Authors: Pamela Samuels-Young
J
efferson lay in bed, staring up at a ceiling he could not see in the darkened bedroom of the Residence Inn. LaKeesha was due back at work today and Jefferson was not looking forward to facing her.
He glanced at the digital clock on the nightstand. It was almost 5 a.m. He closed his eyes and tried to will himself to sleep. When that failed, he got up and jumped into the shower. After throwing on some jeans and a T-shirt and gobbling down a bowl of Frosted Flakes, he headed over to the worksite.
Propping his elbow on the desk and resting his chin in his hand, Jefferson gazed out the window at the approaching sunrise. He planned to act as if the whole thing had never happened when LaKeesha came in. He just hoped the girl didn't trip. But you never knew what to expect with women.
Stan walked into the trailer a short time later, carrying a bag of chocolate chip muffins. “You're here early,” he said. He shuffled over to the coffeemaker and held up the empty carafe. “The first person here is supposed to make the coffee.”
Jefferson shrugged and continued staring out into the parking lot.
“You not still trippin' about that mess with LaKeesha, are you?” Stan asked. “Just snap out of it.” He took a coffee filter from the cabinet. “What you did ain't no big thang. A man deserves a little something on the side every now and then. That's the only way I've been able to survive fifteen years of marriage.”
Jefferson scratched his chin. “Man, if I wanted to be out there banging a bunch of babes, I never would've gotten married. That gets old after a while.”
Stan poured two pints of bottled water into the carafe. “You ain't even got five years under your belt yet,” he said. “Wait until you've been on lockdown for ten or fifteen. You'll start seeing things my way.”
“I doubt it,” Jefferson said.
“All right. We'll see.” Stan turned on the coffeemaker and walked over to his desk. “I just don't see messing around as any big deal.” He removed a stack of invoices from an accordion folder. “If I find myself in a situation where some woman's willing to throw me some play, I ain't turning it down. I'm not some young stud like you. My options are few and far between.”
Jefferson laughed.
“And besides, my wife knows the deal. If you asked Maria if I'd ever screwed around, she'd tell you, hell yeah. In fact, I was screwing Maria when I was with my first wife.” Stan looked up wistfully. “Now, I
really
loved that woman. One of the sweetest, finest chocolate chicks I'd ever laid eyes on. But she didn't understand how things worked.” He tugged his rising T-shirt back down over his stomach. “Now, Maria? I don't think she cares what I do
as long as I keep it out of her face. She's a good old-fashioned Filipino who likes catering to her man. That's why I married her ass.”
Jefferson walked over to the coffeemaker. “Man, sometimes I wonder what planet you live on.”
“Dude, I'm just a realist,” Stan said. “And I'll tell you this, if I was running thangs, I could lower the divorce rate just like that.” He snapped his fingers.
Jefferson poured coffee into two cups. “I know I'm going to regret this,” he said, “but go ahead. Let me hear it.”
“There should be a federal law that a married man should be able to get a piece on the side at least once every three months. That'll basically wipe out divorce.”
Jefferson laughed. “And what about married women?” he asked, handing Stan a cup of coffee. “Would the same law apply to them?”
“Hell nah,” Stan said. “Women don't even like sex that much after they hit forty-five or fifty. If God had meant for married women to screw around, he would've given 'em a penis. I wouldn't put up with a woman who messed around on me. It just ain't right.”
“So if you found out Maria had some dude on the side, you'd leave?”
“Leave? Hell, no. I ain't going nowhere. I paid for that house. But I'd pack up her stuff and set it out on the curb. I need to know I can trust my woman. And, for me, keeping her legs closed is the ultimate demonstration of trust.”
Jefferson took a sip of coffee and stared at his partner in bewilderment. “Man, please make sure you keep your crazy ass views to yourself when my wife's around.”
“Like I said, my woman understands me. What I do on the side don't have nothing to do with her. Even if she had a body like LaKeesha's, I'd still be out there.”
“Sure you would, Stan.” Jefferson took a seat at his desk. “I think all the women you brag about having is only in your head.”
