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This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, organizations, or persons living or dead, is entirely coincidental and beyond the intent of either the author or the publisher.

 

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Copyright © 2012 by Jennifer Gooch Hummer

 

Author photo © 2011 by Chuck Espinosa

 

Print ISBN-13: 978-1-936558-30-8
E-book ISBN-13: 978-1-936558-31-5

 

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First Fiction Studio Printing: March 2012

 

Printed in the United States of America

 

 

For Mike

 

As you ramble on through Life, Brother
Whatever be your goal
Keep your Eye upon the donut
And not upon the Hole
– Downyflake Doughnuts, Nantucket Mass.

1
Incipit.
Begin here.

Jesus was in his underwear.
That was the first thing I noticed. He had long blond hair that looked like he forgot to rinse the conditioner out of it and every time it flew in front of his face, he whipped it back over his shoulder.

“Wow, Jesus is foxy,” Rennie said with her gummy-bear breath. But I tightened my jaw. Loud music was banging everywhere and colored lights were blinking. I looked at Rennie and watched her cheeks flash from red to purple.

On the way to the theater, while Rennie was putting on her lip gloss for the thousandth time and Mr. Perry was driving and Mrs. Perry was throwing her arms up and yelling, “Slow
down
, Bill!” I sat there looking normal but thinking about how much I wished we were going to see the real Jesus. Everyone needed a miracle once in a while.

But my life slammed back into me when we got out of the car and Mrs. Perry handed us our tickets.
Jesus Christ Superstar, The Musical
, it said, clear as day.

It should have said
Jesus Christ Freak Show
because so far there was just him and his underwear walking around angry dancers with big hair and big belts singing “What’s the buzz?” every second. Even the sweaty faith healings that Grandma Bramhall watched on TV were better than this. At least those people got out of their wheelchairs in the end.

I put my feet up to block it all out. Our seats were smack dab in the middle of everybody and everywhere I looked people and their flashing faces were following Jesus. Even the old lady sitting on the other side of me who smelled like baby powder tapped her foot, and she had an eye patch so clearly she could have used a miracle. Her hand was shaking too, but I couldn’t tell if it was because of the music or because her arm was plugged in wrong like Grandma Bramhall’s neck.

Rennie frowned at my feet and nudged me with her elbow. I frowned back and sat up again. Then I slipped my bracelet out from under my sleeve and turned it right side up so
Holly Bramh #08092
was flat on top and
Maine Med
was on the bottom. There were 08091 other people in the hospital that could have used a little help too.

After a few more songs, Jesus froze. Then he turned and walked off stage. I slipped one arm into my coat and started to stand until a bang happened and the lights got dimmer and the music got darker. Someone kicked my seat and said, “Hey, do you mind?” so I slid down again.

Next, two guys in black capes started singing like they were running out of batteries. I tried not to listen, but their voices were low enough to crawl up your back. Even with my eyes shut, I could see their whips. The music sped up and a crowd of dark-hooded people grabbed Jesus and begged for things. He
wanted
to fix them—you could tell by how slowly he touched their foreheads—but it wasn’t going to happen and he knew it. Still, they kept on grabbing. Until finally when they were about to suffocate him, Jesus pushed them all away and yelled, “Save yourselves!”

That stopped everyone all right.

“All you have to do to conquer death,” he sang slowly, like it hurt, “is to die.”

Which was ridiculous.

I looked around. You can’t conquer death if you’re dead. But no one else looked confused, not even Mrs. Perry, who can’t take in too much information at once or she’ll check on her big curl and say, “You lost me, now. Start again?”

After the song, Jesus looked worse.

Mary made him lie down in the middle of the stage. Then she started singing, “Everything’s all right, yes, everything’s fine …” and rubbing something on his forehead, which wasn’t going to help him. No one ever gets saved by a forehead rub. Ask Laura Ingalls Wilder if you don’t believe me. But Mary kept doing it anyway, begging him to let the world turn without him tonight because everything was all right—which it wasn’t, because even his best friend, Judas, was acting weird. I snuck a look at Rennie to see if she was thinking what I was thinking, but she had her same old face on, blinking away like Bambi. Finally, Jesus went to sleep and Judas found the black capes and told them where Jesus would be on Thursday.

Then the lights came on.

“Is that it?” I asked Rennie, who was looking through her fancy silk pocket book for her Cherry Fine lip gloss. “Can we leave?”

“It’s intermission, Apron. You’re so naïve,” she said shaking her head and standing. “I don’t know why my mom had to invite you, anyway.”

But I did. I was there when Eeebs told his mom he wouldn’t be caught dead watching a bunch of faggots dance around. “And besides,” he said. “It’s the JV trip to Funtown Splashtown,” which Mrs. Perry had forgotten about when she bought the four tickets. I knew almost everything about the Perrys. So I put my
Playbill
down on my seat and filed out like everybody else.

In the aisles, things got hectic. Everyone pushed and someone stepped right onto the back of my flip-flop.

