"Ain't nobody got to be an expert without learning something."
"But now they got experts that do nothing but sit around and study things like vampires." The meeting with James Townsend upset her more than she liked. She'd told Ben about the eccentric British scholar when he'd awoken from his nap, but he'd been unimpressed. Still, she didn't like that a man in a tweed suit could tell her things about vampires she'd never heard.
"Maybe so," Ben said, "but I'll be damned if that feller on the train could even stand in a vampire's shadow without pissing himself."
Cora chuckled at the image of James Townsend soiling his drawers. "Maybe not, but that ain't the point. Point is, we're coming up against things we ain't never heard of before. Used to be we could lick them right quick anyway, but I'm feeling slowed up lately. One of these days, I may not come back from a hunt at all."
"You ain't giving me much credit."
"Of course you'd be there to lend a hand," she said, giving him a playful shove. "But suppose we meet something else new in a week or a month, and nothing we shoot at it slows it down a whit? I mean, I reckon I was always aware of the risks, but I ain't never given them serious thought. Just kind of rode along and let come what may."
"Can't see a better way of doing what we do," Ben said.
"Ain't like I've thought of one, either," Cora said. "I'm just wondering what happens to us when we meet up with something we're too old or too dumb to whip."
"I expect we'll get our own whipping and head on to glory everlasting."
"You're awful casual about it."
"Ain't much I can do about it," Ben said, shrugging. "Either we whip it or it whips us, like any other time."
"But don't you think we should have a care to stay alive? If not for us, then for all the folks counting on us to keep them safe."
"Well, sure. Ain't no point in riding around looking for your death. You're bound to find it quick if you do that."
"Seems to me that the older we get, the closer we are to doing just that." Cora flexed her fingers. "Give it a few more years, and I won't be able to draw my gun without dropping it on my boots. A fine place to be when there's a wendigo or one of them new vampires fixing to make a meal of me."
"You sure they'd want to eat you? I don't reckon old woman tastes all that nice."
She shoved him again. "Some help you are."
Ben closed his book and set it on the bed. "I wouldn't waste much thought on fretting about it. We're still spry enough to handle whatever the Devil sends, and when we can't draw our guns no more, why, we'll find ourselves some other means to make our way. This old world is stuffed full of things a pair of bodies can busy themselves with."
"Is that so?" Cora asked, raising an eyebrow. "Can't think of a single one myself."
"We could go back into my family business," Ben said. "Ain't too much work to print a newspaper. My pa could have kept that old shop running for twenty years or more if them bluecoats hadn't burned him out."
"A printer?" Cora's shoulders slumped. "I'd go plumb stir-crazy if I was trapped in a dark, smelly little room all day. My eyes would probably shrivel up and fall out from not seeing the sun."
"It ain't half as bad as all that," Ben said. "Why, once you're used to it, you barely even notice the dark."
"Any other ideas?" Cora asked.
"Maybe we can get a job with the railroad. Can't take much to sit in them engines all day."
"I suppose that's better than print work, but it still ain't my idea of living." Cora sighed and folded her arms. "I reckon I'll have to get used to it, though now the idea of getting killed by a monster is looking a sight better."
Ben put his arm around her shoulders. "Getting old ain't that bad."
"How do you know? You ain't aged a whit since we left Virginia."
"Ain't seen the need yet is all." He ran a hand along the shock of white running through her dark hair. "Besides, unlike you, aging won't make me any prettier."
Cora felt herself blush. "Oh, hush up, you big sweettalker. You're just trying to make me all soft so I forget about all this and stop badgering you."
"I ain't, either," Ben said.
"Right, and I'm General Lee," she replied, kissing his cheek. "You keep on dripping molasses if you like, but I got me an itching for a game of cards. Age brings knowhow, at least, and I can still make them sprouts a sight poorer for it."
Ben smiled at her as he picked up his book. Cora smiled back, then rose to her feet with a groan. She lumbered down the stairs and out into the street. A soft gray light glowed from behind the thick mantle of clouds. Pulling her coat closed against the snowflakes drifting through the air, she made a new set of tracks in the fresh powder leading from the Northern Hotel down to the Pioneer.
