Authors: Chris Bunch; Allan Cole
Into the car, and away. He headed for his jumping-off point—the ultraluxury part of Fowler, the grand estates of the wealthy who sucked around the Emperor and his palace as closely as they could.
Now was when his registration switchy-swappy of a few nights before would pay off, if it had even been noticed yet. If it had been narked, and a copper bleeped him, they would be expecting a prankster, not a criminal. A pity for them, he thought, making sure the pistol in his lap was loaded and locked.
The Imperial Grounds around Arundel were walled and given every imaginable security device. Alex parked his stolen gravsled on the closest street to the wall, and shouldered his gear. Again, another justification for the swapped plates. When the gravcar was reported stolen, it’d be on every rozzer’s hotsheet, since it belonged to a richie. Or, at any rate, its registration plate would be. And
that
plate was sitting on another vehicle entirely, back at the theft sight, adding more confusion to the situation.
Kilgour needed this expensive sporter of his to sit where he had parked it without being noticed for at least three days—and he knew that any money district, especially one as close to Arundel as this, would be patrolled. He also planned to use the gravcar for his slither-stage-left, with Poyndex, back to Ashley-on-Wye.
Confusion to m‘ enemies, he thought, sitting across the street from the wall, meter-metering the security precautions. In two hours, he had the Emperor’s system nailed. A walking guard every hour/hour and a half, one well-trained enough to vary his appearances. One sensor just before the wall. One atop it. The coiled razor wire on the wall itself would be tagged. He thought he saw a tree-mounted sweep in a treetop on the other side. An aerial about every hour. A vehicle patrol in between on the street.
Amateurs, Kilgour sneered. A‘ th’ rankest sort. A standard Mantis test was to break in—or out—of a max-security prison within one E-day. The test wasn’t regarded as one of the section’s more stringent.
It’s time, lad. And he went across the street, through the security, over the wall, and was on the far side of that tree-mounted pickup in less than ten minutes.
Tsk, he thought. Th‘ Emp’s noq^omy gaga, but he’s hirin’ brainburns’t‘ boot.
Now it would get sticky.
There were twenty-seven kilometers of unpopulated forest and glade between him and Arundel Castle.
What would be a morning’s jog took him three days and nearly cost him his life on four occasions. Dogs. More auto-sensors, of every possible configuration, from seismic to UV to motion to anything the Imperial Household’s Head of Security could come up with. Set in unlikely locations. Irregular patrols. Aircraft. It could have been worse, however. A weak point was that the Emperor had insisted his security
must
be as unobtrusive as possible. So this meant dead zones, killing fields, checkboard light-searches, and the like had been forbidden by His Eternal-ship.
Alex remembered a boast he had once made to Sten, saying he could do something, i‘ his sleep, draggin’ a wee canoe. He felt as if he was doing just that, lugging the McLean-powered stretcher he had stolen from the ambulance that he planned to stick the unconscious Poyndex into, which would give Alex only a few kilos of weight to lug all the way back to the wall.
He moved a few meters at a time, checking his backtrail, sanitizing it when necessary. He never slept, but huddled under the camouflaged groundsheet now and again for a necessary breather and a return to full alertness. He defecated in streams and carried his empty ratpacks with him. Once he hid in a pond, trying to find the promised pleasure in gnawed jerky as a pack of hounds quartered the shores.
At last he saw Arundel, standing black against a blazing hot sky. Its cannonports appeared eyes, staring straight at him. And the crenellations of its battlements… he turned off his imagination.
Alex stashed the stretcher in an impenetrable thicket. He was right on schedule—it was midmorning of the first day of the weekend. By tonight, he would have to be inside its walls, or else go to ground for another week.
He would, if necessary. But he would rather not.
There was nothing between him and the 200-meter-tall, 50-degree-sloped walls of the castle’s bailey, walls that actually enclosed offices and storerooms for Arundel’s vast staff. In the late afternoon there came a clamor, and he imagined the palace employees who had been stuck working on a rec day hurrying toward the pneumosubway that’d whoosh them back to Fowler.
Among them, he knew, would also be the lucky sods of the palace security who had been given passes.
All that would be left in Arundel would be the skeleton weekend shift, plus whatever personnel had pressing tasks that couldn’t be put off for two days, the workaholics, and a full staff of palace functionaries, from cooks to bakers to laundry people to butlers.