Eeeb’s
flip-flops actually. Mrs. Perry said, “Sorry, Apron,” but that was my best bet because Rennie’s shoes were too small and Mrs. Perry’s shoes were too fancy, and what happened was: I forgot my high heels. Last night when Mrs. Perry called me I forgot to pay attention to the skirt thing and didn’t remember it again until after my dad dropped me off. Rennie rolled her eyes at my Stride Rites and reminded me that you have to wear a skirt for the theater. Mrs. Perry had an ugly yellow one with green frogs on it that fit me as long as I wore her pink belt with seagulls on it, but no shoes. Which was why now, in line at the confession stand, I got stepped on twice. And by the time Rennie and I both got our DOTS, I got stepped on two more times. Mrs. Perry was one of the times, but I hadn’t brought any money and she had given me two dollars and said, “Here, honey, get whatever you want,” so I wasn’t about to get mad at her for almost breaking my toes.

“There’s Seth Chambers!” Rennie whispered, jumping behind me and grabbing my shoulder. It was true. There
was
Seth Chambers. He might be dumb as wood, but he was also as handsome as ever: his blond hair long enough to tuck back behind his ears, his perfect teeth flashing white. Something drilled into my bellybutton when I saw him, but I wasn’t about to tell Rennie that. She had so many
Rennie Chambers
scribbled in her math book she had to buy a new one. “Do you think I should go talk to him?” she asked my underarm.

I tried to say no, but the DOTS had cemented my teeth together. So I groaned instead. Finally Seth left and Rennie let go, sighing and chewing on another DOTS, which, if I was lucky, might cement her teeth together forever.

Then the lights flickered. In Maine that usually meant there were thunderstorms coming, but in the theater it meant get back to your seat. Someone stepped on the back of my flip-flop again and this time one of the sides popped out. Without any more flip in that flop, I had to skate it. Mrs. Perry said, “That’s okay, honey,” when she saw Eeeb’s shoe was broken, but her mad face looked the same as her glad one, so you never really knew what was going on in between that curl.

The old lady was there when I sat down. I had some DOTS leftover, but I didn’t ask her if she wanted any because then she’d have to buy new eyes and new dentures. Mr. and Mrs. Perry sat down again, too. They never held hands. And never once had I seen them kiss. I used to catch my dad hugging my mom by the icebox, but now I catch him hugging M there instead. M used to be Nurse De Costa. I’m supposed to call her Margie. But M is as good as it’s going to get.

Mrs. Perry leaned her perfect tight curl over Rennie’s lap and said, “Do you like it so far, girls?” I said, “Yes, thank you,” but Rennie said, “Can I get some more candy after?”

When the lights went down again, I slumped as low as I could in my seat and got ready for another round. And then things went really wrong. The hippies were back up there dancing and the low batteries were still warning everyone, and now Jesus was sadder and more tired. He didn’t dance anymore and he hardly ever sang, except to say he was sad and tired even though he used to be inspired. And it turned out Mary was wrong and I was right. Everything
wasn’t
all right and Judas was a traitor and Jesus got dragged around to see some kings and one of them whipped him. Then Judas died and Jesus got beaten up some more and wouldn’t even ask them to stop and when
that
barrel of laughs was over, Jesus got put on the cross. He flipped his head back and moaned and asked in one long yell why he had been forsaken.

That made me sit up.

The hooded people went back to clawing at him and then all of a sudden it got so quiet you could hear a pin drop and Jesus was dead. You could tell by the way his hair hung down all over his face and he didn’t whip it back.

Then that was it. The curtains smashed together and everyone clapped and yelled and stood. The noise came too fast. I blinked and tried to stand but couldn’t get my feet to work.

“It’s a standing O,” Rennie said pulling me up.

The hippies and low batteries were taking their bow and when Jesus came out he was smiling and whipping and waving, not looking so forsaken to me anymore.

Just fake.

My stomach cramped.

“Cut your hair!” I yelled.

“What’s your problem, Apron? Shut up,” Rennie said, looking at me with her face all crooked.

“Don’t you think he looks a little too much like the
real
one? He shouldn’t get people’s hopes up like that.”

Rennie pulled one side of her lip up. She wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed, but that wasn’t why she didn’t understand. I looked past her to Mr. and Mrs. Perry. Rennie probably didn’t even know what
forsaken
meant. She didn’t need to.

When I looked back up at the stage again, Jesus was gone.

In the lobby, Rennie grabbed her mother’s elbow and told her she needed to go to the bathroom.

“Can’t you wait, kiddo? Look at the line,” Mr. Perry asked, his voice iced in hope. “The exit’ll be gridlocked.”

But Mrs. Perry gave him a glare and steered Rennie toward the line anyway. Her uncle somebody died trying not to go to the bathroom when he was a boy, he just exploded inside out at the Thanksgiving table because he was too shy to tell his parents. That’s what her glare said. I looked over at Mr. Perry. If I’d heard this story a thousand times already, imagine how many times
he’d
heard it by now.

Instead of looking like he remembered, he turned and walked toward a black shiny wall, picking his way against the flow of people headed for the exit. I skated my flop behind him, both of us stopping every few steps not to break up a family.

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