Read Death on the Aisle Online
Authors: Frances and Richard Lockridge
“We've got to get out of here, Humpty,” she said. “You've got to come with me. I need you. I can't do it alone.”
He looked at her steadily for a moment, and then she nodded slowly, with a kind of finality.
“We've got to do it, Humpty,” she said. “We've got to do it ourselves. How can we get out?”
Humpty knew the answer to that one, with the detectives scattered through the theatre; with only uniformed men guarding the doors. He guided the girl, holding her arm and talking as if they were conferring over something in the play, until they were near a fire exitânever locked from within. They stood there for a moment, still talking as if idly, while Humpty Kirk pressed down on the bar which held the door's catch. It was down, without sound, and the door gave to his inquiring pressure.
“Now!” Humpty said. She moved instantly to his pressure. No one, Humpty thought in the alley outside, had seen them go. Now if they could make his car without being seen! It was a good thing the alley was so dark, the street on which it gave emptied so by night. The car was against the curb and they walked toward it boldly, once they were in the light.
Mrs. North hesitated when they came to the car, and for a moment the sense of unreality gave way to a coldness which seemed to start around her heart. If I get in the car it will be too late, she thought. We'll leave everybody behind. Then, desperately, she tried to call with her mind. “Jerry!” her mind called. “Jerry! Help me!” The weapon, unobtrusively against her side now, pressed as if the person who held it had heard her cry. The pistol pressed with a kind of warning.
“Get in, Mrs. North,” the voice said. “Under the wheel. I want you to drive.”
Mrs. North's mind fought to stay, but her body entered the car. That's how it is, Mrs. North thought, it's your body makes you. I always wondered about that, and why people went for “a ride” to be killed when they just made it easier for the murderers, and could refuse and die where they were, but it's their bodies makes them. The body doesn't ever give up. It grabs for minutes. Andâ
“Start the car, Mrs. North,” the voice said. “I'll tell you where to go.”
Mrs. North started the car.
“I'm going to take you home with me, Mrs. North,” the voice said. It was level and quite reasonable. “Because I don't want them to find you too soon, and I can't waste too much time finding a place where they wouldn't find you. And because they will never expect me to take you there, even if they do suspect.”
It amazed, and somehow heartened, Mrs. North to find that she could answer.
“But they will,” she said. “And when they do, they'll know. But now they all think as I doâI mean as I did. They don't think it's you.”
The voice was silent. Then it said: “Turn right, here.” They turned uptown. “Go faster,” the voice said. “But don't try to attract attention, or have a traffic man stop us. I want to see if there's anybody behind.”
Mrs. North drove north, not too fast. The city was strange and empty at this hour. People on the sidewalks seemed detached and distant. Only the traffic lights, switching now to red, seemed methodical with the method of daytime. But now, guarding an almost empty street, they seemed to mock themselves. Mrs. North brought the car to a stop, waiting for the light to change. She mustn't drive through it, because there might be a policeman in the shadows somewhere, and he might try to give them a ticket. And then the revolver would smash death into her side.
I must wait quietly for the light, Mrs. North thought, so that after a while I can die where it will be convenient. And then, mercifully, the sense of unreality came back. Something will happen, Mrs. North said. Jerry will come orâ
“If you let me go now,” Mrs. North said, “and I didn't go back, but hid somewhere until you got awayâ”
The sound beside her was almost a laugh.
“Why should you do that?” the voice said. “Whatever you promised, what difference would it make? You'd be a fool not to tell them.”
It would be foolish to deny that, Mrs. North thought.
“Turn right again,” the voice said. Mrs. North swung right, through a crosstown street. There were taxis parking halfway along the block, and one driver leaned into a window of another's cab, talking. If I could run into that cab, Mrs. North thought, and scream, then there wouldn't be timeâ
“No, Mrs. North,” the voice said, uncannily. “Don't try it.”
I must have swerved the car a little, Mrs. North thought. I must have given it away. She drove on. The lights were green at Broadway, where glaring lights illuminated emptiness and more idly waiting taxicabs. Mrs. North drove across.
