Authors: Catherine Aird
Both men nodded.
Wendy sniffed. âI think I'll just ring Phyllis Locombe-Stableford â¦'
âNo,' said Tom Witherington quietly. âI don't think I would if I were you, Wendy.'
âWhy ever not?' Wendy stared at her husband. âShe was there too last night.'
âThat's why,' said Tom. âAnd she may not want to talk about it. Or have been asked not to by her husband â¦' He put his arm round his wife. âI think you're forgetting something about old Locombe-Stableford.'
She was close to tears now. âWhat's that?'
âThat he isn't only a solicitor.' Tom went on steadily: âHe's the Coroner as well.'
Beyond speech now, she nodded her comprehension. âBrenda said they were doing a post-mortem examination this morning. Oh, poor, poor Margot â¦'
Henry Tyler said: âI have to be back in Whitehall tomorrow, Wen. I must be with my Minister at ten but I'll come back for the funeral ⦠or if anyone else wants to talk to me â¦'
In the event the persons who wanted to talk to Henry Tyler went to the Foreign Office to see himâwhere they found his rank to be rather higher than that of errand-boy. In fact he had his own office and a considerably larger area of carpet than anyone in Berebury suspected.
The two policemen who were shown into his room did not appear to be daunted by this. âDetective Inspector Milsom,' said the senior of the pair, âand my assistant, Detective Constable Bewman. We are making enquiries into the sudden death of Mrs Margot Iverson.'
Henry Tyler bowed his head. âAnything I can tell you, Inspector, I will, but my acquaintanceship with Mrs Iverson in the event was brief.'
âIt is the event,' said Milsom drily, âwhich interests us. You were, I understand, one of the guests on the fatal night â¦'
âIndeed,' said Henry, noting with the appreciation of an expert the Inspector's choice of words.
âAnd partook of the complete meal?'
âOh, yes, Inspector. And very good it was, too.'
âSave for Mrs Iverson, sir. It didn't do her any good at all. Quite the reverse, you might say.'
âAre you telling me,' said Henry cautiously, âthat Mrs Iversonâerâconsumed â¦'
âIngested was the word the Home Office pathologist used, sir.'
âIngested that from which she died at that meal?'
âIt would seem so, sir. And we want you to tell us everything you remember about it.'
Henry cast his mind back over the evening. âI think we all ate the same â¦'
âThat is one of the things that is making our enquiries difficult.' Detective Inspector Milsom had his notebook at the ready.
âAnd from the same dishes ⦠no, I forgot. The first course was on the table when we went into the dining-room. Potted shrimps.' He looked sharply at the policeman. âShell-fish can be dangerous in their own right.'
âThe potted shrimps were put on the table by the parlourmaid immediately before the guests entered the dining-room,' said Milsom.
Henry hesitated but not for long. âOur host did slip out to attend to the claret â¦'
âThat was before the shrimp dish reached the dining-room,' said Milsom, revealing that he already knew a great deal about the evening. âIt wasâerâsafely in the kitchen at that stage.'
âAnd,' said Henry as lightly as he felt the conversation warranted, âI suppose you are sure that Edith wasn't harbouring a grudge against her mistress.'
âAs sure as we can be,' said Milsom.
Detective Constable Bewman stirred. âBesides, if you remember, sir, the potted shrimps had a solidified butter glaze on top.'
âSo it had,' said Henry appreciatively. The constabulary had certainly done its homework. âAnd Mrs Iverson would certainly have noticed if that had been disturbed.'
âI think we can go a little further than that, sir.' Milsom gave a faint smile. âHuman nature being what it is my guess is that any maid worth her salt would have put a slightly imperfect dish in front of anyone but her master or mistress for the cook's sake.'
âQuite so,' said Henry gravely. He had forgotten the old joke about a policeman being the best kitchen range-finder in the world. âWell, apart from the potted shrimps I think I can assure you, Inspector, that one way and another all the other dishes were shared.'
âThis is what all the other guests say, sir, and that is what is puzzling us.'
âWhat about after we all left?' said Henry.
