Confessions of a Little Black Gown
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Authors: Elizabeth Boyle
Confessions of a Little Black Gown
To Jessica Burtt,
whose bubbly spirit and bright eyes
have lit up our home and our lives for so many years.
Where would we have been all this time without you?
May you continue to grow and flourish
and bring the same joy to the children you teach
as you have to my children.
They are lucky to have you.
Come to bed, my love,” called a rich, sultry voice…
Tally, whatever are you doing there clutching your writing desk…
Miss, where do you want your trunk?” the footman asked…
The mists that swirled around Larken as he walked down…
After dinner, the ladies made their requisite departure for the…
Good God! Larken had eluded Napoleon’s best agents. Slipped in…
What do you mean Hollindrake’s cousin was watching our windows?”…
Larken felt Miss Langley’s presence long before he heard the…
Whatever had Larken thinking such thoughts?
Tell me you had nothing to do with this,” Felicity…
Larken nearly leapt out of his skin at the sound…
Every conversation in the room stopped and nearly all eyes…
Larken got to his room, his anger over his failure…
Somewhere in the madness of passion, Larken began to awaken.
Tally knew she’d waded into dark, dangerous waters the moment…
Larken watched Tally come down the stairs and felt an…
Tally started for the ballroom and nearly tripped with her…
Tally looked down at her chest, fully expecting to see…
Tally and Larken had made it to the tiny Scottish…
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London
June 1814
C
ome to bed, my love,” called a rich, sultry voice from the doorway of the parlor.
“Yes, yes, Lizzie, I am nearly done here,” Horatio Thurber said, glancing up from the script he was reading.
His wife sauntered into the small room, a gauzy silk nightgown draped over her lush form. An actress right down to her toes, his Lizzie never made anything but the most elegant of entrances.
“What is that you’re reading?” she asked, her hand resting on his shoulder, tempting him with her light, teasing touch to come to bed. To bed her.
“A play,” he said. “
Lady Persephone’s Perilous Affair
.”
“You look quite engaged. Who wrote it? Beadle?
Or was it that Wilson fellow—his plays are such good fun.”
“Neither. Two ladies penned this.”
She laughed. “Ladies? Oh, Horatio! Not some morality play about a sniveling governess and her over-bearing employer.”
“No, not at all,” he murmured, engrossed in the action on the pages. “These chits can write.”
He handed her the first page and she began to read aloud. Actresses never read anything silently when there was an audience to be had.
“By Lady Philippa Knolles and Miss Thalia Langley.” She paused. “Sounds to me like a pair of spoiled Mayfair misses if ever there were.”
“Most likely,” he muttered.
“Is it good?” she asked skeptically. Lizzie, the daughter of a carter and a seamstress, had never had much use for the upper classes. Their gold, yes. Their ability to actually produce something other than bastards, no. “Horatio,” she repeated. “Is it good?”
What she meant was, would it earn them a pretty penny.
He nodded, still reading away.
“Whatever is it about?” she asked, climbing into his lap and gazing at the pages he held, and after she’d scanned a few paragraphs, she groaned. “Not another pirate tale. You promised me—no more pirates. They are wretched to stage and you’ll have to cast Piers as the lead—that scene-stealing, difficult pri—”
“Ah, but this play is the exception, Lizzie.”
She huffed a sigh and began to read as well, and
eventually she was wiping tears from her eyes. “Harrumph! I do so hate being proven wrong, but this is engaging. You must secure it before someone else does. Am I to play Miss Potter?”
He grinned. “Exactly. And Angeline is our Persephone.”
She leaned over and dug through the discarded pages for the first one she’d dropped earlier. “Lady Philippa Knolles.
Knolles
,” she said. “I remember now. She was with that privateer—Captain Dashwell—the one who got nicked at a ball. I heard tell she was his…” Her mouth fell open and a light of pure avarice illuminated her eyes. “Think of it, Horatio. If she really could do this—break her pirate out of prison, save him from the hangman’s noose—and us with the entire plot in production.”