The familiar aromas of the saloon greeted her as she pulled the door open. She blinked a few times, then took off her hat to shake off the snow. Surveying the room, she was disappointed to find only one promising table. She sighed, preparing to move over and claim a seat at it, when she saw Boots out of the corner of her eye.
"Howdy, Boots," she called. "I think you got something of mine."
The bartender turned toward her, his expression blank. "What might that be, Cora?"
"A full glass of rotgut, my good man," she replied, grinning. Boots didn't return the grin as he shuffled into the back room. Cora waved her hand in dismissal and made her way over to the card game. She dropped into an empty chair to a chorus of mumbled howdies from the other players.
"Cut me in, boys," she said.
An older miner with a full salt-and-pepper beard nodded. "Soon as we finish this hand."
Cora nodded and settled in to watch. It was a small game, only four players. The man who had spoken to her seemed to be the oldest as well as the dealer. Two younger men, their mustaches still thin and dark, sat on either side of him. The fourth player wore a well-trimmed, sandycolored beard that he stroked as he looked at his cards. He spoke in a quiet voice when making bids, and he didn't join in the conversation with the other three. His sharp blue eyes flashed at Cora from beneath the brim of his hat.
The hand finished with the quiet man scooping his winnings into his pile. Cards flew around the table. Cora picked hers up and was trying to make sense of them when Boots appeared over her shoulder, drink in hand.
"Took you long enough," she said, taking the glass.
"My apologies, Cora," Boots said with a slight bow. He turned and marched back to the bar, the polish on his boots reflecting the flames in the big fireplace.
"Who jammed a boot up his ass?" Cora asked.
"He ain't been the same since the other night," the dealer replied. "The attack has him all shook up, I reckon."
"Ain't nobody who ain't," one of the younger miners said.
"Hell, I ain't," the other replied.
"Then you're a damn fool," the blue-eyed stranger said, his eyes still on Cora. "I got a notion that Cora here ain't scared, though."
"How'd you know my name, stranger?" she asked, taking a gulp of whiskey.
"Heard the barkeep say it twice now," he said.
"Mind sharing yours, then?"
"Washington Jones is my proper name," the man replied. "Most around here call me Wash."
"What's your line of work, Mr Jones?"
"Rather dull compared to yours, I reckon," Wash said.
Cora gave him a hard look. "What do you mean by that?"
"Word travels fast out here." Wash tossed a few coins into the pot. "Most of these miners is too crusty to poke their heads up above ground long enough to hear rumors of the world outside, but I like to keep my ear to the ground, and she tells me you're a bounty hunter and a loon besides."
"I reckon I'm enough of both, but can't say neither is spot on," Cora said. "I'm in for ten."
The other men anted up. "So there ain't any truth to the tales of the Mad Madam?" Wash asked.
"Well," she said, unfazed by the nickname, "as I said, I'm a good sight crazier than some, but I ain't fit to be tied yet, neither."
"Hunting bounties ain't really a woman's work."
"Can't say that ever bothered me." She drained her glass and set it down with a thunk. "My ma always said I wasn't no proper lady. As for that Mad Madam bit, I ain't got no say in what folk take to calling me."
"They ain't exactly playing on your good points."
"Ain't too many good points to play on." She leaned forward and showed her hand: three queens. The others tossed their cards on the table as she swept the take into a pile of her own. She handed her cards to the old miner to shuffle and leaned back in her chair. "Speaking of points, I ain't following yours."
"Just pleased to meet a legend like yourself," Wash replied. "Some folk go their whole lives without cutting a deck with Cora the Mad."
"Lucky them," Cora said. She tilted her head back and shouted for Boots.
"Yes?" the bartender replied from behind the bar.
"I got some winnings that need spending," she said, holding up her empty glass. Boots nodded and walked over with a bottle in hand. Glass clinked against glass, and Cora leaned back with the whiskey burning her throat.