Big clottin‘ deal, Kilgour thought. There wae a time whae th’
staff d be taken’t‘ consid’ration, bein’ ex-Guard, -Merc, or -Mantis. But wee Poyndex hae all ae
those
dismissed. An‘ replaced, so Senn an’ Marr said, wi‘ other people, who’s qual’fications dinnae be greater’n a droolin’ adoration ae th‘ Emp.
Plus security.
Not Gurkhas—they were long-gone. Nor the Praetorians— they’d never been reformed after their colonel had converted them to a private army in a plot to overthrow the Emperor. Thae wae th‘ prob’ lad, he thought to the memory of the deceased Colonel Fohlee. Y‘ were whae thae call a preemie antifascist. An f’r y’r pains y’ got fed int‘ a meatslicer.
Now the guards were Internal Security. Poyndex’s own. Which no one from Mantis or Mercury who’d encountered Internal Security was very impressed with.
Come night, we’ll find oot, Kilgour thought, if the rankin’s pure jealousy, or wi‘ grounds.
There were two other beings who would be in the castle.
Poyndex. Sten had been correct—he seldom left his quarters/ offices in the castle.
And one other.
The Eternal Emperor.
Kilgour considered that, while he waited. W’d thae be th^ simplest solution, an‘ avoid all of Sten’s moils, toils, an’ machinations? An‘ c’d he e’en get wi’in striking distance? Most likely not. Gettin’ ambitious, he reminded himself, most oft means y‘ bollix up th’ whole clottin‘ mess, i’stead ae endin’ wi‘ th’ girl, th‘ gold haggis, an’ all.
Poyndex i‘ th’ lad, an‘ th’ on’y lad.
Come night, after he had timed the overhead aerial patrols, he moved out, slithering up the 50-degree slope of the bailey’s walls to just below its crest—to what’s known as the military crest, just below the peak. He followed the line as it veed back and forth, to dead-end against Arundel’s great wall that climbed 700 meters above him to the leering fangs, of the battlements. Alex took off his boots, and tucked theminto his pack.
An‘ noo f’r m’ spidger actrhe thought, and slid sideways, onto the wall. Notches between stone blocks… fingerjam… toehold… moving sideways, toward where huge blast doors closed off the main entrance into the castle.
Twould be easier, he thought, wi‘ climbin’ thread an‘ jumars. But he hadn’t been willing to chance buying climbing gear in Fowler. And this wall was not exactly a jo-block fitting… He swallowed a gasp, a bit of stone coming away under his fingers, his toe sloppily crooked, coming off, hanging by two clawed fingers and his other leg, god
damn
it, hearing that tiny piece of stone land on the parade ground thirty meters below him, crashing, smashing, its echo ringing around the bailey, louder than an avalanche, louder than a cannonshot, almost as loud as Alex’s hard breathing.
Back on the wall. Y‘ should’a done a few practice climbs afore y’ left, lad. Where? Oop an‘ doon th’ main hanger deck wall ae th‘
Victory
! Keep on keepin’ on.
He stopped just above and to one side of the blast doors. Noo,‘t’ find m’self a home. He found a good one. He drove the thick blade of his knife into a crack for a place to stand. And a nice secure handhold, one that let all four fingers cling to the stone.
Ah c’d dance.
He checked his watch. Bare minutes, he thought, m‘ timin’s perfectamente, till th’ first changin‘ ae th’ guard.
The blast doors crashed open just at 1950 hours, and the changing of the guard commenced. Alex watched closely, as a professional.
It was as much a ceremony as a security process. The entire watch paraded out, with the officer of the guard and the watch commander at its head. The formation stopped at each guard’s post, the guard challenged the watch—nice touch, thae, Alex thought. Thae’s clottin‘
clans
ae strange troopies clatterin’ through Arundel ae an‘ evenin’ an y‘ dinnae wan’‘t’ be truckin‘ wi’ strangers—the challenge was answered, and the guard relieved. He came to port arms, doubled to the rear of the formation, and his relief, at the formation’s front, took the post. Then, with much crashing and bashing, the formation moved on to the next post and the next relief.
Alex hung happily overhead—he knew that no one in a military formation ever looks up, down, or to either side, in fear of Instant Disembowelment from a noncom or officer—and itemized Internal Security’s stupidities.
Since this was a ceremony, IS’s black uniforms—nice, functional, and unobtrusive at night—had been prettied up with a white sam browne belt, helmet, epaulettes, and gloves, plus white slings on their willyguns. At least, Alex thought, they’d junked the stupid parade-ground rifles, f’r chrissakes, the Praetorians used to parade with.