He laughed and kissed his greedy wife soundly. “’Tis only a play, Lizzie-my-love. It would be nigh on impossible for two Bath misses, a spinster and a servant to free a man from Marshalsea.”
“Harrumph,” Lizzie sputtered as she led him from the parlor to their bedchamber. “God bless them if they tried—they’d make us richer than the King if they succeeded.”
Sometimes when a Season fails to secure the happiness of a young lady or two, say one’s sister or cousin, then the next course of action is to organize the perfect house party.
A notation found on the back page of
The Bachelor Chronicles
T
ally, whatever are you doing there clutching your writing desk like someone is about to steal it?” Lady Philippa Knolles asked.
“Someone is, Pippin,” her cousin, Miss Thalia Langley replied, nodding in the direction where Tally’s sister, the former Miss Felicity Langley, now the Duchess of Hollindrake, stood in the posting inn yard, ordering the harried footman about with military precision.
“She’s rearranging the luggage?” Pippin looked askance at the melee of boxes and trunks.
“Yet again,” Tally sighed, sharing a commiserating glance with her dog, Brutus, who was ever at the hem of her gown. “She used to do this to Papa when we were traveling on the Continent. Order the
trunks and bags rearranged over and over again. Don’t you recall how she harried those poor fellows when we moved to London last winter?”
“Oh, yes,” Pippin mused. “I had quite forgotten. Perhaps Hollindrake could suggest—”
“I’ve already advised him not to waste his breath. Papa and I learned never to argue with her over it, for she only fusses all the more until it is all put to her liking.”
“Is there such an arrangement?” Pippin asked, her face a mask of innocence, but her eyes sparkling.
Tally laughed. “No, but she is determined to discover one.”
There was barely room for the Duke’s procession of carriages and wagons in the small yard, let alone the luggage now stacked in every remaining bit of space. And worse yet, the untimely arrival of a crowded mail coach, as well as a post-chaise, had only added to the chaos as the passengers and postilions jostled for room. Add to that, the luggage from the mail coach was being divided, as some of the passengers departed and others waded through the confusion to gain their appointed seats.
“I’ll not lose my sketchbook and jewelry case,” Tally complained, clutching her writing box closer. “And one of us had best stand guard over our carriage, lest we find her over here ready to send our trunks to the wagons beneath a crate of dishes and insisting Aunt Minty be moved as well.”
“She wouldn’t!” Pippin declared, nonetheless taking a nervous glance at Felicity. “I do think she’s far too busy to notice our poor possessions.”
Tally’s reply was an arched glance.
“Oh, dear, you’re right.” Pippin’s brow furrowed. “Look she’s sending some fellow over here now.”
Muttering her favorite Russian curse under her breath, Tally planted herself firmly before the carriage she and Pippin were sharing with their aged chaperone, Aunt Minty.
The footman’s pace slowed as he neared them and found himself facing the two young misses.
“And just what do you think you are doing?” Tally asked, handing her desk over to Pippin and scooping up Brutus.
The young man hung his head. “Well, miss, ’tis Her Grace’s orders. I’ve come for the trunks and your aunt.” He stretched out his hand toward the carriage door, and Tally sidestepped into his path.
“Bother Her Grace! You’re not to open that door!”
Brutus aided her cause by letting out a menacing growl. Well, as menacing as one could be when you were a dog that could fit easily into a hatbox, and a very small hatbox at that.
Still, it was enough to get the footman to draw back his fingers, for Tally’s little dog had gained a reputation amongst the duke’s servants as being “a nasty bit of trouble.”
Tally shot a heated glance toward her sister, who was right now arguing with the wagon driver over the proper balancing of trunks, before she turned her glare on the hapless servant. “Our Aunt Minty is sleeping. She is not to be disturbed.”
Yet the footman persisted. “Miss, I can’t go back there without something in hand.” He lowered his voice and pleaded, “She’ll have my hide.”
Oh, dear. Poor man. He was right. Felicity would have his hide.
