, “and if I said I’d kill her, she’d be afraid. I wonder what Aunty Rosa will tell.”

There was a constrained late dinner, at the end of which Mamma picked up Judy and put her to bed with endearments manifold. Faithless little Judy had shown her defection from Aunty Rosa already. And that lady resented it bitterly. Black Sheep rose to leave the room.

“Come and say good night,” said Aunty Rosa, offering a withered cheek.

“Huh!” said Black Sheep. “I never kiss you, and I’m not going to show off. Tell that woman what I’ve done, and see what she says.”

Black Sheep climbed into bed feeling that he had lost Heaven after a glimpse through the gates. In half an hour “that woman” was bending over him. Black Sheep flung up his right arm. It was n’t fair to come and hit him in the dark. Even Aunty Rosa never tried that. But no blow followed.

“Are you showing off? I won’t tell you anything more than Aunty Rosa has, and she does n’t know everything,” said Black Sheep as clearly as he could for the arms round his neck.

“Oh, my son — my little, little son! It was my fault — my fault, darling — and yet how could we help it? Forgive me, Punch.” The voice died out in a broken whisper, and two hot tears fell on Black Sheep’s forehead.

“Has she been making you cry, too?” he asked. “You should see Jane cry. But you’re nice, and Jane is a Born Liar — Aunty Rosa says so.”

“Hush, Punch, hush! My boy, don’t talk like that. Try to love me a little bit — a little bit. You don’t know how I want it. Punch-baba, come back to me! I am your Mother — your own Mother — and never mind the rest. I know — yes, I know, dear. It does n’t matter now. Punch, won’t you care for me a little?”

It is astonishing how much petting a big boy of ten can endure when he is quite sure that there is no one to laugh at him. Black Sheep had never been made much of before, and here was this beautiful woman treating him — Black Sheep, the Child of the Devil and the Inheritor of Undying Flame — as though he were a small God.

“I care for you a great deal, Mother dear,” he whispered at last, “and I’m glad you’ve come back; but are you sure Aunty Rosa told you everything?”

“Everything. What does it matter? But —  — ” the voice broke with a sob that was also laughter — ”Punch, my poor, dear, half-blind darling, don’t you think it was a little foolish of you?”

“No. It saved a lickin’.”

Mamma shuddered and slipped away in the darkness to write a long letter to Papa. Here is an extract:

“... Judy is a dear, plump little prig who adores the woman, and wears with as much gravity as her religious opinions — only eight, Jack! — a venerable horsehair atrocity which she calls her Bustle. I have just burned it, and the child is asleep in my bed as I write. She will come to me at once. Punch I cannot quite understand. He is well nourished, but seems to have been worried into a system of small deceptions which the woman magnifies into deadly sins. Don’t you recollect our own up-bringing, dear, when the Fear of the Lord was so often the beginning of falsehood? I shall win Punch to me before long. I am taking the children away into the country to get them to know me, and, on the whole, I am content, or shall be when you come home, dear boy, and then, thank God, we shall be all under one roof again at last!”

* * * * *

Three months later, Punch, no longer Black Sheep, has discovered that he is the veritable owner of a real, live, lovely Mamma, who is also a sister, comforter, and friend, and that he must protect her till the Father comes home. Deception does not suit the part of a protector, and, when one can do anything without question, where is the use of deception?

“Mother would be awfully cross if you walked through that ditch,” says Judy, continuing a conversation.

“Mother’s never angry,” says Punch. “She’d just say, ‘You’re a little pagal’; and that’s not nice, but I’ll show.”

Punch walks through the ditch and mires himself to the knees. “Mother, dear,” he shouts, “I’m just as dirty as I can pos-sib-ly be!”

“Then change your clothes as quickly as you pos-sib-ly can!” rings out Mother’s clear voice from the house. “And don’t be a little pagal!”

“There! Told you so,” says Punch. “It’s all different now, and we are just as much Mother’s as if she had never gone.”

Not altogether, O Punch, for when young lips have drunk deep of the bitter waters of Hate, Suspicion, and Despair, all the Love in the world will not wholly take away that knowledge; though it may turn darkened eyes for a while to the light, and teach Faith where no Faith was.

HIS MAJESTY THE KING

“Where the word of a King is, there is power: And who may say unto him — What doest thou?”

“Yeth! And Chimo to sleep at ve foot of ve bed, and ve pink pikky-book, and ve bwead — ’cause I will be hungwy in ve night — and vat’s all, Miss Biddums. And now give me one kiss and I’ll go to sleep. — So! Kite quiet. Ow! Ve pink pikky-book has slidded under ve pillow and ve bwead is cwumbling! Miss Biddums! Miss
Bid
dums! I’m
so
uncomfy! Come and tuck me up, Miss Biddums.”

