Read Death on the Aisle Online
Authors: Frances and Richard Lockridge
“Speaking of times,” said Jerry North, “what do they show? Can't you figure something out from that?”
That, Weigand told him, was what Mullins ought to be doing now.
“Instead of eating more duck,” he added, as Mullins, after a hopeful look at Mr. North, passed his plate. Mullins said, “Listen, Loot!” Weigand added that, as a matter of fact, the times, so far as he had checked them, gave pretty much everybody an opportunity.
“Unless, of course,” he said, “we take it as certain that Bolton was killed when Hubbard saw the cigarette go out.” He looked at the others. Mrs. North tapped her head.
“Hubbard is the young actor who plays the brother,” Weigand reminded them. “The brother of the girl Alberta James plays. Alberta James is the girl with the long reddish hairâvery pretty. Hubbard says he saw a cigarette fall whenâ”
“All right,” Pam North said. “I remember now.” She thought a moment. “Of course,” she said, “maybe he did it himself and then just said he saw a cigarette fall then atâ” she wriggled insistent fingers at Mullins who, sighing, laid down his fork and took up his notes. “About 1:18,” Mullins said, after consulting them. Pam resumed:
“One-eighteen,” she said. “Because then he was on the stage himself along withâalong with who â¦?”
Mullins sighed more deeply and put down his fork again. It now had a piece of duck on it. He consulted his notes.
“Ellen Grady,” he said. “This Driscoll guyâPercy. Paul Oliver. No, take that back. He'd just gone off. Grady, Driscoll, Hubbard. Three.”
He put the notes down quickly, seized his fork and conveyed the duck to his mouth.
“Got it that time,” he said, pleased. Pam said she was sorry.
“But,” she said, “we've got to help Bill solve it, because he's got other things to do.” She paused again in thought.
“If it wasn't Hubbard,” she said, “and he was right about the cigarette, it couldn't have been Ellen Grady or Mr. Driscoll. Because they were on stage when it happened. But if it
was
Hubbard then the cigarette doesn't mean anything and it could have been either of the others.”
She paused to look bewildered and the others joined her, except for Mullins who ate rapidly.
“I don't know,” Pam said, frankly, “that that gets us anywhere, precisely. It sounds a little confused to me.”
“Yes,” said Mr. North, gently. “It does sound a little confused, somehow.” He looked at Pam and nodded encouragingly. “Although,” he added, “how you ever came to notice it, darling, isâ”
“Jerry!” Pam said, decidedly. “Leave me out of it. We've got enough without me. How about Tilford? How about the producer? How about Mr. Kirk?” She paused. “How about everybody?” she said. “We ought to be able to work something out. Only now we'll let Mr. Mullins eat.”
“Thanks, Mrs. North,” Mullins said. He ate. The others ate. Then Mrs. North broke in again.
“Motives?” she said.
Weigand shrugged. He said it was early days yet. Howeverâ
“Kirk may have been jealous of Bolton, because of Alberta James,” he said. “Assuming I'm right in thinking he's fallen for her.”
“You are,” Mrs. North said, with assurance.
“Also,” Weigand added, “he's not telling something he knowsâmaybe a lot he knows. That's to be gone into.”
“Ahlberg,” he went on, “possibly because of some financial hookup, which hinges on the fact that Bolton was threatening to pull out. Penfield Smithâthat's the author, Pamâbecause of the dirty trick Bolton did him.” Weigand paused. “I hope it isn't,” he said, “because I'm afraid I'd sympathize. Miss Gradyâno motive that I see.”
“Well,” Mrs. North said, “maybe Bolton was going to put her out of the show and give her part to Alberta, if Bolton was chasing Alberta. Or maybe Bolton had scorned Miss Grady. Or maybeâmaybe it's something we haven't found out yet.”
That of course, applied to any of the others for whom no motive was evident. Like Tilford. Like Hubbard. Like Mary Fowler, the costume designer. Even like Christopher, the scenery man.
Mrs. North shook her head over Christopher and said she wouldn't pick him.
“Tooâ” she said, and let it hang. Nobody required enlightenment.
“How about Driscoll?” Dorian said. “Any reason for him?”
Weigand shrugged, and said none they had come upon. Nor had they found any for Paul Oliver and Ruthmary Jones, colored, the other members of the cast.
