“What makes you think they'd tell you truth?” Colonel Platt asked.
“I'd have to take a chance on that, sir,” McCoy said. “But my gut feeling is that if I was a Nationalist officer, I'd be a little afraid to lie to a White Russian officer.”
“Why?” Captain Sampson asked. Again McCoy gave him the benefit of any doubt that it might be a challenge.
“They all came out of the Imperial Army,” he explained. “A lot of them say they were colonels and generalsâand maybe they were. The way I understand it, if you lied to an officer in the Czar's armyâfor that matter, talked back to oneâthey shot you on the spot, and let the paperwork catch up later.”
“You seem to know a good deal about both the Chinese and Czarist armies, Captain McCoy,” Colonel Platt said.
He's barely able
, Pickering thought,
to control his sarcasm. Well, that's understandable. They not only had a serious run-in the first time they met, but now the man who in essence told him to go fuck himself is making it very clear he thinks very little of an Opplan Platt thinks solves all our problems
.
“I knew some Chinese officers in Shanghai, sir,” McCoy said. “And some White Russians.”
McCoy's and Banning's eyes met.
“Going along with your line of thinking, Captain,” Platt went on. “As I understand you, you're suggesting that you just drive off into the Gobi in your ambulance⦔
“And the weapons carrier, sir. Both towing five-hundred-gallon water trailers filled with gas.”
“â¦in the hope that you will be able to establish contact with this group of Americans thought to be somewhere in the desert.”
“Yes, sir.”
“And what if you run out of gasoline before finding the Americans?”
“Then we fire up the radio, sir, and hope the Catalinas can find us.”
“Wouldn't it really make more sense, Captain, to just find some good location for the weather station and establish contact from there? Without running around an immense desert looking for people who might not be there?”
“I'm not prepared to give up on the Marines out there, sir, without trying.”
“That may not be your decision to make, Captain,” Colonel Platt said.
“No, sir,” McCoy said. “As I understand it, that would be General Pickering's decision to make.”
“That's pretty close to insolence, Captain!” Platt flared.
“Whoa!” Pickering said sharply. “For one thing, I'm sure Captain McCoy didn't intend to be insolent. For another, he's right. This is my decision, and I just realized that I'm not prepared to make it without further information.”
He waited a moment, until he thought Colonel Platt had regained control of his temper.
“What I suggest we do now is have a drink,” Pickering went on. “Maybe more than one. And then dinner. Then we'll sleep on this, and have another go at it in the morning. Is there room for Captain McCoy and Gunny Zimmerman to spend the night here, Platt?”
“Sir, we could put a couple of cots in my room,” Captain Sampson said.
McCoy looked at him in surprise. Then he turned to Pickering.
“I'd hate to put the Captain out, sir. And our place isn't that far away.” He turned to Sampson. “But thanks, anyway.”
“Tell me about your place,” Pickering said.
“Actually, sir, it's pretty comfortable. It's a nice house, and we have a pretty good cook.” He looked at Banning. “I'd almost forgotten how nice it was in Shanghai to have houseboys bring you a cup of tea in the morning, when they deliver your wash and pressed uniform.”
“You have houseboys?” Banning asked, smiling.
“And you don't think your house and your houseboys have attracted attention?” Platt asked.
“You really can't hide anything in China, Colonel,” McCoy said, on the edge of condescension. “What you
can
do is make something look like something else. What we look like is a couple of White Russian officers living like White Russian officers. In other words, well. Zimmerman got uniforms for the houseboys. Every White Russian officer in the Nationalist Army has at least two orderlies. And orderlies are expected to have rifles.”
“How many âorderlies' do you have?” Pickering asked, smiling.
“Fourteen,” McCoy said. “Two of them take care of us, two take care of the vehicles, and the others are our perimeter guard, and run errands.”
“Errands like watching this place and the airport?”
“Yes, sir.”
Pickering saw that Colonel Platt did not at all like hearing that McCoy had had people watching his compound.
“Your own private army, huh?” Pickering chuckled.
“More like my private squad, sir,” McCoy said.
“What had you planned to do with this private army of yours if you followed your original plan and went into the Gobi by yourself?” Platt asked. “Take them all with you?”
There is an implication in that question
, Pickering thought,
none too subtly phrased, that he has decided McCoy's plan is dead
.
He looked at McCoy and saw in his eyes that McCoy had come to the same conclusion.
“When I go into the desert, Colonel,” McCoy said, “I'm going to take four of the Chinese with meâmaybe six; I haven't thought that through yet. The rest I'd planned to turn over to Colonel Banning. The men, and the house.”
