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The Unofficial Wedding Party • Francesca

My Brain Hurts • Lisa

Mother Time • Lisa

God Gave You Two • Francesca

In the Soup • Lisa

Look Out! There's a Feminist Behind You. • Francesca

Muted • Lisa

AARP, or American Association of Retired Pets • Lisa

They're Playing My Song • Francesca

To Error Is Human • Lisa

Conditional • Lisa

Dog Must Love • Francesca

The Godmother • Lisa

Friendship on the Flip Side • Lisa

You Aren't What You Eat • Lisa


Other Nonfiction by Lisa Scottoline and Francesca Serritella

About the Authors



Copyright © 2016 by Smart Blonde, LLC, and Francesca Scottoline Serritella. All rights reserved. For information, address St. Martin's Press, 175 Fifth Avenue, New York, N.Y. 10010.


All photographs courtesy of the authors.

Cover design by Michael Storrings

Cover photographs: beach © mariakraynova / Shutterstock; bikini © Sandra Cunningham / Dreamstine.com

The Library of Congress has cataloged the print edition as follows:

Names: Scottoline, Lisa, author.|Serritella, Francesca Scottoline, author.

Title: I've got sand in all the wrong places / by Lisa Scottoline & Francesca Serritella.

Other titles: I have got sand in all the wrong places

Description: First edition.|New York: St. Martin's Press, 2016.

Identifiers: LCCN 2016003973|ISBN 9781250059956 (hardcover)|ISBN 9781466865259 (ebook)

Subjects: LCSH: Mothers and daughters—Humor.|Women—Humor.|Scottoline, Lisa.|Serritella, Francesca Scottoline.|BISAC: FAMILY & RELATIONSHIPS / Parenting / Parent & Adult Child.|HUMOR / Form / Essays.

Classification: LCC PN6231.M68 S374 2016|DDC 818/ .5402—dc23

LC record available at

e-ISBN 9781466865259

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First Edition: July 2016

BOOK: I've Got Sand In All the Wrong Places
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