“It doesn't seem to me,” Pam North said, accusingly, “as if you'd got very far. Probably you should have urged us to stay and help.”
“Listen, Pam,” Jerry said, but Weigand grinned at him, and then he found that Pam, also, was smiling her pleased recognition of a rise to bait. Jerry said, “Oh, all right,” and why didn't they have coffee in the drawing room. They withdrew to the end of the living room, which became the drawing room for purposes of coffee, and had coffee and then turned on Mullins.
“Times, please,” Pam said. “Wait, I'll get us all some paper. Then we'll figure out who would have had time to.”
It took a while, with a good many erasures, but they came up with a list. It was not altogether satisfactory. Pam said she was a little disappointed in it, at first glance.
“For one thing,” she said, “anybody could have killed him if he got back before the rehearsal started, as apparently he did. And, of course, if they got back, too. I mean if he got back, too. Or she. Whoever murdered. So up to twelve minutes after one, anybody who was in the theatre could have killed Bolton.” She shook her head over the fact. “It isn't as neat as I'd hoped,” she said.
With the exception of the time before the rehearsal began, when no one was accounted for, the list agreed upon went like this:
Opportunity:
Ellen GradyâFrom 1:48 to 1:51, when she was off the stage.
(Pam: “Not much time.” Weigand: “Perhaps just enough.”)
Percy DriscollâFrom 1:28 to 1:51; 1:55 to discovery of the body at 1:58.
Paul Oliverâany time after 1:15, when he left the stage.
(Mullins: “Looks like he's got an easy job, Loot.” Weigand: “Maybe he works harder in the other acts.”)
Alberta James from 1:12 to 1:20; 1:22 to 1:42, although conferring with Mary Fowler for part of this time; 1:52 to 1:58.
John Hubbardâ1:12 to 1:17; 1:32 to 1:42; 1:52 to 1:58.
Tilfordâ1:12 to 1:21; on stage from 1:21 to discovery of the body.
Ruthmary Jonesâany time except for the minute between 1:40 and 1:41.
Mary Fowlerâout of theatre until 1:22; 1:24 to about 1:45, conferring with Alberta James; 1:45 to 1:58 if she could slip unnoticed from her seat in the orchestra.
Penfield Smithâprior to 1:25 (about) and thereafter if he left his seat unnoticed.
Christopherâout of theatre until 1:25 (about); any time t.i.h.l.h.s.u. (Pam: “I'm not going to write it out every time, for anybody.”)
Ahlbergâout of theatre until 1:21 (about): any time thereafter if unobserved.
Kirkâalmost any time, except during first few minutes of the run-through. (Mullins: “Although every time I looked for him, I saw him. Of course that don't mean I could of earlier.” Weigand [automatically]: “Could
have
, Mullins.”)
“And, of course, Evans could've any time,” Mrs. North pointed out. “Except when he was concussed, and we don't know when that started. Maybe he just bumped his head against a wall to make an alibi.” She paused. “Only,” she said, “I don't really think that.”
Weigand took the tabulation from Mrs. North and looked at it thoughtfully.
“It doesn't,” he admitted, “tell us much. Not even as much as I'd hoped.” He drained his coffee cup and shook his head. “We'd better get back on it, Mullins,” he said. “Back to digging, Sergeant.”
Mullins sighed and rose.
“Wait,” Pam said, “is it still at the theatre?”
Weigand nodded.
“Then,” Pam said, “I don't see why we don't all go. When there is so much room.”
Mr. North was doubtful for a moment. But in the end they all went.
IX
T
UESDAY
â8:45 P.M. TO 9:20 P.M.
Weigand explained carefully that the privacy of the Norths' home was one thing and a formal police investigation something else; he explained that, although he couldn't keep the Norths and Dorian out of the theatre, he would prefer to talk to his own men in reasonable and official privacy. So the Norths and Dorian could go away and play or, if they would keep out of trouble, go away and detect. He was no longer Bill Weigand; he was now Detective Lieutenant William Weigand.
“And,” he said, still very grave and official, “I can't have Pam confusing my men. Except Mullins.” He paused and looked at Mullins. “And it's changing him,” Weigand said, with the mockery of gloom. “He's softening.”
Pam said that she thought Mr. Mullins was getting sweeter. “If anything,” she added. Mullins said, “Listen, Mrs. North,” and everybody smiled at him with affection. Then the Norths and Dorian wandered off into the darkened auditorium and down toward the stage, on the edge of which Humphrey Kirk stood and pulled at his forelock and said: “No!
