Forbidden Broadway: Behind the Mylar Curtain (111 page)

SARA RAMIREZ OF THE LAKE

SIR CHRISTOPHER SIEBER

BOTH

[Another upward modulation. I

SARA RAMIREZ OF THE LAKE

SIR CHRISTOPHER SIEBER

SARA RAMIREZ OF THE LAKE

BOTH

"Imagine Yoko Ono"

CURLY FROM OKLAHOMA!

[YOKO ONO enters and begins churning butter.]

Hi, Aunt Eller!

YOKO

Scare me to death! What are you doing 'round here?
No Rodgers and Hammerstein on Broadway now. Only
jukebox.

CURLY

Hey, wait a second! Aunt Eller is from Oklahoma, not
Yokohama. Who the heck are you?

YOKO

Silly cowboy, I'm Yoko Ono.

CURLY

Yoko Ono? What the Sam Hill are you doing on
Broadway?

YOKO

Collecting royalties. You see, every 1960s rock and roller
had a wife, and every wife now holds the music rights.

CURLY

Oh, I get it!

YOKO

CURLY

YOKO

BOTH