Hotter than Helen (The "Bobby's Diner" Series)

HOTTER THAN HELEN

The No. 2 Book of the “Bobby’s Diner” Series

by

Susan Wingate

Copyright Susan Wingate 2013

(electronic Edition)

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HOTTER THAN HELEN

1

Steel  shackles  jangled  at  his  ankles  when  he  shuffled  to a stop on the cold travertine floor, sounding much like the ghost of Christmas future.

Cabling, the kind used on bicycle locks, wrapped around his thin waist and angled off to a Y, snaring him by each wrist. He held his arms close to his stomach, monk-style, as if praying but he held his head up not down.

At the thick red mahogany podium, the orange-clad prisoner stood next to a smaller-framed bailiff. The bailiff’s hand cupped the man’s elbow and someone called out, “All rise. The honorable Judge Lindon.” The bailiff stepped back and the prisoner’s eyes shifted. His lawyer stepped up next to him. The packed courtroom stood almost in unison.

Everyone watched as the judge stepped in, sidling behind his wide bench, a dense desk spanning no less than eight feet long and three feet wide of the same rich mahogany as the podium.

He sat, pausing midway to eye the prisoner over his black-rimmed reading glasses, sitting slowly before lifting the docket in front of him and reading the papers.

He looked pissed.

Once settled, he slid his black and wooden chair under the bench. Everyone else in the courtroom sat. Everyone, that is, except the prisoner and his lawyer. The judge wasted no time.

“Your sentence, sir, in light of this,” he hesitated briefly rolling his hand in a circle as he spoke then continuing, “this new information and these errors,” he glared at the lawyer, “in allowing this new information from reaching the court at the time of your trial,” the judge kept a hard scowl as he looked between both men but mostly at the man’s attorney, “is that I have no other reasonable choice than to reduce said sentence to a lesser term, no more than two years beginning today.” He slammed down his gavel so abruptly that the stumpy, tight-combed and gray-haired court recorder jumped. She looked up suddenly but went back to typing.

Judge Lindon continued to speak cautiously but with obvious anger and directed his emotions at the prisoner. His dark-lined eyes and the sharp angles of his cheekbones exaggerated the judge’s mood. His mouth tight and his eyebrows in a hard V gave away his disgust for the restrained man standing in front of him. “You should thank your lawyer with some flowers or something for this one, Mr. Pinzer. He’s pulled quite the acrobatic stunt. Maybe after his career as a lawyer, a career in the circus would be a fit for Mr. Ruckheimer.”

His short but formidable lawyer, Wallace Ruckheimer, looked down at his feet over his fat belly and coughed into his fist. Zach Pinzer remained cool, not breaking a sweat, cracking a smile, or fluttering an eyelash. He simply stared, unswayed by Lindon’s comments, just as his lawyer had instructed him.

No matter what, Zach, do NOT react. The judge can either hand down a lighter sentence or not. If he doesn’t, we start the appeal process all over again but this time with a higher, more difficult court. He didn’t need his lawyer to tell him not to react. Still, Pinzer remembered Ruckheimer’s advice not letting a muscle twitch. He tuned out the judge and spent the next few minutes lost in thought about the ineptitude of the both the Pyles—at the dead mayor and now at his ridiculous, pathetic wife. A wimpy woman with no backbone, reneging on her part of the deal. The gall! A woman who spent her life in a balancing act, walking a tightrope, blaming others for her fate. Now, on the run, she couldn’t hide, not from him. He’d promised to find her and he did. It was too easy, really. His man outside found her within a week of her taking off. She practically left a trail of crumbs. His man outside had replaced her already. Her leaving actually opened up a better plan of action, a much more devious plan. What was it people said? When one door closes?

Yeah.

Well, people would die. But who cared when he was dying in prison? No one.

He remembered the letter he shredded, the one where she stated she intended to back out of their deal. The strips of paper spilled onto the floor of his mind.

Of course she would tuck her tail and dash back home to Sunnydale. The simple woman proved too predictable.

Zach stood there, not moving, barely breathing, until Lindon’s gavel pounded once more against a hard block of oak, this time jolting Pinzer from his self-induced hypnotic state. He turned to his lawyer and with his shackled hands they shook.

Only the side of Pinzer’s mouth, the side the judge couldn’t see, tilted up ever so slightly into a half smile. The bailiff stepped in again, his thin eyes glancing from the judge to the lawyer to Pinzer, then quickly leading Pinzer out toward a side door, to a holding cell where he would await transportation back to the Florence state penitentiary.

As they walked into a barren hall, the bailiff slipped a note into Pinzer’s hand.

Unfolding it carefully so no one would see him, Pinzer read its message.

He whispered to the bailiff. “Must I do everything myself?” He flipped his head to the lawyer who handed the bailiff a one hundred dollar bill. Ruckheimer looked around,

Even if things didn’t work out exactly as planned, Zach knew he would still get what he wanted—Bobby’s Diner. Operating from the Maricopa County Jail, where he expected to be transferred for the rest of his two years, Zach knew they would pull it off.             

2

The day started like any other desert day spent in Sunnydale at the diner. Georgette Carlisle was surfing the internet and landed onto a page about NASA slamming a rocket into the moon. She recalled the date. She recalled the pathetic fanfare—an event that no one seemed to care about. It was only the moon, not Jupiter or Saturn. Since the 1969’s and 70’s, the moon, somehow, slid onto the backlist of newsworthiness by current twenty-first century standards.