“What's that all about?” Platt asked.
“Sir,” McCoy replied, but looked at Pickering as he did. “I thought Colonel Banningâand the Easterbunny and the others⦔
“The â
Easterbunny
'?” Colonel Platt asked incredulously.
“â¦would need a place to stay besides a BOQ⦔ McCoy went on.
“The â
Easterbunny
'?” Platt repeated.
“â¦and I didn't think they'd want to live here,” McCoy finished doggedly.
Platt glowered at him.
“Unfortunately, Colonel Platt,” Pickering said, “Captain McCoy can't seem to remember not to call Lieutenant Easterbrook âThe Easterbunny.' Worse, neither can I.”
“Sorry, sir,” McCoy said.
“There'd be room for all of us in this house of yours?” Banning asked.
“Yes, sir.”
“It's got beds, et cetera?”
“Not enough for everybody, sir. But getting what else we need wouldn't be hard.”
“From the same place you got the vehicles, right?” Banning chuckled.
“Yes, sir, you can buy anything you want in Chungking, if you have gold.”
“You had five thousand dollars' worth of gold twenty-dollar pieces,” Banning said. “I'm almost afraid to ask, but how much is left?”
“About eighteen hundred. I got a good deal on the ambulance, the weapons carrier, and the five-hundred-gallon water trailers,” McCoy said, smiling. “But I had to pay six months' rent in advance on the house. And good tailorsâas Pick taught meâdon't come cheap. And then I have rations to buy, and the weekly payroll to meet.”
“In other words, you're going to need more money to go into the desert?” Pickering asked.
“Yes, sir, I am.”
“I think I want to see this house of yours, McCoy,” Pickering said. “Is there any reason we can't go there?”
“Would you mind riding in the back of the ambulance, sir? One of these OSS Studebakers would make people wonder.”
“I've no problem with that,” Pickering said. “After dinner we'll go there. At least Colonel Banning will know where to find you in the future.”
[ONE]
Muku-Muku
Oahu, Territory of Hawaii
1745 9 April 1943
When Lieutenant Commander Warren T. Houser, commanding officer of the United States Submarine
Sunfish
, was shown onto the patio behind the house, he was wearing a fresh-that-morning khaki uniform that now bore grease and oil stains in several places. Commander Houser had not changed into a fresh uniform before leaving the
Sunfish
, reasoning that he was going directlyâin a staff carâfrom the pier at Pearl Harbor to Muku-Muku, and directly back. He would almost certainly not be seen by anyone who might look askance at an officer attired in an oil-stained uniform. Soiling a uniform could not be avoided on a submarineâeven on an extraordinarily shipshape boat, as he believed the
Sunfish
to be. Some Naval officers just didn't seem to be able to understand that. Usually, they were officers who had never been to sea on anything smaller than a battleship, and had spent the preponderance of their Naval careers behind a desk on the beach.
Furthermore, upon returning to the
Sunfish
, Commander Houser intended to inspect his boat from bow to stern planes. He was going to sea at first light, and he wanted to once again personally check the storage aboard of fifty five-gallon jerry cans of avgas; twenty-seven odd-shaped aluminum crates; and two inflatable rubber boats. Commander Houser was understandably nervous about having that much avgas in his boat.
Any uniform he wore when he made his way around the
Sunfish
would become oil-stained. Since the one he was wearing was only lightly stained (compared with what usually happened to his uniforms), it just made sense not to change it.
In the morning, of course, he would put on fresh, crisply starched khakis. He suspected that Rear Admiral Wagam would be on the pier to offer a few words of encouragement before the
Sunfish
sailed off into the Kaiwi Channel to try to move the avgas and the aluminum crates from the boat to a Catalina without drowning anybody and/or blowing up the airplane and/or the
Sunfish
.
Tonight, Major Jake Dillon, USMCR, had invited him out to Muku-Muku to have a couple of drinks and a nice dinner. They'd be joined there by Wagam's aide-de-camp, Lieutenant Chambers D. Lewis III. Lewis was a submariner himself; he knew all about oil-stained uniforms; and Jake Dillon was not unfamiliar with them, either. It was also likely that Charley Galloway would be there, and Big Steve Oblensky; both of them were fliers, so both of them understood oil-stained uniforms. And it was also likely that Peter T. McGuire, the most incredible character he had ever encountered in the uniform of a chief petty officer of the U.S. Navy, would break bread with them. What McGuire thought about Houser's uniform was unimportant.