“And now,” the voice said, as if it were taking up a casual conversation, “if I did it now, I'd have to use the gun, which would be noisy. The other way was betterâthe first way. There was no noise at all, only it stuck a little. Then I hit it with my hand and it went in, with a smooth feeling. I got a doctor to show me where, you know. I told him a friend of mine, a writer, wanted to know. It is easy to fool people. It was easy to fool me, once.”
And now the cold feeling came back, creeping over the sense of unreality. Because in the cold, conversational note of the voice there was madness, and only madness. But it was a madness calculated and cunning, and with a kind of horrible reason under it.
“After I kill you,” the voice said, “I'll hide your body somewhere and nobody will find it for a long time. And then I'll go away.” There was a pause. “I think the knife in the kitchen table drawer will be sharp enough.”
It might have sounded absurd, had the voice been different. But to Mrs. North, driving across Sixth Avenue with the lightsâand with the hard point pressing her sideâit was only, and now finally and horrifyingly, real. Because now, in her mind, Mrs. North could see the knife, lying in the kitchen drawer, with a fork beside it and some spoons andâyes, a spatula. There would be a spatula in a kitchen drawer. It was not a long knife, as Mrs. North saw it, but it had a shining blade. You would use it to pare potatoes with, probably.
Mr. Tilford was glad to be away from the theatre. He was tired and it had been a long day, but now it was almost over. Thinking back over it, as he was inclined to when a day was finished, he decided that he had made no mistakes, although some of the things he had done he would have preferred not to do, if he could have chosen freely. Howeverâ
“You turn right, here,” Mr. Tilford said, leaning a little forward as he spoke.
It was a long time before they missed Pamela North. One by one the detectives came back, worried and apologetic, from the search for Mary Fowler. And then, while the last was explaining, Weigand suddenly broke in.
“Where's Kirk?” he demanded. “And the girl?”
And that started things again, but after a moment Weigand shrugged his shoulders.
“All right,” he said. “It was always on the cards some of them would get away if they wanted toâI banked that they wouldn't. Nowâlet them all go.” He looked at Detective Stein, who was staring at him, surprised.
“It's over here, anyway,” he said. “Perhaps they're safer scattered out. Tell them we'll see themâtomorrow. Tell them they can get some sleep.”
Stein told themâthose of them there were. There were not as many, he thought, running tired eyes over them, as there had been.
“All right,” Weigand said to Mullins. “It's a day. Tell the Northsâ”
And it was only then, when Mr. North and Dorian joined Weigand and Mullins, that they discovered there was no Mrs. North. They were not worried for a moment, and called to her, their voices reverberating through the empty spaces of the theatre. And then, when she did not come, and when Dorian had looked in places she might be, and the comfortable belief that she was surely somewhere around was whittled away to nothingâthen the color left Mr. North's face, and he called once more, his voice high and excited: “Pam! Pamâwhere are you?!”
Then Bill Weigand took Jerry North's shoulder, and said, “All right, Jerry. We'll find her.” But Weigand's voice was tight and anxious, and when he met Dorian's frightened eyes his own went blank for an instant to hide an answer he did not want them to give.
“She'll be all right, Jerry,” he said. He wished he believed it.
XVI
W
EDNESDAY
â1:35 A.M. to 2:05 A.M.
It had been, Mary Fowler thought, an exhausting day; far more exhausting than she had thought it would be when she awakened that morning. It had not been a physically exhausting day, exactly; bodily she was less tired than often after a day at the theatre, with the inevitable demands on her patience, the endless adjustments which her relationships with the actresses she dressed made necessary, with the necessity always to meet the so often divergent demands of actors, directors, stage designers. But she had had, listening to the questions of the detectives, answering and listening to others answer, always a great many things to keep ordered in her mind. It was a strain, admittedly, and she was tired from it. But so far as she could remember, she had kept everything straight.
There would never be another day like it, she thought, remembering everything. First Carney, and then poor Ellen, and Evans. She had not expected that; the discovery of Evans in the closet downstairs still amazed her. Poor Evans, she thoughtâthat had been so needless. Because, if you could believe the detectives, Evans had not seen enough to make him dangerous to anyone. She hoped he would be all right and smiled inwardly to think that she must still have a hidden fondness for little Evans, although in the old days he had been more annoying than anything else.