His Majesty the King was going to bed; and poor, patient Miss Biddums, who had advertised herself humbly as a “young person, European, accustomed to the care of little children,” was forced to wait upon his royal caprices. The going to bed was always a lengthy process, because His Majesty had a convenient knack of forgetting which of his many friends, from the mehter’s son to the Commissioner’s daughter, he had prayed for, and, lest the Deity should take offence, was used to toil through his little prayers, in all reverence, five times in one evening. His Majesty the King believed in the efficacy of prayer as devoutly as he believed in Chimo the patient spaniel, or Miss Biddums, who could reach him down his gun — ”with cursuffun caps —
reel
ones” — from the upper shelves of the big nursery cupboard.

At the door of the nursery his authority stopped. Beyond lay the empire of his father and mother — two very terrible people who had no time to waste upon His Majesty the King. His voice was lowered when he passed the frontier of his own dominions, his actions were fettered, and his soul was filled with awe because of the grim man who lived among a wilderness of pigeon-holes and the most fascinating pieces of red tape, and the wonderful woman who was always getting into or stepping out of the big carriage.

To the one belonged the mysteries of the “
duftar
-room”; to the other the great, reflected wilderness of the “Memsahib’s room” where the shiny, scented dresses hung on pegs, miles and miles up in the air, and the just-seen plateau of the toilet-table revealed an acreage of speckly combs, broidered “hanafitch bags,” and “white-headed” brushes.

There was no room for His Majesty the King either in official reserve or mundane gorgeousness. He had discovered that, ages and ages ago — before even Chimo came to the house, or Miss Biddums had ceased grizzling over a packet of greasy letters which appeared to be her chief treasure on earth. His Majesty the King, therefore, wisely confined himself to his own territories, where only Miss Biddums, and she feebly, disputed his sway.

From Miss Biddums he had picked up his simple theology and welded it to the legends of gods and devils that he had learned in the servants’ quarters.

To Miss Biddums he confided with equal trust his tattered garments and his more serious griefs. She would make everything whole. She knew exactly how the Earth had been born, and had reassured the trembling soul of His Majesty the King that terrible time in July when it rained continuously for seven days and seven nights, and — there was no Ark ready and all the ravens had flown away! She was the most powerful person with whom he was brought into contact — always excepting the two remote and silent people beyond the nursery door.

How was His Majesty the King to know that, six years ago, in the summer of his birth, Mrs. Austell, turning over her husband’s papers, had come upon the intemperate letter of a foolish woman who had been carried away by the silent man’s strength and personal beauty? How could he tell what evil the overlooked slip of note-paper had wrought in the mind of a desperately jealous wife? How could he, despite his wisdom, guess that his mother had chosen to make of it excuse for a bar and a division between herself and her husband, that strengthened and grew harder to break with each year; that she, having unearthed this skeleton in the cupboard, had trained it into a household God which should be about their path and about their bed, and poison all their ways?

These things were beyond the province of His Majesty the King. He only knew that his father was daily absorbed in some mysterious work for a thing called the
Sirkar
and that his mother was the victim alternately of the
Nautch
and the
Burrakhana
. To these entertainments she was escorted by a Captain-Man for whom His Majesty the King had no regard.

“He doesn’t laugh,” he argued with Miss Biddums, who would fain have taught him charity. “He only makes faces wiv his mouf, and when he wants to o-muse me I am
not
o-mused.” And His Majesty the King shook his head as one who knew the deceitfulness of this world.

Morning and evening it was his duty to salute his father and mother — the former with a grave shake of the hand, and the latter with an equally grave kiss. Once, indeed, he had put his arms round his mother’s neck, in the fashion he used toward Miss Biddums. The openwork of his sleeve-edge caught in an earring, and the last stage of His Majesty’s little overture was a suppressed scream and summary dismissal to the nursery.

“It’s w’ong,” thought His Majesty the King, “to hug Memsahibs wiv fings in veir ears. I will amember.” He never repeated the experiment.

Miss Biddums, it must be confessed, spoiled him as much as his nature admitted, in some sort of recompense for what she called “the hard ways of his Papa and Mamma.” She, like her charge, knew nothing of the trouble between man and wife — the savage contempt for a woman’s stupidity on the one side, or the dull, rankling anger on the other. Miss Biddums had looked after many little children in her time, and served in many establishments. Being a discreet woman, she observed little and said less, and, when her pupils went over the sea to the Great Unknown which she, with touching confidence in her hearers, called “Home,” packed up her slender belongings and sought for employment afresh, lavishing all her love on each successive batch of ingrates. Only His Majesty the King had repaid her affection with interest; and in his uncomprehending ears she had told the tale of nearly all her hopes, her aspirations, the hopes that were dead, and the dazzling glories of her ancestral home in “
Cal
cutta, close to Wellington Square.”