Eight Million Gods-eARC (29 page)

“You mean Mr. Freaky FBI wasn’t lying about that part?”

“Leo? No, he wasn’t lying, at least not about that.”

“Leo?” Miriam nearly shouted his name with disbelief. “Leo?”

“What?” Nikki stepped through the gates of the shrine.

“You know what I mean. How did you end up on first-name basis with Mr. Freaky? There’s something not right about him. He’s serious scary, and you know it takes a lot to rattle my cage.”

“He is a
yokai
.” Atsumori appeared beside Nikki.

“He is not!” Nikki glared at the boy god in an attempt to keep him silent.

“His mother was.”

“We don’t know that for sure,” Nikki growled. “Just because Shiva thought his mother might be a
bakeneko
doesn’t mean he is
yokai
. They could have been wrong.”

“He is not fully human,” Atsumori stated. “I can tell.”

Miriam glanced back and forth between Nikki and Atsumori, frowning. “How can you see him and yet never saw all the other things?”

“What other things?” Nikki looked around, hoping that there wasn’t more weirdness lurking about.

“All the weird stuff, like Deb Brady at Foxcroft and—”

“What’s so weird about Deb Brady? Other being an official Darwin award winner?”

“Exactly. You never saw her after she managed to kill herself with the dry ice. She was haunting the second floor of our dorm the entire junior year.”

“She was?”

“That’s why I moved to the attic. She kept roaming the halls, muttering ‘Why am I dead? as if the danger of asphyxiation from carbon dioxide still hadn’t occurred to her after she died of it.”

“Why didn’t you ever tell me?”

Miriam looked away, a blush spreading across her face. “I was afraid you’d think I was making it up.”

Nikki laughed bitterly at the impossibility. “Like I would ever point fingers at anyone for being weird.”

“You might have thought it, and that’s what matters.”

Miriam had a point. Either years of being psychoanalyzed or compulsively writing horror had made her skeptical of people claiming to be psychic. Up to now, she’d believed that Miriam was merely a fellow skeptic. More likely, though, Miriam’s skepticism came from the fact that she truly knew when something was real and when it was faked. “You could have trusted me.”

Miriam blew out her breath. “You could never see weird things before. Why are you seeing them now?”

“She sees me because I want her to see me,” Atsumori said. “I am a god, and this is holy ground.”

“But only when we’re on holy ground?” Miriam indicated the city street beyond the gate.

“It takes more effort to manifest,” Atsumori said.

“Anyway, it doesn’t matter that I can see him,” Nikki started.

“Yes, it does. I’ve spent my whole life seeing shit that no one else can see. For the first time, someone else sees it.”

“People are dead! Leo’s been hit by a car and kidnapped. His father is tied up someplace, slowly dying, and you were about to walk into a trap!”

“Me?”

“Kiss Kiss was the club that I was writing, not ‘someplace like it.’ Kenichi is Kenichi.” She realized that for once she had the names right, but only because she had changed all the names after visiting the club with Miriam. “And you’re the American heiress.”

Miriam laughed. “As if.”

“You have a trust fund.”

Miriam laughed harder. “I can only draw a thousand a month off it. If your mother croaked, that would be pocket change to you.”

“Don’t tempt me,” Nikki grumbled. It had occurred to her in the past that jail would probably be better than a hospital—prisoners seemed to have more rights than mental patients. The potential lack of pens, however, was the deal breaker. “The important thing is, I’ve accidently written you into my novel, and you’re in big trouble.”

“How am I—oh! Oh shit!” Miriam connected all the dots. “So all those calls from Kenichi in the last few days are because he’s got Princess Creepy leaning on him.”

Miriam had come up with the nickname for the goddess so that they could discuss the mystery character in Kenichi’s earlier scenes.

“Yes!” Nikki said.

“Okay, I’m on the same page now—at least I think I am. Scratch that. What does Princess Creepy want with me?”

Nikki blew her breath out. “Princess Creepy is actually a goddess possessing the Brit. His name is really Simon Fowler. Leo is his adopted son.”

“Mr. Freaky, the
yokai?
”

“He’s not
yokai!
” Nikki cried and stabbed a finger at Atsumori who was opening his mouth to counter her. “Just hush!”

