Read How to Dazzle a Duke Online
Authors: Claudia Dain
Tags: #Fiction, #Romance, #Historical, #General
He could also play the pianoforte and she wasn’t about to
marry him for his musical skills either.
Marriage? Why ever had marriage entered her mind when
cataloging Iveston’s scant list of skills? She nearly blushed in shame
at the wayward nature of her thoughts. A woman did not make
the most ideal marriage by becoming distracted by incidentals.
“You’re blushing,” Iveston said, standing up from the bench.
He was quite tall, nearly towering over her. She supposed she
should find it extremely unattractive, it was only that he looked so
very well, even with his cravat a tatter. He was a very handsome
man. There was little point in denying that. There was little rea
son to deny it either. So, he could kiss well and he was handsome.
What was that? Nothing to build a marriage upon.
“I don’t think so,” she said. “I never blush. I never fi nd the
need.”
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She sounded like a prig. She knew it. She couldn’t seem to
stop herself. The problem was that Lord Iveston didn’t seem to
mind.
All
the men minded. Why didn’t he?
“Can’t you feel it?” he said softly, taking a step nearer to her.
They were quite close enough. It was entirely unnecessary. He
did it anyway. “Can’t you feel the heat of it?”
“No.”
She wasn’t going to count the little lies. If she did, she would
be overwhelmed with counting in a half hour’s time.
“You never blush,” he said, looking at her mouth, “yet you are
blushing now, for me. I like that.”
“I don’t care what you like.”
“Did you know,” he said, ignoring her completely, still staring
at her mouth, “that your mouth goes quite rosy when you blush?
Nearly like a berry stain. It’s quite compelling. I do think you
should stop, if at all possible, or I shall be hard put to refrain from
kissing you again.”
It was a horrible truth to admit that she didn’t mind the idea
in the least.
Whatever was wrong with her? She needed to plant herself at
Edenham’s side immediately or Lord Iveston would distract her
past all reckoning. And that couldn’t happen, no, couldn’t be
allowed to happen. She had her plan and she was not going to be
waylaid by a few kisses of superior quality.
How did Edenham kiss, as long as she was thinking of it?
Certainly, after three wives, he must have developed some talent
for kissing. Pity that she couldn’t ask one of them how he . . .
performed. She did like to have all her facts in hand before mak
ing a decision. Of course, she could simply arrange to kiss him
herself. There was nothing like firsthand exposure. It was so
much more reliable than hearsay.
“I do hope Edenham likes the color of my lips,” she said. “Do
you think he will?”
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Her words had the desired effect. Iveston pulled back from
her and considered her from beneath his pale brows.
“Let’s ask him, shall we?” Iveston said. And without another
word, he escorted her across the floor to where Edenham
stood with Sophia and Lady Richard.
Penelope braced herself. She was more than certain that this
was not going to be pleasant. If there weren’t already so many
wagers flying about the room, she would have wagered on it.
6
“WITH so many wagers placed on Miss Prestwick’s marital
prospects, I haven’t been able to get a man’s attention all eve
ning,” Bernadette, Lady Paignton, said. “I can’t even fi nd that
Indian, and I did think he’d be an interesting experience.”
“You have too many interesting experiences,” Antoinette,
Lady Lanreath, said. “It’s becoming something of a problem,
don’t you agree?”
“No, actually, I don’t,” Bernadette said.
“I should like it very much if you would change your
mind,” Antoinette said softly, looking out over her room full of
guests, at how perfect it all looked, and how empty it was of all
meaning. It wasn’t even her house anymore, having been passed
to her husband’s son. The moment he married she would likely
be thrown out on her bonnet. “I may want to marry again, and
it will be a bit difficult to arrange if you continue on as you are
doing.”
Bernadette turned her green eyes upon her sister, looking quite
obviously stunned. “I had no idea. Why didn’t you tell me?”
“I had no idea myself,” Antoinette answered. “I think watch
ing Miss Prestwick has inspired me. This girl, nothing stops her,
does it? She is arranging her own match, on her own terms. Did
you or I do the same? We did not. We married where we were
told. She is barely younger than we are now, yet so much stronger
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in resolve. Yes,” Antoinette said, lifting her chin, “she has most
assuredly inspired me.”
“To marriage,” Bernadette said skeptically.
“Yes, to marriage. I do not aspire to be any man’s whore,
Bernie. I should think that you would want more for yourself.
Certainly I want more for you.”
Bernadette smiled. It was a smile without joy and without
warmth.
“We want different things, Toni. However, I will do whatever
I must to aid you. I only want your happiness, nearly as much as
I want my own.” And then she smiled, a most genuine smile.
“Very well. For now. Don’t think I shan’t try to convince you
of my wisdom and brilliance upon this topic, however. I shall
return to it at some future date.”
“I shall look forward to it.”
“You are an appalling liar.”
“Yes, but I’m so good at everything else.”
And at that, both sisters laughed, causing Lady Richard to
look over at them, and frown.
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“NOW, darling, don’t frown,” Sophia said. “Miss Prestwick will
think you don’t approve of her.”
“I’m nearly certain I don’t,” Katherine said, and then smiled.
“But as she may become my sister, I don’t wish to start off on the
wrong foot with her.”
“Oh, come now,” Edenham said, frowning at both women.
“I’m hardly likely to marry Miss Prestwick and you both
know it.”
“I certainly do not know any such thing,” Sophia said. “I’ve
wagered that you will. Don’t disappoint me, darling. Ah, Lord
Iveston, you’ve escorted the lamb to the wolves. How cordial
of you.”
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Miss Prestwick, for perfectly obvious reasons, did not care for
the metaphor in the slightest, and who could expect her to? She
was a woman of resolve and action, yet still a lamb in the ways of
men, for all that. Although, as Iveston turned his head to greet
Lady Richard, it became clear that the lamb had sharp teeth: Lord
Iveston had a love bite on his neck, and quite a nice one, too.