They were, he concluded,
most
inconspicuous. Especially when he listened, and realized someone had ordered pony and heel taps nailed on their bootsoles. It sounded spectacular against the stone, Alex thought contentedly. Y‘ c’n hear the clots comin’ frae a country mile. Whaee’er a mile is.
Eventually the crashing of bootheels and -toes, the thudding of rifle butts against the ground, and the slap of gloved hands on riflestocks ended, and the old watch disappeared back into Arun-del.
Noo, Alex thought, his amusement gone for a total focus, w’ll see i‘ thae parade ground’s a sham. I’s noo, i’s noo, i’s noo, he thought in glee, damned near falling off his perch. Thae’re ceremonial beings, throo an’ throo…
Be sick, braw greatness, he thought, a memory from his days in school, an‘ bid thy ceremony gie thee cure.
Twa hours frae noo. 2200, an‘ Ah move.
The best time to mount an attack—or a snoop and poop—is either in the wee hours of the morning or else just before dawn, when energies are low and everyone’s half-asleep. Normally.
But Kilgour was cagier than that. Which was why he had chosen a weekend as the perfect time to assault an essentially peacetime fortification. Everyone who’s not got a pass is either broke, on a striper’s drakh-list, lonely with nobody to go see, a lifer, or generally irked at it being their turn in the barrel. Pius supervisors normally take weekends off whenever
they
aren’t on the duty roster.
Combine these two facts, and you end up with peoglegoing through the motions, generally just a little gruntled about things.
Kilgour, being a sophisticate, also chose the/Hour carefully. First shift is 1800-2000. These are guards wh6’ve been recently fed, but are fairly alert, if for no other reason than the officer of the guard will likely make his rounds on their watch. 2000-2200. Second watch. Not bad, but still a bit early. People are still out and about. 2200. Third watch’s first shift. They’re fed, had time to stir around the guardroom in boredom, or visit the canteen if the base has one—Arundel did, and it served beer and wine—for a consoling pint, or begin a card game. And then it’s time to walk the post in a military manner, all the while realizing at midnight you will be relieved, you will go back to the guardhouse rather than being permitted to return to your own comfortable quarters and personal sack, and will be rousted out at 0400 for yet another tour before dawn. Perfect.
Kilgour’s biggest worry was that IS was as subtle as the Gurkhas. They, too, had worked the same patterns when they guarded the castle, and had crashed and bashed with almost as much ceremony, even though they had worn parade-ground gear just on ceremonial occasions. And they had taken their duty very seriously, confining their on-duty canteen purchases to tea and a sweet But the Gurkhas had their own, uniquely nasty touch, characteristic of the brown men from Nepal. They’d anticipated that some nefarious type, such as Kilgour, might have figured a parade formation is really easy to anticipate, evade, or avoid. So, behind the flashing panoply of the watch change swept a full platoon, in combat gear, weapons ready, at the bloodthirsty lurk.
Evidently IS hadn’t gotten word of the twist. The troopies Alex had seen were all there were.
And so, at 2150, as
the guards’ bootheels crashed louder and closer
, Kilgour kept himself from chortling aloud. The third watch came out—Alex heard a few out-of-step marchers who had hit the canteen—and moved through its roundelay. The formation came back, the relieved second-watch guards yawning, looking for a bit of a headdown.
Kilgour slid out of his web, dropped to the parade ground, and went through the blast doors behind the guard, just as the doors crashed closed.
He was inside Arundel Castle.
Now was the moment of maximum danger. Moment, quite literally, since he planned to be visible for not much more than that.
He eeled forward, behind the guard. Ahead was the guardhouse, and the stairs leading down, into the largely ceremonial dungeon far below. Alex
hoped
ceremonial—i.e., deserted. He had once been imprisoned there, as part of the twisting moils of the Hakone plot, with most of the Gurkhas.
The dungeon was his goal. A gaol f’r a goal, he thought merrily, and was suddenly surprised at his cheer. The feeling of doom was just as powerful. More so, really. And he was in greater and greater jeopardy, yet felt strong. Strong and even cheery. N‘ wonder, he thought with a bit of disgust, we Scots hae taken it i’ th‘ kilt frae th’ Brits. We hae songs an‘ merr’ment, an’ they soljer on, grim-arsed, an‘ tread us hit’ th‘ dirt.