“I'll have you know I was quite a catch in my day,” Stan said. “I didn't always have this gut.” Stan looked down and grabbed a handful of his stomach. “So don't be underestimating my skills with the women. I never told you, but remember that project we had last summer over in Carson?”
Jefferson nodded.
“Remember Linda, the short chick with the big ass who sat at the reception desk? I hit that several times.”
“Man, you're lying. Why in the hell would she want you?”
“'Cuz I'm a very charming dude.” Stan grinned. “And 'cuz I paid her rent for six months.”
Both men laughed heartily.
“You're crazy,” Jefferson said. “I don't know about Filipino women, but my wife's black
and
she's a lawyer. And she ain't having it.”
“Hey, man, that was
your
mistake.” Stan pulled a muffin from the bag on his desk and took a big bite. “Ain't no way I'd ever hook up with a lawyer. You could bring in the finest lady lawyer you could find and stand her butt naked right here in front of me and I wouldn't touch her. I swear if that chick who represented my first wife in our divorce walked in here right now, I'd strangle the bitch.”
“You can't take out your hatred of her on all lawyers,” Jefferson said.
“Oh, yes I can,” Stan insisted. “That woman was the demon seed. I think she hates men so much, she'd work for free if she had to. You would've thought I'd cheated on her ass.”
“Well, Vernetta's nothing like that,” Jefferson said.
“She's not a spiteful person.”
“Hah,” Stan said. “You let her ass find out about you and tenderonie, and you'll see the fangs come out. All women lawyers have 'em. The black ones have an extra set.”
“I don't plan on Vernetta ever finding out,” Jefferson said, though he wasn't completely sure he could keep that from happening. He turned back to the window, his face still plagued with worry.
Stan got up for another cup of coffee. “Just take my advice and forget about what went down between you and LaKeesha,” he said. “'Cuz there ain't nothing you can do about it now.”
Jefferson certainly could not argue with that. They finished their coffee, then headed outside.
S
hortly after eleven, Jefferson saw LaKeesha's car parked in the lot and rushed over to the trailer, hoping to talk to her alone. But when he opened the trailer door and their eyes met, he realized he did not know where to begin.
“Morning,” LaKeesha said, only briefly looking up from the stack of invoices in front of her. Jefferson missed her customary
Hey, boss man
greeting.
“Morning,” Jefferson replied. He walked over to a table at the rear of the trailer and spread out a blueprint. He stared down at it, but the lines all blurred together.
“Is everything cool with us?” Jefferson asked, briefly looking over his shoulder at LaKeesha.
She had on a clingy, cream-colored dress with black ankle boots. The dress accentuated every curve of her body. Jefferson turned back to the blueprint so he wouldn't get distracted.
“Everything's just fine,” she snapped, but her curt tone said otherwise.
“I just want you to understand that what happened the other night can't ever happen again.”
“You already told me that,” LaKeesha growled. “I heard you the first time.”
He looked over in her direction, taken aback by her attitude. He had said what he needed to say. Any other communication between them would be strictly work-related. “Did the Anderson Lighting bill get paid?” he asked.
Instead of answering him, LaKeesha strode over to Jefferson's desk, snatched a folder from a side drawer, then walked over and slapped it down on the blueprint.
Why was she acting like such a little bitch?
He was just trying to make things right between them. He opened the folder and saw the word
paid
stamped across the top of an invoice in bold red letters.
“Where do you want me to order lunch from?” LaKeesha asked, her tone now distantly professional.
Jefferson felt his anger mounting. “I think you and me should go get some lunch,” he said. “We need to have a little talk.”
LaKeesha shrugged.
Jefferson glanced at his watch. “Let's try the Thai Palace up the street. If we leave now, we can get there before it's packed with the lunch crowd.”
“I don't like Thai food,” LaKeesha said sourly.
Jefferson's lips tightened. “Well, I do.”
“So you're ordering me to go to lunch with you?”
“Yeah,” Jefferson fired back. “I am.”
