I'm Judging You (31 page)

 

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Contents

Title Page

Copyright Notice

Introduction   New Rules for a New World

PART I
   LIFE

1.
Gosh, You're the Worst

2.
Why Must You Suck at Friendship?

3.
When Baehood Goes Bad

4.
Under the Knife

5.
Weight a Minute

6.
Don't Be Pigpen

PART II
   CULTURE

7.
Racism Is for Assholes

8.
The Privilege Principle

9.
Zamunda Is Not a Country. Neither Is Africa.

10.
Rape Culture Is Real and It Sucks

11.
Nobody Wins at the Feminism Olympics

12.
Homophobia Is Geigh

13.
#FixItJesus #BindItBuddha #AmendItAllah

PART III
   SOCIAL MEDIA

14.
#Hashtag #I #Hate #Your #Hashtag #Abuse

15.
Your Facebook Is My Favorite Soap Opera

16.
For Shame: Get Some eBehavior

17.
Dumbed-Down News

18.
How to Succeed at Business Failure

19.
Real Gs Move in Silence

PART IV
   FAME

20.
About Microwave Fame

21.
So You're Kind of a Big Deal on the Internet

22.
On Sex Tapes

23.
The Unreal World

Epilogue   Do Something That Matters

Notes

Acknowledgments

About the Author

Copyright

 

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Copyright © 2016 by Luvvie Ajayi. All rights reserved. For information, address Henry Holt and Co., 175 Fifth Avenue, New York, N.Y. 10010.

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Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data

Names: Ajayi, Luvvie.

Title: I'm judging you: the do-better manual / Luvvie Ajayi.

Description: First edition | New York: Henry Holt and Company, [2016] | “A Holt paperback.”

Identifiers: LCCN 2016009018 | ISBN 9781627796064 (paperback) | ISBN 9781627796071 (ebook)

Subjects: LCSH: Conduct of life—Humor. | BISAC: HUMOR / Form / Essays.

Classification: LCC PN6231.C142 A43 2016 | DDC 818.602—dc23

LC record available at
https://lccn.loc.gov/2016009018

e-ISBN 9781627796071

First Edition: September 2016