Read How to Dazzle a Duke Online
Authors: Claudia Dain
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upon me at some distant point, I have not anticipated it eagerly.
Until recently. Having seen two of my brothers so blissfully wed,
I can now begin to imagine wanting a bit of bliss of my own.”
Oddly, most oddly, the moment the words were out of his
mouth he felt the truth of them. He’d been avoiding marriage for
almost as long as he could remember. But Blakes and Cranleigh
were so nauseatingly blissful that it did make the whole concept
of marriage slightly more bearable. Indeed, even attractive.
But of course, both Blakes and Cranleigh had married for
love. As the heir to a dukedom, he didn’t suppose he’d have that
luxury. In truth, he hadn’t ever considered it. His entire idea
concerning marriage, and he did have just the single idea, was to
avoid it for as long as he possibly could, which surely was a most
reasonable position and very much as Tannington had stated
it. Though it did sound rather harsh when expressed, merely
proving the point that some things should never be expressed.
An idea Miss Prestwick was clearly a stranger to. She seemed
unable to keep herself from expressing all over the room.
“How beautifully phrased,” Sophia said.
“If nonsensical,” Tannington said.
“Perhaps not so much nonsensical,” Penelope Prestwick said
with all the studiousness of a Latin tutor, “as highly emotional. I
do believe, indeed it seems quite obvious, that the best marriages
are made without undue emotion. Emotion makes everything so
very cloudy.”
“If one dislikes clouds, that is a disadvantage,” Edenham said.
Little Miss Prestwick sat back on her chair and closed her
mouth into a fi rm and very sultry pout. It was quite charmingly
done, which was quite odd of her, wasn’t it? She wasn’t the charm
ing sort at all, quite the opposite.
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“I thought everyone preferred a day without clouds,” Mr.
Prestwick said, very nicely coming to the aid of his sister.
“Cloudy nights can be quite romantic,” Edenham said,
“though I don’t presume to think there is a universality of opin
ion on that. Perhaps it is an acquired taste.”
“As so much is,” Sophia said mildly.
“And the longer one lives, the more tastes one acquires,”
Ruan said. “Or perhaps it is only that one learns to be adept at
pretending to have wide and varied tastes.”
It wasn’t so much that Ruan was staring at Sophia, but that
Sophia reacted so unusually to his remark. She came quite close
to bristling. It was a fact well established that Sophia did not
bristle.
“To what purpose, Lord Ruan?”
“To please a man, Lady Dalby,” Ruan answered promptly. “A
woman will do much to please a man.”
“Only if a man has already done much to please her,” she
countered.
“My mother often gets into these sorts of conversations,”
Dalby said casually, looking about the room. “I learned early on
to only listen to every third word. I kept my innocence until
nearly the age of ten.”
Sophia laughed and broke the brittle spell that had risen up
between herself and Ruan, patting Dalby on the knee. “At every
third word, you would have formed very strange ideas indeed. I
know for a fact, Markham, that you are still very much the in
nocent about very particular things.”
“But not in regard to pleasing a woman,” Dalby replied, his dark
eyes alight with humor, “because I learned that from Father.”
“A most adept teacher,” Sophia said.
“Most,” Dalby agreed. “Father made certain I understood
that the way to please a woman is to give her what she wants.”
“And so we are back to where we started,” Edenham said.
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“But what is it that a woman wants?” Iveston asked. “Very
often I am not convinced they know themselves.”
“Do you think we all want the same thing?” Penelope asked
sharply.
She looked at him directly and he returned her look, suddenly
aware that very few women of marriageable age ever looked at
him directly and certainly not with the sort of impassioned, de
termined, studious look that Penelope Prestwick was in the habit
of displaying over the most inconsequential of topics. Yet this was
not one of those, was it? This was a topic near to her heart and
he found he could not much blame her.
“No, Miss Prestwick, not precisely the same thing,” he an
swered, looking into her dark eyes. “But close enough, yes? Do
you know what you want?”
“Of course I do,” she answered instantly, her eyes fl aring.
“And you can explain it? Put it into a single sentence?” he
prodded, wondering what her eyes would do next.
“Naturally. I have given it a great deal of thought, as you can
well imagine,” she said. Her eyes did the oddest thing then, they
got very wide and soft, like a cloudless summer night.
“And?” he prompted, his voice gone quite soft, to match her
eyes, actually.
“I want to get married, Lord Iveston,” she said, her own voice
as soft as his.
The moment stretched out between them like a silken cord,
until Sophia said, “Of course she wants to get married, Iveston,
but why shouldn’t she? Yet best not to ask whom she wants to
marry as that would be in extremely poor taste.”
Iveston did not ask. But Penelope, who did have the worst
aptitude for this sort of thing, looked instantly at Edenham. And
then she fl ushed.
And that was answer enough.
Seven
AS a matter of courtesy, the party, while not departing Dalby
House, did split into various groups. It was an awkward time of
day for callers as it was well past time for the preparations to
begin for their various evenings out. Still, they did not leave, not
a one of them, and Sophia was hardly in the habit of throwing
people out onto the street. Or that was the rumor. Even Sophia
might be pushed to throwing if the circumstances required it.
“We should leave,” George Prestwick whispered to Penelope,
after he had dragged her to one of the front windows of the white
salon.
“I’m not leaving!” she whispered in response. What could
George be thinking? Edenham was here, now, and not another
woman in sight, if one discounted Sophia, which she would and
did. When would a chance like this ever come again?
“It would look better if you did, Pen,” George said with a bit
more force than was usual for him. What on earth had gotten
into him? Was it possible that he was distressed at the thought of
her imminent marriage? It had better be imminent. “We have
quite outstayed our welcome, I am certain. Lady Dalby can’t
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have expected half of London to pop into her salon, particularly
at this time of day.”