When Commander Houser walked onto the patio, he found that Rear Admiral Daniel Wagam had also been invited to Muku-Muku. He was standing, with a glass in hand, at the edge of the patio, gazing down at the surf.
Admiral Wagam was wearing a crisp, immaculate, pure white, high-collared dress uniform. Also attired in snow-white dress uniforms were the other Naval persons on the patio: Lieutenant Lewis; Commander Florence Kocharski Oblensky, NC, USN; and even Chief Carpenter's Mate Peter T. McGuire, of the Naval Reserve. When Commander Houser last saw Chief McGuireâtwo hours before, as the chief left the
Sunfish
âhe was naked except for a pair of torn-off-above-the-knees khaki trousers and a pair of rubber-and-canvas sneakers.
The Marine contingentâMajor Jake Dillon, Captain Charles Galloway, and Master Gunner Big Steve Oblenskyâwas also magnificently attired in dress white uniforms.
“Good evening, Admiral,” Commander Houser said.
“Came right from the boat, did you, Houser?” Admiral Wagam asked.
“If I have kept the Admiral waiting, sir⦔
“You didn't know I was coming,” Wagam said. “
I
didn't know I was coming myself until Commander Kocharski called at 1500.”
“Good evening, Commander,” Lieutenant Commander Houser said.
“I thought we all needed a little party,” Flo said. “You guys have been working around the clock.”
“I apologize for my appearance, sir,” Houser said.
“Your appearance? I thought all submariners look that way,” Admiral Wagam said, visibly pleased with his sense of humor.
A white-jacketed steward appeared with a tray of drinks. “Bourbon in the red glasses, Commander,” he said. “Scotch in the green. Or whatever you want, sir.”
“A little bourbon will do just fine, thank you very much,” Commander Houser said gratefully.
“The Chief,” Admiral Wagam said, “has just been telling me he anticipates no trouble at all in the dry run tomorrow.”
“We think, sir, we have everything under control,” Houser said. “But it's nice to have Chief McGuire's vote of confidence.”
“Don't mention it,” Chief McGuire said graciously.
Captain Galloway, in the midst of taking a swallow of his drink, suddenly found himself coughing.
“What I'm going to do tomorrow,” McGuire went on, “is just get out of the way, and let your boys do the whole thing themselves.”
“You think we can safely take that risk?” Houser asked, unable to restrain his sarcasm, which sailed six feet over Chief McGuire's head.
“Well, if they screw up, I'll be there to set them straight,” Chief McGuire said. “I was about to say that I won't be there when they do it for real, but I've been thinking about that. I've just about decided I'd better go along when you go on the real thing.”
“You've decided that, have you, Pete?” Big Steve Oblensky asked.
“Just about. I mean, what the hell, this is supposed to be damned important. Why take a chance?”
“Why indeed?” Admiral Wagam said. “Have you ever been aboard a submarine, Chief?”
“No, but I'm a deepwater sailor, Admiral.”
Captain Galloway had a second fit of coughing.
“Tell me, Chief,” Admiral Wagam said, “how do you define âdeepwater sailor'?”
Chief McGuire looked at the Admiral as if he thought an admiral should know how to define a deepwater sailor.
“Admiral, Chief McGuire,” Major Dillon answered for him, “was Errol Flynn's relief captain of choice when he had to leave his yacht someplace.”
“Really? You're a real sailor then, Chief?” the Admiral said. “I've seen pictures of that yacht. A sloop, as I recall?”
Chief McGuire looked at him without the faintest spark of comprehension.
“How many masts?” Admiral Wagam pursued.
“Two, I think,” McGuire said after a moment's thought. “No, three. Two in front and one in back. Errol had people who took care of that. I steered and handled the engine.”
“Well, let me say, Chief,” Admiral Wagam said, “that I think the Navy is fortunate to have someone like you.” He immediately regretted saying it. There was a strange look in McGuire's eyes, as if he had finally realized they were making fun of him.
I don't want him to think that, although we were all guilty of it
.
“Both Major Dillon and Mr. Oblensky have told me, Chief,” Admiral Wagam went on seriously, “that the
Sunfish
wouldn't be going to sea tomorrow had it not been for your solving the fuel-transfer problems on the Catalina.”
“I've never seen anybody better at welding aluminum,” Big Steve chimed in.
Admiral Wagam was genuinely pleased to see the hurt look disappear from McGuire's eyes. “So actually, Chief,” he went on. “You're the reason we can have this party tonight. You've given me genuine cause to celebrate.”