LaKeesha grabbed her purse from the desk just as Stan walked in. “Hey, Stan, I'll get to that letter you wanted me to type when I come back,” LaKeesha said. “Jefferson is making me go to lunch with him.”
Stan gave Jefferson a confused look. “Man, you really think you should beâ”
Jefferson held up his hand. “We'll be back in an hour.”
Jefferson and LaKeesha walked the half block to the Thai Palace in silence. Once inside, they were shown to a large booth near the back of the restaurant and given menus.
“What would you like?” Jefferson asked, after he had finished perusing the menu.
“I already told you, I don't like this stuff. I don't even know what it is.”
“I'm sure there's something here you'll like,” Jefferson said. “You like chicken?”
“Yeah.” LaKeesha pursed her lips and refused to look at him.
“You like shrimp?”
She huffed. “I like all meat.”
He was about to tell her that shrimp wasn't meat but decided to let it go. “What vegetables do you like?”
“Broccoli and green beans.”
When the waitress returned, Jefferson ordered curry chicken, shrimp fried rice, barbecued chicken, broccoli in oyster sauce and green beans in Thai chili paste.
“You trying to feed an army or what?” LaKeesha asked as the waitress walked away. Her voice still had a surly undertone to it.
“The portions aren't that big,” Jefferson said.
“Anyway, we can take whatever's left back for Stan.”
LaKeesha started fidgeting with her napkin. Jefferson could see the girl's nipples through her dress. He took a sip of water and looked away.
“LaKeesha, I wanted to have lunch with you so thatâ”
“I know, I know.” She raised her hand, palm out,
fingers splayed in an exaggerated sister-girl pose. “What we did was wrong. You're a married man. I'm too young. Yada, yada, yada.”
Even though she was really pissing him off, Jefferson felt a twinge of sympathy for the girl. He apparently wasn't the first older man she had set her sights on.
“That wasn't what I was going to say,” he continued.
“First, I want you to know how much we appreciate the way you help us stay so organized.”
LaKeesha shrugged and turned her head.
“You're the best assistant we've ever had. And I mean that.”
LaKeesha tried not to smile, but couldn't help it. When Jefferson smiled back at her, she cut her eyes at him.
Jefferson paused to take another sip of water. He could not believe how nervous he felt.
She's just a kid.
“And you were also nice enough to pick me up at the airport. Those hot toddies and that Sudafed worked because I'm feeling much better. So I want to thank you for that, too.”
LaKeesha puckered her lips. “Aren't you going to thank me for that blow job, too?”
Jefferson felt heat warm the tips of his ears. He wanted to reach across the table, grab the girl by the shoulders and shake her. He had gotten himself into this situation and he would get himself out of it. He had to. If Vernetta found out what had gone down, she would not accept any of his excusesâthe whiskey, his clogged sinuses, LaKeesha's forwardnessâas mitigating factors. For Vernetta, infidelity, in any form, warranted the ultimate punishment. But he
did not deserve to lose his wife over a five-minute blow job. And he was not about to let that happen.
“Have you always been such a tease?” Jefferson asked.
“Pretty much.” LaKeesha smiled.
“Well, you really don't have to be. When the right man comes along, you won't have to throw yourself at him.”
She tilted her head. “What if you're the right man?”
“I'm not.” Jefferson did not try to hide his irritation.
“And for the record, I want to apologize about everything. I shouldn't have let it happen.”
“But you did,” LaKeesha said brazenly. “And you enjoyed it. I could tell by the way you were moaning and rubbing my head. I bet your wife never sucked your dick that good.”
Jefferson bit his lip and drew in a deep breath. This dangerous little girl in a grown woman's body had set a trap for him and he had walked right into it. He was itching to fire her ass, but he couldn't be sure that LaKeesha wouldn't do something vicious, like call up his wife. He needed some time to figure out exactly how to play her.
The waitress walked up carrying the first two dishes, the fried rice and the barbecue chicken.
Jefferson pressed his palms flat against the table. “I changed my mind,” he said to the waitress. “We're taking our food to go.”