It
was
late. It was past seven and everyone was at home pre
paring for their evenings out. Everyone who wasn’t in Dalby
House, that is. If Edenham wasn’t leaving now, then she wasn’t
leaving now. It was as simple as that. What was wrong with
George that he couldn’t see the obvious?
“Why should we be the first to leave?” she snapped under her
breath, eyeing Edenham from across the room. He was talking
to Sophia’s brother, Mr. John Grey, about what she couldn’t
imagine. “No one else is leaving.”
“True,” George conceded, turning away from her to look
across the room. “Do you think this happens often to her? That
people come and refuse to leave her?”
“Her? You mean Lady Dalby?” Penelope said on a huff of
disbelief. “I shouldn’t think so. Why ever would you suppose
that, George?”
“They’re staying for some reason, Pen, and I don’t think it’s
because of us, do you?”
Well. Actually, she had hoped so.
6
“DARE I hope that we may leave now?” Cranleigh said to
Iveston.
“You need to learn to enjoy life more, Cranleigh,” Iveston
replied, looking about the room. “Relax.”
“I have a new wife at home, Iveston. Relaxing is the farthest
thing from my mind,” Cranleigh said, shifting his weight slightly.
They were all standing now, even Lady Dalby, the afternoon
visit having turned into something more resembling a formal At
Home. Iveston glanced around the room again. Miss Prestwick
looked somewhat agitated. He thought he could deduce the reason
why. Very difficult to catch a man’s eye when the room was simply
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clogged. He ought to know as women had been trying to catch
his eye for years. All except this one, this little Miss Prestwick
who obviously had more money than breeding. Certainly, for
wouldn’t a woman of careful breeding make it a point to chat him
up? Wasn’t he the most desirable, that is to say, most eligible man
in the room?
He most certainly was.
Peculiar little thing not to act upon that fact. One did wonder
how badly addled she was, to have missed the mark so. It had
not escaped his notice that her brother was very nearly her
keeper, smoothing the way for her as best he could. Given that
she was so odd, he clearly had a time of it. Iveston didn’t envy
the man his task. Penelope Prestwick would exhaust and exas
perate the most devoted of men, which George Prestwick cer
tainly appeared to be.
“Peculiar, isn’t it?” Cranleigh said softly at his side. As they
were both looking at Miss Prestwick, Iveston thought the ques
tion remarkably apt. “She may be the first unmarried woman to
ignore you completely. How does it feel, Iveston? I should think
you’d be relieved.”
Iveston looked askance at Cranleigh. Marriage had done
something to him, something quite unappealing. Why, his
brother now had a sense of humor. Most inconvenient, particu
larly at the moment.
“I am.”
Cranleigh grinned. “You look it. Truly.”
Iveston lifted his chin and said, “She’s obviously some sort of
imbecile. Why, she can barely hold her own in Society.”
“You think so?” Cranleigh replied casually. “I had a nice
conversation with her at the Prestwick ball and found her very
entertaining.”
“Trained bears are entertaining.”
“Oh, come now. She’s not anything like a trained bear. You’re
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just being vicious, likely because you’re not accustomed to being
ignored by a likely female.”
“Which is my entire point,” Iveston said in a low rumble of
annoyance, “she’s not a likely female. She’s the most unlikely
female I’ve ever encountered.”
“Get her talking about her roses,” Cranleigh suggested, a per
fectly lovely smile on his lips. As Cranleigh was not in the habit
of putting on perfectly lovely smiles, Iveston, naturally, was in
stantly on his guard. “She delights in them. I should think you’ll
be as entertained by her as I was.”
“I don’t care to talk to her about anything. She appears quite
preoccupied at the moment in any regard,” Iveston said stiffl y.
“Oh, well, if you’re going to wait for her to stop twittering
about Edenham, you’ll never find your chance. Of course, that
may very well be just what you intended. Is it?”
Cranleigh, really, was the most obstinate, most . . . well, his
wife had named it best when she’d called him a bully. Normally
Iveston was not bothered by it for the obvious reason that Cran
leigh’s bullying had never before been so forcefully focused on
him. It was quite a nuisance now, and he wasn’t enjoying it in the
slightest.
“I have no intentions at all regarding Miss Prestwick.”
“And she has none regarding you,” Cranleigh countered. “It’s
quite remarkable, isn’t it? Usually they fall all over you and
now . . .” Cranleigh shrugged in the most insulting manner
imaginable. “I suppose you’re afraid to approach a woman who
hasn’t got her children by you already named. Lack of practice
and all that.”
“Are you implying that I can’t manage women?”
Iveston was not at all amused, which he assumed was more
than apparent by his frozen expression. Cranleigh, more than
any of his brothers, with the possible exception of Blakes, who
really was too observant for anyone’s good, was quite adept at
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reading him. Why, Cranleigh had very nearly made it his life’s
work to protect Iveston from all sorts of trouble, usually of the
female sort, and Iveston had got quite used to it. Perhaps too used
to it?
“I think you manage them very well,” Cranleigh replied
softly, eyeing Miss Prestwick from where they stood. They were
very near the door into the front hall, which Iveston suspected
was not at all accidental. “As long as by managing you mean
avoiding them entirely. Now that I think upon it, you haven’t
managed very many, have you, if by managing you mean actu
ally interacting with them.”
“I suppose you’re trying to be funny? You’re failing mis
erably.”
“I suppose you think I can’t add? How many, Iveston? How
many women have you . . . managed?”
“More than enough. More than you, certainly. You’ve been
at sea rather a lot in the past few years, haven’t you?”