"You're an odd one yourself, Wash Jones," she said, peering at him over the top of her glass. "Ain't got much by way of manners, at least."
"I got a few to help me get by," Wash said, "but not so many as get in my way."
"Well, you might want to find one that stops you from asking strangers questions. Some of them might take offense."
"I ain't worried none about that. Why, I'm the one most folk should take care not to rile. I've ended more than a few as did in my day."
"A gunfighter, I take it?"
Wash nodded. "Some would say I'm a braggart."
"Well, I ain't one of them," Cora said, sliding two cards toward the dealer.
"Never said you was." Wash traded in three cards. "Of course, I reckon you have the same sort of troubles."
"How's that?"
"A lone gunfighter roaming the West with a reputation as big as yours."
Cora laughed. "Hell, I know Ben ain't much of a fighter, but it ain't fitting to leave him out of the legend all through. He's shot him up some bandits, too."
"If he don't make the tales, he ain't worth the fame," Wash said.
"You really is hurting for manners, ain't you?"
"Did I give offense?"
"Could be," Cora said, leaning forward. "Could be you're just lucky."
"How so?"
"Lucky shot, lucky stars." Cora shrugged. "Lucky Ben ain't here to put you in your place."
A small grin spread beneath the man's beard. "I don't suppose you'd care to take it up for him."
Cora blinked at him, then howled a laugh that startled the other players. Wash's grin soured. Behind the bar, Boots leaned on his elbows and watched her.
"So that's what this is about, is it?" Cora asked when she regained her breath. "You're fixing for a fight and figured licking me would add to your own tale?"
"What if I am?" Wash asked, scowling at her from beneath his hat. "Ain't that always what happens when two legends meet?"
That earned him another good laugh. "I ain't sure about my own legend, Wash Jones," she said, "but I know I ain't never heard of you before. Ain't the two legends supposed to be legends before they have their showdown?"
The gunman's blue eyes burned with anger. "I'll lay you out right here for that!"
He jumped to his feet, his hand reaching for the pistol at his belt. Before the barrel could clear the holster, Cora placed her palms on the edge of the table and shoved. The table fell toward Jones, catching him just above the knees. Coins clattered to the floor as he toppled forward, his head slamming into the tabletop. The revolver fell from his hands as Cora jumped over the table. Before Wash Jones could pull himself together, she gave him a solid smack behind the ear with the butt of her Colt. He collapsed in a heap.
"Damn pups," Cora said, holstering her gun. The other players stared at her as she bent over and recovered a few coins from the mess on the floor. Walking over to Boots, she tossed them on the bar. "Here's for the mess, Boots."
"Thank you, Cora," the bartender replied.
"While you're at it, have yourself a drink," Cora said. "You look like you got a bear standing on your toes."
"A drink, yes," Boots said, favoring her with an odd grin. Cora paid him no mind as she headed for the door with a wave to her fellow gamblers. Stepping out into the street, she breathed in the cold smell of falling snow, then turned her boots toward the marshal's station. Duggan needed to know that there was a new roughneck in town looking for trouble. If nothing else, sorting Wash Jones out would keep the lawman busy while she and Ben took care of the wendigo.
There was a slight bounce in her step as she walked to the station. Her bones might have protested the cold air, but she could still lick a young sprout when one needed licking. Maybe she and Ben had a few more years left in them before they had to start that print shop of his.
• • • •
Wash Jones came to on the floor by the Pioneer's big fireplace, his head ringing from that woman's pistol butt. Groaning, he sat up and took stock of his surroundings. The saloon was still quiet, waiting for the evening flow of miners to bustle through the door. Boots stood behind the bar, diligently wiping it down with a cloth. Wash pulled his feet under him and stood up, gripping his forehead as it throbbed in protest.
"Tough day," Boots said without looking up.
Wash nodded, his eyes closed. He stood with his head down until he heard the sound of a glass being placed on the bar. Opening an eye, he watched Boots fill it with whiskey and nod at him. Wash smiled his thanks, walked over, and tossed it back.