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Authors: Simon Brett
âThank you, Mr Keynes,' said Detective Inspector Bury with a quiet smile. âI'll bear that in mind. So . . . it is your belief that Ralph Rudgwick was very serious about Miss Luccarini?'
âOh yes. He was in love with her, no doubt about it. And she with him. A very strong, passionate relationship. Ralph kept saying he would have moved in with her permanently â but for the fact that he was married.'
âDoesn't stop a lot of people these days, Mr Keynes. There is such a thing as divorce.'
âAccording to Ralph, Jane wouldn't hear of the idea. Anyway . . .' he gestured round the gallery, â. . . Jane's money bought most of this, and Ralph didn't want to put his nice cosy set-up here at risk.'
âDoesn't that mean that Mr Rudgwick's death puts you in financial difficulties, Mr Keynes?'
The gallery owner favoured him with a patronizing smile. âNo, Detective Inspector. Money has never been a problem for me. If I choose to replace Ralph, I will. And, if I don't . . .' he shrugged, â. . . I'll just run the place on my own.'
Bury looked thoughtful. âSo . . . To recap . . . It is your assumption that Mrs Rudgwick killed her husband because she could no longer stand the humiliation of his flaunting his mistress at her?'
âSomething like that, yes.'
âDid you ever see him actually humiliate his wife in public by appearing with his mistress?'
âNo. But then Jane was never there on such occasions.'
âOh?'
âJane hardly ever came to London. She stayed down in Henley. And tried to keep Ralph down there as much as possible too.'
âHow do you mean exactly?'
âShe kept being ill, so he had to go back home rather than stay in London. Well, at least she claimed she was ill . . .'
âMeaning you don't think she was?'
âI think it was just her way of demanding his attention. Since she didn't have any sexual power over him, she had to exert some other kind of control. Money was part of it, but her health was always there to fall back on. I mean, the whole of the last fortnight, for instance, Jane claimed to be ill. Poor old Ralph was having to commute from Henley every day â even stay down there some days. No opportunity to see Gina for anything more than the odd meal â very frustrated he was getting.'
âAnd you think Mrs Rudgwick's illness was pure fabrication?'
âWell, the timing does seem a bit odd, doesn't it? She's so ill for two weeks that hubby has to go back home every night, but then when she wants to go off on her painting course â and when she knows that hubby's mistress is about to go to Italy for a fortnight â she suddenly gets better.'
âHm.' The Inspector tapped his chin reflectively. âAnd did Ralph Rudgwick ever talk to you in detail about how unsatisfactory his marriage was?'
âWell, no. Not in so many words. But, come on, I didn't have to be Sherlock Holmes to deduce it from the circumstances, did I?'
âNo,' said Detective Inspector Bury slowly. âNo, perhaps not.'
In the pastel sitting room, Jane Rudgwick looked as puffy-eyed as ever at their next encounter, which took place on the Monday afternoon. Once again an invisible miasma of scent floated around her.
âSo you drove up to the Lake District for your painting course, Mrs Rudgwick?'
âYes.'
âArriving there at ten o'clock in the evening.'
âAh. You checked?'
âYes, Mrs Rudgwick. Now, assuming Friday evening traffic, and assuming you drove up the M5 and M6â'
âOh, but I didn't.'
âWhat?'
âI hate driving on motorways. All that traffic, all going so fast. No, I drove up through Cheltenham, Worcester, Shrewsbury and so on . . . All the minor roads.'
Well, that's in character for this little mouse of a woman, thought the Inspector as he observed out loud, âMust've taken you a lot longer.'
âYes, but it put less of a strain on my nerves.'
âOf course. So what time did you leave the house on the Friday?'
âAbout three.'
âAnd was your husband here when you left?'
âYes. He hadn't gone into the office that day.'
âWhy not?'
âI don't know, Inspector.' The puffy eyes blinked ingenuously through the glasses.
âAnd you didn't have any argument before he left?'
âArgument?' Jane Rudgwick echoed the word, as if it was in a foreign language she didn't speak. âMe and Ralph? No.'