âThe experts assure us that symptoms occur between one and four hours after this particular substance has been ingested.' The Detective Inspector went on in tones totally devoid of emphasis: âUnfortunately Dr Iverson went out after the dinner-party to pay a late visit to a man with pneumonia about whom he was worried and so cannot tell us anything about the time immediately after the guests had left. By the time he got home his wife was already beginning to be unwell.'
âI see.' Henry frowned. âWell, after the potted shrimps we had the beefâand very good it was, too.'
âI understand that Cook has an excellent relationship with the butcher. She got him to send round the largest and best fillet he had,' said Milsom.
âThe vegetables, as I recollect, Inspector, were Brussels sprouts and glazed carrots.' The man on the Belgium desk at the Foreign Office was being driven to despair by what was coming out of Brussels at the moment but Henry saw no reason to say so.
âWe think we can give the vegetables a clean bill of health, sir.'
âFinished up in the kitchen, were they?' divined Henry. âI say, Inspector, what about the horseradish sauce? It brought a tear to my eye.'
âHome-made, Mr Tyler, by Cook, according to Mrs Beeton's recipe, with cream, white wine vinegar, a little caster sugar and some mustardâand horseradish, of course.'
âI have heard,' said Henry slowly, âthat on occasionâby accident, usuallyâaconite has been known to have been mistaken for horseradish.'
âPicked by Cook herself in the kitchen garden,' said Inspector Milsom with evident approval. âShe says that when she asks the gardener for produce she feels she doesn't always get the best.'
âHuman nature doesn't change, does it?' said Henry absently. They knew quite as much about human nature at the Foreign Office as they did down at any police station. âBesides, coming back to your problem, Inspector, nearly everybody had some of the horseradish sauce.'
âExactly, sir. Our problem is that while Mrs Iverson appears to have ingested that from which she died at the dinner party there is no dish which some or all the guests did not share.'
âDifficult,' agreed Henry, âand made more so, I imagine, by the fact that both the Coroner and the Chairman of the Magistrates' Bench were there.'
Detective Inspector Milsom said with deep feeling that this had not helped in the investigation so far. âThey both insist that there was no way in which their hostess could have been poisoned before their very eyesâand both the parlour-maid and the cook swear that she didn't take anything afterwards. What with the doctor going straight out and the deceased going down to the kitchen to thank both staff for a very good meal there wasn't timeâeven if she took it herself, which is unlikely from all I hear.'
âThat means Edith and Cook liked her,' said Henry at once. âAnd I understand there were no money troubles â¦'
âNone,' said the Inspector stoutly. âShe was very well off, was Mrs Iverson.'
âAnd yet â¦' began Henry.
âYes?' The policeman leaned forward.
âIt does seem almost staged, doesn't it?'
âJust what the Chief Constable said â¦' The Detective Inspector lowered his head. âI'm sorry, sir, I shouldn't have said that.'
Henry Tyler waved a hand airily. âMy dear fellow, we spend our time here working on things that shouldn't have been said, but unless they are,' he added thoughtfully, ânobody gets anywhere. That case of pneumonia?'
âGenuine,' said the Inspector. âThe doctor had visited the man earlier in the day and said he would be back later that night when he thought the pneumonia would have reached its crisis.'
âMrs Iverson hadn't been beastly to Miss Amy Hall, I take it?'
âKindness itself, I understand, sir.' He coughed. âThat doesn't mean that Miss Hall enjoys being a poor relation. Very few people do, sir. However, both staff agree Miss Hall fitted in as well as anyone could in the circumstances. Cook is a most observant woman and parlour-maids have to be of a noticing cast of mind otherwise they wouldn't be any good for the job, would they, sir?'
Henry confessed it was something that hadn't crossed his mind before.
âLike detective constables,' said the Inspector generously. âConstable Bewman here pointed out that each guest had their plate handed to them by Edith but I can't see how that gave a murderer any scope.'
Henry frowned. âShe would have done it in a preordained way, of course,' he mused. âThe lady on the host's right first, and then the one on his left. My sister was served after them, I think, and then Miss Amy and Mrs Iverson.'
âThat would have meant,' said the Inspector alertly, âthat anyone who knew where you were all sitting would have been able to work out who would get which plate in the pile.'
