Authors: Ellen Hopkins
Runs to the window.
Who
the heck is that?
Mom joins him.
Can you
believe he didn’t have
the decency to call?
He? Who he?
insists Jake.
Will someone please tell me?
Scott starts toward the door.
Did you think he would
suddenly learn manners?
Jake’s face flares, cranberry
red over freckles.
Ahem! Who…?
Heather peeks over Jake’s
head.
I don’t know, but he sure
looks like a shark out of water.
Fine! I’ll just go ask him
myself! Jake follows Scott
out the door. I glance in
Leigh’s direction. Her face
is white as fresh fallen snow.
Oh my god,
she says.
He’s so
old, so…so…decrepit.
He looks faded,
travel-worn, threadbare.
High.
I can tell,
without getting close,
that he’s sweating
speed.
Linda Sue doesn’t look
the part of a serious
meth user. Only serious
pursuit
of my dad (don’t ask
me why—who can say
what evil pheromones
must have been at work!)
could have dropped
her into his personal
hell
and kept her there,
smoldering at his side.
True love, between
a fairy and a troll,
bent on
proving he still has
what it takes to attract
someone ten years younger.
And both, at this moment,
look on the verge of
crashing.
Even totally glazed, I know
Dad will be asking to share
what’s left of my stash,
which makes me angry. Pissed.
Relieved. Some deep down straight
part of me wants to shake the monster.
Maybe I can if I quit right now.
I’ll worry about it later. Right
now I’m worried about Leigh,
whose eyes are wide with emotion—
a strange mix of hate, love, and apathy.
If Mom is smart, she won’t let Dad
inside. But ever the hostess, Mom
would be hard-pressed to dismiss
even a troll and his fairy
without first offering refreshments.
As they all start toward the door,
Leigh’s body language changes
from curious to volatile. Every
inch of her tenses like a cheetah,
ready to pounce. Heather notices,
goes over to Leigh, strokes her hair,
kisses her lightly on the mouth.
Don’t take the offensive.
Don’t give away your power.
My respect for Heather
swells. I instruct myself
to remember that advice
whenever I happen to sense
confrontation, or feel the
urge to turn tail and run.
Today confrontation
is immediate, the instant
Dad lurches through
the front door.
Hi, honey,
I’m home.
The joke falters.
And then he catches sight
of Leigh.
Oh my God.
It can’t be my little Layla.
You really grew into
a beauty….
He pauses,
waiting for some response.
Nothing.
Can I have a hug?
Out come Leigh’s claws.
I don’t hug strangers.
Who the hell are you?
Her face contorts, a
subconscious effort to
make itself less beautiful.
It fails. I steel myself
for a lob of curses, but
Heather refuses to let
the verbal battle begin.
She walks over to Dad,
extends a hand, and tries
(obviously so) not to inhale
too deeply. I can smell
Dad from across the room.
The girl is brave. Really
brave.
Hello, Mr. Snow. I’m
Leigh’s partner, Heather.
Dad checks her out too
long. The cheerleader
facade has him completely
confused.
Uh. Oh, yeah,
right. Partner, huh?
Well, knock me over with a feather.
I told you once before
my dad was the King
of Cliché. And when
it comes to tact, I’m
pretty sure it isn’t listed
in his internal dictionary.
Stands next to Dad, mouse
brown hair hanging in long
knobby ropes well past her
shoulders. Somewhere beneath
a thick sheet of makeup hides
a quite pretty woman.
After a silent minute or two
it becomes clear Dad isn’t
much for introductions either.
Finally his new attachment
says,
Hello. I’m Linda Sue.
Sorry to barge in on you—
Dad interrupts, in a majorly
rude way.
No problem, L.
They knew we were coming,
right gang?
He moves toward
Leigh, who retreats slightly.
Well, I’m happy to see
you.
Leigh’s face has gone
from ivory linen to scarlet
fleece, especially the tips
of her ears.
What took you
so long, Father? Too
busy to pick up the phone?
I…I…I…,
he stutters, his
inability to respond fueled
by the monster. [The monster,
on a crash diet of guilt.]
I don’t know what to say
except I’m sorry. Forgive me?
This could be fun to watch,
as long as the sniping doesn’t
turn into sniper fire—the battle
of the Snows. “No hello for
me, Dad?” I complain, adding,
“Nice to meet you, Linda Sue.”
Everyone turns startled eyes
in my direction, as if they
can’t believe I had the guts
to interfere. But a broad sense
of relief floods the room. No one
wants a battle between the Snows.
Scott takes the reins, offers,
Let’s go out on the patio.
Can I get you something
to drink? Iced tea? Lemonade?
We have some soda, too, I
think. Coke. Root beer…
Dad just can’t not be Dad.
How ’bout real beer? Any
kind will do. We’re not
picky, are we, Linda Sue?
He gives her a kiss unsuitable
for mixed company.
