Forbidden Broadway: Behind the Mylar Curtain (98 page)

[TOWNSPEOPLE enter.]

ALFRED and TOWNSPEOPLE

ALFRED

ALL

DIRECTION!
HE'S ALFRED MOLINA!
DIRECTION!

GIRLS

ALL

SALLY MURPHY

LAURA MICHELLE KELLY

NACHUM

ALI.

KELLY

Sally, have you seen the terrible reviews we got?

SALLY

Oh, critics, critics, critics! What do they know?
These old musicals need to be turned inside out by
egomaniacal British directors.

They undress and then begin to sponge-bathe each
other. I

KELLY

The only thing good about these classic shows is their
recognizable titles. They always make lots of money!

SALLY

That must be why they keep reviving Fiddler.

KELLY

SALLY

SALLY, KELLY, and NACHUM