âOh, yes, Inspector.' Henry Tyler smiled faintly. âIt's an interesting little puzzle when you think about it like that. The quickness of the hand deceiving the eye and all that. Except that we don't know whose hand.'
âYet â¦' responded Milsom.
Detective Constable Bewman scratched his head. âBut even if you knew beforehand who was going to getâsayâthe fifth plate how could you put poison on it and not on the other plates?'
âDifficult,' agreed Henry Tyler, âisn't it?'
âBut not impossible,' growled Milsom. âAccording to the pathologist, the timing is wrong for her being poisoned except at the meal. He's prepared to swear to that.'
Henry Tyler screwed up his eyes in an effort of recollection. âThere were some glazed onions and Duchesse potatoes round the fillet ⦠our host put those on the individual plates before he handed them to Edith.'
âWe thought of that, sir,' said the Inspector, a touch of melancholy in his voice. âBoth were brought in from the gardenâhome grownâand never left the kitchen until Cook gave them to Edith for the table. Apparently the doctor's very particular about his potatoes. Never lets seed be used that's more than two years out of Scotland.'
âQuite right,' said Henry stoutly. âI think the same should go for the Scots race, too.'
âNot everyone had the same pudding,' said the Inspector with a certain tenacity. âSome had one and some had the other.'
âAnd some, Inspector, I fear, had both.'
âAnd those that had the Normandy pudding,' said Detective Constable Bewman, âhad the wine sauce that went with it.'
âIt was a splendid sauce,' said Henry appreciatively.
âConsisting, I understand,' said Milsom heavily, âof a small glass of brandy, ditto of Madeira, a gill of water, an ounce of unsalted butter and a little caster sugar.'
âYou should try it sometime, Inspector,' said Henry.
âIt was handed round,' said Milsom, ignoring this frivolity, âby Edith in a sauce boat on a tray.'
âNo room for monkey business there,' agreed Henry. âOr with the fruit and nuts.'
âTwo bowls of each were placed within easy reach of all the guests,' said Milsom. âIn theory I suppose the nearest piece of fruit could have been doctored but I don't see myself how the murderer could have been sure the victim would have picked it.'
âNo.' Henry noted how the Detective Inspector's speech had now widened to include words like âpoison' and âmurderer'. âI can't tell you if Mrs Iverson had any port.' He grinned. âI did and it was splendid.'
âVintage,' said Milsom. âNineteen twelve and nothing wrong with it at all.'
âJust as well to check, though,' agreed Henry gravely.
âThe doctor had decanted it himself,' the policeman informed him, reddening slightly, âbefore the guests arrived.'
âYou can't be too careful with a really crusty port,' said Henry.
âSomeone,' said Inspector Milsom meaningfully, âseems to have been altogether too careful, to my way of thinking.'
Henry Tyler nodded. âCareful and very clever, Inspector. It takes a great deal of prestidigitatory skill to poison someone before your very eyes, so to speak.'
âThat's not a word that I know, sir, but I think I take your meaning.'
âWe are talking of the art of the conjuror â¦'
âAh,' said Milsom.
âWhere did the patter come in, then?' enquired Detective Constable Bewman. âYou would have all been talking normally like, wouldn't you, sir?'
âYes ⦠that is, I suppose so.' Henry cast his mind back to the small talk of a small town. âConversation was very general. The nearest thing to a conjuring trick was the new bell-push that had been fitted under the carpet for Mrs Iverson.'
âThat was the doctor's idea, sir. Cook tells me he'd seen it somewhere and wanted one for his wife. The parlourmaid likes it because it saves her â¦'
âJust a minute,' said Henry, a thought beginning to burgeon in his mind. âYou, Constable, said something about a conjuror's patter.'
âYou don't get that many silent ones, sir,' responded Bewman stolidly. âNot on stage, anyway.'
âIt did occur to me that the doctor did choose an odd moment to draw attention to the bell's being there. It would have been much more subtle just to have allowed his wife to demonstrate it when the time came and then to turn it into a talking point.'
âOut of character you might say?' suggested the Inspector. âAnd what, might I ask, sir, was he doing at the time he was talking about the bell?'