“Sir?” McGuire asked.
“Whenever a problem that CINCPAC asks me about twice a day is solved, I feel justified in celebrating.”
“Chief,” Commander Houser heard himself say, “if you want to come with us when we go into the Yellow Sea, we'll be glad to have you aboard.”
I'll be damned
, he thought,
I actually mean that
.
“So ordered,” Admiral Wagam said. “Chambers, you'll see he gets some Momsen lung training?”
“Aye, aye, sir,” Lieutenant Lewis said.
“And this is my contribution, Chief,” Commander Kocharski said, picking up her purse and coming out with two six-inch-tall medicine bottles, one filled with small yellow pills, the other with small white pills.
“What is this stuff?” McGuire asked, taking the bottles, which bore “US NAVAL HOSPITAL Pearl Harbor” prescription labels with his name on them.
“They affect the inner ear,” Commander Kocharski said very seriously. “Take one of each before boarding the
Sunfish
, one of each every six hours thereafter, and oneâor two, if you think it necessaryâthe moment you start to feel a little queasy.”
“Well, gee, Flo, thank you,” McGuire said, visibly touched. “But it's really not necessary. I'm not going to get seasick. I have no problem with boats. It's airplanes that get me.”
“Really?” Admiral Wagam asked.
“All I have to do is look at one of the sonsofbitches, Admiral,” Chief McGuire explained. “And I start getting sick.”
“You take those with you, Chief,” Commander Kocharski said. “That's an order.”
“Okay, Flo,” Chief McGuire replied. “Whatever you say.”
None of the officers present, all but one of whom were career officers of the Naval Service, felt it necessary to point out to Chief McGuire that the correct response to an order was either “Aye, aye, sir” or “Aye, aye, ma'am.”
[TWO]
Kiangpeh, Chungking, China
0915 11 April 1943
“Who's there?” Brigadier General Fleming Pickering called in answer to a knock at the door.
“Bell Telephone,” Brigadier General H. A. Albright replied, as he pushed the door open.
He had a battered, French-style telephone in one hand, a leather-cased U.S. Army EE-8 field telephone in the other, and a second EE-8 was hanging around his neck on its strap.
“What the hell are you doing?”
“Dazzling my telephone sergeant,” Albright said. “He can now spread the word that the General actually knows how to hook up a field phone, and hasn't forgotten how to strap on climbers and go up a pole.”
“You really climbed a pole?”
“Three of them,” Albright said. “The one inside your wall, the one just outside your wall, and the one down the street. If the line in here is tapped, they're doing it someplace else. It may not be tapped at all, but I would not regard this magnificent instrument as anything close to a secure telephone line.”
He held up the ancient French-style telephone.
“I didn't know generals did this sort of thing,” Pickering said.
“Basic rule of leadership, General,” Albright said, smiling. “Have your subordinates convinced that you can do anything you tell them to do at least as well as they can.”
Pickering sensed that Albright was perfectly serious.
“The second rule of leadership,” Albright went on, “is to start out as a prick and get nice later.”
Pickering laughed. “My first sergeant told me that when I made corporal in France,” he said.
“When I get these hooked up,” Albright said, dropping to his knees by the wall, “the magnificent instrument will connect you to the Chungking telephone service. There's an extension downstairs and another in Banning's room. One of the EE-8sâon the case of which I wrote the number oneâis tied into the USMMCHI switchboard. Your number is 606, which I also wrote on the case. The other EE-8âmarked number twoâis connected to the OSS house switchboard. I put one of these in Banning's room, and there's another downstairs.”
“Hugh, what's the rule of leadership if a commander comes to believe a subordinate knows more about what he's doing than he does?”
Albright sensed that Pickering was asking the question seriously, and turned from the wall, still holding a telephone wire in needle-nose pliers. “Banning?”
“Oh, no. It's a given that Banning knows more than I do about the intelligence business. I was thinking of Platt.”
“Is there a specific problem?”
“I've spent most of the last two days reading Platt's after-action reports, and taking a look at his ongoing operations.”
“And?”
“He obviously not only knows what he's doing, but is a fine commander as well.”
“Then what's the problem?”
“Banning doesn't like him. McCoy doesn't like him. And neither do I.”
“Then get rid of him,” Albright said simply.
“I also think he's wrongâwhich makes McCoy rightâabout how to get the weather station into the Gobi, even if it means we don't make a real effort to find the Marinesâand other escapeesâout there.”