"Fancy and the Feebs? Now, this
is
getting interesting." Darlene finished her burger and licked her fingers. She wiped them on a napkin and nodded. "And you got the name and badge?"
She produced a pen from her slacks and I recited from memory. I watched upside down as she scribbled the names and the FBI identification number. "And you want me to nose around?"
"I'd be most grateful if you would. The truth is I don't know anyone else I can ask."
Darlene belched with no trace of embarrassment. "I can already tell you a little about that asshole Fancy. He's done a lot of delightful things in his time, but nobody has ever been able to make anything stick. He was born and raised in London. He's smart as a whip, genius level IQ, and by the time he came to the states he was already rich."
"He dresses like it."
"Fancy runs a pretty serious operation out of San Bernardino County, out as far east as Pomona. The street says he sells low-level dope like grass and Vicodin, but his main thing is pornography."
"From there?" I asked. "Jesus, it's not as if that business is underground anymore. Why bother?"
"That's a good question," Darlene said. "Some people figure it's because the kind of porn he's making is too nasty even for the Italians who run the San Fernando Valley. Others say it's just because he started to give them a run for their money, so they drove him out of the area. I'm inclined to believe the latter, but who knows?"
I finished the food and wondered if my hands would ever feel clean again. "You seem pretty on top of Fancy. Why is that?"
"Memos circulate. Everybody knows he's raking in the cash hand over fist, but no one can figure out exactly how and from what end of the business."
"Or why he's out in Pomona, if he's so successful?"
She nodded. "Or why he's out in Pomona."
I signaled for the check. Darlene allowed me to pay it. She stood up. "Ready?"
We began to talk back towards the Hollywood station. "What about the kiddy porn thing," I asked. "Do you know anything about that?"
"Besides that it's despicable?"
"That may be too mild a word."
"Jesus, Callahan, even cons hate pedophiles."
"Has anything come across your desk lately that I should know about? About kiddy porn, I mean?"
She considered. "Not much, actually. There is a Father Fortunato that's been getting a lot of attention lately. Have you heard of him?"
"Yeah. He's the guy who is concentrating on the Internet side of things. Fields mentioned him, and someone else named Rinaldi."
"Everybody knows there has been a fucking explosion in child pornography because of the Net. They busted some Rabbi in England a couple of years ago. He was actually wholesaling the stuff. Maybe this Rinaldi is involved with some of the people who are fighting back."
"I guess so. What do you hear about who is behind it, supplying the real money and the muscle?"
We stopped at the crosswalk. An Oriental woman, wearing a yellow slicker and carrying a STOP sign, escorted four more uniformed children through the traffic. Someone honked angrily. The old woman glanced down to make sure the children were not watching and flipped him the finger. Darlene looked at me and laughed.
"Only in L.A." We started walking again. "Look, Mick, I have read that there has been one main group financing and peddling child pornography around the world for several years, now."
"Any names?"
"Nope. They funnel huge sums of money to front groups, even outfits like NAMBLA, and they are wired into high places in several different countries. It is a well-oiled machine of money and influence. It is presumed that the heads of the organization are probably pedophiles themselves."
"Who are notoriously unrepentant."
Darlene snorted. "How unusual for a man, to be always convinced he's in the right."
"Funny, I thought that was women," I muttered. Fortunately for me, she didn't hear.
"These perverts, they actually think that cultural sex hang-ups are the only reason they can't molest all the little children they want."
I caught such a wave of repressed rage, my step faltered momentarily. I looked down at Darlene again, hoping to read her expression, but her face was chiseled in stone.
"Darlene, Fields mentioned that there might be some relatively new group muscling in on their territory, somebody with money of their own, ruthless enough to be giving the big boys headaches. Have you heard anything about that?"
She shrugged. "I think I saw something in some memo. You're thinking it may be Fancy and his boys?"
"Maybe."
"I keep pretty good records, so I'll go back and take another look."
"I'd appreciate that. And I meant what I said about thanking you for covering me that night, even if you did tell Donato."
She deadpanned. "Hell, I had to tell
somebody
that I met Mick Callahan and he asked me to blow him. That was quite an event."
"Actually, I was hoping to have the incident engraved on my tombstone."
Darlene laughed, softened further. We walked in silence for a moment. "One last favor?"
"Jesus, Callahan. Donato warned me about this. And just when I was starting to like you."
I stopped and held her gaze. "My housekeeper's nephew got kidnapped maybe six weeks ago. That's bad enough, but now all this talk about Fancy and child pornography is starting to make me feel sick. I want to satisfy myself that his disappearance has nothing to do with me."
"Aren't we being just a wee bit paranoid?"
"Maybe, Darlene, but Blanca has been with me since my drinking days. She is really torn up about this. I don't want the boy to just fall between the cracks. If I fax you some stuff about that case, would you look into it?"
"What do you expect me to be able to do?"
"Just ask around. Maybe there's some way you can nudge that investigation along, or keep it alive so that it doesn't die under a stack of papers. He's just a nine-year old kid."
"Do you know how many kids . . . ?"
"Yes. I do. But this one is special to me. His name is Manuel Garcia, and his nickname is Loco."
She sighed. "Oh, hell, I didn't have anything else to do this weekend." She thought for a moment. "So you like Fancy for that kidnap, too?"
"That's a real long shot, but what the hell."
She considered that. "You're right. What the hell."
We arrived at the Hollywood Station. Darlene squinted up into the sun and then examined my face as if panning for gold. "You look good, a damn sight better than you used to. How long you been sober?"
"A couple of years now. I plan on staying that way."
"Good for you, Mr. Callahan." She shook my hand briskly, quite formally. Then I realized that two patrol officers in a black-and-white were staring at us, ready to tease her mercilessly if they saw one sign of weakness. "You give me a couple of days, and then call me. Okay?"