âAre you suggesting that you never argued?'
âWe didn't have anything to argue about.'
Detective Inspector Bury let that pass for the moment. âSo, Mrs Rudgwick, would you say yours was a happy marriage?'
âOh yes,' she replied, âyes,' as if she were surprised that he had even thought to ask the question.
He changed tack. âAccording to our records, Mrs Rudgwick, your husband owned a pistol.'
âHe did, yes. He used to be quite keen on target shooting. Hadn't done it for a year or two, but in the past he did. Was a member of a club, that kind of thing.'
âMm. The gun that killed him was similar to the one he owned . . .'
âAh.' A sob welled up in Jane Rudgwick's throat at this reminder of the reality of her husband's death.
â. . . but we haven't been able to find his gun anywhere in the house.'
âI think he used to keep it locked in one of the desk drawers in his study.'
âWe've looked there. No sign of it. We've looked everywhere.'
âOh.' She appeared genuinely puzzled by this information.
âOn the other hand . . .' Detective Inspector Bury timed his
coup de théâtre
carefully â. . . we have found traces of gunshot residue particles on some tissues in a bag of rubbish.'
âWhat rubbish?'
âThe rubbish that had been tied up in a plastic bag and placed in your dustbin, Mrs Rudgwick . . .'
âOh.'
â. . . which would appear to have come from your bathroom.'
âYes. Yes, it did. I emptied the waste-bin from the bathroom when I got in on Sunday.'
âAfter discovering your husband's body?'
âYes.'
âAnd before contacting the police?'
She nodded again.
âDon't you think that's rather odd behaviour, Mrs Rudgwick?'
But again, the only reply she could give, in a wondering, almost childlike voice, was: âWell, I like to have everything tidy.'
Detective Inspector Bury was silent in the car back to the station. He hadn't worked before with the Detective Sergeant who had been assigned to the case, and did not find the young man particularly congenial. Certainly not congenial enough to be elevated into any kind of Dr Watson confidant role.
How pleasant it would be, Bury thought wryly, always to work with the same sidekick, to have one of those sparky, joshing relationships between Inspector and Sergeant so beloved of crime novelists and television series. What a pity that real police duty rosters didn't work like that, and that only occasional coincidence would find him paired with the same assistant on two consecutive cases.
The thoughts that he kept to himself in the car ran on Jane Rudgwick. He had by now concluded that her naivety and the general pallor of her personality must be a front. Nobody could really be that wishy-washy.
But if she had killed her husband, she seemed to show little instinct for self-preservation. Bury had given her a good few opportunities to defend herself and she had taken none of them.
For example, he had pointed out that the soiled tissues from the dustbin did not correspond to any others found about the house. The boxes in her bathroom and bedroom contained plain white ones, while these had been coloured boutique tissues.
But Jane Rudgwick's reaction had not been to seize on this as proof that someone else had been in the house. All she said was that she hadn't looked closely at the contents of the bathroom waste-bin, just tidied it up automatically.
Again, when Detective Inspector Bury had reported that preliminary examination of her husband's corpse suggested he could have died any time on the Friday afternoon or evening, she had not hastened to assert an alibi about the time of her departure, nor offered specific details of the route she had taken for the Lake District.
And when he commented on the strangeness of her illness of the previous two weeks and the way it had suddenly got better on the Friday, her only response had been, âYes, that was odd, wasn't it?'
All these reactions were so unusual that Bury found himself unable to take them at face value. Nobody could be that naive. No wife could be so totally unaware of her own candidature as a murder suspect.
And, given what he had heard about the Rudgwicks' marriage from Jacob Keynes, Detective Inspector Bury felt sure that Jane Rudgwick was hiding something.
Back at the station, he managed to shake off his unwanted assistant by delegating some routine phone calls to the Detective Sergeant. When he reached his office, Bury discovered that there had been a call for him from Gina Luccarini. The number she had left was a London one, and his surmise that she had returned from Italy on the news of her lover's death was confirmed as soon as he got through to her.
âA friend told me. I came straight away. It is a tragedy!'