Darling Penelope grew more interesting by the hour. It was
to be expected that Iveston had come to the same conclusion.
Would Edenham? That was the question, and an entertaining
one it was.
“What a lovely concert,” Sophia continued, studying Penel
ope and Iveston. “Such harmony and what can only be assumed
a natural fluidity of timing and instinctive musicality. No one can
believe that you have not been practicing together, in seclusion,
for weeks.”
“As I’ve only just met Lord Iveston, that would have been
impossible,” Penelope said.
“Which is precisely what I’ve been saying, darling, but of
course, no one will believe me,” Sophia said. “I do think you
should lend your voice to the choir, as it were, Lord Iveston. You
are certain to be trusted far more than I.”
“And I?” Penelope said, her gaze quite as blunt as a hammer.
“I am not to be trusted?”
As there was another woman at the pianoforte, both singing
and playing, and as she was sharp one note out of every three, it
did not look at all hopeful that anyone was prepared to believe
that Penelope and Iveston had come together so beautifully as a
result of mere chance. But Sophia was not going to be the one to
say that to her. No, there was a better source entirely.
“Certainly the duke has expressed doubts,” Sophia said, casu
ally fanning her face.
Miss Prestwick gave Sophia a look she clearly hoped would
wilt her—it didn’t—and then turned to face Edenham. To her
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credit, she faced him squarely. To his credit, he gave every ap
pearance of gentleness.
To Iveston’s credit, he did not hold his tongue, but stepped in
and settled the issue instantly. Or tried to, poor darling.
“We’ve just met,” Iveston said. “Last week, in fact. I was under
the impression that you met Miss Prestwick the same night that
I did, at a ball in her home.”
“I did,” Edenham said, “though I do think that, between then
and now, you have become better acquainted with her than I
have done.”
“I daresay that’s true,” Iveston said, nodding pleasantly. “As I
understand it, Edenham, there is a wager on White’s book, the odds
quite heavily in your favor, that you will marry Miss Prestwick.”
“So I’ve been told,” Edenham said calmly.
Penelope was scarcely breathing. Katherine was clearly un
comfortable at the boldness of the conversation. Sophia could not
have been more delighted than if she’d written the script herself,
and she nearly had.
“You may be unaware of it,” Iveston continued, moving so
that he stood nearer to Edenham and almost directly facing Pe
nelope, “but I placed a wager of my own, that I would marry
Miss Prestwick.”
“Having known her for less than a week?” Edenham asked.
“Quite right,” Iveston said, smiling. “Ridiculous bit of non
sense, isn’t it? I did it to win a bet, of course, an entirely different
wager with Cranleigh, and of course, I have won it.”
“What?” Penelope said sharply. “A wager? You . . . it was
nothing but a wager?”
Iveston turned the full force of his blue gaze upon Penelope.
She gasped on a whispered intake of breath. Katherine mur
mured some unintelligible bit of comfort. Sophia smiled behind
her fan. Penelope needed no comfort; she was the sort who came
out fighting, which truly was so clever of her.
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“The first wager, Miss Prestwick, which I am quite certain
you can have known nothing of. I shan’t be so crass as to discuss
the particulars with you, but I have won it many times over.”
Penelope did not fire up in her anger and outrage, no, nothing
so pedestrian as that. She looked quite icily calm and held herself
as still as a marble statue.
“You shan’t be crass enough to discuss it, yet you show no
hesitation to perform in calculated fashion to win this mysterious
wager? How perfectly like a man you are, how hopelessly illogi
cal in your thoughts and actions.”
“Thank you,” he said, bowing crisply in her direction. “I am
pleased that you have, finally, noticed that I am a man and will
ever behave as one, Miss Prestwick.”
It was as if a cold wind blew through the room at that ex
change of observations, a wind that began at the epicenter of
Penelope and Iveston and rushed out to encompass the room.
Sophia was certain she was not imagining that the drawing
room grew quite quiet, the girl at the pianoforte sounding louder
and more discordant as a result. Poor girl. But then, she couldn’t
help them all, could she?
“The wager on White’s book, what of that?” Edenham asked
into the awkward silence.
“Oh, yes, you must explain about that,” Sophia said. “It’s the
key to the whole thing, isn’t it, Miss Prestwick?”
“No, I—” Penelope began. She looked nearly flushed. It quite
agreed with her.
“Miss Prestwick,” Iveston said, cutting her off, his glance to
her as slicing as his tone, “asked me to place a wager on the book
that she and I would marry. Her idea was that it would intrigue
you enough to want to pursue an alliance with her. My idea was
that it could only aid me in my wager with Cranleigh.”
“An odd way of getting a man’s attention,” Edenham said.
“Yet did it not work?” Penelope asked a trifle angrily. Not
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very wise of her to be angry now, but that was part of the charm
of youth. How else to explain it?
“Yes, I confess that it did,” Edenham said. “But the wager that
she and I would marry? Who is responsible for that?”
And here is where Miss Penelope Prestwick lived up to every
one of Sophia’s expectations of her.
Lifting her delightful little chin and staring both men in the
face from her very diminutive position, she said clearly, “I am.
I am responsible for both wagers.”
“I do hope you can afford to lose your wagers, Miss Prest
wick, for you have lost them both,” Iveston said calmly. And with
that, he walked away from her.
She followed him with her eyes until he was lost from view.
“Were you prepared to lose, Miss Prestwick?” Sophia asked.
She turned back to face them, looking fully at Sophia, ignor
ing Edenham and Lady Richard entirely. That told the entire tale
most explicitly.
“No, I don’t believe I was,” Penelope said in a hushed voice.