Tally heaved a sigh and wished her sister’s fondest desire had been to marry a tailor or a butcher, rather than a duke. Quite frankly, her twin had become a regular tyrant since she’d married Hollindrake. Not that she wasn’t still loveable, it was just that…well, now that Felicity actually was a duchess, she’d become utterly intractable, more so than when they’d been mere paupers living on Brook Street.
If such a thing were possible to believe.
“Please, miss,” the fellow begged. “Isn’t there something you can spare?”
Tally glanced around the back of the elegant barouche. “Take the larger one there—that ought to satisfy her, and it should help balance out that mess she’s creating on the wagon.”
The man doffed his cap and practically wept in relief to have some offering to take back to his difficult mistress.
As he happily lumbered away, struggling under the weight of Tally’s belongings, Pippin leaned over and said, “You needn’t have made quite that much of a sacrifice.”
“What do you mean?” Tally asked, watching her sister’s lips fan out in a smile of glee at the arrival of yet another trunk to move about.
“Giving up your clothes to keep Felicity at bay.”
“Not really,” Tally said, putting Brutus back down on the ground and retrieving her desk from Pippin.
“How so?”
“For if she loses it, then she’ll owe me a new wardrobe.”
Pippin laughed, her blue eyes crinkling in the corners. “And here I thought you had placed yourself on the altar for my sake.” She tucked a stray strand of blonde hair back beneath her bonnet.
“Hardly so,” Tally said, waving one gloved hand, her gaze flitting over the jumbled luggage and landing on a woman who stood in the shade of a large tree across the yard.
About Tally’s height and slim build, the lady wore widow’s weeds—in black from head to toe. It was nearly impossible to discern her age, shadowed as her face was by the large brim of an elegant hat, but Tally found herself intrigued by the aristocratic line of her nose, and the point of the lady’s chin, which lent her angular face a unique distinction.
The artist in Tally loved unusual faces, and immediately she began to memorize and catalogue the lady’s features until she had time to sketch them.
But as she studied the woman, something struck her as odd. Instead of the dour, mournful expression one expected from a woman in weeds, the mysterious lady was watching the proceedings in the yard as if she were calculating something, her gloved hand gripping the gnarled, thick bark of the chestnut tree she stood beneath.
Most likely keeping her hawklike gleam on her luggage, Tally mused.
Just then the widow turned and said something to a large man behind her—a servant, from his dress—snapping her fingers and speaking quickly, then pointing at the post-chaise.
Tally glanced at the dark carriage as well, then back at the lady, unable to shake the notion that something wasn’t quite right here—that she was concealing more than grief beneath her black bombazine.
Besides, there was something vaguely familiar about the lady. As if Tally had seen her face before. Somewhere. But before she could place the widow, Pippin nudged her in the ribs.
“Tally, are you listening to me?” she asked. “Do you want me to get you some tea or not?”
“Um, uh, no,” she said, momentarily distracted from her musings.
“Are you sure?” her cousin insisted.
Tally glanced back at her. “Oh, sorry. Yes, I would love some.”
Pippin opened the door of the carriage, caught up both of their tea caddy baskets, and made her haphazard way into the inn, while Tally remained behind to stand guard.
What she would really love, she would have liked to tell Pippin, or anyone who would listen, was not to be part of this circus. Not to have to spend her summer at Hollindrake House.
She nudged a stone loose with her slipper and huffed a little sigh.
A house party. Tally begged to differ. A party implied an event filled with gaiety and amusements. What her sister had planned was nothing more than an opportunity for Felicity to lord over everyone who had naysayed her grand notions of marrying a duke.
Tally snorted in a very unladylike fashion. If that were the end of her sister’s machinations, it wouldn’t be so intolerable, but she knew what Felicity had truly
planned—this house party was nothing more than another way for her to work her matchmaking evil.
Oh, I should have burned that wretched
Bachelor Chronicles
of hers when I had the chance
.
For that horrible journal of Felicity’s, the one she’d kept for years now, recording all the attributes and material wealth of the lords and gentleman of society, was everything that was wrong with the notion of marriage—at least in Tally’s estimation.