Her voice, heavily accented and operatic in its intensity, contained none of the crumbling weakness of Jane Rudgwick's grief. It was passionate and furious.
âShe killed him! It is wicked. She is the â what you call â dog in the manger. Because she could not have him, she is determined no one else shall.'
As he had done with Jacob Keynes, Detective Inspector Bury made her spell out who she was talking about.
âHis wife, of course. Jane.' Gina Luccarini spoke as to a child. âShe is a monster!'
This description seemed so at odds with the faded, blinking, red-eyed figure with whom he had spent the afternoon, that Bury could not help asking, âHave you ever actually met Mrs Rudgwick, Miss Luccarini?'
âWell, no. I only heard about her from Ralph â and that was enough! From the start of their marriage, she allow him no sex-life at all. She use her money to have power over him. She treat him like garbage!'
Again, this behaviour seemed grotesquely inappropriate to the image Jane Rudgwick presented to the world, but Bury knew well the impossibility of imagining the inside of a marriage. And he found that the increasing incongruity of casting Ralph's widow in the role of murderer had the perverse effect of intensifying rather than weakening his suspicions of her.
âI think we ought to meet, Miss Luccarini.'
âOf course. Please.'
âWould it be all right if I were to come and see you this evening?'
âYes.'
âWhat time would be convenient?'
âIt does not matter. As late as you like. You think I will have any chance of sleeping after what has happened?'
Everything about Gina was as vibrantly colourful as everything about Jane was drab. It was not hard to sympathize with Ralph Rudgwick's choice.
The sitting room of her apartment in Notting Hill was painted deep red, the walls animated with her own explosive canvases. Bright printed fabrics drooped from the windows and were draped with random elegance across the furniture.
She was probably thirty-five, vivid in a dress of blood-red silk, which showed the full length of her black-stockinged legs. The red was picked up in heavy flamboyant earrings and on full lips. Her hair had the rich darkness of espresso coffee, and the same colour blazed with fury from her eyes.
Around her hung the musky sensuality of a perfume whose expense severely restricted the numbers of its users.
Just as Jane Rudgwick could be viewed almost as a parody of the boring, frigid, Anglo-Saxon wife, so Gina Luccarini was perfectly cast as the tempestuous, sexy, Latin mistress.
âWhen did you last see Ralph Rudgwick?' asked Detective Inspector Bury, after refusing offers of coffee or alcohol.
âWe had lunch on Wednesday.'
âAnd â I hope you don't mind my asking â that was just lunch . . .?'
âYes. We had thought then that he would be coming here on Friday night â after his wife had gone off for her
water-colour course
.'
She deluged the last three words in contempt. âIs not that typical of her â of Mrs Jane Rudgwick â that she should work on
water-colours
! And of course she had no talent. She is just a
weekend painter
. Pale, drab, useless â and she killed my lover!'
This reminder of the facts of the case which, in Jane Rudgwick, would have prompted sobbing, seemed only to make Gina Luccarini angrier. She was the type whose grief manifested itself in an active, rather than a passive way.
âYou described Mrs Rudgwick as “pale”, Miss Luccarini, but I thought you said you'd never seen her . . .?'
âI have not. But I have heard a great deal about her from her husband. I feel I know her â know every cell of her pathetic, bloodless body!'
âYes, yes, I see,' said Bury, not quite sure of the correct response to these arias. âBut, as it turned out, you did not see Ralph Rudgwick on the Friday night . . .?'
âNo,' Gina Luccarini replied. âNo, I did not.'
âHe was probably already dead by then . . .' the Inspector mused, interested to see what reaction this deliberate insensitivity might provoke. âDid he contact you on Friday?'
âNo,' Gina replied through what, for the first time in their encounter, could have been a sob. She swept up a purple silk handkerchief from the arm of her chair and rubbed it brusquely against her face to cover the lapse.
âPresumably, Mr Rudgwick talked to you about his marriage?'
Gina Luccarini was once again fully combative as she replied, âHe told enough for me to know that it was a marriage only in name â that there was no love, no passion.'