The day coasted out of sight into a flotsam of more noteworthy press like the inauguration of the first U.S. black president. The moon seemed to fade against today’s bigger news like Michael Jackson’s death, news that would last for years. With an economic recession tumbling forward sucking into it a pandemic swine flu outbreak and the escalation of the Afhganistan War, the world felt topsy-turvy.

And, today, when the world seemed in so much turmoil was the same day that Georgette posted her first ever monthly recipe contest on Facebook. So, when her old friend called, the moon’s event, the war, the economy all slid into other things that didn’t seem quite important at the moment but that would, eventually, change people’s lives.

Helen tried to hide the desperation in her voice. Georgette still heard it. Call it intuition. Call it what you will, Georgette heard the tightness in her speech.

Even with her friend hundreds of miles south, even through her tiny smart phone, the one she pictured Helen holding to her face, Georgette imagined her willowy jaw line quivering as she spoke somewhere outdoors, her mousy, almost colorless hair unruly from the wind around her face, a ballet hand grappling at the wispy, thin strands as she looked around the busy street corner in Phoenix, cars rushing past her in a hot train, bumper-to-bumper and, as if Georgette were standing there with her, she imagined Helen’s nervous frown bridging her forehead, causing that single soft fold to form between the skin of her eyebrows. She imagined her glossy lips moving over each fractured word. The two women, complete opposites in mind and body. Georgette also imagined her eyelashes trimmed with red skin, wet from recent tears.

But, Georgette knew Helen well. Always cloaked in something. Always scheming.

Even so, she still trusted Helen, with reservations, of course. Helen, although slippery at times, Georgette believed, would remain a true friend. Even so, the call startled Georgette.

A mounting bank of clouds buffeted the perimeter of Sunnydale’s desert landscape and threatened action. It was early morning, a time when the diner’s kitchen remained quiet in a soulful way, the way only early morning hours can produce. Except for chopping food on the butcher block counter’s soft wood, the place at this time remained perfectly peaceful.

She was dicing up a chunk of milk chocolate for a mousse she planned to serve as a special dessert that night. The cocoa scent attacked her nose and sent a pang of hunger like a knife into her gut.

First, the ringtone Georgette set for unknown callers, Beethoven’s fifth, made her jump. Hearing those first disturbing solemn four chords, da da da dum and then the second set, the same but bolder, scarier, made her look around, wondering for a second what the sound was and where it came from until she figured out the ringing was coming from her purse. Seeing the display, Georgette realized Helen went from using her married name to using her maiden name again, Wellen. She quickly flipped open her phone.

“What?” she nearly screamed into the phone when Helen told her the news. “Oh my goodness, that soon? You’ll be here tomorrow?

“No, that’s wonderful, Helen. I’ve missed you so much. You’ll stay with me. A spare room will be ready!”

Even after she’d returned from work that day, the conversation replayed in Georgette’s ear. “Did you hear what I said, Gangster? Helen’s comin’ home.”

The cat let out his usual breathy “yow” and jumped from the sofa where Georgette had removed her shoes, to his bowl, sliding back to her, wrapping his tail around her ankles, letting out another sexy “yow” and walking back to his bowl—his way of letting Georgette know he wanted more.

“Yeah, you get down. You know Hawthorne doesn’t like to find your hair on the sofa.” He made it known he wouldn’t put up with pets on the furniture. “What? You’re hungry, again, Gangster? How ‘bout some catnip? That’ll settle you down.”

Georgette pulled out the oregano-looking herbs and envisioned seeing Helen again and wondered if she had changed much in five years.

It was settled. Helen would stay with her for a couple of weeks until she found a suitable place of her own. Helen had sold the house where she lived after the mayor died. She left Sunnydale soon after for Seattle to pursue her dreams of becoming a writer.

Everyone loved Helen. Hawthorne would love her too. Georgette had already told Hawthorne nearly all the stories about the three of them after Bobby died. How Georgette and Vanessa, Bobby’s ex-wife, God rest her soul, inherited the diner.

She always wondered about Bobby’s decision about the diner. She figured Vanessa must have wondered too. Why he would do such a thing? Bobby didn’t have a mean bone in his body, so Georgette was sure it couldn’t been out of some cruel inclination to pit the women against each other.

And after a while even they began noticing their similarities. Both strong, intelligent, sometimes quick to react but always loving and kind. Well, most of the time they were kind. Hell, they even looked a bit like one another. Big, beautiful, red-haired southern gals. Of course, Georgette being from Georgia, her southern drawl differed from Van’s Arizona born dialect, sounding slower and longer.

It was almost like Bobby knew they would get along and manage his beloved diner better than he might ever have. And they did. Wasn’t that really why that crook Zach Pinzer ended up nearly destroying everything they had built?

Even now she didn’t understand why Zach wanted Bobby’s Diner. Although she did remember him ranting on about “the perfect highway corridor” and “the new Sedona.” Trashing their vegetable patch was nothing compared to him killing José, their beloved gardener and busboy, then nearly killing Roberta, Bobby’s and Vanessa’s daughter. She shook her head unable to understand the criminal mind.