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Authors: Katie Boland

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She had never seen anyone look as sad when he let her go.

Cheryl is lying
in bed, on her back. Her hand is on her stomach.

Her mother's funeral is tomorrow. The black dress is hanging on her door, the jewellery is laid out, the heaven and heaviness of life passing over lying next to her.

She says to what's growing inside her the same words that she fell asleep to as a child.

“I'm not going to be like her.”

Then, “I'm not going to be like her.”

And then, “I promise, I'm not going to be like her.”

Acknowledgments

I'd like to thank my
mother for encouraging me. I'd like to thank my father for helping me, always. I'd like to thank my brother for inspiring me. I'd like to thank my sister for her strength. I'd like to thank my agents Anne McDermid and Monica Pacheco for being so supportive and believing in me. I would like to thank Ruth Linka at Brindle & Glass for wanting to publish this book, helping this collection find a home. I'd like to thank my editor Lynne Van Luven for her tireless work and patience; you have improved this book tenfold. And finally, I'd like to thank Caroline Leavitt for being a perfect mentor.

KATIE BOLAND
is an actress and writer who divides her time between Los Angeles and Toronto. She was chosen as one of the Toronto International Film Festival's “Rising Stars” and as one of three Canadians to watch by
Elle Canada
. She has appeared in more than forty films and her writing has appeared in the
Toronto Star
and
TChad Quarterly
.
Eat Your Heart Out
is her first published work. Please visit Katie online at
katieboland.com
,
@katieboland
, or on her blog,
comedy-and-drama.blogspot.com
.

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So begins this fast-paced, tightly wound, funny and quirky first novel from a fresh new voice in Canadian fiction. Follow Beth, well-meaning but ultimately misguided, through one night on the streets as she frantically searches for the boy she has lost, ruminates on the shopping cart as a status symbol, loses her shoes, meets a writer, knocks herself out cold, discovers romaine lettuce as a hair accessory, and maybe — just maybe — falls in love after all.

Copyright © 2013 Katie Boland

All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means—electronic, mechanical, recording, or otherwise—without the prior written consent of the publisher or a licence from The Canadian Copyright Licensing Agency (
ACCESS
Copyright). For a copyright licence, visit
accesscopyright.ca
.

LIBRARY AND ARCHIVES CANADA CATALOGUING IN PUBLICATION
Boland, Katie, 1988–
Eat your heart out [electronic resource] / Katie Boland.

Short stories.
Electronic monograph.
Issued also in print format.
ISBN 978-1-926972-94-7 (HTML).—ISBN 978-1-926972-95-4 (PDF)

I. Title.

PS8603.O452E28 2013 C813'.6 C2012-907616-3

Editor: Lynne Van Luven
Proofreader: Heather Sangster, Strong Finish
Interior photography: Katie Boland
Cover illustration: Pete Kohut
Author photo: Gail Harvey

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