“Oh, that is seriously creepy cool.” Miriam had taken several steps away from Nikki and was watching her argue with “herself.” “But who the hell is the samurai?”

Nikki rubbed her face. “He is Taira no Atsumori, the
kami
from the Kyoto Shrine.”

“Wow,” Miriam breathed.

Nikki pushed on, explaining about how Simon worked for Shiva, how the goddess had possessed him and had him tied up someplace, her meeting with Leo, Chevalier, and Sato. She ended with finding Leo’s accident scene. “I have a plan to save Simon and Leo.”

“If it involves your mother, it’s a stupid plan. All she’ll do is drug you and drag you back to the United States. One of these times, you’re not going to be able to get free of whatever hell she locks you in.”

“I know. If I went to her first, she wouldn’t help me save Leo and his father. She wouldn’t even believe they existed. She’d put it down to proof that I’m crazy and ship me home.”

“Right,” Miriam said.

“But if I get shit deep in trouble, she’ll come roaring in with the cavalry.”

Miriam snorted with disgust and took off walking. “Stupid plan.”

“That’s not the whole plan. That’s the fail-safe!” Nikki shouted after her.

“So what’s your plan?” Miriam kept walking.

Giving a little scream of frustration, Nikki threw up her hands and chased after her. As they continued toward Kiss Kiss, she explained her entire plan. Miriam made raspberry noises at every point.

“Getting Shiva involved sounds dangerous for you and everyone else,” Miriam said starting to point out flaws in her plan. “Last thing you need is someone else trying to lock you up because you write weird shit. And these two—Chevalier and Sato—they sound like they might kill Kenichi after they question him.”

“It’s possible.”

“This is my boyfriend we’re talking about.”

“When did that start?”

“After you and I visited that one time. I went back.”

“You fell in love with him?”

Miriam blew out her breath. “I don’t know. Almost every word out of his mouth is a lie. It’s just . . .” She sighed. “You gave me Kenichi’s section to read, and it felt like I had found a male version of myself. My parents wanted a boy, and they kept having kids until they got one. I was just failure number three. And then I was so weird, always seeing things that weren’t there, talking to invisible people, being mad that daily horoscopes in the newspaper were wrong. I think if they hadn’t shipped me off to boarding school, my mother would have had a mental breakdown.”

“Oh, Miriam, I’m sorry.”

“You are the last person on this planet that needs to feel sorry for me. My life has always been easy compared to yours. I know my mother loves me—I creep her out—but she loves me. I would be a lot more screwed up if I didn’t
know
that to my core. Still, I’ve always wanted that fairy-tale parent’s love, you know the one, where we wore matching outfits, mother and daughter outfits, she took me to work on daughter’s day, and we talked on the phone every day for an hour.”

“That would drive you nuts.”

“Yes, I know it would, but there’s an little girl inside of me that wants all that extravagant show of affection. The equivalence of your parents screaming ‘I love you’ as loudly as they can, because when I was a kid, I didn’t understand love enough to see that they did love me very much. That love can be deep and quiet and still. I read Kenichi’s first section, where he buys that ring and thinks about going home and flashing it in his father’s face and maybe, just maybe, getting respect that he could afford something so expensive, and then getting the phone call that his father was dead.”

Kenichi had taken off the ring and flung it in the Dontonbori canal. Nikki had been slightly mystified by the act, but Miriam had cried when she read it.

“He’s so much like me,” Miriam whispered. “He wanted that proof that his father loved him.”

“Why didn’t you tell me that you were dating him?”

“Because you’d tell me I was being stupid—because I was—and you tell me the truth when I’m being stupid. It’s one of the reasons we’re friends.”

The admission surprised Nikki. She’d never had the courage to put their friendship under the microscope to see what it was that kept them friends. She couldn’t afford to be disillusioned.Nikki realized that Miriam was still walking determinatedly in the direction of the club. “I didn’t want you to get involved in all this—craziness.”

“Like I’m not already?”

“I just wanted you to call my mother if things go south.”

“I’m just supposed to let my best friend go off and get killed? To just wait around until some bitch of a goddess unleashes a wave of massive death and destruction?”

“Yes! Wait. How do you get death and destruction?”