Whatever had happened to love at first sight? With finding a man who ignited one’s imagination, one’s heart, one’s soul?
No, instead Tally was going to spend the next fortnight surrounded by perfectly eligible
partis
. Men specifically chosen by Felicity for their breeding, wealth and social ranking.
Like Lord Dalderby or Viscount Gossett.
This time Tally shuddered.
She knew she should be excited and grateful for this opportunity, for what unmarried chit of one and twenty wouldn’t welcome the chance to be favored with an invitation to an exclusive house party stocked from the rafters to the cellar with unmarried and eligible men?
Not Tally. For the men Felicity invited were hardly the sort she desired. Someone dark and mysterious. Who’d seen the world that existed beyond England’s quaint and quiet green shores.
Unfortunately for Tally, her father’s globe-trotting ways ran deeply through her veins, and the staid, predictable life her twin had chosen seemed more a prison sentence than the veritable pot of gold most viewed such an unlikely and lofty match.
No, there would be no mysterious suitors for her, no affairs of the heart, no heart-wrenching choices between the pinnacles of love and death.
She glanced once again across the frantic yard at the huge chestnut tree anchored at the corner of the stables, but the widow had gone—most likely to rescue her luggage or seek refuge from Felicity’s battlefield.
Envy, sharp and piercing, stabbed Tally’s heart. This widow, for all her dark and searching glances, had the one thing Tally would never have—at least not until she was lucky enough to don a widow’s weeds.
Her freedom.
Three days later
“Oh, Thatcher, there you are,” Tally said, coming to a stop in the middle of her brother-in-law’s study, not even having bothered to knock. She supposed if he were any other duke, not the man who’d once been their footman, she’d have to view him as the toplofty and unapproachable Duke of Hollindrake, as everyone else did.
Thankfully, Thatcher never expected
her
to stand on formality.
The room was cast in shadows, which perfectly matched her gloomy mood over being a pawn in her sister’s outrageous plans.
“One of the maids said she saw a carriage arrive,” she began, “some wretchedly poor contraption that couldn’t belong to one of Felicity’s guests, and I thought it might be my missing…”
Her voice trailed off as Brutus came trotting up behind her, having stopped on the way down the stairs to give a footman’s boot a bit of a chew. Her ever-present companion had paused for only a second before he let out a little growl, then launched himself toward a spot in a shadowed corner, as if he’d spied a rat.
No, make that a very ill-looking pair of boots.
Thatcher had company? She tamped down the blush that started to rise on her cheeks, remembering that she’d just insulted this unknown visitor’s carriage.
Oh, dash it all! What had she called it?
Some wretchedly poor contraption…
Tally shot a glance at Thatcher, who nodded toward the shadows, even as a man rose up from the chair there. Immediately, the world as Tally knew it tilted, because this man had the bearing and grace of an ancient god, like watching one of the Greek sculptures Lord Hamilton had been forever collecting in Naples come to life.
A shiver ran down her spine, like a forebear of something momentous. She couldn’t breathe, she couldn’t move, and she knew, just knew, her entire life was about to change.
It made no sense, but then again, Tally had never put much stock in sense, common or otherwise.
If only Thatcher’s study wasn’t so bloody dark!
Then again, Tally didn’t really need to see the man, whose boot Brutus had attached himself to, to
know
him.
Hadn’t their Nanny Jamilla always said it would happen just like this? That one day she’d come face
to face with the man who was her destiny and she’d just know?
Even without being able to see his face, she supposed.
Perhaps it was because her heart thudded to a halt just by the way he stood, so tall and erect, even with a devilish little affenpinscher affixed to his boot.
Heavens! With Brutus thus, how could this man ever move forward?
“Oh, dear! Brutus, you rag-mannered mutt, come away from there,” she said, pasting her best smile on her face and wishing that she weren’t wearing one of Felicity’s old hand-me-down gowns. And blast Felicity for her tiresome meddling, for if she’d just left well enough alone and not insisted the trunks be changed around, Tally’s trunk wouldn’t have become lost.