No!
” Mr. Kirk advanced with a long stride and took Alberta James' shoulders and moved her to the left. “There,” he said. “Now say it and turn!”
“
It isn't that we do want you to be
â” Alberta said obediently, in the voice of Sally Bingham. She turned down-stage. “Is that what you mean, Humpty?” she said.
“Beautiful, darling,” Humpty said. “And now you cross to the door and then you say:
âBut Joyce, and so on and so on and so on.'”
Alberta crossed to the door.
“
But Joyce
,” she said, “
and so on and so on
.”
“All right,” Humphrey Kirk said, “now we'll take it over from where she says:
âYou can't call it wheelchair snatching.'”
“Isn't it wonderful?” Mrs. North said to Jerry in a whisper. “You'd never think there'd been one.”
Mr. North agreed that you wouldn't.
Weigand and Mullins sat in the theatre office off the mezzanine and absorbed routine. Edward Evans was still unconscious at the hospital. There was no fracture and the concussion was not severe. But it probably would be hours before he could be questioned. Precinct men were dutifully, but without much hope, canvassing hardware stores, and cut-rate “bargain” stores and five-and-ten-cent stores in the hope that somebody might remember somebody who had bought an ordinary ice-pick that day or the day before or at any time within the last few days.
“For âice-pick' read âneedle,'” Weigand commented. “But it's the way we earn our money. We are very thorough, Sergeant.”
Mullins said, “Yeh.”
“It 'ud be nice if somebody went in and said, âI want an ice-pick to kill a heel named Bolton,' only nobody would of,” he said. “People ain't considerate.”
They weren't, Weigand agreed. And so the precinct men were probably wasting timeâprobably, but not certainly. “Always remember the Fogerty trunk, Mullins,” he said. “It should be an example.”
Mullins remembered the Fogerty trunk which had, when it showed up on the platform of a receiving station of the Railway Express Agency, contained Mr. Fogerty. Mr. Fogerty was newly dead; discovery came because Mr. Fogerty had seeped. Somebody vaguely remembered that a taxi had driven up an hour or so before and that two men, one of them the driver, had lifted the trunk to the platform. Then, presumably, the taxi had driven away. It was a puzzling case, because Mr. Fogerty, while all of a piece, was entirely naked. And the police broke the case within a little more than an hour, because Mr. Fogerty's room-mate, when he purchased a trunk from a luggage dealer on Sixth Avenue, had neglected to notice a half-erased chalk mark on the bottom.
That chalk mark, described to half a dozen detectives and by them to fifty-odd luggage dealers, had led to Mr. Fogerty's roommate, who was about to leave for the West and had been surprised and disappointed. The case, Mullins agreed, showed what routine would do.
“Only,” he said, “was there a chalk mark on the ice-pick?”
Weigand admitted that there was not, and that that was the rub. Howeverâroutine was good practice; it turned up that hundredth chance. They continued it.
Ahlberg had been, as he said, at the Astor, where many had seen him. He was not with Bolton. It was impossible to trace the visit of Alberta James and Dr. Bolton to the Automat. But Kirk had had, as he said, a sandwich at a nearby counter. And Mary Fowler had lunched at the Tavern in Forty-eighth Street.
“And,” said Detective Stein, reporting on such matters, “she did try to get in in front; tapped on the door, like she said. A man from Traffic saw her. He's outside, with his horse.”
He came inside, without his horseâMounted Patrolman Callahan of Traffic A. Early in the afternoon he had broken up a traffic jam in West Forty-fifth Street and admonished the driver of the impeding truck. He had been sitting on his horse, looking around, when he saw a woman trying to get into the West Forty-fifth Street Theatre, which he knew was closed. He described her, and with her Mary Fowler.
It was none of his business, of course, but after watching her for a moment he called across and told her the theatre was closed, adding that the stage entrance might be open. She had knocked once or twice again and turned away, shaking her head and frowning. But she hadn't seemed very mad, Patrolman Callahan reported.
“Sort of peeved and smiling at the same time,” he said. “And when she came up to me, she patted Henry's nose and sort of smiled. She said, âHe's in there, but he pretends he can't hear me.' She rubbed Henry's nose and said, half under her breath. âThe old fool!' Then she went down the passageway leading to the stage entrance.”