[Not picky? Ha! Major
understatement!] I stuff Bree
back inside as Scott guides Dad
and Linda Sue outside. Mom
goes to hustle up a couple of
beers. Heather follows Leigh
upstairs. Jake and I stand here,
exchanging looks of disbelief.
Then we both break down
into a fit of uncontrollable
laughter.
Your dad is really
weird,
Jake can finally say.
Another major understatement.
Overstay their welcome.
[Huge surprise!]
We have planned a birthday
dinner at our favorite
Italian restaurant in Reno
and as the hour of our
reservation approaches,
Mom and Scott grow a bit
antsy; Leigh and Heather
still have not reappeared;
and Hunter wakes from an overlong
nap hungry, wet, and otherwise
irritated. When I go to mitigate
that, Dad decides to tag along.
As I discard a soggy diaper
in favor of a nice dry one, Dad
says,
That boy is going to make
some woman very happy one
day! Takes after his grandpa,
in more ways than one.
Okay, that’s much more than
I want to know. “Well, I guess
he has your eyes. And not a lot
of hair. So yes, I guess he takes
after you a little bit, Dad.”
We laugh as I dress Hunter
in cute overalls and a plaid shirt.
Can I hold him?
asks Dad,
and my look is all the reply
he needs.
Hey, I’m no worse
off than you right now! Relax.
I remember how to hold a baby.
I promise I won’t drop
the little guy on his head.
He takes Hunter gently
from my arms, and though
the smell of Dad’s crank
sweat makes me cringe,
Hunter doesn’t seem
to notice one little bit.
Despite my trepidation,
Dad looks completely
comfortable, holding
a baby.
See?
he says.
It ain’t rocket science.
Hunter also looks comfy
as Dad carries him back
to the living room.
Check
him out, L. Looks just like me.
Linda Sue agrees, but everyone
else just stares at me like I’ve
totally lost my mind.
I’ll admit I’m slipping into
the crash zone. Only one
way I know to fix that.
And, all things considered,
I probably shouldn’t try
to sneak off for a walk
with the monster.
So I’ll make it through
dinner somehow (might
even manage a nibble
or three) and crash like a dead
jet plane tonight. Of course,
first we have to
get
to dinner.
So where are you staying?
Scott asks Dad. [Hint!]
Some little dive in downtown
Reno,
answers Dad.
Figures,
Leigh whispers
to Heather, who laughs out loud.
It’s not so bad,
offers Linda
Sue.
Small rooms, but clean.
Mom bustles onto the scene
with her purse.
Let’s go!
Go?
says Dad.
Do you have
plans? Don’t let us interfere.
We weren’t planning on letting
you interfere,
Leigh chimes in.
Scott moves between Leigh and
Dad.
We have dinner reservations.
Linda Sue starts toward
the door.
Time to go, Wayne.
Sure,
says Dad.
Good seeing
you all. Kristina? Walk me out?
Okay, that’s really creepy. “Uh, Dad?”
I hurry after him, Linda Sue, and my
baby, but have to fight my way past
Mom.
Wayne?
she calls, wrinkling
her nose at the stench he’s left
in his wake.
I’ll take the baby.
Dad turns, grinning.
You didn’t think
I was kidnapping him, did you?
Sheesh. I’ve got enough problems!
[No shit!] Still, both Bree and I
are relieved when he hands off Hunter
to Mom. He gestures for me to follow
him to his car.
I want to take you
out tomorrow night for your birthday.
As you can probably tell, I brought
a little go-fast along, but it’s mostly
gone. I’m thinking you’ve got stash
of your own. Can you spare some?
[Whose birthday is this, anyway?]
“I have a little I can share,” I admit.
“But only about half a gram.”
If I give you some cash, can you
score some more?
He extracts two
wadded hundreds from a pocket.
“I’ll try. But just so you know,
this was the first time I’ve done
any since Hunter was born.”
Okay.
He slides behind his steering
wheel.
Oh. I ran into Buddy before
I left. He said to send you his love.
Leaves me coughing
on his exhaust fumes and shaking
at his parting remark.
I haven’t stopped
to think about Buddy, aka Adam,
in a very long time.
Adam, who started me
on the highway to nowhere. And guess
where I’m standing now.
[Pretty damn close to nowhere.]
Still, remembering our
time together brings more happiness
than anything else.
They say you’ll always
love your very first
love. I’ll always love Adam a little.
But he’s married, with
a baby just about Hunter’s age. Why
would he send his love?
[Because he’s a fucking player.]
Of course he’s a player.
But he was my player once, at least
for a few great weeks.
Everyone piles out the
door.
We’ll have to take two cars,
says Mom.
Jake, you ride
with Dad. Ladies, we can
squeeze into mine.
But I volunteer to go
with Scott. “More room.”
[Less nervous conversation.]
Jake sits up front. I take
the backseat for me, Bree, and
memories best forgotten.
Dad stirs them up too,
and something else—a big ol’
cauldron of guilt.
Two weeks and I’m most
of the way through a ball. What have I
done? Can I undo it now?
[Fat chance, now you’ve set me free.]