“This is one of your books. If you could write Nora Roberts romances, your mother wouldn’t be trying to lock you up in a loony bin. It’s like you tune in to a supernatural event, and anyone that is destined to interact with that event picks up the same psychic signature. You tune in to radio-station freaky and write what you hear.”

Miriam was taking this better than Nikki had expected. But this was Miriam, who lived for spooky weirdness. Who owned a dozen different tarot decks, Ouija board from the 1800s, and had dragged her out to graveyards.

“Okay, yes, this has all the earmarks of ending like all my other novels. I can’t tell how yet, but you know the pattern. It starts quiet and innocent, and next thing you know, people are running and screaming and the walls are covered with blood . . .”

“And it ends with everyone dead,” Miriam finished. “How am I supposed to walk away after you tell me that your characters are real people? Those two little boys we saw at Yasaka Shrine, the
Chigo
and the boy in street clothes, that was Haru and Nobu. And the kid we’ve been cheering during the high school baseball championship is Chitose. We know these people; we can’t abandon them.”

“I don’t want you to get hurt because of me.”

“Maybe I don’t want to be protected. And that works both ways. Do you think I could live with myself if I just walked away and let you fall?”

Nikki knew Miriam enough to know the answer to that. “I’m not letting you walk into that nightclub alone to be kidnapped.”

“How are you going to stop me? Do I need to remind you that I’m a black belt in aikido, jujitsu, and tae kwon do?”

There was that; Miriam been taking various martial arts classes since first grade, fed by a love of Power Rangers. Nikki suspected that Miriam wouldn’t actually hit her, but she did have a point.

“Besides, I’m not going in alone.” Miriam grinned. “You’re coming with me.”

26

Kiss Kiss

Like most of Japan, Dontonbori was weirdly huge and small at the same time. It was a single street that ran beside the Dontonbori canal. The street started out open to the sky and looked much like Times Square, with every square inch covered with neon billboards. A block or two later, a roof spanned the street, creating a mile-long indoor mall—with cross streets carrying automobiles. At one time, it had been the pleasure district of Osaka and had barely shed its origins.

The boys trolling the streets for women marked the various host club entrances. They were easy to spot. Their hair was bleached and ironed and then spray glued into impossible spikes. They slouched on the curbs, hands in pocket, scanning women as they came down the street, looking for signs of wealth. The expensive manicure with jewel-studded fingertips, the Gucci purse, the Prada shoes, and the glitter of jewelry. With smug smiles, the boys would glide in like sharks smelling blood in water. They would flatter, tease, cajole, and beg, trying to entice the woman into the club.

Kenichi’s scene was one of the first that Nikki wrote after arriving in Japan. Nikki had scouted the host clubs in the gray early morning, avoiding the boys.

Miriam had read the scene and then insisted that they visit one of the clubs for authenticity’s sake. “The more research you do, the better the scenes get.”

They’d made one pass through Dontonbori, dodging the boys and giggling over the impossible hair. They studied the head-shot photographs posted outside all the clubs, rating the boys on their looks. Nikki chose the club that “felt right” and picked the boy to “stand in” for her character. As Miriam led the way to Kiss Kiss, Nikki realized that she had led her friend straight to the very real man who was already tugging at Miriam’s heart.

Nikki paused at the door into the building’s lobby to scan the dark street. Where were Chevalier and Sato? She couldn’t spot them. She thought Leo had told them to meet him here. Had they given up? Gone looking for him? Or were they already inside?

“Elevator is here,” Miriam called.

Nikki’s heart was banging hard in her chest as they rode a tiny elevator that smelled of cigarette smoke up to the third-floor nightclub. She could feel Atsumori shimmering inside her, making her skin feel glove tight. “It’s never good when the heroes go up against the villains. It’s like they’re like matter and antimatter. They usually mutually destruct. Violently.”

“But see, they don’t want to hurt us,” Miriam said. “And we are quite willing to hurt them.”

Nikki wasn’t sure if this was as comforting as it sounded. She found herself nodding as Atsumori agreed, but she wasn’t sure which of them he was siding with.

The door opened to the lobby of the third floor. A drunk woman was lying on the ground, laughing at the pretty young man trying to coax her to the elevator.

“No, no, I’m not ready to go,” the woman cried, clinging to the host’s legs.