"Okay, I will, Sergeant. Thanks again."
I watched her hips as she walked up the steps and back into the building.
TEN
"Six hundred thousand dollars is serious money."
"Indeed it is," J.C. Kramer said. He kept smiling, but his face had gone pinched and pink. My deal was going south faster than the NASDAQ in 2001.
"So of course," Darin Young said unctuously, "I'm sure you realize we would have some serious liability insurance concerns that we would need to address."
I asked, as innocently as possible. "Like what?"
"Oh, come on. Your reputation precedes you, Mr. Callahan. That business in Nevada, for example, was quite messy."
"I thought there was no such thing as 'bad' publicity."
I was in trouble. The thin, well-manicured network VP had already fired me once, for missing an audition, and had only agreed to see me again under pressure from above. Darin was arrogant and narcissistic in the extreme. He was also in his mid-twenties.
Now, this is a combination guaranteed to give me fits.
I looked at my new agent, J.C. "Judd" Kramer. He smiled weakly and tried to intervene.
"Darin, I'm sure you realize that the Nevada papers referred to Mick as a local hero. After all, he broke up a drug ring and solved two murders almost singlehandedly."
Darin Young smiled and picked at his teeth. He looked like a well-fed shark. "Mick here also physically assaulted some townspeople and nearly got himself killed in the process. Gentlemen, the truth is that the cost of that pilot episode would actually be chump change. If we go ahead with a syndicated television series, we will be risking millions. We need to know that Mr. Callahan has his instinct for adventure under control."
I reined in my true reaction. "I've been sober for quite a while now, if that's what you're referring to."
Young pursed his lips, looking like nothing so much as an auld English fop. "You would be prepared to guarantee your sobriety in writing?"
Kramer interrupted with a cautionary wave of his hand. "Wait a minute. And just how could he do that?"
"Drug testing, perhaps, on a random basis?"
"Listen, you little . . ."
The snarl escaped before I could contain myself. Kramer kicked me under the coffee table. I nodded, fell silent.
"That temper of yours is also of some concern to us," the executive said. "I don't know that we want to deal with that."
I forced a tight smile. "Just don't piss me off." Then I laughed. Kramer laughed too, but a little too loudly.
Darin Young just chuckled. "I also have it on good authority that the backstage behavior on your former show was less than desirable. In fact, an anonymous executive from that production company suggested that we build in a very severe clause with respect to moral behavior."
"That's enough." Judd Kramer got to his feet. "Come on, Mick. I guess this meeting is over."
I remained seated, took a long, slow breath and let it out again.
Never let a narcissist put you in an adversarial position. Play on his vanity and his need to feel superior.
"Hold on a moment, Judd." I was opting to play 'good cop.' "I can understand Mr. Young's posture, here. I was given a wonderful opportunity. I was blessed with decent ratings, and I managed to fail in a quite public way. He wants to know that history will not repeat itself."
Darin Young blinked. "That's exactly right."
"As a matter of fact, I think it takes a great deal of courage to just come right out with matters this delicate, with no beating around the bush. I respect your honesty, Darin."
"Thank you," the executive said. He began to preen, straightened his cuffs and smoothed his already perfect hair. "I'm glad you understand that my position is difficult."
"Oh, certainly," I said. "Sit down, Judd."
Baffled, Judd Kramer sat. He groped for words and settled for something harmless. "Where were we, then?"
"Mr. Young was voicing his concerns over my reputation. It seems I am known for being hot tempered, abusing drugs and alcohol, and some other unspecified forms of moral turpitude. I assume he is referring to my former propensity for collecting groupies."
Darin Young bowed forward. "Exactly. More to the point, for pursuing your . . . well, shall we say 'recreation' while on company time?"
"Alcohol removes inhibitions, Mr. Young. That's one of the main reasons people drink it. And that kind of loose behavior tends to go along with alcohol and drug abuse. I don't drink any more."
Darin Young made a steeple with his fingers.
He probably read somewhere that this makes him look wise. Maybe in one of those cheesy books on body language.
"May I be candid with you, Mr. Callahan?"
"But of course. Let's all be as direct as we can."
Young stood up slowly, making a theatrical production out of gathering his thoughts. He clasped his hands behind his back and slowly paced by the picture window that faced the studio lot below.
"Some of our executives have legitimate interest in the possibility of bringing you back to television, Mr. Callahan. I, however, have expressed serious reservations from the very beginning. This is because it is a brand new world out there. What worked a few years ago may not work today. You understand what I am driving at?"
You want your fingers in the pie. That's what you're driving at. You're just not sure how to play me.
"Certainly."
"But let me think for a moment here," Young said. He put his fingers to his temples as if lost in deep contemplation. Judd Kramer was sweating this out, and his panicked look begged me not to laugh.
You little shit. You want to have it both ways. If the show succeeds it will be because of your involvement, and if it fails you warned everyone from the beginning that they shouldn't do business with me. This is a classic case of "cover your ass."
Young finally turned to face me. "Gentlemen, let me put it to you this way. Meeting with you today has stopped me at the fifty-yard line, and I am going to reconsider this project."
"Gee, thanks." This time I barely concealed the sarcasm. Judd Kramer was already on his feet, right hand extended.
"Great, Darin. Why don't you just think things over? Take as much time as you need, just get back to us before the end of the month."
The King had spoken, and we were now free to go. I could not bring myself to shake hands, so I waved on the way out the door. "Nice seeing you again."
"Likewise, Mick. Thank you for coming."
The weighted silence lasted past the receptionist with the fake breasts, down the carpeted hallway, through the lobby decorated with movie posters, and into the padded elevator. Just as the doors were closing, I turned to Judd and guffawed.
"That pretentious little shit? No way am I working for him. He's probably not even toilet trained."