Well, she thought, it's been a long day, but it's almost over now. I'll be glad to rest.
“You turn right here,” Mary Fowler said, leaning a little forward as she spoke.
If it were only over! Alberta James thought, sitting in the car, with the fingers of her left hand clenched. If it were only over! If only those last dreadful moments were over like all the restâdead like Carney and poor Ellen. I don't want to do it, she thought desperately. I don't want it to be this way; oh, I never dreamed it would be this way. But it had to be this way. Humpty was right; it was something they had to do, something she, because of everything, had to do. Because if the lieutenant didn't know now, at any moment he might know.
He finds out things, Alberta James thoughtâsooner or later he finds out things. Please God, she thought, give me timeâjust a little time, God ⦠only long enough ⦠make him not know yet, God. She awakened to her surroundings as the car slowed.
“You turn right here,” she said.
“She was in the office,” Jerry North said, his voice dull, lifeless. “She was behind me and I told her to come. She said, âComing, Jerry,' or something like that, and I thought she was right behind me. And thenâoh, I thought she was with one of you ⦠with you, Dor.”
It was, Jerry said in answer to Bill Weigand's gentle questions, just after Mullins had come to tell them that Mary Fowler was missing. They had all gone out of the office, then, and Pam was last. But Jerry was sure that she had started to come, and had been not far behind him when he started down the stairs.
“Did you hear her, Jerry?” Bill asked. Mr. North shook his head slowly.
“I didn't hear her,” he said. “I don't think I
heard
her. But I knew she was thereâIâI always know when Pam is around, somehow.”
He made no apology for the statement, and to neither of the others did it need either explanation or apology. But in the moment, Bill Weigand's hand went out toward Dorian, standing beside him, and her hand was there to meet it. And neither of them could have told, in words, how the hands were at that precise watch-tick where they were. But Bill knew that he had, without thinking, sought in the realness of physical contact a reassurance that, although Dorian was tangible a foot from him, he had still needed. Their hands touched and reassurance was conveyed, and they did not even in that moment stop thinking of Pam.
“We've got to look,” Jerry North said desperately. “We've got to lookâeverywhere!”
“Yes,” Bill said. “We'll lookâagain, Jerry. Because we've just looked, you know ⦠for Miss Fowler.⦠And we'd have found Pam ifâif she'd been around anywhere. But we'll look again.”
Mullins needed no instructions then. He was calling hoarsely in the theatre, summoning men to repeat the search they had just finished. And he was joining the search when Weigand, who had stood for a moment silently, called him back.
“Never mind, Mullins,” he said. “Get the rest at it, that is, but I need you here. Let me have your notebook.”
Mullins handed it over. While Weigand flipped the pages, Mullins stared at Jerry North, his face somber.
“Jeez, fella,” Mullins said. “We'll get her all right.” He shook his head, with an evident effort to make the shake convincing. “Nothing's gonna happen to Mrs. North, fella,” he said. “She'sâhell, nothing's gonna happen to
her!
”
Mr. North managed, somehow, to smile at Mullins.
“Right, Sergeant,” he said. “Sure.”
Then Weigand found what he wanted in the notebook, let it snap shut in his hand and looked at Dorian and Jerry and Mullins a moment. Then he spoke, and his voice was curt, final.
“We've got to take a chance,” he said. “If I'm rightâwell, we've got to take a chance. Come on!”
The others followed him, almost running, through the lobby. Then they stopped, because the doors were locked. Mullins looked to the lieutenant for instructions and got them with a nod.
“Right,” Weigand said. Mullins raised a heavy foot and brought it down hard where two of the doors met. There was a snap as the tongue of the lock tore loose from its socket. They were running as they crossed the sidewalk to Weigand's Buick, and Weigand, climbing the curb to swing on the far sidewalk, had the car facing east before Mullins was quite seated beside him. Dorian and Jerry, instinctively clutching, were hurled to the rear seat. Then the siren started and the red lights which signal emergency went on in front. They crossed Broadway in a roar.